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<h3>CHAPTER XV</h3>
<h3>The Widow's Suitors<br/> </h3>
<p>Mr. Slope lost no time in availing himself of the bishop's
permission to see Mr. Quiverful, and it was in his interview with this
worthy pastor that he first learned that Mrs. Bold was worth the
wooing. He rode out to Puddingdale to communicate to the embryo warden
the goodwill of the bishop in his favour, and during the discussion on
the matter it was not unnatural that the pecuniary resources of Mr.
Harding and his family should become the subject of remark.</p>
<p>Mr. Quiverful, with his fourteen children and his four hundred a
year, was a very poor man, and the prospect of this new preferment,
which was to be held together with his living, was very grateful to
him. To what clergyman so circumstanced would not such a prospect be
very grateful? But Mr. Quiverful had long been acquainted with Mr.
Harding, and had received kindness at his hands, so that his heart
misgave him as he thought of supplanting a friend at the hospital.
Nevertheless, he was extremely civil, cringingly civil, to Mr. Slope;
treated him quite as the great man; entreated this great man to do him
the honour to drink a glass of sherry, at which, as it was very poor
Marsala, the now pampered Slope turned up his nose; and ended by
declaring his extreme obligation to the bishop and Mr. Slope and his
great desire to accept the hospital, if—if it were certainly
the case that Mr. Harding had refused it.</p>
<p>What man as needy as Mr. Quiverful would have been more
disinterested?</p>
<p>"Mr. Harding did positively refuse it," said Mr. Slope with a
certain air of offended dignity, "when he heard of the conditions to
which the appointment is now subjected. Of course you understand, Mr.
Quiverful, that the same conditions will be imposed on yourself."</p>
<p>Mr. Quiverful cared nothing for the conditions. He would have
undertaken to preach any number of sermons Mr. Slope might have
chosen to dictate, and to pass every remaining hour of his Sundays
within the walls of a Sunday-school. What sacrifices, or at any
rate, what promises would have been too much to make for such an
addition to his income, and for such a house! But his mind still
recurred to Mr. Harding.</p>
<p>"To be sure," said he; "Mr. Harding's daughter is very rich, and why
should he trouble himself with the hospital?"</p>
<p>"You mean Mrs. Grantly," said Slope.</p>
<p>"I meant his widowed daughter," said the other. "Mrs. Bold has
twelve hundred a year of her own, and I suppose Mr. Harding means to
live with her."</p>
<p>"Twelve hundred a year of her own!" said Slope, and very shortly
afterwards took his leave, avoiding, as far as it was possible for
him to do, any further allusion to the hospital. "Twelve hundred a
year!" said he to himself as he rode slowly home. If it were the fact
that Mrs. Bold had twelve hundred a year of her own, what a fool
would he be to oppose her father's return to his old place. The
train of Mr. Slope's ideas will probably be plain to all my readers.
Why should he not make the twelve hundred a year his own? And if he
did so, would it not be well for him to have a father-in-law
comfortably provided with the good things of this world? Would it
not, moreover, be much more easy for him to gain the daughter if he
did all in his power to forward the father's views?</p>
<p>These questions presented themselves to him in a very forcible way,
and yet there were many points of doubt. If he resolved to restore
to Mr. Harding his former place, he must take the necessary steps for
doing so at once; he must immediately talk over the bishop, quarrel
on the matter with Mrs. Proudie, whom he knew he could not talk over,
and let Mr. Quiverful know that he had been a little too precipitate
as to Mr. Harding's positive refusal. That he could effect all this
he did not doubt, but he did not wish to effect it for nothing. He
did not wish to give way to Mr. Harding and then be rejected by the
daughter. He did not wish to lose one influential friend before he
had gained another.</p>
<p>And thus he rode home, meditating many things in his mind. It
occurred to him that Mrs. Bold was sister-in-law to the archdeacon,
and that not even for twelve hundred a year would he submit to that
imperious man. A rich wife was a great desideratum to him, but
success in his profession was still greater; there were, moreover,
other rich women who might be willing to become wives; and after all,
this twelve hundred a year might, when inquired into, melt away into
some small sum utterly beneath his notice. Then also he remembered
that Mrs. Bold had a son.</p>
<p>Another circumstance also much influenced him, though it was one
which may almost be said to have influenced him against his will.
The vision of the Signora Neroni was perpetually before his eyes. It
would be too much to say that Mr. Slope was lost in love, but yet he
thought, and kept continually thinking, that he had never seen so
beautiful a woman. He was a man whose nature was open to such
impulses, and the wiles of the Italianized charmer had been
thoroughly successful in imposing upon his thoughts. We will not
talk about his heart: not that he had no heart, but because his heart
had little to do with his present feelings. His taste had been
pleased, his eyes charmed, and his vanity gratified. He had been
dazzled by a sort of loveliness which he had never before seen, and
had been caught by an easy, free, voluptuous manner which was
perfectly new to him. He had never been so tempted before, and the
temptation was now irresistible. He had not owned to himself that he
cared for this woman more than for others around him, but yet he
thought often of the time when he might see her next, and made, almost
unconsciously, little cunning plans for seeing her frequently.</p>
<p>He had called at Dr. Stanhope's house the day after the bishop's
party, and then the warmth of his admiration had been fed with fresh
fuel. If the signora had been kind in her manner and flattering in
her speech when lying upon the bishop's sofa, with the eyes of so
many on her, she had been much more so in her mother's drawing-room,
with no one present but her sister to repress either her nature or
her art. Mr. Slope had thus left her quite bewildered, and could not
willingly admit into his brain any scheme a part of which would be
the necessity of his abandoning all further special friendship with
this lady.</p>
<p>And so he slowly rode along, very meditative.</p>
<p>And here the author must beg it to be remembered that Mr. Slope was
not in all things a bad man. His motives, like those of most men,
were mixed, and though his conduct was generally very different from
that which we would wish to praise, it was actuated perhaps as often
as that of the majority of the world by a desire to do his duty. He
believed in the religion which he taught, harsh, unpalatable,
uncharitable as that religion was. He believed those whom he wished
to get under his hoof, the Grantlys and Gwynnes of the church, to be
the enemies of that religion. He believed himself to be a pillar of
strength, destined to do great things, and with that subtle, selfish,
ambiguous sophistry to which the minds of all men are so subject, he
had taught himself to think that in doing much for the promotion of
his own interests, he was doing much also for the promotion of
religion. But Mr. Slope had never been an immoral man. Indeed, he
had resisted temptations to immorality with a strength of purpose
that was creditable to him. He had early in life devoted himself to
works which were not compatible with the ordinary pleasures of youth,
and he had abandoned such pleasures not without a struggle. It must
therefore be conceived that he did not admit to himself that he
warmly admired the beauty of a married woman without heart-felt
stings of conscience; and to pacify that conscience he had to teach
himself that the nature of his admiration was innocent.</p>
<p>And thus he rode along meditative and ill at ease. His conscience
had not a word to say against his choosing the widow and her fortune.
That he looked upon as a godly work rather than otherwise; as a deed
which, if carried through, would redound to his credit as a
Christian. On that side lay no future remorse, no conduct which he
might probably have to forget, no inward stings. If it should turn
out to be really the fact that Mrs. Bold had twelve hundred a year at
her own disposal, Mr. Slope would rather look upon it as a duty which
he owed his religion to make himself the master of the wife and the
money; as a duty too, in which some amount of self-sacrifice would be
necessary. He would have to give up his friendship with the signora,
his resistance to Mr. Harding, his antipathy—no, he found
on mature self-examination that he could not bring himself to give up
his antipathy to Dr. Grantly. He would marry the lady as the enemy of
her brother-in-law if such an arrangement suited her; if not, she must
look elsewhere for a husband.</p>
<p>It was with such resolve as this that he reached Barchester. He
would at once ascertain what the truth might be as to the lady's
wealth, and having done this he would be ruled by circumstances in
his conduct respecting the hospital. If he found that he could turn
round and secure the place for Mr. Harding without much
self-sacrifice, he would do so; but if not, he would woo the daughter
in opposition to the father. But in no case would he succumb to the
archdeacon.</p>
<p>He saw his horse taken round to the stable, and immediately went
forth to commence his inquiries. To give Mr. Slope his due, he was not
a man who ever let much grass grow under his feet.</p>
<p>Poor Eleanor! She was doomed to be the intended victim of more
schemes than one.</p>
<p>About the time that Mr. Slope was visiting the vicar of Puddingdale,
a discussion took place respecting her charms and wealth at Dr.
Stanhope's house in the close. There had been morning callers there,
and people had told some truth and also some falsehood respecting the
property which John Bold had left behind him. By degrees the visitors
went, and as the doctor went with them, and as the doctor's wife had
not made her appearance, Charlotte Stanhope and her brother were left
together. He was sitting idly at the table, scrawling caricatures of
Barchester notables, then yawning, then turning over a book or two, and
evidently at a loss how to kill his time without much labour.</p>
<p>"You haven't done much, Bertie, about getting any orders," said his
sister.</p>
<p>"Orders!" said he; "who on earth is there at Barchester to give one
orders? Who among the people here could possibly think it worth his
while to have his head done into marble?"</p>
<p>"Then you mean to give up your profession," said she.</p>
<p>"No, I don't," said he, going on with some absurd portrait of the
bishop. "Look at that, Lotte; isn't it the little man all over,
apron and all? I'd go on with my profession at once, as you call it,
if the governor would set me up with a studio in London; but as to
sculpture at Barchester—I suppose half the people here
don't know what a torso means."</p>
<p>"The governor will not give you a shilling to start you in London,"
said Lotte. "Indeed, he can't give you what would be sufficient, for
he has not got it. But you might start yourself very well, if you
pleased."</p>
<p>"How the deuce am I to do it?" said he.</p>
<p>"To tell you the truth, Bertie, you'll never make a penny by any
profession."</p>
<p>"That's what I often think myself," said he, not in the least
offended. "Some men have a great gift of making money, but they
can't spend it. Others can't put two shillings together, but they
have a great talent for all sorts of outlay. I begin to think that
my genius is wholly in the latter line."</p>
<p>"How do you mean to live then?" asked the sister.</p>
<p>"I suppose I must regard myself as a young raven and look for
heavenly manna; besides, we have all got something when the governor
goes."</p>
<p>"Yes—you'll have enough to supply yourself with gloves
and boots; that is, if the Jews have not got the possession of it all.
I believe they have the most of it already. I wonder, Bertie, at your
indifference; that you, with your talents and personal advantages,
should never try to settle yourself in life. I look forward with dread
to the time when the governor must go. Mother, and Madeline, and
I—we shall be poor enough, but you will have absolutely
nothing."</p>
<p>"Sufficient for the day is the evil thereof," said Bertie.</p>
<p>"Will you take my advice?" said his sister.</p>
<p>"<i>Cela dépend</i>," said the brother.</p>
<p>"Will you marry a wife with money?"</p>
<p>"At any rate," said he, "I won't marry one without; wives with money
a'nt so easy to get now-a-days; the parsons pick them all up."</p>
<p>"And a parson will pick up the wife I mean for you, if you do not
look quickly about it; the wife I mean is Mrs. Bold."</p>
<p>"Whew-w-w-w!" whistled Bertie, "a widow!"</p>
<p>"She is very beautiful," said Charlotte.</p>
<p>"With a son and heir all ready to my hand," said Bertie.</p>
<p>"A baby that will very likely die," said Charlotte.</p>
<p>"I don't see that," said Bertie. "But however, he may live for
me—I don't wish to kill him; only, it must be owned that
a ready-made family is a drawback."</p>
<p>"There is only one after all," pleaded Charlotte.</p>
<p>"And that a very little one, as the maidservant said," rejoined
Bertie.</p>
<p>"Beggars mustn't be choosers, Bertie; you can't have everything."</p>
<p>"God knows I am not unreasonable," said he, "nor yet opinionated,
and if you'll arrange it all for me, Lotte, I'll marry the lady. Only
mark this: the money must be sure, and the income at my own disposal,
at any rate for the lady's life."</p>
<p>Charlotte was explaining to her brother that he must make love for
himself if he meant to carry on the matter, and was encouraging him
to do so by warm eulogiums on Eleanor's beauty, when the signora was
brought into the drawing-room. When at home, and subject to the gaze
of none but her own family, she allowed herself to be dragged about
by two persons, and her two bearers now deposited her on her sofa.
She was not quite so grand in her apparel as she had been at the
bishop's party, but yet she was dressed with much care, and though
there was a look of care and pain about her eyes, she was, even by
daylight, extremely beautiful.</p>
<p>"Well, Madeline, so I'm going to be married," Bertie began as soon
as the servants had withdrawn.</p>
<p>"There's no other foolish thing left that you haven't done," said
Madeline, "and therefore you are quite right to try that."</p>
<p>"Oh, you think it's a foolish thing, do you?" said he. "There's
Lotte advising me to marry by all means. But on such a subject your
opinion ought to be the best; you have experience to guide you."</p>
<p>"Yes, I have," said Madeline with a sort of harsh sadness in her
tone, which seemed to say—"What is it to you if I am sad?
I have never asked your sympathy."</p>
<p>Bertie was sorry when he saw that she was hurt by what he said, and
he came and squatted on the floor close before her face to make his
peace with her.</p>
<p>"Come, Mad, I was only joking; you know that. But in sober earnest,
Lotte is advising me to marry. She wants me to marry this Mrs. Bold.
She's a widow with lots of tin, a fine baby, a beautiful complexion,
and the George and Dragon hotel up in the High Street. By Jove,
Lotte, if I marry her, I'll keep the public-house
myself—it's just the life to suit me."</p>
<p>"What," said Madeline, "that vapid, swarthy creature in the widow's
cap, who looked as though her clothes had been stuck on her back with
a pitchfork!" The signora never allowed any woman to be beautiful.</p>
<p>"Instead of being vapid," said Lotte, "I call her a very lovely
woman. She was by far the loveliest woman in the rooms the other
night; that is, excepting you, Madeline."</p>
<p>Even the compliment did not soften the asperity of the maimed
beauty. "Every woman is charming according to Lotte," she said; "I
never knew an eye with so little true appreciation. In the first place,
what woman on earth could look well in such a thing as that she had on
her head."</p>
<p>"Of course she wears a widow's cap, but she'll put that off when
Bertie marries her."</p>
<p>"I don't see any of course in it," said Madeline. "The death of
twenty husbands should not make me undergo such a penance. It is as
much a relic of paganism as the sacrifice of a Hindu woman at the
burning of her husband's body. If not so bloody, it is quite as
barbarous, and quite as useless."</p>
<p>"But you don't blame her for that," said Bertie. "She does it
because it's the custom of the country. People would think ill of
her if she didn't do it."</p>
<p>"Exactly," said Madeline. "She is just one of those English
nonentities who would tie her head up in a bag for three months every
summer, if her mother and her grandmother had tied up their heads
before her. It would never occur to her to think whether there was
any use in submitting to such a nuisance."</p>
<p>"It's very hard in a country like England, for a young woman to set
herself in opposition to prejudices of that sort," said the prudent
Charlotte.</p>
<p>"What you mean is that it's very hard for a fool not to be a fool,"
said Madeline.</p>
<p>Bertie Stanhope had been so much knocked about the world from his
earliest years that he had not retained much respect for the gravity
of English customs; but even to his mind an idea presented itself
that, perhaps in a wife, true British prejudice would not in the long
run be less agreeable than Anglo-Italian freedom from restraint. He
did not exactly say so, but he expressed the idea in another way.</p>
<p>"I fancy," said he, "that if I were to die, and then walk, I should
think that my widow looked better in one of those caps than any other
kind of head-dress."</p>
<p>"Yes—and you'd fancy also that she could do nothing
better than shut herself up and cry for you, or else burn herself. But
she would think differently. She'd probably wear one of those horrid
she-helmets, because she'd want the courage not to do so; but she'd
wear it with a heart longing for the time when she might be allowed to
throw it off. I hate such shallow false pretences. For my part I would
let the world say what it pleased, and show no grief if I felt
none—and perhaps not, if I did."</p>
<p>"But wearing a widow's cap won't lessen her fortune," said
Charlotte.</p>
<p>"Or increase it," said Madeline. "Then why on earth does she do it?"</p>
<p>"But Lotte's object is to make her put it off," said Bertie.</p>
<p>"If it be true that she has got twelve hundred a year quite at her
own disposal, and she be not utterly vulgar in her manners, I would
advise you to marry her. I dare say she's to be had for the asking:
and as you are not going to marry her for love, it doesn't much
matter whether she is good-looking or not. As to your really
marrying a woman for love, I don't believe you are fool enough for
that."</p>
<p>"Oh, Madeline!" exclaimed her sister.</p>
<p>"And oh, Charlotte!" said the other.</p>
<p>"You don't mean to say that no man can love a woman unless he be a
fool?"</p>
<p>"I mean very much the same thing—that any man who is
willing to sacrifice his interest to get possession of a pretty face is
a fool. Pretty faces are to be had cheaper than that. I hate your
mawkish sentimentality, Lotte. You know as well as I do in what way
husbands and wives generally live together; you know how far the warmth
of conjugal affection can withstand the trial of a bad dinner, of a
rainy day, or of the least privation which poverty brings with it; you
know what freedom a man claims for himself, what slavery he would exact
from his wife if he could! And you know also how wives generally obey.
Marriage means tyranny on one side and deceit on the other. I say that
a man is a fool to sacrifice his interests for such a bargain. A woman,
too generally, has no other way of living."</p>
<p>"But Bertie has no other way of living," said Charlotte.</p>
<p>"Then, in God's name, let him marry Mrs. Bold," said Madeline. And
so it was settled between them.</p>
<p>But let the gentle-hearted reader be under no apprehension
whatsoever. It is not destined that Eleanor shall marry Mr. Slope or
Bertie Stanhope. And here perhaps it may be allowed to the novelist
to explain his views on a very important point in the art of telling
tales. He ventures to reprobate that system which goes so far to
violate all proper confidence between the author and his readers by
maintaining nearly to the end of the third volume a mystery as to the
fate of their favourite personage. Nay, more, and worse than this, is
too frequently done. Have not often the profoundest efforts of
genius been used to baffle the aspirations of the reader, to raise
false hopes and false fears, and to give rise to expectations which
are never to be realized? Are not promises all but made of
delightful horrors, in lieu of which the writer produces nothing but
most commonplace realities in his final chapter? And is there not a
species of deceit in this to which the honesty of the present age
should lend no countenance?</p>
<p>And what can be the worth of that solicitude which a peep into the
third volume can utterly dissipate? What the value of those literary
charms which are absolutely destroyed by their enjoyment? When we
have once learnt what was that picture before which was hung Mrs.
Ratcliffe's solemn curtain, we feel no further interest about either
the frame or the veil. They are to us merely a receptacle for old
bones, an inappropriate coffin, which we would wish to have decently
buried out of our sight.</p>
<p>And then how grievous a thing it is to have the pleasure of your
novel destroyed by the ill-considered triumph of a previous reader.
"Oh, you needn't be alarmed for Augusta; of course she accepts
Gustavus in the end." "How very ill-natured you are, Susan," says
Kitty with tears in her eyes: "I don't care a bit about it now."
Dear Kitty, if you will read my book, you may defy the ill-nature of
your sister. There shall be no secret that she can tell you. Nay,
take the third volume if you please—learn from the last
pages all the results of our troubled story, and the story shall have
lost none of its interest, if indeed there be any interest in it to
lose.</p>
<p>Our doctrine is that the author and the reader should move along
together in full confidence with each other. Let the personages of
the drama undergo ever so complete a comedy of errors among
themselves, but let the spectator never mistake the Syracusan for the
Ephesian; otherwise he is one of the dupes, and the part of a dupe is
never dignified.</p>
<p>I would not for the value of this chapter have it believed by a
single reader that my Eleanor could bring herself to marry Mr. Slope,
or that she should be sacrificed to a Bertie Stanhope. But among the
good folk of Barchester many believed both the one and the other.</p>
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