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<h3>CHAPTER XXII</h3>
<h3>The Thornes of Ullathorne<br/> </h3>
<p>On the following Sunday Mr. Arabin was to read himself in at his new
church. It was agreed at the rectory that the archdeacon should go
over with him and assist at the reading desk, and that Mr. Harding
should take the archdeacon's duty at Plumstead Church. Mrs. Grantly
had her school and her buns to attend to, and professed that she could
not be spared, but Mrs. Bold was to accompany them. It was further
agreed also that they would lunch at the squire's house and return
home after the afternoon service.</p>
<p>Wilfred Thorne, Esq., of Ullathorne, was the squire of St.
Ewold's—or, rather, the squire of Ullathorne, for the domain of the
modern landlord was of wider notoriety than the fame of the ancient
saint. He was a fair specimen of what that race has come to in our days
which, a century ago, was, as we are told, fairly represented by Squire
Western. If that representation be a true one, few classes of men can
have made faster strides in improvement. Mr. Thorne, however, was a man
possessed of quite a sufficient number of foibles to lay him open to
much ridicule. He was still a bachelor, being about fifty, and was not
a little proud of his person. When living at home at Ullathorne, there
was not much room for such pride, and there therefore he always looked
like a gentleman and like that which he certainly was, the first man in
his parish. But during the month or six weeks which he annually spent
in London, he tried so hard to look like a great man there also, which
he certainly was not, that he was put down as a fool by many at his
club. He was a man of considerable literary attainment in a certain way
and on certain subjects. His favourite authors were Montaigne and
Burton, and he knew more perhaps than any other man in his own county
and the next to it of the English essayists of the two last centuries.
He possessed complete sets of the Idler, the Spectator, the Tatler, the
Guardian, and the Rambler, and would discourse by hours together on the
superiority of such publications to anything which has since been
produced in our Edinburghs and Quarterlies. He was proficient in all
questions of genealogy, and knew enough of almost every gentleman's
family in England to say of what blood and lineage were descended all
those who had any claim to be considered as possessors of any such
luxuries. For blood and lineage he himself had a most profound respect.
He counted back his own ancestors to some period long antecedent to the
Conquest, and could tell you, if you would listen to him, how it had
come to pass that they, like Cedric the Saxon, had been permitted to
hold their own among the Norman barons. It was not, according to his
showing, on account of any weak complaisance on the part of his family
towards their Norman neighbours. Some Ealfried of Ullathorne once
fortified his own castle and held out, not only that, but the then
existing cathedral of Barchester also, against one Geoffrey De Burgh,
in the time of King John; and Mr. Thorne possessed the whole history of
the siege written on vellum and illuminated in a most costly manner. It
little signified that no one could read the writing, as, had that been
possible, no one could have understood the language. Mr. Thorne could,
however, give you all the particulars in good English, and had no
objection to do so.</p>
<p>It would be unjust to say that he looked down on men whose families
were of recent date. He did not do so. He frequently consorted with
such, and had chosen many of his friends from among them. But he
looked on them as great millionaires are apt to look on those who
have small incomes; as men who have Sophocles at their fingers' ends
regard those who know nothing of Greek. They might doubtless be good
sort of people, entitled to much praise for virtue, very admirable
for talent, highly respectable in every way, but they were without
the one great good gift. Such was Mr. Thorne's way of thinking on
this matter; nothing could atone for the loss of good blood; nothing
could neutralize its good effects. Few indeed were now possessed of
it, but the possession was on that account the more precious. It
was very pleasant to hear Mr. Thorne descant on this matter. Were
you in your ignorance to surmise that such a one was of a good family
because the head of his family was a baronet of an old date, he would
open his eyes with a delightful look of affected surprise, and
modestly remind you that baronetcies only dated from James I. He
would gently sigh if you spoke of the blood of the Fitzgeralds and De
Burghs; would hardly allow the claims of the Howards and Lowthers;
and has before now alluded to the Talbots as a family who had hardly
yet achieved the full honours of a pedigree.</p>
<p>In speaking once of a wide-spread race whose name had received the
honours of three coronets, scions from which sat for various
constituencies, some one of whose members had been in almost every
cabinet formed during the present century, a brilliant race such as
there are few in England, Mr. Thorne had called them all "dirt." He
had not intended any disrespect to these men. He admired them in
many senses, and allowed them their privileges without envy. He had
merely meant to express his feeling that the streams which ran
through their veins were not yet purified by time to that perfection,
had not become so genuine an ichor, as to be worthy of being called
blood in the genealogical sense.</p>
<p>When Mr. Arabin was first introduced to him, Mr. Thorne had
immediately suggested that he was one of the Arabins of Uphill
Stanton. Mr. Arabin replied that he was a very distant relative of
the family alluded to. To this Mr. Thorne surmised that the
relationship could not be very distant. Mr. Arabin assured him that
it was so distant that the families knew nothing of each other. Mr.
Thorne laughed his gentle laugh at this and told Mr. Arabin that
there was now existing no branch of his family separated from the
parent stock at an earlier date than the reign of Elizabeth, and that
therefore Mr. Arabin could not call himself distant. Mr. Arabin
himself was quite clearly an Arabin of Uphill Stanton.</p>
<p>"But," said the vicar, "Uphill Stanton has been sold to the De Greys
and has been in their hands for the last fifty years."</p>
<p>"And when it has been there one hundred and fifty, if it unluckily
remain there so long," said Mr. Thorne, "your descendants will not be
a whit the less entitled to describe themselves as being of the
family of Uphill Stanton. Thank God no De Grey can buy
that—and thank God no Arabin, and no Thorne, can sell it."</p>
<p>In politics Mr. Thorne was an unflinching conservative. He looked on
those fifty-three Trojans who, as Mr. Dod tells us, censured free
trade in November, 1852, as the only patriots left among the public
men of England. When that terrible crisis of free trade had arrived,
when the repeal of the Corn Laws was carried by those very men whom
Mr. Thorne had hitherto regarded as the only possible saviours of his
country, he was for a time paralysed. His country was lost; but that
was comparatively a small thing. Other countries had flourished and
fallen, and the human race still went on improving under God's
providence. But now all trust in human faith must forever be at an
end. Not only must ruin come, but it must come through the apostasy
of those who had been regarded as the truest of true believers.
Politics in England, as a pursuit for gentlemen, must be at an end.
Had Mr. Thorne been trodden under foot by a Whig, he could have borne
it as a Tory and a martyr, but to be so utterly thrown over and
deceived by those he had so earnestly supported, so thoroughly
trusted, was more than he could endure and live. He therefore ceased
to live as a politician, and refused to hold any converse with the
world at large on the state of the country.</p>
<p>Such were Mr. Thorne's impressions for the first two or three years
after Sir Robert Peel's apostasy, but by degrees his temper, as did
that of others, cooled down. He began once more to move about, to
frequent the bench and the market, and to be seen at dinners shoulder
to shoulder with some of those who had so cruelly betrayed him. It
was a necessity for him to live, and that plan of his for avoiding
the world did not answer. He, however, and others around him who
still maintained the same staunch principles of
protection—men like himself who were too true to flinch at the cry of
a mob—had their own way of consoling themselves. They were,
and felt themselves to be, the only true depositaries left of certain
Eleusinian mysteries, of certain deep and wondrous services of worship
by which alone the gods could be rightly approached. To them and them
only was it now given to know these things and to perpetuate them, if
that might still be done, by the careful and secret education of their
children.</p>
<p>We have read how private and peculiar forms of worship have been
carried on from age to age in families which, to the outer world,
have apparently adhered to the services of some ordinary church. And
so by degrees it was with Mr. Thorne. He learnt at length to listen
calmly while protection was talked of as a thing dead, although he
knew within himself that it was still quick with a mystic life. Nor
was he without a certain pleasure that such knowledge, though given
to him, should be debarred from the multitude. He became accustomed
to hear even among country gentlemen that free trade was after all
not so bad, and to hear this without dispute, although conscious
within himself that everything good in England had gone with his old
palladium. He had within him something of the feeling of Cato, who
gloried that he could kill himself because Romans were no longer
worthy of their name. Mr. Thorne had no thought of killing himself,
being a Christian and still possessing his £4000 a year, but the
feeling was not on that account the less comfortable.</p>
<p>Mr. Thorne was a sportsman, and had been active though not
outrageous in his sports. Previous to the great downfall of politics in
his county, he had supported the hunt by every means in his power. He
had preserved game till no goose or turkey could show a tail in the
parish of St. Ewold's. He had planted gorse covers with more care than
oaks and larches. He had been more anxious for the comfort of his foxes
than of his ewes and lambs. No meet had been more popular than
Ullathorne; no man's stables had been more liberally open to the horses
of distant men than Mr. Thorne's; no man had said more, written more,
or done more to keep the club up. The theory of protection could expand
itself so thoroughly in the practices of a county hunt! But when the
great ruin came; when the noble master of the Barsetshire hounds
supported the recreant minister in the House of Lords and basely
surrendered his truth, his manhood, his friends, and his honour for the
hope of a garter, then Mr. Thorne gave up the hunt. He did not cut his
covers, for that would not have been the act of a gentleman. He did not
kill his foxes, for that according to his light would have been murder.
He did not say that his covers should not be drawn, or his earths
stopped, for that would have been illegal according to the by-laws
prevailing among country gentlemen. But he absented himself from home
on the occasion of every meet at Ullathorne, left the covers to their
fate, and could not be persuaded to take his pink coat out of his
press, or his hunters out of his stable. This lasted for two years, and
then by degrees he came round. He first appeared at a neighbouring meet
on a pony, dressed in his shooting-coat, as though he had trotted in by
accident; then he walked up one morning on foot to see his favourite
gorse drawn, and when his groom brought his mare out by chance, he did
not refuse to mount her. He was next persuaded, by one of the immortal
fifty-three, to bring his hunting materials over to the other side of
the county and take a fortnight with the hounds there; and so gradually
he returned to his old life. But in hunting as in other things he was
only supported by an inward feeling of mystic superiority to those with
whom he shared the common breath of outer life.</p>
<p>Mr. Thorne did not live in solitude at Ullathorne. He had a sister,
who was ten years older than himself and who participated in his
prejudices and feelings so strongly that she was a living caricature
of all his foibles. She would not open a modern quarterly, did not
choose to see a magazine in her drawing-room, and would not have
polluted her fingers with a shred of the Times for any consideration.
She spoke of Addison, Swift, and Steele as though they were still
living, regarded Defoe as the best known novelist of his country, and
thought of Fielding as a young but meritorious novice in the fields
of romance. In poetry, she was familiar with names as late as
Dryden, and had once been seduced into reading "The Rape of the
Lock;" but she regarded Spenser as the purest type of her country's
literature in this line. Genealogy was her favourite insanity.
Those things which are the pride of most genealogists were to her
contemptible. Arms and mottoes set her beside herself. Ealfried of
Ullathorne had wanted no motto to assist him in cleaving to the
brisket Geoffrey De Burgh, and Ealfried's great grandfather, the
gigantic Ullafrid, had required no other arms than those which nature
gave him to hurl from the top of his own castle a cousin of the base
invading Norman. To her all modern English names were equally
insignificant: Hengist, Horsa, and such like had for her ears the
only true savour of nobility. She was not contented unless she could
go beyond the Saxons, and would certainly have christened her
children, had she had children, by the names of the ancient Britons.
In some respects she was not unlike Scott's Ulrica, and had she been
given to cursing, she would certainly have done so in the names of
Mista, Skogula, and Zernebock. Not having submitted to the embraces
of any polluting Norman, as poor Ulrica had done, and having assisted
no parricide, the milk of human kindness was not curdled in her
bosom. She never cursed therefore, but blessed rather. This,
however, she did in a strange uncouth Saxon manner that would have
been unintelligible to any peasants but her own.</p>
<p>As a politician, Miss Thorne had been so thoroughly disgusted with
public life by base deeds long antecedent to the Corn Law question
that that had but little moved her. In her estimation her brother
had been a fast young man, hurried away by a too ardent temperament
into democratic tendencies. Now happily he was brought to sounder
views by seeing the iniquity of the world. She had not yet
reconciled herself to the Reform Bill, and still groaned in spirit
over the defalcations of the Duke as touching the Catholic
Emancipation. If asked whom she thought the Queen should take as her
counsellor, she would probably have named Lord Eldon, and when
reminded that that venerable man was no longer present in the flesh
to assist us, she would probably have answered with a sigh that none
now could help us but the dead.</p>
<p>In religion Miss Thorne was a pure Druidess. We would not have it
understood by that that she did actually in these latter days assist
at any human sacrifices, or that she was in fact hostile to the
Church of Christ. She had adopted the Christian religion as a milder
form of the worship of her ancestors, and always appealed to her
doing so as evidence that she had no prejudices against reform, when
it could be shown that reform was salutary. This reform was the most
modern of any to which she had as yet acceded, it being presumed that
British ladies had given up their paint and taken to some sort of
petticoats before the days of St. Augustine. That further feminine
step in advance which combines paint and petticoats together had not
found a votary in Miss Thorne.</p>
<p>But she was a Druidess in this, that she regretted she knew not what
in the usages and practices of her Church. She sometimes talked and
constantly thought of good things gone by, though she had but the
faintest idea of what those good things had been. She imagined that
a purity had existed which was now gone, that a piety had adorned our
pastors and a simple docility our people, for which it may be feared
history gave her but little true warrant. She was accustomed to
speak of Cranmer as though he had been the firmest and most
simple-minded of martyrs, and of Elizabeth as though the pure
Protestant faith of her people had been the one anxiety of her life. It
would have been cruel to undeceive her, had it been possible; but it
would have been impossible to make her believe that the one was a
time-serving priest, willing to go any length to keep his place, and
that the other was in heart a papist, with this sole proviso, that she
should be her own pope.</p>
<p>And so Miss Thorne went on sighing and regretting, looking back to
the divine right of kings as the ruling axiom of a golden age, and
cherishing, low down in the bottom of her heart of hearts, a dear
unmentioned wish for the restoration of some exiled Stuart. Who
would deny her the luxury of her sighs, or the sweetness of her soft
regrets!</p>
<p>In her person and her dress she was perfect, and well she knew her
own perfection. She was a small, elegantly made old woman, with a
face from which the glow of her youth had not departed without
leaving some streaks of a roseate hue. She was proud of her colour,
proud of her grey hair which she wore in short crisp curls peering
out all around her face from her dainty white lace cap. To think of
all the money that she spent in lace used to break the heart of poor
Mrs. Quiverful with her seven daughters. She was proud of her teeth,
which were still white and numerous, proud of her bright cheery eye,
proud of her short jaunty step; and very proud of the neat, precise,
small feet with which those steps were taken. She was proud also,
ay, very proud, of the rich brocaded silk in which it was her custom
to ruffle through her drawing-room.</p>
<p>We know what was the custom of the lady of Branksome—<br/> </p>
<blockquote><blockquote>
<p>Nine-and-twenty knights of fame<br/>
Hung their shields in Branksome Hall.<br/> </p>
</blockquote></blockquote>
<p>The lady of Ullathorne
was not so martial in her habits, but hardly
less costly. She might have boasted that nine-and-twenty silken
skirts might have been produced in her chamber, each fit to stand
alone. The nine-and-twenty shields of the Scottish heroes were less
independent and hardly more potent to withstand any attack that might
be made on them. Miss Thorne when fully dressed might be said to
have been armed cap-a-pie, and she was always fully dressed, as far
as was ever known to mortal man.</p>
<p>For all this rich attire Miss Thorne was not indebted to the
generosity of her brother. She had a very comfortable independence
of her own, which she divided among juvenile relatives, the
milliners, and the poor, giving much the largest share to the latter.
It may be imagined, therefore, that with all her little follies she
was not unpopular. All her follies have, we believe, been told. Her
virtues were too numerous to describe, and not sufficiently
interesting to deserve description.</p>
<p>While we are on the subject of the Thornes, one word must be said of
the house they lived in. It was not a large house, nor a fine house,
nor perhaps to modern ideas a very commodious house, but by those who
love the peculiar colour and peculiar ornaments of genuine Tudor
architecture it was considered a perfect gem. We beg to own
ourselves among the number, and therefore take this opportunity to
express our surprise that so little is known by English men and women
of the beauties of English architecture. The ruins of the Colosseum,
the Campanile at Florence, St. Mark's, Cologne, the Bourse and Notre
Dame are with our tourists as familiar as household words; but they
know nothing of the glories of Wiltshire, Dorsetshire, and
Somersetshire. Nay, we much question whether many noted travellers,
men who have pitched their tents perhaps under Mount Sinai, are not
still ignorant that there are glories in Wiltshire, Dorsetshire, and
Somersetshire. We beg that they will go and see.</p>
<p>Mr. Thorne's house was called Ullathorne Court—and was
properly so called, for the house itself formed two sides of a
quadrangle, which was completed on the other two sides by a wall about
twenty feet high. This wall was built of cut stone, rudely cut indeed,
and now much worn, but of a beautiful, rich, tawny yellow colour, the
effect of that stonecrop of minute growth which it had taken three
centuries to produce. The top of this wall was ornamented by huge,
round stone balls of the same colour as the wall itself. Entrance into
the court was had through a pair of iron gates so massive that no one
could comfortably open or close them—consequently, they were
rarely disturbed. From the gateway two paths led obliquely across the
court: that to the left reaching the hall-door, which was in the corner
made by the angle of the house, and that to the right leading to the
back entrance, which was at the further end of the longer portion of
the building.</p>
<p>With those who are now adepts in contriving house accommodation, it
will militate much against Ullathorne Court that no carriage could be
brought to the hall-door. If you enter Ullathorne at all, you must
do so, fair reader, on foot, or at least in a bath-chair. No vehicle
drawn by horses ever comes within that iron gate. But this is
nothing to the next horror that will encounter you. On entering the
front door, which you do by no very grand portal, you find yourself
immediately in the dining-room. What, no hall? exclaims my luxurious
friend, accustomed to all the comfortable appurtenances of modern
life. Yes, kind sir, a noble hall, if you will but observe it; a
true old English hall of excellent dimensions for a country
gentleman's family; but, if you please, no dining-parlour.</p>
<p>Both Mr. and Miss Thorne were proud of this peculiarity of their
dwelling, though the brother was once all but tempted by his friends
to alter it. They delighted in the knowledge that they, like Cedric,
positively dined in their true hall, even though they so dined
<i>tête-à-tête</i>. But though they had never owned,
they had felt and endeavoured to remedy the discomfort of such an
arrangement. A huge screen partitioned off the front door and a portion
of the hall, and from the angle so screened off a second door led into
a passage which ran along the larger side of the house next to the
courtyard. Either my reader or I must be a bad hand at topography, if
it be not clear that the great hall forms the ground-floor of the
smaller portion of the mansion, that which was to your left as you
entered the iron gate, and that it occupies the whole of this wing of
the building. It must be equally clear that it looks out on a trim mown
lawn, through three quadrangular windows with stone mullions, each
window divided into a larger portion at the bottom, and a smaller
portion at the top, and each portion again divided into five by
perpendicular stone supporters. There may be windows which give a
better light than such as these, and it may be, as my utilitarian
friend observes, that the giving of light is the desired object of a
window. I will not argue the point with him. Indeed I cannot. But I
shall not the less die in the assured conviction that no sort or
description of window is capable of imparting half so much happiness to
mankind as that which had been adopted at Ullathorne Court. What, not
an oriel? says Miss Diana de Midellage. No, Miss Diana, not even an
oriel, beautiful as is an oriel window. It has not about it so perfect
a feeling of quiet English homely comfort. Let oriel windows grace a
college, or the half-public mansion of a potent peer, but for the
sitting room of quiet country ladies, of ordinary homely folk, nothing
can equal the square, mullioned windows of the Tudor architects.</p>
<p>The hall was hung round with family female insipidities by Lely and
unprepossessing male Thornes in red coats by Kneller, each Thorne
having been let into a panel in the wainscoting, in the proper
manner. At the further end of the room was a huge fire-place, which
afforded much ground of difference between the brother and sister.
An antiquated grate that would hold about a hundredweight of coal,
had been stuck on to the hearth by Mr. Thorne's father. This hearth
had of course been intended for the consumption of wood faggots, and
the iron dogs for the purpose were still standing, though half-buried
in the masonry of the grate. Miss Thorne was very anxious to revert
to the dogs. The dear good old creature was always glad to revert to
anything, and had she been systematically indulged, would doubtless
in time have reflected that fingers were made before forks and have
reverted accordingly. But in the affairs of the fire-place Mr.
Thorne would not revert. Country gentlemen around him all had
comfortable grates in their dining-rooms. He was not exactly the man
to have suggested a modern usage, but he was not so far prejudiced as
to banish those which his father had prepared for his use. Mr.
Thorne had indeed once suggested that with very little contrivance
the front door might have been so altered as to open at least into
the passage, but on hearing this, his sister Monica—such
was Miss Thorne's name—had been taken ill and had remained
so for a week. Before she came downstairs she received a pledge from
her brother that the entrance should never be changed in her lifetime.</p>
<p>At the end of the hall opposite to the fire-place a door led into
the drawing-room, which was of equal size, and lighted with precisely
similar windows. But yet the aspect of the room was very different. It
was papered, and the ceiling, which in the hall showed the old rafters,
was whitened and finished with a modern cornice. Miss Thorne's
drawing-room, or, as she always called it, withdrawing-room, was a
beautiful apartment. The windows opened on to the full extent of the
lovely trim garden; immediately before the windows were plots of
flowers in stiff, stately, stubborn little beds, each bed surrounded by
a stone coping of its own; beyond, there was a low parapet wall on
which stood urns and images, fawns, nymphs, satyrs, and a whole tribe
of Pan's followers; and then again, beyond that, a beautiful lawn
sloped away to a sunk fence which divided the garden from the park. Mr.
Thorne's study was at the end of the drawing-room, and beyond that
were the kitchen and the offices. Doors opened into both Miss Thorne's
withdrawing-room and Mr. Thorne's sanctum from the passage above
alluded to, which, as it came to the latter room, widened itself so as
to make space for the huge black oak stairs which led to the upper
regions.</p>
<p>Such was the interior of Ullathorne Court. But having thus described
it, perhaps somewhat too tediously, we beg to say that it is not the
interior to which we wish to call the English tourist's attention,
though we advise him to lose no legitimate opportunity of becoming
acquainted with it in a friendly manner. It is the outside of
Ullathorne that is so lovely. Let the tourist get admission at least
into the garden and fling himself on that soft sward just opposite to
the exterior angle of the house. He will there get the double
frontage and enjoy that which is so lovely—the expanse of
architectural beauty without the formal dullness of one long line.</p>
<p>It is the colour of Ullathorne that is so remarkable. It is of that
delicious tawny hue which no stone can give, unless it has on it the
vegetable richness of centuries. Strike the wall with your hand, and
you will think that the stone has on it no covering, but rub it
carefully, and you will find that the colour comes off upon your
finger. No colourist that ever yet worked from a palette has been
able to come up to this rich colouring of years crowding themselves
on years.</p>
<p>Ullathorne is a high building for a country-house, for it possesses
three stories, and in each story the windows are of the same sort as
that described, though varying in size and varying also in their
lines athwart the house. Those of the ground floor are all uniform
in size and position. But those above are irregular both in size and
place, and this irregularity gives a bizarre and not unpicturesque
appearance to the building. Along the top, on every side, runs a low
parapet, which nearly hides the roof, and at the corners are more
figures of fawns and satyrs.</p>
<p>Such is Ullathorne House. But we must say one word of the approach
to it, which shall include all the description which we mean to give
of the church also. The picturesque old church of St. Ewold's stands
immediately opposite to the iron gates which open into the court, and
is all but surrounded by the branches of the lime-trees which form
the avenue leading up to the house from both sides. This avenue is
magnificent, but it would lose much of its value in the eyes of many
proprietors by the fact that the road through it is not private
property. It is a public lane between hedgerows, with a broad grass
margin on each side of the road, from which the lime-trees spring.
Ullathorne Court, therefore, does not stand absolutely surrounded by
its own grounds, though Mr. Thorne is owner of all the adjacent land.
This, however, is the source of very little annoyance to him. Men,
when they are acquiring property, think much of such things, but they
who live where their ancestors have lived for years do not feel the
misfortune. It never occurred either to Mr. or Miss Thorne that they
were not sufficiently private because the world at large might, if it
so wished, walk or drive by their iron gates. That part of the world
which availed itself of the privilege was however very small.</p>
<p>Such a year or two since were the Thornes of Ullathorne. Such, we
believe, are the inhabitants of many an English country-home. May it
be long before their number diminishes.</p>
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