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<h3>CHAPTER XXIV</h3>
<h3>Mr. Slope Manages Matters Very Cleverly at Puddingdale<br/> </h3>
<p>The next two weeks passed pleasantly enough at Plumstead. The whole
party there assembled seemed to get on well together. Eleanor made
the house agreeable, and the archdeacon and Mr. Grantly seemed to
have forgotten her iniquity as regarded Mr. Slope. Mr. Harding had
his violoncello, and played to them while his daughters accompanied
him. Johnny Bold, by the help either of Mr. Rerechild or else by
that of his coral and carrot-juice, got through his teething
troubles. There had been gaieties, too, of all sorts. They had
dined at Ullathorne, and the Thornes had dined at the rectory.
Eleanor had been duly put to stand on her box, and in that position
had found herself quite unable to express her opinion on the merits
of flounces, such having been the subject given to try her elocution.
Mr. Arabin had of course been much in his own parish, looking to the
doings at his vicarage, calling on his parishioners, and taking on
himself the duties of his new calling. But still he had been every
evening at Plumstead, and Mrs. Grantly was partly willing to agree
with her husband that he was a pleasant inmate in a house.</p>
<p>They had also been at a dinner-party at Dr. Stanhope's, of which Mr.
Arabin had made one. He also, mothlike, burnt his wings in the
flames of the signora's candle. Mrs. Bold, too, had been there, and
had felt somewhat displeased with the taste—want of taste
she called it—shown by Mr. Arabin in paying so much
attention to Madame Neroni. It was as infallible that Madeline should
displease and irritate the women as that she should charm and captivate
the men. The one result followed naturally on the other. It was quite
true that Mr. Arabin had been charmed. He thought her a very clever and
a very handsome woman; he thought also that her peculiar affliction
entitled her to the sympathy of all. He had never, he said, met so much
suffering joined to such perfect beauty and so clear a mind. 'Twas thus
he spoke of the signora, coming home in the archdeacon's carriage, and
Eleanor by no means liked to hear the praise. It was, however,
exceedingly unjust of her to be angry with Mr. Arabin, as she had
herself spent a very pleasant evening with Bertie Stanhope, who had
taken her down to dinner and had not left her side for one moment after
the gentlemen came out of the dining-room. It was unfair that she
should amuse herself with Bertie and yet begrudge her new friend his
license of amusing himself with Bertie's sister. And yet she did so.
She was half-angry with him in the carriage, and said something about
meretricious manners. Mr. Arabin did not understand the ways of women
very well, or else he might have flattered himself that Eleanor was in
love with him.</p>
<p>But Eleanor was not in love with him. How many shades there are
between love and indifference, and how little the graduated scale is
understood! She had now been nearly three weeks in the same house
with Mr. Arabin, and had received much of his attention and listened
daily to his conversation. He had usually devoted at least some
portion of his evening to her exclusively. At Dr. Stanhope's he had
devoted himself exclusively to another. It does not require that a
woman should be in love to be irritated at this; it does not require
that she should even acknowledge to herself that it is unpleasant to
her. Eleanor had no such self-knowledge. She thought in her own
heart that it was only on Mr. Arabin's account that she regretted
that he could condescend to be amused by the signora. "I thought he
had more mind," she said to herself as she sat watching her baby's
cradle on her return from the party. "After all, I believe Mr.
Stanhope is the pleasanter man of the two." Alas for the memory of
poor John Bold! Eleanor was not in love with Bertie Stanhope, nor
was she in love with Mr. Arabin. But her devotion to her late
husband was fast fading when she could revolve in her mind, over the
cradle of his infant, the faults and failings of other aspirants to
her favour.</p>
<p>Will anyone blame my heroine for this? Let him or her rather thank
God for all His goodness—for His mercy endureth forever.</p>
<p>Eleanor, in truth, was not in love; neither was Mr. Arabin. Neither
indeed was Bertie Stanhope, though he had already found occasion to
say nearly as much as that he was. The widow's cap had prevented him
from making a positive declaration, when otherwise he would have
considered himself entitled to do so on a third or fourth interview.
It was, after all, but a small cap now, and had but little of the
weeping willow left in its construction. It is singular how these
emblems of grief fade away by unseen gradations. Each pretends to be
the counterpart of the forerunner, and yet the last little bit of
crimped white crape that sits so jauntily on the back of the head is
as dissimilar to the first huge mountain of woe which disfigured the
face of the weeper as the state of the Hindu is to the jointure of
the English dowager.</p>
<p>But let it be clearly understood that Eleanor was in love with no
one, and that no one was in love with Eleanor. Under these circumstances
her anger against Mr. Arabin did not last long, and before two days
were over they were both as good friends as ever. She could not but
like him, for every hour spent in his company was spent pleasantly. And
yet she could not quite like him, for there was always apparent in his
conversation a certain feeling on his part that he hardly thought it
worth his while to be in earnest. It was almost as though he were
playing with a child. She knew well enough that he was in truth a
sober, thoughtful man who, in some matters and on some occasions, could
endure an agony of earnestness. And yet to her he was always gently
playful. Could she have seen his brow once clouded, she might have
learnt to love him.</p>
<p>So things went on at Plumstead, and on the whole not unpleasantly,
till a huge storm darkened the horizon and came down upon the
inhabitants of the rectory with all the fury of a water-spout. It
was astonishing how in a few minutes the whole face of the heavens
was changed. The party broke up from breakfast in perfect harmony,
but fierce passions had arisen before the evening which did not admit
of their sitting at the same board for dinner. To explain this it
will be necessary to go back a little.</p>
<p>It will be remembered that the bishop expressed to Mr. Slope in his
dressing-room his determination that Mr. Quiverful should be
confirmed in his appointment to the hospital, and that his lordship
requested Mr. Slope to communicate this decision to the archdeacon.
It will also be remembered that the archdeacon had indignantly
declined seeing Mr. Slope, and had instead written a strong letter to
the bishop in which he all but demanded the situation of warden for
Mr. Harding. To this letter the archdeacon received an immediate
formal reply from Mr. Slope, in which it was stated that the bishop
had received and would give his best consideration to the
archdeacon's letter.</p>
<p>The archdeacon felt himself somewhat checkmated by this reply. What
could he do with a man who would neither see him, nor argue with him
by letter, and who had undoubtedly the power of appointing any
clergyman he pleased? He had consulted with Mr. Arabin, who had
suggested the propriety of calling in the aid of the Master of
Lazarus. "If," said he, "you and Dr. Gwynne formally declare your
intention of waiting upon the bishop, the bishop will not dare to
refuse to see you; and if two such men as you are see him together,
you will probably not leave him without carrying your point."</p>
<p>The archdeacon did not quite like admitting the necessity of his
being backed by the Master of Lazarus before he could obtain
admission into the episcopal palace of Barchester, but still he felt
that the advice was good, and he resolved to take it. He wrote again
to the bishop, expressing a hope that nothing further would be done
in the matter of the hospital till the consideration promised by his
lordship had been given, and then sent off a warm appeal to his
friend the master, imploring him to come to Plumstead and assist in
driving the bishop into compliance. The master had rejoined,
raising some difficulty, but not declining, and the archdeacon had
again pressed his point, insisting on the necessity for immediate
action. Dr. Gwynne unfortunately had the gout, and could therefore
name no immediate day, but still agreed to come, if it should be
finally found necessary. So the matter stood, as regarded the party
at Plumstead.</p>
<p>But Mr. Harding had another friend fighting his battle for him,
quite as powerful as the Master of Lazarus, and this was Mr. Slope.
Though the bishop had so pertinaciously insisted on giving way to his
wife in the matter of the hospital, Mr. Slope did not think it
necessary to abandon his object. He had, he thought, daily more and
more reason to imagine that the widow would receive his overtures
favourably, and he could not but feel that Mr. Harding at the hospital,
and placed there by his means, would be more likely to receive him as a
son-in-law than Mr. Harding growling in opposition and disappointment
under the archdeacon's wing at Plumstead. Moreover, to give Mr. Slope
due credit, he was actuated by greater motives even than these. He
wanted a wife, and he wanted money, but he wanted power more than
either. He had fully realized the fact that he must come to blows with
Mrs. Proudie. He had no desire to remain in Barchester as her chaplain.
Sooner than do so, he would risk the loss of his whole connexion with
the diocese. What! Was he to feel within him the possession of no
ordinary talents—was he to know himself to be courageous,
firm, and, in matters where his conscience did not interfere,
unscrupulous—and yet he contented to be the working factotum
of a woman prelate? Mr. Slope had higher ideas of his own destiny.
Either he or Mrs. Proudie must go to the wall, and now had come the
time when he would try which it should be.</p>
<p>The bishop had declared that Mr. Quiverful should be the new warden.
As Mr. Slope went downstairs, prepared to see the archdeacon, if
necessary, but fully satisfied that no such necessity would arise, he
declared to himself that Mr. Harding should be warden. With the
object of carrying this point, he rode over to Puddingdale and had a
further interview with the worthy expectant of clerical good things.
Mr. Quiverful was on the whole a worthy man. The impossible task of
bringing up as ladies and gentlemen fourteen children on an income
which was insufficient to give them with decency the common
necessaries of life, had had an effect upon him not beneficial either
to his spirit or his keen sense of honour. Who can boast that he
would have supported such a burden with a different result? Mr.
Quiverful was an honest, painstaking, drudging man, anxious indeed
for bread and meat, anxious for means to quiet his butcher and cover
with returning smiles the now sour countenance of the baker's wife;
but anxious also to be right with his own conscience. He was not
careful, as another might be who sat on an easier worldly seat, to
stand well with those around him, to shun a breath which might sully
his name or a rumour which might affect his honour. He could not
afford such niceties of conduct, such moral luxuries. It must
suffice for him to be ordinarily honest according to the ordinary
honesty of the world's ways, and to let men's tongues wag as they
would.</p>
<p>He had felt that his brother clergymen, men whom he had known for
the last twenty years, looked coldly on him from the first moment that
he had shown himself willing to sit at the feet of Mr. Slope; he had
seen that their looks grew colder still when it became bruited about
that he was to be the bishop's new warden at Hiram's Hospital. This was
painful enough, but it was the cross which he was doomed to bear. He
thought of his wife, whose last new silk dress was six years in wear.
He thought of all his young flock, whom he could hardly take to church
with him on Sundays, for there were not decent shoes and stockings for
them all to wear. He thought of the well-worn sleeves of his own black
coat and of the stern face of the draper, from whom he would fain ask
for cloth to make another, did he not know that the credit would be
refused him. Then he thought of the comfortable house in Barchester, of
the comfortable income, of his boys sent to school, of his girls with
books in their hands instead of darning needles, of his wife's face
again covered with smiles, and of his daily board again covered with
plenty. He thought of these things; and do thou also, reader, think of
them, and then wonder, if thou canst, that Mr. Slope had appeared to
him to possess all those good gifts which could grace a bishop's
chaplain. "How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that
bringeth good tidings."</p>
<p>Why, moreover, should the Barchester clergy have looked coldly on
Mr. Quiverful? Had they not all shown that they regarded with
complacency the loaves and fishes of their mother church? Had they not
all, by some hook or crook, done better for themselves than he had
done? They were not burdened as he was burdened. Dr. Grantly had five
children and nearly as many thousands a year on which to feed them. It
was very well for him to turn up his nose at a new bishop who could do
nothing for him, and a chaplain who was beneath his notice; but it was
cruel in a man so circumstanced to set the world against the father of
fourteen children because he was anxious to obtain for them an
honourable support! He, Mr. Quiverful, had not asked for the
wardenship; he had not even accepted it till he had been assured that
Mr. Harding had refused it. How hard then that he should be blamed for
doing that which not to have done would have argued a most insane
imprudence!</p>
<p>Thus in this matter of the hospital poor Mr. Quiverful had his
trials, and he had also his consolations. On the whole the
consolations were the more vivid of the two. The stern draper heard
of the coming promotion, and the wealth of his warehouse was at Mr.
Quiverful's disposal. Coming events cast their shadows before, and
the coming event of Mr. Quiverful's transference to Barchester
produced a delicious shadow in the shape of a new outfit for Mrs.
Quiverful and her three elder daughters. Such consolations come home
to the heart of a man, and quite home to the heart of a woman.
Whatever the husband might feel, the wife cared nothing for frowns of
dean, archdeacon, or prebendary. To her the outsides and insides of
her husband and fourteen children were everything. In her bosom
every other ambition had been swallowed up in that maternal ambition
of seeing them and him and herself duly clad and properly fed. It
had come to that with her that life had now no other purpose. She
recked nothing of the imaginary rights of others. She had no
patience with her husband when he declared to her that he could not
accept the hospital unless he knew that Mr. Harding had refused it.
Her husband had no right to be quixotic at the expense of fourteen
children. The narrow escape of throwing away his good fortune which
her lord had had, almost paralysed her. Now, indeed, they had
received a full promise, not only from Mr. Slope, but also from Mrs.
Proudie. Now, indeed, they might reckon with safety on their good
fortune. But what if all had been lost? What if her fourteen bairns
had been resteeped to the hips in poverty by the morbid
sentimentality of their father? Mrs. Quiverful was just at present a
happy woman, but yet it nearly took her breath away when she thought
of the risk they had run.</p>
<p>"I don't know what your father means when he talks so much of what
is due to Mr. Harding," she said to her eldest daughter. "Does he think
that Mr. Harding would give him £450 a year out of fine feeling? And
what signifies it whom he offends, as long as he gets the place? He
does not expect anything better. It passes me to think how your father
can be so soft, while everybody around him is so griping."</p>
<p>Thus, while the outer world was accusing Mr. Quiverful of rapacity
for promotion and of disregard to his honour, the inner world of his
own household was falling foul of him, with equal vehemence, for his
willingness to sacrifice their interests to a false feeling of
sentimental pride. It is astonishing how much difference the point
of view makes in the aspect of all that we look at!</p>
<p>Such were the feelings of the different members of the family at
Puddingdale on the occasion of Mr. Slope's second visit. Mrs.
Quiverful, as soon as she saw his horse coming up the avenue from the
vicarage gate, hastily packed up her huge basket of needlework and
hurried herself and her daughter out of the room in which she was
sitting with her husband. "It's Mr. Slope," she said. "He's come to
settle with you about the hospital. I do hope we shall now be able
to move at once." And she hastened to bid the maid of all work go to
the door, so that the welcome great man might not be kept waiting.</p>
<p>Mr. Slope thus found Mr. Quiverful alone. Mrs. Quiverful went off to
her kitchen and back settlements with anxious beating heart, almost
dreading that there might be some slip between the cup of her
happiness and the lip of her fruition, but yet comforting herself
with the reflexion that after what had taken place, any such slip
could hardly be possible.</p>
<p>Mr. Slope was all smiles as he shook his brother clergyman's hand
and said that he had ridden over because he thought it right at once to
put Mr. Quiverful in possession of the facts of the matter regarding
the wardenship of the hospital. As he spoke, the poor expectant husband
and father saw at a glance that his brilliant hopes were to be dashed
to the ground, and that his visitor was now there for the purpose of
unsaying what on his former visit he had said. There was something in
the tone of the voice, something in the glance of the eye, which told
the tale. Mr. Quiverful knew it all at once. He maintained his
self-possession, however, smiled with a slight unmeaning smile, and
merely said that he was obliged to Mr. Slope for the trouble he was
taking.</p>
<p>"It has been a troublesome matter from first to last," said Mr.
Slope, "and the bishop has hardly known how to act. Between
ourselves—but mind this of course must go no further, Mr.
Quiverful."</p>
<p>Mr. Quiverful said that of course it should not. "The truth is that
poor Mr. Harding has hardly known his own mind. You remember our
last conversation, no doubt."</p>
<p>Mr. Quiverful assured him that he remembered it very well indeed.</p>
<p>"You will remember that I told you that Mr. Harding had refused to
return to the hospital."</p>
<p>Mr. Quiverful declared that nothing could be more distinct on his
memory.</p>
<p>"And acting on this refusal, I suggested that you should take the
hospital," continued Mr. Slope.</p>
<p>"I understood you to say that the bishop had authorised you to offer
it to me."</p>
<p>"Did I? Did I go so far as that? Well, perhaps it may be that in my
anxiety in your behalf I did commit myself further than I should have
done. So far as my own memory serves me, I don't think I did go
quite so far as that. But I own I was very anxious that you should
get it, and I may have said more than was quite prudent."</p>
<p>"But," said Mr. Quiverful in his deep anxiety to prove his case, "my
wife received as distinct a promise from Mrs. Proudie as one human
being could give to another."</p>
<p>Mr. Slope smiled and gently shook his head. He meant the smile for a
pleasant smile, but it was diabolical in the eyes of the man he was
speaking to. "Mrs. Proudie!" he said. "If we are to go to what
passes between the ladies in these matters, we shall really be in a
nest of troubles from which we shall never extricate ourselves. Mrs.
Proudie is a most excellent lady, kind-hearted, charitable, pious,
and in every way estimable. But, my dear Mr. Quiverful, the
patronage of the diocese is not in her hands."</p>
<p>Mr. Quiverful for a moment sat panic-stricken and silent. "Am I to
understand, then, that I have received no promise?" he said as soon
as he had sufficiently collected his thoughts.</p>
<p>"If you will allow me, I will tell you exactly how the matter rests.
You certainly did receive a promise conditional on Mr. Harding's
refusal. I am sure you will do me the justice to remember that you
yourself declared that you could accept the appointment on no other
condition than the knowledge that Mr. Harding had declined it."</p>
<p>"Yes," said Mr. Quiverful; "I did say that, certainly."</p>
<p>"Well, it now appears that he did not refuse it."</p>
<p>"But surely you told me, and repeated it more than once, that he had
done so in your own hearing."</p>
<p>"So I understood him. But it seems I was in error. But don't for a
moment, Mr. Quiverful, suppose that I mean to throw you over. No.
Having held out my hand to a man in your position, with your large
family and pressing claims, I am not now going to draw it back again.
I only want you to act with me fairly and honestly."</p>
<p>"Whatever I do I shall endeavour at any rate to act fairly," said
the poor man, feeling that he had to fall back for support on the
spirit of martyrdom within him.</p>
<p>"I am sure you will," said the other. "I am sure you have no wish to
obtain possession of an income which belongs by all right to another.
No man knows better than you do Mr. Harding's history, or can better
appreciate his character. Mr. Harding is very desirous of returning
to his old position, and the bishop feels that he is at the present
moment somewhat hampered, though of course he is not bound, by the
conversation which took place on the matter between you and me."</p>
<p>"Well," said Mr. Quiverful, dreadfully doubtful as to what his
conduct under such circumstances should be, and fruitlessly striving
to harden his nerves with some of that instinct of self-preservation
which made his wife so bold.</p>
<p>"The wardenship of this little hospital is not the only thing in the
bishop's gift, Mr. Quiverful, nor is it by many degrees the best.
And his lordship is not the man to forget anyone whom he has once
marked with approval. If you would allow me to advise you as a
friend—"</p>
<p>"Indeed, I shall be most grateful to you," said the poor vicar of
Puddingdale.</p>
<p>"I should advise you to withdraw from any opposition to Mr.
Harding's claims. If you persist in your demand, I do not think you
will ultimately succeed. Mr. Harding has all but a positive right to
the place. But if you will allow me to inform the bishop that you
decline to stand in Mr. Harding's way, I think I may promise
you—though, by the by, it must not be taken as a formal
promise—that the bishop will not allow you to be a poorer
man than you would have been had you become warden."</p>
<p>Mr. Quiverful sat in his armchair, silent, gazing at vacancy. What
was he to say? All this that came from Mr. Slope was so true. Mr.
Harding had a right to the hospital. The bishop had a great many
good things to give away. Both the bishop and Mr. Slope would be
excellent friends and terrible enemies to a man in his position. And
then he had no proof of any promise; he could not force the bishop to
appoint him.</p>
<p>"Well, Mr. Quiverful, what do you say about it?"</p>
<p>"Oh, of course, whatever you think fit, Mr. Slope. It's a great
disappointment, a very great disappointment. I won't deny that I am
a very poor man, Mr. Slope."</p>
<p>"In the end, Mr. Quiverful, you will find that it will have been
better for you."</p>
<p>The interview ended in Mr. Slope receiving a full renunciation from
Mr. Quiverful of any claim he might have to the appointment in
question. It was only given verbally and without witnesses, but then
the original promise was made in the same way.</p>
<p>Mr. Slope again assured him that he should not be forgotten, and
then rode back to Barchester, satisfied that he would now be able to
mould the bishop to his wishes.</p>
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