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<h3> WHEREIN IS RELATED THE CRAFTY DEVICE SANCHO ADOPTED TO ENCHANT THE LADY DULCINEA, AND OTHER INCIDENTS AS LUDICROUS AS THEY ARE TRUE </h3>
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<p>When the author of this great history comes to relate what is set down in
this chapter he says he would have preferred to pass it over in silence,
fearing it would not be believed, because here Don Quixote's madness
reaches the confines of the greatest that can be conceived, and even goes
a couple of bowshots beyond the greatest. But after all, though still
under the same fear and apprehension, he has recorded it without adding to
the story or leaving out a particle of the truth, and entirely
disregarding the charges of falsehood that might be brought against him;
and he was right, for the truth may run fine but will not break, and
always rises above falsehood as oil above water; and so, going on with his
story, he says that as soon as Don Quixote had ensconced himself in the
forest, oak grove, or wood near El Toboso, he bade Sancho return to the
city, and not come into his presence again without having first spoken on
his behalf to his lady, and begged of her that it might be her good
pleasure to permit herself to be seen by her enslaved knight, and deign to
bestow her blessing upon him, so that he might thereby hope for a happy
issue in all his encounters and difficult enterprises. Sancho undertook to
execute the task according to the instructions, and to bring back an
answer as good as the one he brought back before.</p>
<p>"Go, my son," said Don Quixote, "and be not dazed when thou findest
thyself exposed to the light of that sun of beauty thou art going to seek.
Happy thou, above all the squires in the world! Bear in mind, and let it
not escape thy memory, how she receives thee; if she changes colour while
thou art giving her my message; if she is agitated and disturbed at
hearing my name; if she cannot rest upon her cushion, shouldst thou haply
find her seated in the sumptuous state chamber proper to her rank; and
should she be standing, observe if she poises herself now on one foot, now
on the other; if she repeats two or three times the reply she gives thee;
if she passes from gentleness to austerity, from asperity to tenderness;
if she raises her hand to smooth her hair though it be not disarranged. In
short, my son, observe all her actions and motions, for if thou wilt
report them to me as they were, I will gather what she hides in the
recesses of her heart as regards my love; for I would have thee know,
Sancho, if thou knowest it not, that with lovers the outward actions and
motions they give way to when their loves are in question are the faithful
messengers that carry the news of what is going on in the depths of their
hearts. Go, my friend, may better fortune than mine attend thee, and bring
thee a happier issue than that which I await in dread in this dreary
solitude."</p>
<p>"I will go and return quickly," said Sancho; "cheer up that little heart
of yours, master mine, for at the present moment you seem to have got one
no bigger than a hazel nut; remember what they say, that a stout heart
breaks bad luck, and that where there are no fletches there are no pegs;
and moreover they say, the hare jumps up where it's not looked for. I say
this because, if we could not find my lady's palaces or castles to-night,
now that it is daylight I count upon finding them when I least expect it,
and once found, leave it to me to manage her."</p>
<p>"Verily, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "thou dost always bring in thy
proverbs happily, whatever we deal with; may God give me better luck in
what I am anxious about."</p>
<p>With this, Sancho wheeled about and gave Dapple the stick, and Don Quixote
remained behind, seated on his horse, resting in his stirrups and leaning
on the end of his lance, filled with sad and troubled forebodings; and
there we will leave him, and accompany Sancho, who went off no less
serious and troubled than he left his master; so much so, that as soon as
he had got out of the thicket, and looking round saw that Don Quixote was
not within sight, he dismounted from his ass, and seating himself at the
foot of a tree began to commune with himself, saying, "Now, brother
Sancho, let us know where your worship is going. Are you going to look for
some ass that has been lost? Not at all. Then what are you going to look
for? I am going to look for a princess, that's all; and in her for the sun
of beauty and the whole heaven at once. And where do you expect to find
all this, Sancho? Where? Why, in the great city of El Toboso. Well, and
for whom are you going to look for her? For the famous knight Don Quixote
of La Mancha, who rights wrongs, gives food to those who thirst and drink
to the hungry. That's all very well, but do you know her house, Sancho? My
master says it will be some royal palace or grand castle. And have you
ever seen her by any chance? Neither I nor my master ever saw her. And
does it strike you that it would be just and right if the El Toboso
people, finding out that you were here with the intention of going to
tamper with their princesses and trouble their ladies, were to come and
cudgel your ribs, and not leave a whole bone in you? They would, indeed,
have very good reason, if they did not see that I am under orders, and
that 'you are a messenger, my friend, no blame belongs to you.' Don't you
trust to that, Sancho, for the Manchegan folk are as hot-tempered as they
are honest, and won't put up with liberties from anybody. By the Lord, if
they get scent of you, it will be worse for you, I promise you. Be off,
you scoundrel! Let the bolt fall. Why should I go looking for three feet
on a cat, to please another man; and what is more, when looking for
Dulcinea will be looking for Marica in Ravena, or the bachelor in
Salamanca? The devil, the devil and nobody else, has mixed me up in this
business!"</p>
<p>Such was the soliloquy Sancho held with himself, and all the conclusion he
could come to was to say to himself again, "Well, there's remedy for
everything except death, under whose yoke we have all to pass, whether we
like it or not, when life's finished. I have seen by a thousand signs that
this master of mine is a madman fit to be tied, and for that matter, I
too, am not behind him; for I'm a greater fool than he is when I follow
him and serve him, if there's any truth in the proverb that says, 'Tell me
what company thou keepest, and I'll tell thee what thou art,' or in that
other, 'Not with whom thou art bred, but with whom thou art fed.' Well
then, if he be mad, as he is, and with a madness that mostly takes one
thing for another, and white for black, and black for white, as was seen
when he said the windmills were giants, and the monks' mules dromedaries,
flocks of sheep armies of enemies, and much more to the same tune, it will
not be very hard to make him believe that some country girl, the first I
come across here, is the lady Dulcinea; and if he does not believe it,
I'll swear it; and if he should swear, I'll swear again; and if he
persists I'll persist still more, so as, come what may, to have my quoit
always over the peg. Maybe, by holding out in this way, I may put a stop
to his sending me on messages of this kind another time; or maybe he will
think, as I suspect he will, that one of those wicked enchanters, who he
says have a spite against him, has changed her form for the sake of doing
him an ill turn and injuring him."</p>
<p>With this reflection Sancho made his mind easy, counting the business as
good as settled, and stayed there till the afternoon so as to make Don
Quixote think he had time enough to go to El Toboso and return; and things
turned out so luckily for him that as he got up to mount Dapple, he spied,
coming from El Toboso towards the spot where he stood, three peasant girls
on three colts, or fillies—for the author does not make the point
clear, though it is more likely they were she-asses, the usual mount with
village girls; but as it is of no great consequence, we need not stop to
prove it.</p>
<p>To be brief, the instant Sancho saw the peasant girls, he returned full
speed to seek his master, and found him sighing and uttering a thousand
passionate lamentations. When Don Quixote saw him he exclaimed, "What
news, Sancho, my friend? Am I to mark this day with a white stone or a
black?"</p>
<p>"Your worship," replied Sancho, "had better mark it with ruddle, like the
inscriptions on the walls of class rooms, that those who see it may see it
plain."</p>
<p>"Then thou bringest good news," said Don Quixote.</p>
<p>"So good," replied Sancho, "that your worship has only to spur Rocinante
and get out into the open field to see the lady Dulcinea del Toboso, who,
with two others, damsels of hers, is coming to see your worship."</p>
<p>"Holy God! what art thou saying, Sancho, my friend?" exclaimed Don
Quixote. "Take care thou art not deceiving me, or seeking by false joy to
cheer my real sadness."</p>
<p>"What could I get by deceiving your worship," returned Sancho, "especially
when it will so soon be shown whether I tell the truth or not? Come,
senor, push on, and you will see the princess our mistress coming, robed
and adorned—in fact, like what she is. Her damsels and she are all
one glow of gold, all bunches of pearls, all diamonds, all rubies, all
cloth of brocade of more than ten borders; with their hair loose on their
shoulders like so many sunbeams playing with the wind; and moreover, they
come mounted on three piebald cackneys, the finest sight ever you saw."</p>
<p>"Hackneys, you mean, Sancho," said Don Quixote.</p>
<p>"There is not much difference between cackneys and hackneys," said Sancho;
"but no matter what they come on, there they are, the finest ladies one
could wish for, especially my lady the princess Dulcinea, who staggers
one's senses."</p>
<p>"Let us go, Sancho, my son," said Don Quixote, "and in guerdon of this
news, as unexpected as it is good, I bestow upon thee the best spoil I
shall win in the first adventure I may have; or if that does not satisfy
thee, I promise thee the foals I shall have this year from my three mares
that thou knowest are in foal on our village common."</p>
<p>"I'll take the foals," said Sancho; "for it is not quite certain that the
spoils of the first adventure will be good ones."</p>
<p>By this time they had cleared the wood, and saw the three village lasses
close at hand. Don Quixote looked all along the road to El Toboso, and as
he could see nobody except the three peasant girls, he was completely
puzzled, and asked Sancho if it was outside the city he had left them.</p>
<p>"How outside the city?" returned Sancho. "Are your worship's eyes in the
back of your head, that you can't see that they are these who are coming
here, shining like the very sun at noonday?"</p>
<p>"I see nothing, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "but three country girls on
three jackasses."</p>
<p>"Now, may God deliver me from the devil!" said Sancho, "and can it be that
your worship takes three hackneys—or whatever they're called—as
white as the driven snow, for jackasses? By the Lord, I could tear my
beard if that was the case!"</p>
<p>"Well, I can only say, Sancho, my friend," said Don Quixote, "that it is
as plain they are jackasses—or jennyasses—as that I am Don
Quixote, and thou Sancho Panza: at any rate, they seem to me to be so."</p>
<p>"Hush, senor," said Sancho, "don't talk that way, but open your eyes, and
come and pay your respects to the lady of your thoughts, who is close upon
us now;" and with these words he advanced to receive the three village
lasses, and dismounting from Dapple, caught hold of one of the asses of
the three country girls by the halter, and dropping on both knees on the
ground, he said, "Queen and princess and duchess of beauty, may it please
your haughtiness and greatness to receive into your favour and good-will
your captive knight who stands there turned into marble stone, and quite
stupefied and benumbed at finding himself in your magnificent presence. I
am Sancho Panza, his squire, and he the vagabond knight Don Quixote of La
Mancha, otherwise called 'The Knight of the Rueful Countenance.'"</p>
<p>Don Quixote had by this time placed himself on his knees beside Sancho,
and, with eyes starting out of his head and a puzzled gaze, was regarding
her whom Sancho called queen and lady; and as he could see nothing in her
except a village lass, and not a very well-favoured one, for she was
platter-faced and snub-nosed, he was perplexed and bewildered, and did not
venture to open his lips. The country girls, at the same time, were
astonished to see these two men, so different in appearance, on their
knees, preventing their companion from going on. She, however, who had
been stopped, breaking silence, said angrily and testily, "Get out of the
way, bad luck to you, and let us pass, for we are in a hurry."</p>
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<p>To which Sancho returned, "Oh, princess and universal lady of El Toboso,
is not your magnanimous heart softened by seeing the pillar and prop of
knight-errantry on his knees before your sublimated presence?"</p>
<p>On hearing this, one of the others exclaimed, "Woa then! why, I'm rubbing
thee down, she-ass of my father-in-law! See how the lordlings come to make
game of the village girls now, as if we here could not chaff as well as
themselves. Go your own way, and let us go ours, and it will be better for
you."</p>
<p>"Get up, Sancho," said Don Quixote at this; "I see that fortune, 'with
evil done to me unsated still,' has taken possession of all the roads by
which any comfort may reach 'this wretched soul' that I carry in my flesh.
And thou, highest perfection of excellence that can be desired, utmost
limit of grace in human shape, sole relief of this afflicted heart that
adores thee, though the malign enchanter that persecutes me has brought
clouds and cataracts on my eyes, and to them, and them only, transformed
thy unparagoned beauty and changed thy features into those of a poor
peasant girl, if so be he has not at the same time changed mine into those
of some monster to render them loathsome in thy sight, refuse not to look
upon me with tenderness and love; seeing in this submission that I make on
my knees to thy transformed beauty the humility with which my soul adores
thee."</p>
<p>"Hey-day! My grandfather!" cried the girl, "much I care for your
love-making! Get out of the way and let us pass, and we'll thank you."</p>
<p>Sancho stood aside and let her go, very well pleased to have got so well
out of the hobble he was in. The instant the village lass who had done
duty for Dulcinea found herself free, prodding her "cackney" with a spike
she had at the end of a stick, she set off at full speed across the field.
The she-ass, however, feeling the point more acutely than usual, began
cutting such capers, that it flung the lady Dulcinea to the ground; seeing
which, Don Quixote ran to raise her up, and Sancho to fix and girth the
pack-saddle, which also had slipped under the ass's belly. The pack-saddle
being secured, as Don Quixote was about to lift up his enchanted mistress
in his arms and put her upon her beast, the lady, getting up from the
ground, saved him the trouble, for, going back a little, she took a short
run, and putting both hands on the croup of the ass she dropped into the
saddle more lightly than a falcon, and sat astride like a man, whereat
Sancho said, "Rogue! but our lady is lighter than a lanner, and might
teach the cleverest Cordovan or Mexican how to mount; she cleared the back
of the saddle in one jump, and without spurs she is making the hackney go
like a zebra; and her damsels are no way behind her, for they all fly like
the wind;" which was the truth, for as soon as they saw Dulcinea mounted,
they pushed on after her, and sped away without looking back, for more
than half a league.</p>
<p>Don Quixote followed them with his eyes, and when they were no longer in
sight, he turned to Sancho and said, "How now, Sancho? thou seest how I am
hated by enchanters! And see to what a length the malice and spite they
bear me go, when they seek to deprive me of the happiness it would give me
to see my lady in her own proper form. The fact is I was born to be an
example of misfortune, and the target and mark at which the arrows of
adversity are aimed and directed. Observe too, Sancho, that these traitors
were not content with changing and transforming my Dulcinea, but they
transformed and changed her into a shape as mean and ill-favoured as that
of the village girl yonder; and at the same time they robbed her of that
which is such a peculiar property of ladies of distinction, that is to
say, the sweet fragrance that comes of being always among perfumes and
flowers. For I must tell thee, Sancho, that when I approached to put
Dulcinea upon her hackney (as thou sayest it was, though to me it appeared
a she-ass), she gave me a whiff of raw garlic that made my head reel, and
poisoned my very heart."</p>
<p>"O scum of the earth!" cried Sancho at this, "O miserable, spiteful
enchanters! O that I could see you all strung by the gills, like sardines
on a twig! Ye know a great deal, ye can do a great deal, and ye do a great
deal more. It ought to have been enough for you, ye scoundrels, to have
changed the pearls of my lady's eyes into oak galls, and her hair of
purest gold into the bristles of a red ox's tail, and in short, all her
features from fair to foul, without meddling with her smell; for by that
we might somehow have found out what was hidden underneath that ugly rind;
though, to tell the truth, I never perceived her ugliness, but only her
beauty, which was raised to the highest pitch of perfection by a mole she
had on her right lip, like a moustache, with seven or eight red hairs like
threads of gold, and more than a palm long."</p>
<p>"From the correspondence which exists between those of the face and those
of the body," said Don Quixote, "Dulcinea must have another mole
resembling that on the thick of the thigh on that side on which she has
the one on her ace; but hairs of the length thou hast mentioned are very
long for moles."</p>
<p>"Well, all I can say is there they were as plain as could be," replied
Sancho.</p>
<p>"I believe it, my friend," returned Don Quixote; "for nature bestowed
nothing on Dulcinea that was not perfect and well-finished; and so, if she
had a hundred moles like the one thou hast described, in her they would
not be moles, but moons and shining stars. But tell me, Sancho, that which
seemed to me to be a pack-saddle as thou wert fixing it, was it a
flat-saddle or a side-saddle?"</p>
<p>"It was neither," replied Sancho, "but a jineta saddle, with a field
covering worth half a kingdom, so rich is it."</p>
<p>"And that I could not see all this, Sancho!" said Don Quixote; "once more
I say, and will say a thousand times, I am the most unfortunate of men."</p>
<p>Sancho, the rogue, had enough to do to hide his laughter, at hearing the
simplicity of the master he had so nicely befooled. At length, after a
good deal more conversation had passed between them, they remounted their
beasts, and followed the road to Saragossa, which they expected to reach
in time to take part in a certain grand festival which is held every year
in that illustrious city; but before they got there things happened to
them, so many, so important, and so strange, that they deserve to be
recorded and read, as will be seen farther on.</p>
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<h3> OF THE STRANGE ADVENTURE WHICH THE VALIANT DON QUIXOTE HAD WITH THE CAR OR CART OF "THE CORTES OF DEATH" </h3>
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<p>Dejected beyond measure did Don Quixote pursue his journey, turning over
in his mind the cruel trick the enchanters had played him in changing his
lady Dulcinea into the vile shape of the village lass, nor could he think
of any way of restoring her to her original form; and these reflections so
absorbed him, that without being aware of it he let go Rocinante's bridle,
and he, perceiving the liberty that was granted him, stopped at every step
to crop the fresh grass with which the plain abounded.</p>
<p>Sancho recalled him from his reverie. "Melancholy, senor," said he, "was
made, not for beasts, but for men; but if men give way to it overmuch they
turn to beasts; control yourself, your worship; be yourself again; gather
up Rocinante's reins; cheer up, rouse yourself and show that gallant
spirit that knights-errant ought to have. What the devil is this? What
weakness is this? Are we here or in France? The devil fly away with all
the Dulcineas in the world; for the well-being of a single knight-errant
is of more consequence than all the enchantments and transformations on
earth."</p>
<p>"Hush, Sancho," said Don Quixote in a weak and faint voice, "hush and
utter no blasphemies against that enchanted lady; for I alone am to blame
for her misfortune and hard fate; her calamity has come of the hatred the
wicked bear me."</p>
<p>"So say I," returned Sancho; "his heart rend in twain, I trow, who saw her
once, to see her now."</p>
<p>"Thou mayest well say that, Sancho," replied Don Quixote, "as thou sawest
her in the full perfection of her beauty; for the enchantment does not go
so far as to pervert thy vision or hide her loveliness from thee; against
me alone and against my eyes is the strength of its venom directed.
Nevertheless, there is one thing which has occurred to me, and that is
that thou didst ill describe her beauty to me, for, as well as I
recollect, thou saidst that her eyes were pearls; but eyes that are like
pearls are rather the eyes of a sea-bream than of a lady, and I am
persuaded that Dulcinea's must be green emeralds, full and soft, with two
rainbows for eyebrows; take away those pearls from her eyes and transfer
them to her teeth; for beyond a doubt, Sancho, thou hast taken the one for
the other, the eyes for the teeth."</p>
<p>"Very likely," said Sancho; "for her beauty bewildered me as much as her
ugliness did your worship; but let us leave it all to God, who alone knows
what is to happen in this vale of tears, in this evil world of ours, where
there is hardly a thing to be found without some mixture of wickedness,
roguery, and rascality. But one thing, senor, troubles me more than all
the rest, and that is thinking what is to be done when your worship
conquers some giant, or some other knight, and orders him to go and
present himself before the beauty of the lady Dulcinea. Where is this poor
giant, or this poor wretch of a vanquished knight, to find her? I think I
can see them wandering all over El Toboso, looking like noddies, and
asking for my lady Dulcinea; and even if they meet her in the middle of
the street they won't know her any more than they would my father."</p>
<p>"Perhaps, Sancho," returned Don Quixote, "the enchantment does not go so
far as to deprive conquered and presented giants and knights of the power
of recognising Dulcinea; we will try by experiment with one or two of the
first I vanquish and send to her, whether they see her or not, by
commanding them to return and give me an account of what happened to them
in this respect."</p>
<p>"I declare, I think what your worship has proposed is excellent," said
Sancho; "and that by this plan we shall find out what we want to know; and
if it be that it is only from your worship she is hidden, the misfortune
will be more yours than hers; but so long as the lady Dulcinea is well and
happy, we on our part will make the best of it, and get on as well as we
can, seeking our adventures, and leaving Time to take his own course; for
he is the best physician for these and greater ailments."</p>
<p>Don Quixote was about to reply to Sancho Panza, but he was prevented by a
cart crossing the road full of the most diverse and strange personages and
figures that could be imagined. He who led the mules and acted as carter
was a hideous demon; the cart was open to the sky, without a tilt or cane
roof, and the first figure that presented itself to Don Quixote's eyes was
that of Death itself with a human face; next to it was an angel with large
painted wings, and at one side an emperor, with a crown, to all appearance
of gold, on his head. At the feet of Death was the god called Cupid,
without his bandage, but with his bow, quiver, and arrows; there was also
a knight in full armour, except that he had no morion or helmet, but only
a hat decked with plumes of divers colours; and along with these there
were others with a variety of costumes and faces. All this, unexpectedly
encountered, took Don Quixote somewhat aback, and struck terror into the
heart of Sancho; but the next instant Don Quixote was glad of it,
believing that some new perilous adventure was presenting itself to him,
and under this impression, and with a spirit prepared to face any danger,
he planted himself in front of the cart, and in a loud and menacing tone,
exclaimed, "Carter, or coachman, or devil, or whatever thou art, tell me
at once who thou art, whither thou art going, and who these folk are thou
carriest in thy wagon, which looks more like Charon's boat than an
ordinary cart."</p>
<p>To which the devil, stopping the cart, answered quietly, "Senor, we are
players of Angulo el Malo's company; we have been acting the play of 'The
Cortes of Death' this morning, which is the octave of Corpus Christi, in a
village behind that hill, and we have to act it this afternoon in that
village which you can see from this; and as it is so near, and to save the
trouble of undressing and dressing again, we go in the costumes in which
we perform. That lad there appears as Death, that other as an angel, that
woman, the manager's wife, plays the queen, this one the soldier, that the
emperor, and I the devil; and I am one of the principal characters of the
play, for in this company I take the leading parts. If you want to know
anything more about us, ask me and I will answer with the utmost
exactitude, for as I am a devil I am up to everything."</p>
<p>"By the faith of a knight-errant," replied Don Quixote, "when I saw this
cart I fancied some great adventure was presenting itself to me; but I
declare one must touch with the hand what appears to the eye, if illusions
are to be avoided. God speed you, good people; keep your festival, and
remember, if you demand of me ought wherein I can render you a service, I
will do it gladly and willingly, for from a child I was fond of the play,
and in my youth a keen lover of the actor's art."</p>
<p>While they were talking, fate so willed it that one of the company in a
mummers' dress with a great number of bells, and armed with three blown
ox-bladders at the end of a stick, joined them, and this merry-andrew
approaching Don Quixote, began flourishing his stick and banging the
ground with the bladders and cutting capers with great jingling of the
bells, which untoward apparition so startled Rocinante that, in spite of
Don Quixote's efforts to hold him in, taking the bit between his teeth he
set off across the plain with greater speed than the bones of his anatomy
ever gave any promise of.</p>
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<p>Sancho, who thought his master was in danger of being thrown, jumped off
Dapple, and ran in all haste to help him; but by the time he reached him
he was already on the ground, and beside him was Rocinante, who had come
down with his master, the usual end and upshot of Rocinante's vivacity and
high spirits. But the moment Sancho quitted his beast to go and help Don
Quixote, the dancing devil with the bladders jumped up on Dapple, and
beating him with them, more by the fright and the noise than by the pain
of the blows, made him fly across the fields towards the village where
they were going to hold their festival. Sancho witnessed Dapple's career
and his master's fall, and did not know which of the two cases of need he
should attend to first; but in the end, like a good squire and good
servant, he let his love for his master prevail over his affection for his
ass; though every time he saw the bladders rise in the air and come down
on the hind quarters of his Dapple he felt the pains and terrors of death,
and he would have rather had the blows fall on the apples of his own eyes
than on the least hair of his ass's tail. In this trouble and perplexity
he came to where Don Quixote lay in a far sorrier plight than he liked,
and having helped him to mount Rocinante, he said to him, "Senor, the
devil has carried off my Dapple."</p>
<p>"What devil?" asked Don Quixote.</p>
<p>"The one with the bladders," said Sancho.</p>
<p>"Then I will recover him," said Don Quixote, "even if he be shut up with
him in the deepest and darkest dungeons of hell. Follow me, Sancho, for
the cart goes slowly, and with the mules of it I will make good the loss
of Dapple."</p>
<p>"You need not take the trouble, senor," said Sancho; "keep cool, for as I
now see, the devil has let Dapple go and he is coming back to his old
quarters;" and so it turned out, for, having come down with Dapple, in
imitation of Don Quixote and Rocinante, the devil made off on foot to the
town, and the ass came back to his master.</p>
<p>"For all that," said Don Quixote, "it will be well to visit the
discourtesy of that devil upon some of those in the cart, even if it were
the emperor himself."</p>
<p>"Don't think of it, your worship," returned Sancho; "take my advice and
never meddle with actors, for they are a favoured class; I myself have
known an actor taken up for two murders, and yet come off scot-free;
remember that, as they are merry folk who give pleasure, everyone favours
and protects them, and helps and makes much of them, above all when they
are those of the royal companies and under patent, all or most of whom in
dress and appearance look like princes."</p>
<p>"Still, for all that," said Don Quixote, "the player devil must not go off
boasting, even if the whole human race favours him."</p>
<p>So saying, he made for the cart, which was now very near the town,
shouting out as he went, "Stay! halt! ye merry, jovial crew! I want to
teach you how to treat asses and animals that serve the squires of
knights-errant for steeds."</p>
<p>So loud were the shouts of Don Quixote, that those in the cart heard and
understood them, and, guessing by the words what the speaker's intention
was, Death in an instant jumped out of the cart, and the emperor, the
devil carter and the angel after him, nor did the queen or the god Cupid
stay behind; and all armed themselves with stones and formed in line,
prepared to receive Don Quixote on the points of their pebbles. Don
Quixote, when he saw them drawn up in such a gallant array with uplifted
arms ready for a mighty discharge of stones, checked Rocinante and began
to consider in what way he could attack them with the least danger to
himself. As he halted Sancho came up, and seeing him disposed to attack
this well-ordered squadron, said to him, "It would be the height of
madness to attempt such an enterprise; remember, senor, that against sops
from the brook, and plenty of them, there is no defensive armour in the
world, except to stow oneself away under a brass bell; and besides, one
should remember that it is rashness, and not valour, for a single man to
attack an army that has Death in it, and where emperors fight in person,
with angels, good and bad, to help them; and if this reflection will not
make you keep quiet, perhaps it will to know for certain that among all
these, though they look like kings, princes, and emperors, there is not a
single knight-errant."</p>
<p>"Now indeed thou hast hit the point, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "which may
and should turn me from the resolution I had already formed. I cannot and
must not draw sword, as I have many a time before told thee, against
anyone who is not a dubbed knight; it is for thee, Sancho, if thou wilt,
to take vengeance for the wrong done to thy Dapple; and I will help thee
from here by shouts and salutary counsels."</p>
<p>"There is no occasion to take vengeance on anyone, senor," replied Sancho;
"for it is not the part of good Christians to revenge wrongs; and besides,
I will arrange it with my ass to leave his grievance to my good-will and
pleasure, and that is to live in peace as long as heaven grants me life."</p>
<p>"Well," said Don Quixote, "if that be thy determination, good Sancho,
sensible Sancho, Christian Sancho, honest Sancho, let us leave these
phantoms alone and turn to the pursuit of better and worthier adventures;
for, from what I see of this country, we cannot fail to find plenty of
marvellous ones in it."</p>
<p>He at once wheeled about, Sancho ran to take possession of his Dapple,
Death and his flying squadron returned to their cart and pursued their
journey, and thus the dread adventure of the cart of Death ended happily,
thanks to the advice Sancho gave his master; who had, the following day, a
fresh adventure, of no less thrilling interest than the last, with an
enamoured knight-errant.</p>
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