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<h3>XVI</h3>
<h3>A DEPARTMENTAL CASE<br/> </h3>
<p>In Texas you may travel a thousand miles in a straight line. If
your course is a crooked one, it is likely that both the
distance and your rate of speed may be vastly increased. Clouds
there sail serenely against the wind. The whip-poor-will
delivers its disconsolate cry with the notes exactly reversed
from those of his Northern brother. Given a drought and a
subsequently lively rain, and lo! from a glazed and stony soil
will spring in a single night blossomed lilies, miraculously
fair. Tom Green County was once the standard of measurement. I
have forgotten how many New Jerseys and Rhode Islands it was
that could have been stowed away and lost in its chaparral. But
the legislative axe has slashed Tom Green into a handful of
counties hardly larger than European kingdoms. The legislature
convenes at Austin, near the centre of the state; and, while
the representative from the Rio Grande country is gathering his
palm-leaf fan and his linen duster to set out for the capital,
the Pan-handle solon winds his muffler above his well-buttoned
overcoat and kicks the snow from his well-greased boots ready
for the same journey. All this merely to hint that the big
ex-republic of the Southwest forms a sizable star on the flag,
and to prepare for the corollary that things sometimes happen
there uncut to pattern and unfettered by metes and bounds.</p>
<p>The Commissioner of Insurance, Statistics, and History of the
State of Texas was an official of no very great or very small
importance. The past tense is used, for now he is Commissioner
of Insurance alone. Statistics and history are no longer proper
nouns in the government records.</p>
<p>In the year 188––, the governor
appointed Luke Coonrod Standifer
to be the head of this department. Standifer was then
fifty-five years of age, and a Texan to the core. His father
had been one of the state's earliest settlers and pioneers.
Standifer himself had served the commonwealth as Indian
fighter, soldier, ranger, and legislator. Much learning he did
not claim, but he had drank pretty deep of the spring of
experience.</p>
<p>If other grounds were less abundant, Texas should be well up in
the lists of glory as the grateful republic. For both as
republic and state, it has busily heaped honours and solid
rewards upon its sons who rescued it from the wilderness.</p>
<p>Wherefore and therefore, Luke Coonrod Standifer, son of Ezra
Standifer, ex-Terry ranger, simon-pure democrat, and lucky
dweller in an unrepresented portion of the
politico-geographical map, was appointed Commissioner of
Insurance, Statistics, and History.</p>
<p>Standifer accepted the honour with some doubt as to the nature
of the office he was to fill and his capacity for filling
it—but he accepted, and by wire. He immediately set out from
the little country town where he maintained (and was scarcely
maintained by) a somnolent and unfruitful office of surveying
and map-drawing. Before departing, he had looked up under the
I's, S's and H's in the "Encyclopædia Britannica" what
information and preparation toward his official duties that
those weighty volumes afforded.</p>
<p>A few weeks of incumbency diminished the new commissioner's awe
of the great and important office he had been called upon to
conduct. An increasing familiarity with its workings soon
restored him to his accustomed placid course of life. In his
office was an old, spectacled clerk—a consecrated, informed,
able machine, who held his desk regardless of changes of
administrative heads. Old Kauffman instructed his new chief
gradually in the knowledge of the department without seeming to
do so, and kept the wheels revolving without the slip of a cog.</p>
<p>Indeed, the Department of Insurance, Statistics, and History
carried no great heft of the burden of state. Its main work was
the regulating of the business done in the state by foreign
insurance companies, and the letter of the law was its guide.
As for statistics—well, you wrote letters to county officers,
and scissored other people's reports, and each year you got out
a report of your own about the corn crop and the cotton crop
and pecans and pigs and black and white population, and a great
many columns of figures headed "bushels" and "acres" and
"square miles," etc.—and there you were. History? The branch
was purely a receptive one. Old ladies interested in the
science bothered you some with long reports of proceedings of
their historical societies. Some twenty or thirty people would
write you each year that they had secured Sam Houston's
pocket-knife or Santa Ana's whisky-flask or Davy Crockett's
rifle—all absolutely authenticated—and demanded legislative
appropriation to purchase. Most of the work in the history
branch went into pigeon-holes.</p>
<p>One sizzling August afternoon the commissioner reclined in his
office chair, with his feet upon the long, official table
covered with green billiard cloth. The commissioner was smoking
a cigar, and dreamily regarding the quivering landscape framed
by the window that looked upon the treeless capitol grounds.
Perhaps he was thinking of the rough and ready life he had led,
of the old days of breathless adventure and movement, of the
comrades who now trod other paths or had ceased to tread any,
of the changes civilization and peace had brought, and, maybe,
complacently, of the snug and comfortable camp pitched for him
under the dome of the capitol of the state that had not
forgotten his services.</p>
<p>The business of the department was lax. Insurance was easy.
Statistics were not in demand. History was dead. Old Kauffman,
the efficient and perpetual clerk, had requested an infrequent
half-holiday, incited to the unusual dissipation by the joy of
having successfully twisted the tail of a Connecticut insurance
company that was trying to do business contrary to the edicts
of the great Lone Star State.</p>
<p>The office was very still. A few subdued noises trickled in
through the open door from the other departments—a dull
tinkling crash from the treasurer's office adjoining, as a
clerk tossed a bag of silver to the floor of the vault—the
vague, intermittent clatter of a dilatory typewriter—a dull
tapping from the state geologist's quarters as if some
woodpecker had flown in to bore for his prey in the cool of the
massive building—and then a faint rustle and the light
shuffling of the well-worn shoes along the hall, the sounds
ceasing at the door toward which the commissioner's lethargic
back was presented. Following this, the sound of a gentle voice
speaking words unintelligible to the commissioner's somewhat
dormant comprehension, but giving evidence of bewilderment and
hesitation.</p>
<p>The voice was feminine; the commissioner was of the race of
cavaliers who make salaam before the trail of a skirt without
considering the quality of its cloth.</p>
<p>There stood in the door a faded woman, one of the numerous
sisterhood of the unhappy. She was dressed all in
black—poverty's perpetual mourning for lost joys. Her face had
the contours of twenty and the lines of forty. She may have
lived that intervening score of years in a twelve-month. There
was about her yet an aurum of indignant, unappeased, protesting
youth that shone faintly through the premature veil of unearned
decline.</p>
<p>"I beg your pardon, ma'am," said the commissioner, gaining his
feet to the accompaniment of a great creaking and sliding of
his chair.</p>
<p>"Are you the governor, sir?" asked the vision of melancholy.</p>
<p>The commissioner hesitated at the end of his best bow, with his
hand in the bosom of his double-breasted "frock." Truth at last
conquered.</p>
<p>"Well, no, ma'am. I am not the governor. I have the honour to
be Commissioner of Insurance, Statistics, and History. Is there
anything, ma'am, I can do for you? Won't you have a chair,
ma'am?"</p>
<p>The lady subsided into the chair handed her, probably from
purely physical reasons. She wielded a cheap fan—last token of
gentility to be abandoned. Her clothing seemed to indicate a
reduction almost to extreme poverty. She looked at the man who
was not the governor, and saw kindliness and simplicity and a
rugged, unadorned courtliness emanating from a countenance
tanned and toughened by forty years of outdoor life. Also, she
saw that his eyes were clear and strong and blue. Just so they
had been when he used them to skim the horizon for raiding
Kiowas and Sioux. His mouth was as set and firm as it had been
on that day when he bearded the old Lion Sam Houston himself,
and defied him during that season when secession was the theme.
Now, in bearing and dress, Luke Coonrod Sandifer endeavoured to
do credit to the important arts and sciences of Insurance,
Statistics, and History. He had abandoned the careless dress of
his country home. Now, his broad-brimmed black slouch hat, and
his long-tailed "frock" made him not the least imposing of the
official family, even if his office was reckoned to stand at
the tail of the list.</p>
<p>"You wanted to see the governor, ma'am?" asked the
commissioner, with a deferential manner he always used toward
the fair sex.</p>
<p>"I hardly know," said the lady, hesitatingly. "I suppose so."
And then, suddenly drawn by the sympathetic look of the other,
she poured forth the story of her need.</p>
<p>It was a story so common that the public has come to look at
its monotony instead of its pity. The old tale of an unhappy
married life—made so by a brutal, conscienceless husband, a
robber, a spendthrift, a moral coward and a bully, who failed
to provide even the means of the barest existence. Yes, he had
come down in the scale so low as to strike her. It happened
only the day before—there was the bruise on one temple—she
had offended his highness by asking for a little money to live
on. And yet she must needs, woman-like, append a plea for her
tyrant—he was drinking; he had rarely abused her thus when
sober.</p>
<p>"I thought," mourned this pale sister of sorrow, "that maybe
the state might be willing to give me some relief. I've heard
of such things being done for the families of old settlers.
I've heard tell that the state used to give land to the men who
fought for it against Mexico, and settled up the country, and
helped drive out the Indians. My father did all of that, and he
never received anything. He never would take it. I thought the
governor would be the one to see, and that's why I came. If
father was entitled to anything, they might let it come to me."</p>
<p>"It's possible, ma'am," said Standifer, "that such might be the
case. But 'most all the veterans and settlers got their land
certificates issued, and located long ago. Still, we can look
that up in the land office, and be sure. Your father's name,
now, was—"</p>
<p>"Amos Colvin, sir."</p>
<p>"Good Lord!" exclaimed Standifer, rising and unbuttoning his
tight coat, excitedly. "Are you Amos Colvin's daughter? Why,
ma'am, Amos Colvin and me were thicker than two hoss thieves
for more than ten years! We fought Kiowas, drove cattle, and
rangered side by side nearly all over Texas. I remember seeing
you once before, now. You were a kid, about seven, a-riding a
little yellow pony up and down. Amos and me stopped at your
home for a little grub when we were trailing that band of
Mexican cattle thieves down through Karnes and Bee. Great
tarantulas! and you're Amos Colvin's little girl! Did you ever
hear your father mention Luke Standifer—just kind of
casually—as if he'd met me once or twice?"</p>
<p>A little pale smile flitted across the lady's white face.</p>
<p>"It seems to me," she said, "that I don't remember hearing him
talk about much else. Every day there was some story he had to
tell about what he and you had done. Mighty near the last thing
I heard him tell was about the time when the Indians wounded
him, and you crawled out to him through the grass, with a
canteen of water, while they—"</p>
<p>"Yes, yes—well—oh, that wasn't anything," said Standifer,
"hemming" loudly and buttoning his coat again, briskly. "And
now, ma'am, who was the infernal skunk—I beg your pardon,
ma'am—who was the gentleman you married?"</p>
<p>"Benton Sharp."</p>
<p>The commissioner plumped down again into his chair, with a
groan. This gentle, sad little woman, in the rusty black gown,
the daughter of his oldest friend, the wife of Benton Sharp!
Benton Sharp, one of the most noted "bad" men in that part of
the state—a man who had been a cattle thief, an outlaw, a
desperado, and was now a gambler, a swaggering bully, who plied
his trade in the larger frontier towns, relying upon his record
and the quickness of his gun play to maintain his supremacy.
Seldom did any one take the risk of going "up against" Benton
Sharp. Even the law officers were content to let him make his
own terms of peace. Sharp was a ready and an accurate shot, and
as lucky as a brand-new penny at coming clear from his scrapes.
Standifer wondered how this pillaging eagle ever came to be
mated with Amos Colvin's little dove, and expressed his wonder.</p>
<p>Mrs. Sharp sighed.</p>
<p>"You see, Mr. Standifer, we didn't know anything about him, and
he can be very pleasant and kind when he wants to. We lived
down in the little town of Goliad. Benton came riding down that
way, and stopped there a while. I reckon I was some better
looking then than I am now. He was good to me for a whole year
after we were married. He insured his life for me for five
thousand dollars. But for the last six months he has done
everything but kill me. I often wish he had done that, too. He
got out of money for a while, and abused me shamefully for not
having anything he could spend. Then father died, and left me
the little home in Goliad. My husband made me sell that, and
turned me out into the world. I've barely been able to live,
for I'm not strong enough to work. Lately, I heard he was
making money in San Antonio, so I went there, and found him,
and asked for a little help. This," touching the livid bruise
on her temple, "is what he gave me. So I came on to Austin to
see the governor. I once heard father say that there was some
land, or a pension, coming to him from the state that he never
would ask for."</p>
<p>Luke Standifer rose to his feet, and pushed his chair back. He
looked rather perplexedly around the big office, with its
handsome furniture.</p>
<p>"It's a long trail to follow," he said, slowly, "trying to get
back dues from the government. There's red tape and lawyers and
rulings and evidence and courts to keep you waiting. I'm not
certain," continued the commissioner, with a profoundly
meditative frown, "whether this department that I'm the boss of
has any jurisdiction or not. It's only Insurance, Statistics,
and History, ma'am, and it don't sound as if it would cover the
case. But sometimes a saddle blanket can be made to stretch.
You keep your seat, just for a few minutes, ma'am, till I step
into the next room and see about it."</p>
<p>The state treasurer was seated within his massive, complicated
railings, reading a newspaper. Business for the day was about
over. The clerks lolled at their desks, awaiting the closing
hour. The Commissioner of Insurance, Statistics, and History
entered, and leaned in at the window.</p>
<p>The treasurer, a little, brisk old man, with snow-white
moustache and beard, jumped up youthfully and came forward to
greet Standifer. They were friends of old.</p>
<p>"Uncle Frank," said the commissioner, using the familiar name
by which the historic treasurer was addressed by every Texan,
"how much money have you got on hand?"</p>
<p>The treasurer named the sum of the last balance down to the odd
cents—something more than a million dollars.</p>
<p>The commissioner whistled lowly, and his eyes grew hopefully
bright.</p>
<p>"You know, or else you've heard of, Amos Colvin, Uncle Frank?"</p>
<p>"Knew him well," said the treasurer, promptly. "A good man. A
valuable citizen. One of the first settlers in the Southwest."</p>
<p>"His daughter," said Standifer, "is sitting in my office. She's
penniless. She's married to Benton Sharp, a coyote and a
murderer. He's reduced her to want, and broken her heart. Her
father helped build up this state, and it's the state's turn to
help his child. A couple of thousand dollars will buy back her
home and let her live in peace. The State of Texas can't afford
to refuse it. Give me the money, Uncle Frank, and I'll give it
to her right away. We'll fix up the red-tape business
afterward."</p>
<p>The treasurer looked a little bewildered.</p>
<p>"Why, Standifer," he said, "you know I can't pay a cent out of
the treasury without a warrant from the comptroller. I can't
disburse a dollar without a voucher to show for it."</p>
<p>The commissioner betrayed a slight impatience.</p>
<p>"I'll give you a voucher," he declared. "What's this job
they've given me for? Am I just a knot on a mesquite stump?
Can't my office stand for it? Charge it up to Insurance and the
other two sideshows. Don't Statistics show that Amos Colvin
came to this state when it was in the hands of Greasers and
rattlesnakes and Comanches, and fought day and night to make a
white man's country of it? Don't they show that Amos Colvin's
daughter is brought to ruin by a villain who's trying to pull
down what you and I and old Texans shed our blood to build up?
Don't History show that the Lone Star State never yet failed to
grant relief to the suffering and oppressed children of the men
who made her the grandest commonwealth in the Union? If
Statistics and History don't bear out the claim of Amos
Colvin's child I'll ask the next legislature to abolish my
office. Come, now, Uncle Frank, let her have the money. I'll
sign the papers officially, if you say so; and then if the
governor or the comptroller or the janitor or anybody else
makes a kick, by the Lord I'll refer the matter to the people,
and see if they won't endorse the act."</p>
<p>The treasurer looked sympathetic but shocked. The
commissioner's voice had grown louder as he rounded off the
sentences that, however praiseworthy they might be in
sentiment, reflected somewhat upon the capacity of the head of
a more or less important department of state. The clerks were
beginning to listen.</p>
<p>"Now, Standifer," said the treasurer, soothingly, "you know I'd
like to help in this matter, but stop and think a moment,
please. Every cent in the treasury is expended only by
appropriation made by the legislature, and drawn out by checks
issued by the comptroller. I can't control the use of a cent of
it. Neither can you. Your department isn't disbursive—it isn't
even administrative—it's purely clerical. The only way for the
lady to obtain relief is to petition the legislature, and—"</p>
<p>"To the devil with the legislature," said Standifer, turning
away.</p>
<p>The treasurer called him back.</p>
<p>"I'd be glad, Standifer, to contribute a hundred dollars
personally toward the immediate expenses of Colvin's daughter."
He reached for his pocketbook.</p>
<p>"Never mind, Uncle Frank," said the commissioner, in a softer
tone. "There's no need of that. She hasn't asked for anything
of that sort yet. Besides, her case is in my hands. I see now
what a little, rag-tag, bob-tail, gotch-eared department I've
been put in charge of. It seems to be about as important as an
almanac or a hotel register. But while I'm running it, it won't
turn away any daughters of Amos Colvin without stretching its
jurisdiction to cover, if possible. You want to keep your eye
on the Department of Insurance, Statistics, and History."</p>
<p>The commissioner returned to his office, looking thoughtful. He
opened and closed an inkstand on his desk many times with
extreme and undue attention. "Why don't you get a divorce?" he
asked, suddenly.</p>
<p>"I haven't the money to pay for it," answered the lady.</p>
<p>"Just at present," announced the commissioner, in a formal
tone, "the powers of my department appear to be considerably
string-halted. Statistics seem to be overdrawn at the bank, and
History isn't good for a square meal. But you've come to the
right place, ma'am. The department will see you through. Where
did you say your husband is, ma'am?"</p>
<p>"He was in San Antonio yesterday. He is living there now."</p>
<p>Suddenly the commissioner abandoned his official air. He took
the faded little woman's hands in his, and spoke in the old
voice he used on the trail and around campfires.</p>
<p>"Your name's Amanda, isn't it?"</p>
<p>"Yes, sir."</p>
<p>"I thought so. I've heard your dad say it often enough. Well,
Amanda, here's your father's best friend, the head of a big
office in the state government, that's going to help you out of
your troubles. And here's the old bushwhacker and cowpuncher
that your father has helped out of scrapes time and time again
wants to ask you a question. Amanda, have you got money enough
to run you for the next two or three days?"</p>
<p>Mrs. Sharp's white face flushed the least bit.</p>
<p>"Plenty, sir—for a few days."</p>
<p>"All right, then, ma'am. Now you go back where you are stopping
here, and you come to the office again the day after to-morrow
at four o'clock in the afternoon. Very likely by that time
there will be something definite to report to you." The
commissioner hesitated, and looked a trifle embarrassed. "You
said your husband had insured his life for $5,000. Do you know
whether the premiums have been kept paid upon it or not?"</p>
<p>"He paid for a whole year in advance about five months ago,"
said Mrs. Sharp. "I have the policy and receipts in my trunk."</p>
<p>"Oh, that's all right, then," said Standifer. "It's best to
look after things of that sort. Some day they may come in
handy."</p>
<p>Mrs. Sharp departed, and soon afterward Luke Standifer went
down to the little hotel where he boarded and looked up the
railroad time-table in the daily paper. Half an hour later he
removed his coat and vest, and strapped a peculiarly
constructed pistol holster across his shoulders, leaving the
receptacle close under his left armpit. Into the holster he
shoved a short-barrelled .44 calibre revolver. Putting on his
clothes again, he strolled to the station and caught the
five-twenty afternoon train for San Antonio.</p>
<p>The San Antonio <i>Express</i> of the following morning contained
this sensational piece of news:<br/> </p>
<h4>BENTON SHARP MEETS HIS MATCH</h4>
<blockquote><blockquote class="med">
<p><span class="smallcaps">The Most Noted
Desperado in Southwest Texas Shot to Death in the Gold Front
Restaurant—Prominent State Official Successfully Defends
Himself Against the Noted Bully—Magnificent Exhibition of
Quick Gun Play.</span></p>
<p>Last night about eleven o'clock Benton Sharp, with two other
men, entered the Gold Front Restaurant and seated themselves
at a table. Sharp had been drinking, and was loud and
boisterous, as he always was when under the influence of
liquor. Five minutes after the party was seated a tall,
well-dressed, elderly gentleman entered the restaurant. Few
present recognized the Honourable Luke Standifer, the
recently appointed Commissioner of Insurance, Statistics, and
History.</p>
<p>Going over to the same side where Sharp was, Mr. Standifer
prepared to take a seat at the next table. In hanging his hat
upon one of the hooks along the wall he let it fall upon
Sharp's head. Sharp turned, being in an especially ugly
humour, and cursed the other roundly. Mr. Standifer
apologized calmly for the accident, but Sharp continued his
vituperations. Mr. Standifer was observed to draw near and
speak a few sentences to the desperado in so low a tone that
no one else caught the words. Sharp sprang up, wild with
rage. In the meantime Standifer had stepped some yards away,
and was standing quietly with his arms folded across the breast
of his loosely hanging coat.</p>
<p>With that impetuous and deadly rapidity that made Sharp so
dreaded, he reached for the gun he always carried in his hip
pocket—a movement that has preceded the death of at least a
dozen men at his hands. Quick as the motion was, the
bystanders assert that it was met by the most beautiful
exhibition of lightning gun-pulling ever witnessed in the
Southwest. As Sharp's pistol was being raised—and the act
was really quicker than the eye could follow—a glittering
.44 appeared as if by some conjuring trick in the right hand
of Mr. Standifer, who, without a perceptible movement of his
arm, shot Benton Sharp through the heart. It seems that the
new Commissioner of Insurance, Statistics, and History has
been an old-time Indian fighter and ranger for many years,
which accounts for the happy knack he has of handling a .44.</p>
<p>It is not believed that Mr. Standifer will be put to any
inconvenience beyond a necessary formal hearing to-day, as all
the witnesses who were present unite in declaring that the
deed was done in self-defence.<br/> </p>
</blockquote></blockquote>
<p>When Mrs. Sharp appeared at the office of the commissioner,
according to appointment, she found that gentleman calmly
eating a golden russet apple. He greeted her without
embarrassment and without hesitation at approaching the subject
that was the topic of the day.</p>
<p>"I had to do it, ma'am," he said, simply, "or get it myself.
Mr. Kauffman," he added, turning to the old clerk, "please look
up the records of the Security Life Insurance Company and see
if they are all right."</p>
<p>"No need to look," grunted Kauffman, who had everything in his
head. "It's all O.K. They pay all losses within ten days."</p>
<p>Mrs. Sharp soon rose to depart. She had arranged to remain in
town until the policy was paid. The commissioner did not detain
her. She was a woman, and he did not know just what to say to
her at present. Rest and time would bring her what she needed.</p>
<p>But, as she was leaving, Luke Standifer indulged himself in an
official remark:</p>
<p>"The Department of Insurance, Statistics, and History, ma'am,
has done the best it could with your case. 'Twas a case hard to
cover according to red tape. Statistics failed, and History
missed fire, but, if I may be permitted to say it, we came out
particularly strong on Insurance."</p>
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