<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_74" id="Page_74">[Pg 74]</SPAN></span></p>
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<h2>OLD BARNEY'S LATEST PRANK</h2>
<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">One sunny winter morning<br/></span>
<span class="i2">The air was crisp and still,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And snow on snow lay drifted deep<br/></span>
<span class="i2">On every road and hill.<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">In cosy stable comfort<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Stood Barney, groomed and fed:<br/></span>
<span class="i0">But wistful thoughts of out-of-doors<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Were in his long-eared head.<br/></span>
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_75" id="Page_75">[Pg 75]</SPAN></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">"To be a beast of leisure<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Is elegant, no doubt,"<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Thought Barney, "but it's very dull."<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Just then he heard a shout,<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">A battering and banging,—<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Then doors were opened wide,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And madcap Helen and her chum<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Rushed noisily inside.<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">"Where's Barney? Where's the harness?<br/></span>
<span class="i2">And where's the Barney sleigh?<br/></span>
<span class="i0">See, Minna, here's our donkey dear,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">We'll have some fun to-day."<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">The donkey soon was harnessed,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">And loud their laughter rang,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">As up into the outgrown sleigh<br/></span>
<span class="i2">The jolly comrades sprang.<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">The sleigh-bells jingled gayly,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">And many a compliment<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Did Barney get as o'er the snow<br/></span>
<span class="i2">At steady pace he went.<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">"How very good and docile,"<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Said Minna, "Barney is!<br/></span>
<span class="i0">I never thought he'd settle down,<br/></span><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_76" id="Page_76">[Pg 76]</SPAN></span>
<span class="i2">To be as staid as this!"<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">"He does seem tame," said Helen,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">"It's very strange to think<br/></span>
<span class="i0">That he's too old for playing jokes."<br/></span>
<span class="i2">(Here Barney gave a wink.)<br/></span></div>
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<div class="figcenter"> <ANTIMG src="images/076.jpg" alt="The sleigh-bells jingled gayly" style="width: 50%" /></div>
<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">"But what a day for coasting!<br/></span>
<span class="i2">And isn't this a climb?<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Just think how we'll spin down the hill—<br/></span>
<span class="i2">We'll have the gayest time."<br/></span>
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_77" id="Page_77">[Pg 77]</SPAN></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">Up, up the hill toiled Barney,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">The long, steep, slipp'ry road;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">The sleigh with those substantial girls<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Was not an easy load.<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">At last with tugs and straining<br/></span>
<span class="i2">He reached the very top,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And Barney to his great delight<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Was here allowed to stop.<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">Here, too, he was unharnessed,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">As if to have a rest;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">What work the girls had planned for him<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Old Barney never guessed.<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">"He'll follow," said his mistress,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">"He loves to follow so.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">He'll chase right on behind the sleigh,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">As coasting down we go.<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">"Then when we're at the bottom—"<br/></span>
<span class="i2">No more did Barney hear.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">They'd let him follow as he liked,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Enough that this was clear.<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">A push—the sleigh went speeding<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Adown the coasting place.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">"Come, Barney! Good old fellow! Come!<br/></span><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_78" id="Page_78">[Pg 78]</SPAN></span>
<span class="i2">Come on! You like to chase."<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">Then nothing loth, old Barney<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Behind the coasters ran.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Thought he, "For girls and donkey too.<br/></span>
<span class="i2">This is a jolly plan."<br/></span></div>
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<div class="figcenter"> <ANTIMG src="images/078.jpg" alt="Come, Barney! Good old fellow! Come!" style="width: 50%" /></div>
<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">"They knew I'd like this scamper;<br/></span>
<span class="i2">They're kind, I do declare.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Some children would have coasted down<br/></span>
<span class="i2">And left me tied up there."<br/></span>
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_79" id="Page_79">[Pg 79]</SPAN></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">Full soon they reached the bottom,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">The girls and Barney too;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And Barney learned to his dismay,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">What now he had to do.<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">For speedily they hitched him<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Into the sleigh, and then<br/></span>
<span class="i0">"Aha! old Barney," shouted they,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">"Now drag us up again."<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">In meekness puzzled Barney<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Submitted to their will.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Perhaps this time the girls would drive<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Right on beyond the hill.<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">With pulling, tugging, straining,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Once more he reached the top,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">But scarcely long enough to breathe<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Was he allowed to stop.<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">The girls with nimble fingers<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Unhitched him from the sleigh;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">"Come, Barney! Follow us again,"<br/></span>
<span class="i2">He heard his mistress say.<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">Well, following was pleasant,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">So, when they made a start,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">He scampered after, gay and free,<br/></span><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_80" id="Page_80">[Pg 80]</SPAN></span>
<span class="i2">With mischief in his heart.<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">Yet when they reached the bottom,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">So staid he looked and meek,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">That naught seemed farther from his mind<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Than joke or prank or freak.<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">"Oh, this is fun!" said Helen,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">"I'll always coast this way;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">I hate to trudge back up the hill,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">And drag the sled or sleigh."<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">"Yes, that's the worst of coasting,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">That tedious uphill climb;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">But Barney saves us all that tug,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Let's coast a long, long time."<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">They meant to harness Barney,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">And start at once uphill;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">But Barney thought the time had come<br/></span>
<span class="i2">His own plan to fulfil.<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">So, just before his mistress<br/></span>
<span class="i2">The flying rein could seize,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Old Barney gave a sudden leap,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Escaping her with ease.<br/></span>
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