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<h2> CHAPTER LXXII. </h2>
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<p>In the breezy morning we went ashore and visited the ruined temple of the
last god Lono. The high chief cook of this temple—the priest who
presided over it and roasted the human sacrifices—was uncle to
Obookia, and at one time that youth was an apprentice-priest under him.
Obookia was a young native of fine mind, who, together with three other
native boys, was taken to New England by the captain of a whaleship during
the reign of Kamehameha I, and they were the means of attracting the
attention of the religious world to their country. This resulted in the
sending of missionaries there. And this Obookia was the very same
sensitive savage who sat down on the church steps and wept because his
people did not have the Bible. That incident has been very elaborately
painted in many a charming Sunday School book—aye, and told so
plaintively and so tenderly that I have cried over it in Sunday School
myself, on general principles, although at a time when I did not know much
and could not understand why the people of the Sandwich Islands needed to
worry so much about it as long as they did not know there was a Bible at
all.</p>
<p>Obookia was converted and educated, and was to have returned to his native
land with the first missionaries, had he lived. The other native youths
made the voyage, and two of them did good service, but the third, William
Kanui, fell from grace afterward, for a time, and when the gold excitement
broke out in California he journeyed thither and went to mining, although
he was fifty years old. He succeeded pretty well, but the failure of Page,
Bacon & Co. relieved him of six thousand dollars, and then, to all
intents and purposes, he was a bankrupt in his old age and he resumed
service in the pulpit again. He died in Honolulu in 1864.</p>
<p>Quite a broad tract of land near the temple, extending from the sea to the
mountain top, was sacred to the god Lono in olden times—so sacred
that if a common native set his sacrilegious foot upon it it was judicious
for him to make his will, because his time had come. He might go around it
by water, but he could not cross it. It was well sprinkled with pagan
temples and stocked with awkward, homely idols carved out of logs of wood.
There was a temple devoted to prayers for rain—and with fine
sagacity it was placed at a point so well up on the mountain side that if
you prayed there twenty-four times a day for rain you would be likely to
get it every time. You would seldom get to your Amen before you would have
to hoist your umbrella.</p>
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<p>And there was a large temple near at hand which was built in a single
night, in the midst of storm and thunder and rain, by the ghastly hands of
dead men! Tradition says that by the weird glare of the lightning a
noiseless multitude of phantoms were seen at their strange labor far up
the mountain side at dead of night—flitting hither and thither and
bearing great lava-blocks clasped in their nerveless fingers—appearing
and disappearing as the pallid lustre fell upon their forms and faded away
again. Even to this day, it is said, the natives hold this dread structure
in awe and reverence, and will not pass by it in the night.</p>
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<p>At noon I observed a bevy of nude native young ladies bathing in the sea,
and went and sat down on their clothes to keep them from being stolen. I
begged them to come out, for the sea was rising and I was satisfied that
they were running some risk. But they were not afraid, and presently went
on with their sport. They were finished swimmers and divers, and enjoyed
themselves to the last degree.</p>
<p>They swam races, splashed and ducked and tumbled each other about, and
filled the air with their laughter. It is said that the first thing an
Islander learns is how to swim; learning to walk being a matter of smaller
consequence, comes afterward. One hears tales of native men and women
swimming ashore from vessels many miles at sea—more miles, indeed,
than I dare vouch for or even mention. And they tell of a native diver who
went down in thirty or forty-foot waters and brought up an anvil! I think
he swallowed the anvil afterward, if my memory serves me. However I will
not urge this point.</p>
<p>I have spoken, several times, of the god Lono—I may as well furnish
two or three sentences concerning him.</p>
<p>The idol the natives worshipped for him was a slender, unornamented staff
twelve feet long. Tradition says he was a favorite god on the Island of
Hawaii—a great king who had been deified for meritorious services—just
our own fashion of rewarding heroes, with the difference that we would
have made him a Postmaster instead of a god, no doubt. In an angry moment
he slew his wife, a goddess named Kaikilani Aiii. Remorse of conscience
drove him mad, and tradition presents us the singular spectacle of a god
traveling "on the shoulder;" for in his gnawing grief he wandered about
from place to place boxing and wrestling with all whom he met. Of course
this pastime soon lost its novelty, inasmuch as it must necessarily have
been the case that when so powerful a deity sent a frail human opponent
"to grass" he never came back any more. Therefore, he instituted games
called makahiki, and ordered that they should be held in his honor, and
then sailed for foreign lands on a three-cornered raft, stating that he
would return some day—and that was the last of Lono. He was never
seen any more; his raft got swamped, perhaps. But the people always
expected his return, and thus they were easily led to accept Captain Cook
as the restored god.</p>
<p>Some of the old natives believed Cook was Lono to the day of their death;
but many did not, for they could not understand how he could die if he was
a god.</p>
<p>Only a mile or so from Kealakekua Bay is a spot of historic interest—the
place where the last battle was fought for idolatry. Of course we visited
it, and came away as wise as most people do who go and gaze upon such
mementoes of the past when in an unreflective mood.</p>
<p>While the first missionaries were on their way around the Horn, the
idolatrous customs which had obtained in the island, as far back as
tradition reached were suddenly broken up. Old Kamehameha I., was dead,
and his son, Liholiho, the new King was a free liver, a roystering,
dissolute fellow, and hated the restraints of the ancient tabu. His
assistant in the Government, Kaahumanu, the Queen dowager, was proud and
high-spirited, and hated the tabu because it restricted the privileges of
her sex and degraded all women very nearly to the level of brutes. So the
case stood. Liholiho had half a mind to put his foot down, Kaahumahu had a
whole mind to badger him into doing it, and whiskey did the rest. It was
probably the rest. It was probably the first time whiskey ever prominently
figured as an aid to civilization. Liholiho came up to Kailua as drunk as
a piper, and attended a great feast; the determined Queen spurred his
drunken courage up to a reckless pitch, and then, while all the multitude
stared in blank dismay, he moved deliberately forward and sat down with
the women!</p>
<p>They saw him eat from the same vessel with them, and were appalled!
Terrible moments drifted slowly by, and still the King ate, still he
lived, still the lightnings of the insulted gods were withheld! Then
conviction came like a revelation—the superstitions of a hundred
generations passed from before the people like a cloud, and a shout went
up, "the tabu is broken! the tabu is broken!"</p>
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<p>Thus did King Liholiho and his dreadful whiskey preach the first sermon
and prepare the way for the new gospel that was speeding southward over
the waves of the Atlantic.</p>
<p>The tabu broken and destruction failing to follow the awful sacrilege, the
people, with that childlike precipitancy which has always characterized
them, jumped to the conclusion that their gods were a weak and wretched
swindle, just as they formerly jumped to the conclusion that Captain Cook
was no god, merely because he groaned, and promptly killed him without
stopping to inquire whether a god might not groan as well as a man if it
suited his convenience to do it; and satisfied that the idols were
powerless to protect themselves they went to work at once and pulled them
down—hacked them to pieces—applied the torch—annihilated
them!</p>
<p>The pagan priests were furious. And well they might be; they had held the
fattest offices in the land, and now they were beggared; they had been
great—they had stood above the chiefs—and now they were
vagabonds. They raised a revolt; they scared a number of people into
joining their standard, and Bekuokalani, an ambitious offshoot of royalty,
was easily persuaded to become their leader.</p>
<p>In the first skirmish the idolaters triumphed over the royal army sent
against them, and full of confidence they resolved to march upon Kailua.
The King sent an envoy to try and conciliate them, and came very near
being an envoy short by the operation; the savages not only refused to
listen to him, but wanted to kill him. So the King sent his men forth
under Major General Kalaimoku and the two host met a Kuamoo. The battle
was long and fierce—men and women fighting side by side, as was the
custom—and when the day was done the rebels were flying in every
direction in hopeless panic, and idolatry and the tabu were dead in the
land!</p>
<p>The royalists marched gayly home to Kailua glorifying the new
dispensation. "There is no power in the gods," said they; "they are a
vanity and a lie. The army with idols was weak; the army without idols was
strong and victorious!"</p>
<p>The nation was without a religion.</p>
<p>The missionary ship arrived in safety shortly afterward, timed by
providential exactness to meet the emergency, and the Gospel was planted
as in a virgin soil.</p>
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