<h3>SUSY'S CHRISTMAS.</h3>
<br/>
<p>It was bright and beautiful all day,
and then, when no one could possibly
wait any longer, it was Christmas
evening. The coal glowed in the
grate with a splendid blaze: all the
gas-burners were lighted, and so were
everybody's eyes. If one had listened,
one might have heard, from out of
doors, a joyful tinkling of sleigh-bells;
yet I fancy nobody could have told
whether the streets were still or noisy,
or whether the sky had a moon in it
or not; for nobody was quiet long
enough to notice.</p>
<p>But by and by, when the right time
had come, the folding-doors were
opened, just like the two covers to a
Christmas fairy book. Then, in a
second, it was so still you might have
heard a pin drop.</p>
<p>Such a funny little old gentleman
had arrived: his face alive with dimples,
and smiles, and wrinkles. His
cheeks were as red and round as winter
apples, and where there wasn't a
wrinkle there was a dimple; and no
doubt there was a dimple in his chin,
and his chin maybe was double, only
you couldn't tell, for it was hidden
ever so deep under a beard as white
as a snow-drift.</p>
<p>He walked along, tottering under
the weight of a huge pack full of
presents. He extended his small arms
towards the audience most affectionately,
and you could see that his antiquated
coat-sleeves were bristling with
toys and glistening with ornaments.
His eyes twinkled with fun, and his
mouth, which seemed nearly worn
out with laughing, grew bigger every
minute.</p>
<p>It took the dear old gentleman some
time to clear his throat; but when he
had found his voice, which at first was
as fine as a knitting-needle, and all of
a tremble, he made</p>
<p>THE SPEECH OF SANTA CLAUS.</p>
<p>"How do, my darlings? How do,
all round? Bless your little hearts,
how do you all do? Did they tell ye
Santa wasn't a-comin', my dears? Did
your grandpas and grandmas say,
'Humph! there isn't any such a person.'
My love to the good old people.
I know they mean all right; but tell
them they'll have to give it up now!"</p>
<p>(Here Santa Claus made a low bow.
Everybody laughed and clapped; but
Prudy whispered, "O, don't he look
old all over? What has he done with
his <i>teeth</i>? O, dear, has anybody pulled
'em out?")</p>
<p>"Yes, my dears," continued the old
gentleman, encouraged by the applause,—"yes,
my dears, here I am, as
jolly as ever! But bless your sweet
little hearts, I've had a terrible time
getting here! The wind has been
blowin' me up as fierce as you please,
and I've been shook round as if I
wasn't of more account than a kernel
of corn in a popper!</p>
<p>"O, O, I've been ducked up to the
chin in some awful deep snow-drifts,
up there by the North Pole! This is
the very first time the storms have
come so heavy as to cover over the
end of the North Pole! But this year
they had to dig three days before they
could find it. O, ho!</p>
<p>"I was a-wanderin' round all last
night; a real shivery night, too! Got
so <i>broke up</i>, there's nothing left of me
but small pieces. O, hum!</p>
<p>"Such a time as I had in some of
those chimneys, you haven't any idee!
Why, if you'll believe me, over there
in Iceland somebody forgot to clear
out the chimney, and there I stuck
fast, like a fish-bone in your throat;
couldn't be picked out, couldn't be
swallowed!</p>
<p>"The funniest time that was! How
I laughed! And then the children's
mother woke up, and, 'O, dear,' said
she; 'hear the wind sigh down the
chimney!' 'Only me,' says I; 'and
I've caught you napping this time!'
She helped me out, and when I had
caught my breath, I climbed out the
window; but, deary me, I shouldn't
wonder if that very woman went to
sleep again, and thought it was all a
dream! Heigh-ho! that's the way
they always treat poor Santa Claus
nowadays."</p>
<p>(Here the children laughed, and
Susy said, "I guess he must have
bumped his nose against that chimney:
see what a hump!")</p>
<p>"O, O, don't you make sport of me,
children! My nose is big, to be sure,
but I'm going to keep it and make the
best of it! If you love Santa as he
loves you, you wouldn't mind the
looks. I <i>was</i> going to change my
coat and dickey; but then, thinks I,
I'll come just as I am! I patted myself
on the shoulder, and says I, 'Santa
Claus, don't you fret if you <i>are</i> growin'
old! You may look a little dried up,
but your heart isn't wrinkled; O no!'
You see father Adam and me was very
near of an age, but somehow I never
growed up! I always thought big
folks did very well in their place; but
for my part, give me the children.
Hurrah for the children!"</p>
<p>(Great clapping and laughing.)</p>
<p>"I tell you, darlings, I haven't forgot
a single one of you. My pockets
are running over. I've been preparing
presents for you ever since last fall,
when the birds broke up housekeeping.</p>
<p>"Here's a tippet for the Prudy girl,
and she may have it for nothing; and
they are cheaper 'n that, if you take
'em by the quantity.</p>
<p>"I'm a walkin' book-case. Why,
I've brought stories and histories
enough to set up a store! I've got
more nuts than you can shake a hammer
at; but I think there's more bark
to 'em than there is bite. O, O, I find
I can't crack 'em with my teeth, as I
used to a hundred years ago!</p>
<p>"But my dear, sweet, cunning little
hearers, I must be a-goin'. Queen Victoria,
said she to me, said she, 'Now,
Santa, my love, do you hurry back to
fill my children's stockings before the
clock strikes twelve.' Queen Vic is an
excellent woman, and is left a poor
widow; so I can't disappoint her, poor
soul!</p>
<p>"I must be a-goin'! Would like to
hug and kiss you all round, but can't
stop. (Kisses his hand and bows.) A
Merry Christmas to you all, and a
Happy New Year."</p>
<p>So saying, Santa Claus suddenly
disappeared at the hall door, dropping
his heavy pack upon the table.</p>
<p>In another minute the lively old
gentleman was in the front parlor
without any mask, and of course it
was nobody but cousin Percy "with
his face off."</p>
<p>Then they all fell to work sorting
out presents. Prudy seized her fur
tippet, and put it on at once.</p>
<p>"O, how pretty I look," said she;
"just like a little cat! <i>Ain't</i> I cunning?"</p>
<p>But nobody could pause to attend
to Prudy, though she chatted very
fast, without commas or periods, and
held up to view a large wax doll which
"would be alive if it could talk."
They all had gifts as well as Prudy,
and wished to talk rather than to
listen. They asked questions without
waiting for answers, and did not mind
interrupting one another, and talking
all at once, like a party of school children.</p>
<p>All this was hardly polite, it is true;
but people are sometimes surprised
out of their good manners on Christmas
evenings, and must be forgiven
for it, as such a good time happens
but once a year.</p>
<p>Percy broke in with an old song, and
went through with a whole stanza of it,
although no one listened to a word:—</p>
<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
<span>"Good luck unto old Christmas,<br/></span>
<span>And long life let us sing,<br/></span>
<span>For he doeth more good unto the poor<br/></span>
<span>Than many a crownéd king."<br/></span></div>
</div>
<p>"My beautiful books!" cried aunt
Madge; "Russia morocco."</p>
<p>"My writing-desk,—has any one
looked at it?" said Mrs. Parlin; "rose-wood,
inlaid with brass."</p>
<p>"My skates!" broke in Susy, at the
top of her voice.</p>
<p>"Hush!" screamed cousin Percy;
"won't anybody please notice my
drum? If you won't look, then look
out for a drum in each ear!"</p>
<p>And as nobody would look or pay
the slightest attention, they all had to
hear "Dixie" pounded out in true
martial style, till they held on to their
ears.</p>
<p>"Rattlety bang!" went the drum.
"Tweet, tweet," whistled the little
musical instruments which the children
were blowing.</p>
<p>"Have pity on us!" cried aunt
Madge; "I am bewildered; my head
is floating like a Chinese garden."</p>
<p>"Order!" shouted Mr. Parlin, laughing.</p>
<p>"O, yes, sir," said Percy, seizing
Susy and whirling her round. "Children,
why don't you try to preserve
order? My nerves are strung up like
violin-strings! I've got a pound of
headache to every ounce of brains.
Susy Parlin, do try to keep still!"</p>
<p>"Thee needn't pretend it is all Susan,"
said grandma Read, smiling.
"Thee and little Prudence are the
noisiest of the whole!"</p>
<p>In fact, they raised such a din, that
after a while poor grandma Read
smoothed the Quaker cap over her
smiling face, and stole off into her
own chamber, where she could "settle
down into quietness." Much noise
always confused grandma Read.</p>
<p>But in a very few moments, when
the excitement began to die out, there
was a season of overwhelming gratitude.
Everybody had to thank everybody
else; and Mr. Parlin, who had a
beautiful dressing-gown to be grateful
for, nevertheless found time to tell
Susy, over and over again, how delighted
he was with her book-mark,
made, by her own fingers, of three
wide strips of velvet ribbon; on the
ends of which were fastened a cross,
a star, and an anchor, of card-board.</p>
<p>"Papa, one ribbon is to keep your
place in the Old Testament," said
Susy; "one is to stay in the middle,
at the births and marriages; and the
other one is for our chapter in the
New Testament, you know."</p>
<p>"I think my lamp-mat is very pretty,"
said aunt Madge, kissing Susy;
"every bit as pretty as if Prudy hadn't
'been and told.'"</p>
<p>Prudy had bought a shawl-pin for
her mother, a fierce little wooden soldier
for aunt Madge, and something
for everybody else but Susy. Not that
she forgot Susy. O, no! but one's
money does not always hold out, even
at Christmas time.</p>
<p>"Why," said Mr. Parlin, "what is
this sticking fast to the sole of my
new slipper? Molasses candy, I do
believe."</p>
<p>"Yes sir; that's for Susy," cried
Prudy, suddenly remembering how she
had tucked it in at the last moment,
when she could not stop to find any
wrapping-paper. "It isn't so big as it
was, but it's the biggest piece I had in
this world. I saved it last night.
Susy likes 'lasses candy, and I couldn't
think of nothin' else."</p>
<p>It was a wonder that Prudy's candy
had not spoiled some of the nice presents.</p>
<p>Susy received several pretty things;
and though she did not talk quite so
much as Prudy, she was just as happy.
For one thing, she had what she had
not dreamed was possible for a little
girl—a bottle of otto of rose; "just
like a young lady."</p>
<p>This was a real delight to Susy: but
Prudy, sniffing at it, said, coolly, "O,
ho! it smells 's if it didn't cost more'n
a cent! 'Tisn't half so sweet as pep'mint!"</p>
<p>Before Dotty could be put to bed,
she had contrived to break several
toys, all of which happened to be
Susy's—a sugar temple, a glass pitcher,
and a small vase.</p>
<p>This was an evening long to be remembered;
but the most remarkable
event of all was to come.</p>
<p>"Susy, my daughter," said Mr. Parlin,
"have you been wondering why
you don't see a present from me?"</p>
<p>Susy blushed. She had certainly
expected something handsome this
year from her father.</p>
<p>"I haven't forgotten you, my dear;
but the present I have chosen wouldn't
sit very well on the shoulders of such
a little fellow as Santa Claus."</p>
<p>Percy laughed. "Wouldn't it have
been a load, uncle?"</p>
<p>"Hush!" whispered aunt Madge;
"she isn't to know till morning."</p>
<p>"But, papa," said Susy, her eyes
shining with excitement, "why couldn't
you bring it in here now?"</p>
<p>"It is better off out of doors. Indeed,
to tell the truth, my child, it is
hardly suitable for the parlor."</p>
<p>"Now, Miss Susy," said Percy, measuring
off his words on the tips of his
fingers, "I'm authorized to tell you
it's something you mustn't take in
your lap, mustn't hang on a nail; if
you do, you'll lose it. I'm sure 'twill
please you, Susy, because it's a mute,
and can't speak. You—"</p>
<p>"O, hush talking about dumb people!
I shouldn't think you'd make
sport of Freddy Jackson! If <i>you</i> was
a little <i>deaf-and-dumber</i> than you are
now, I'd like you better!</p>
<p>"O, dear, dear!" cried she, dancing
about the room; "what can it be? I
can't wait!"</p>
<p>"Only think; all night before I'll
know," thought she, as she touched
her pillow. "O, Prudy, to-morrow
morning! Only think of to-morrow
morning I All my other presents are
just nothing at all. Anything is <i>so</i>
much nicer when you don't know
what it is!"</p>
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