<p>“How deeply I pity the second!” exclaimed the Baronne de Nucingen.</p>
<p>A scarcely perceptible smile on de Marsay’s pale lips made Delphine de
Nucingen color.</p>
<p>“How we do forget!” said the Baron de Nucingen.</p>
<p>The great banker’s simplicity was so extremely droll, that his wife, who
was de Marsay’s “second,” could not help laughing like every one else.</p>
<p>“You are all ready to condemn the woman,” said Lady Dudley. “Well, I quite
understand that she did not regard her marriage as an act of inconstancy.
Men will never distinguish between constancy and fidelity.—I know the
woman whose story Monsieur de Marsay has told us, and she is one of the
last of your truly great ladies.”</p>
<p>“Alas! my lady, you are right,” replied de Marsay. “For very nearly fifty
years we have been looking on at the progressive ruin of all social
distinctions. We ought to have saved our women from this great wreck, but
the Civil Code has swept its leveling influence over their heads. However
terrible the words, they must be spoken: Duchesses are vanishing, and
marquises too! As to the baronesses—I must apologize to Madame de
Nucingen, who will become a countess when her husband is made a peer of
France—baronesses have never succeeded in getting people to take them
seriously.”</p>
<p>“Aristocracy begins with the viscountess,” said Blondet with a smile.</p>
<p>“Countesses will survive,” said de Marsay. “An elegant woman will be more
or less of a countess—a countess of the Empire or of yesterday, a countess
of the old block, or, as they say in Italy, a countess by courtesy. But as
to the great lady, she died out with the dignified splendor of the last
century, with powder, patches, high-heeled slippers, and stiff bodices
with a delta stomacher of bows. Duchesses in these days can pass through a
door without any need to widen it for their hoops. The Empire saw the last
of gowns with trains! I am still puzzled to understand how a sovereign who
wished to see his drawing-room swept by ducal satin and velvet did not
make indestructible laws. Napoleon never guessed the results of the Code
he was so proud of. That man, by creating duchesses, founded the race of
our ‘ladies’ of to-day—the indirect offspring of his legislation.”</p>
<p>“It was logic, handled as a hammer by boys just out of school and by
obscure journalists, which demolished the splendors of the social state,”
said the Comte de Vandenesse. “In these days every rogue who can hold his
head straight in his collar, cover his manly bosom with half an ell of
satin by way of a cuirass, display a brow where apocryphal genius gleams
under curling locks, and strut in a pair of patent-leather pumps graced by
silk socks which cost six francs, screws his eye-glass into one of his
eye-sockets by puckering up his cheek, and whether he be an attorney’s
clerk, a contractor’s son, or a banker’s bastard, he stares impertinently
at the prettiest duchess, appraises her as she walks downstairs, and says
to his friend—dressed by Buisson, as we all are, and mounted in
patent-leather like any duke himself—‘There, my boy, that is a perfect
lady.’”</p>
<p>“You have not known how to form a party,” said Lord Dudley; “it will be a
long time yet before you have a policy. You talk a great deal in France
about organizing labor, and you have not yet organized property. So this
is what happens: Any duke—and even in the time of Louis XVIII. and Charles
X. there were some left who had two hundred thousand francs a year, a
magnificent residence, and a sumptuous train of servants—well, such a duke
could live like a great lord. The last of these great gentlemen in France
was the Prince de Talleyrand.—This duke leaves four children, two of them
girls. Granting that he has great luck in marrying them all well, each of
these descendants will have but sixty or eighty thousand francs a year
now; each is the father or mother of children, and consequently obliged to
live with the strictest economy in a flat on the ground floor or first
floor of a large house. Who knows if they may not even be hunting a
fortune? Henceforth the eldest son’s wife, a duchess in name only, has no
carriage, no people, no opera-box, no time to herself. She has not her own
rooms in the family mansion, nor her fortune, nor her pretty toys; she is
buried in trade; she buys socks for her dear little children, nurses them
herself, and keeps an eye on her girls, whom she no longer sends to school
at a convent. Thus your noblest dames have been turned into worthy
brood-hens.”</p>
<p>“Alas! it is true,” said Joseph Bridau. “In our day we cannot show those
beautiful flowers of womanhood which graced the golden ages of the French
Monarchy. The great lady’s fan is broken. A woman has nothing now to blush
for; she need not slander or whisper, hide her face or reveal it. A fan is
of no use now but for fanning herself. When once a thing is no more than
what it is, it is too useful to be a form of luxury.”</p>
<p>“Everything in France has aided and abetted the ‘perfect lady,’” said
Daniel d’Arthez. “The aristocracy has acknowledged her by retreating to
the recesses of its landed estates, where it has hidden itself to
die—emigrating inland before the march of ideas, as of old to foreign
lands before that of the masses. The women who could have founded European
salons, could have guided opinion and turned it inside out like a glove,
could have ruled the world by ruling the men of art or of intellect who
ought to have ruled it, have committed the blunder of abandoning their
ground; they were ashamed of having to fight against the citizen class
drunk with power, and rushing out on to the stage of the world, there to
be cut to pieces perhaps by the barbarians who are at its heels. Hence,
where the middle class insist on seeing princesses, these are really only
ladylike young women. In these days princes can find no great ladies whom
they may compromise; they cannot even confer honor on a woman taken up at
random. The Duc de Bourbon was the last prince to avail himself of this
privilege.”</p>
<p>“And God alone knows how dearly he paid for it,” said Lord Dudley.</p>
<p>“Nowadays princes have lady-like wives, obliged to share their opera-box
with other ladies; royal favor could not raise them higher by a hair’s
breadth; they glide unremarkable between the waters of the citizen class
and those of the nobility—not altogether noble nor altogether
bourgeoises,” said the Marquise de Rochegude acridly.</p>
<p>“The press has fallen heir to the Woman,” exclaimed Rastignac. “She no
longer has the quality of a spoken feuilleton—delightful calumnies graced
by elegant language. We read feuilletons written in a dialect which
changes every three years, society papers about as mirthful as an
undertaker’s mute, and as light as the lead of their type. French
conversation is carried on from one end of the country to the other in a
revolutionary jargon, through long columns of type printed in old mansions
where a press groans in the place where formerly elegant company used to
meet.”</p>
<p>“The knell of the highest society is tolling,” said a Russian Prince. “Do
you hear it? And the first stroke is your modern word lady.”</p>
<p>“You are right, Prince,” said de Marsay. “The ‘perfect lady,’ issuing from
the ranks of the nobility, or sprouting from the citizen class, and the
product of every soil, even of the provinces is the expression of these
times, a last remaining embodiment of good taste, grace, wit, and
distinction, all combined, but dwarfed. We shall see no more great ladies
in France, but there will be ‘ladies’ for a long time, elected by public
opinion to form an upper chamber of women, and who will be among the fair
sex what a ‘gentleman’ is in England.”</p>
<p>“And that they call progress!” exclaimed Mademoiselle des Touches. “I
should like to know where the progress lies?”</p>
<p>“Why, in this,” said Madame de Nucingen. “Formerly a woman might have the
voice of a fish-seller, the walk of a grenadier, the face of an impudent
courtesan, her hair too high on her forehead, a large foot, a thick
hand—she was a great lady in spite of it all; but in these days, even if
she were a Montmorency—if a Montmorency would ever be such a creature—she
would not be a lady.”</p>
<p>“But what do you mean by a ‘perfect lady’?” asked Count Adam Laginski.</p>
<p>“She is a modern product, a deplorable triumph of the elective system as
applied to the fair sex,” said the Minister. “Every revolution has a word
of its own which epitomizes and depicts it.”</p>
<p>“You are right,” said the Russian, who had come to make a literary
reputation in Paris. “The explanation of certain words added from time to
time to your beautiful language would make a magnificent history.
Organize, for instance, is the word of the Empire, and sums up Napoleon
completely.”</p>
<p>“But all that does not explain what is meant by a lady!” the young Pole
exclaimed, with some impatience.</p>
<p>“Well, I will tell you,” said Émile Blondet to Count Adam. “One fine
morning you go for a saunter in Paris. It is past two, but five has not
yet struck. You see a woman coming towards you; your first glance at her
is like the preface to a good book, it leads you to expect a world of
elegance and refinement. Like a botanist over hill and dale in his pursuit
of plants, among the vulgarities of Paris life you have at last found a
rare flower. This woman is attended by two very distinguished-looking men,
of whom one, at any rate, wears an order; or else a servant out of livery
follows her at a distance of ten yards. She displays no gaudy colors, no
open-worked stockings, no over-elaborate waist-buckle, no embroidered
frills to her drawers fussing round her ankles. You will see that she is
shod with prunella shoes, with sandals crossed over extremely fine cotton
stockings, or plain gray silk stockings; or perhaps she wears boots of the
most exquisite simplicity. You notice that her gown is made of a neat and
inexpensive material, but made in a way that surprises more than one woman
of the middle class; it is almost always a long pelisse, with bows to
fasten it, and neatly bound with fine cord or an imperceptible braid. The
Unknown has a way of her own in wrapping herself in her shawl or mantilla;
she knows how to draw it round her from her hips to her neck, outlining a
carapace, as it were, which would make an ordinary woman look like a
turtle, but which in her sets off the most beautiful forms while
concealing them. How does she do it? This secret she keeps, though
unguarded by any patent.</p>
<p>“As she walks she gives herself a little concentric and harmonious twist,
which makes her supple or dangerous slenderness writhe under the stuff, as
a snake does under the green gauze of trembling grass. Is it to an angel
or a devil that she owes the graceful undulation which plays under her
long black silk cape, stirs its lace frill, sheds an airy balm, and what I
should like to call the breeze of a Parisienne? You may recognize over her
arms, round her waist, about her throat, a science of drapery recalling
the antique Mnemosyne.</p>
<p>“Oh! how thoroughly she understands the cut of her gait—forgive the
expression. Study the way she puts her foot forward moulding her skirt
with such a decent preciseness that the passer-by is filled with
admiration, mingled with desire, but subdued by deep respect. When an
Englishwoman attempts this step, she looks like a grenadier marching
forward to attack a redoubt. The women of Paris have a genius for walking.
The municipality really owed them asphalt footwalks.</p>
<p>“Our Unknown jostles no one. If she wants to pass, she waits with proud
humility till some one makes way. The distinction peculiar to a well-bred
woman betrays itself, especially in the way she holds her shawl or cloak
crossed over her bosom. Even as she walks she has a little air of serene
dignity, like Raphael’s Madonnas in their frames. Her aspect, at once
quiet and disdainful, makes the most insolent dandy step aside for her.</p>
<p>“Her bonnet, remarkable for its simplicity, is trimmed with crisp ribbons;
there may be flowers in it, but the cleverest of such women wear only
bows. Feathers demand a carriage; flowers are too showy. Beneath it you
see the fresh unworn face of a woman who, without conceit, is sure of
herself; who looks at nothing, and sees everything; whose vanity, satiated
by being constantly gratified, stamps her face with an indifference which
piques your curiosity. She knows that she is looked at, she knows that
everybody, even women, turn round to see her again. And she threads her
way through Paris like a gossamer, spotless and pure.</p>
<p>“This delightful species affects the hottest latitudes, the cleanest
longitudes of Paris; you will meet her between the 10th and 110th Arcade
of the Rue de Rivoli; along the line of the Boulevards from the equator of
the Passage des Panoramas, where the products of India flourish, where the
warmest creations of industry are displayed, to the Cape of the Madeleine;
in the least muddy districts of the citizen quarters, between No. 30 and
No. 130 of the Rue du Faubourg Saint-Honoré. During the winter, she haunts
the terrace of the Feuillants, but not the asphalt pavement that lies
parallel. According to the weather, she may be seen flying in the Avenue
of the Champs-Élyseés, which is bounded on the east by the Place Louis
XV., on the west by the Avenue de Marigny, to the south by the road, to
the north by the gardens of the Faubourg Saint-Honoré. Never is this
pretty variety of woman to be seen in the hyperborean regions of the Rue
Saint-Denis, never in the Kamtschatka of miry, narrow, commercial streets,
never anywhere in bad weather. These flowers of Paris, blooming only in
Oriental weather, perfume the highways; and after five o’clock fold up
like morning-glory flowers. The women you will see later, looking a little
like them, are would-be ladies; while the fair Unknown, your Beatrice of a
day, is a ‘perfect lady.’</p>
<p>“It is not very easy for a foreigner, my dear Count, to recognize the
differences by which the observer emeritus distinguishes them—women are
such consummate actresses; but they are glaring in the eyes of Parisians:
hooks ill fastened, strings showing loops of rusty-white tape through a
gaping slit in the back, rubbed shoe-leather, ironed bonnet-strings, an
over-full skirt, an over-tight waist. You will see a certain effort in the
intentional droop of the eyelid. There is something conventional in the
attitude.</p>
<p>“As to the bourgeoise, the citizen womankind, she cannot possibly be
mistaken for the spell cast over you by the Unknown. She is bustling, and
goes out in all weathers, trots about, comes, goes, gazes, does not know
whether she will or will not go into a shop. Where the lady knows just
what she wants and what she is doing, the townswoman is undecided, tucks
up her skirts to cross a gutter, dragging a child by the hand, which
compels her to look out for the vehicles; she is a mother in public, and
talks to her daughter; she carries money in her bag, and has open-work
stockings on her feet; in winter, she wears a boa over her fur cloak; in
summer, a shawl and a scarf; she is accomplished in the redundancies of
dress.</p>
<p>“You will meet the fair Unknown again at the Italiens, at the Opéra, at a
ball. She will then appear under such a different aspect that you would
think them two beings devoid of any analogy. The woman has emerged from
those mysterious garments like a butterfly from its silky cocoon. She
serves up, like some rare dainty, to your lavished eyes, the forms which
her bodice scarcely revealed in the morning. At the theatre she never
mounts higher than the second tier, excepting at the Italiens. You can
there watch at your leisure the studied deliberateness of her movements.
The enchanting deceiver plays off all the little political artifices of
her sex so naturally as to exclude all idea of art or premeditation. If
she has a royally beautiful hand, the most perspicacious beholder will
believe that it is absolutely necessary that she should twist, or refix,
or push aside the ringlet or curl she plays with. If she has some dignity
of profile, you will be persuaded that she is giving irony or grace to
what she says to her neighbor, sitting in such a position as to produce
the magical effect of the ‘lost profile,’ so dear to great painters, by
which the cheek catches the high light, the nose is shown in clear
outline, the nostrils are transparently rosy, the forehead squarely
modeled, the eye has its spangle of fire, but fixed on space, and the
white roundness of the chin is accentuated by a line of light. If she has
a pretty foot, she will throw herself on a sofa with the coquettish grace
of a cat in the sunshine, her feet outstretched without your feeling that
her attitude is anything but the most charming model ever given to a
sculptor by lassitude.</p>
<p>“Only the perfect lady is quite at her ease in full dress; nothing
inconveniences her. You will never see her, like the woman of the citizen
class, pulling up a refractory shoulder-strap, or pushing down a
rebellious whalebone, or looking whether her tucker is doing its office of
faithful guardian to two treasures of dazzling whiteness, or glancing in
the mirrors to see if her head-dress is keeping its place. Her toilet is
always in harmony with her character; she had had time to study herself,
to learn what becomes her, for she has long known what does not suit her.
You will not find her as you go out; she vanishes before the end of the
play. If by chance she is to be seen, calm and stately, on the stairs, she
is experiencing some violent emotion; she has to bestow a glance, to
receive a promise. Perhaps she goes down so slowly on purpose to gratify
the vanity of a slave whom she sometimes obeys. If your meeting takes
place at a ball or an evening party, you will gather the honey, natural or
affected of her insinuating voice; her empty words will enchant you, and
she will know how to give them the value of thought by her inimitable
bearing.”</p>
<p>“To be such a woman, is it not necessary to be very clever?” asked the
Polish Count.</p>
<p>“It is necessary to have great taste,” replied the Princesse de Cadignan.</p>
<p>“And in France taste is more than cleverness,” said the Russian.</p>
<p>“This woman’s cleverness is the triumph of a purely plastic art,” Blondet
went on. “You will not know what she said, but you will be fascinated. She
will toss her head, or gently shrug her white shoulders; she will gild an
insignificant speech with a charming pout and smile; or throw a Voltairean
epigram into an ‘Indeed!’ an ‘Ah!’ a ‘What then!’ A jerk of her head will
be her most pertinent form of questioning; she will give meaning to the
movement by which she twirls a vinaigrette hanging to her finger by a
ring. She gets an artificial grandeur out of superlative trivialities; she
simply drops her hand impressively, letting it fall over the arm of her
chair as dewdrops hang on the cup of a flower, and all is said—she has
pronounced judgment beyond appeal, to the apprehension of the most obtuse.
She knows how to listen to you; she gives you the opportunity of shining,
and—I ask your modesty—those moments are rare?”</p>
<p>The candid simplicity of the young Pole, to whom Blondet spoke, made all
the party shout with laughter.</p>
<p>“Now, you will not talk for half-an-hour with a bourgeoise without her
alluding to her husband in one way or another,” Blondet went on with
unperturbed gravity; “whereas, even if you know that your lady is married,
she will have the delicacy to conceal her husband so effectually that it
will need the enterprise of Christopher Columbus to discover him. Often
you will fail in the attempt single-handed. If you have had no opportunity
of inquiring, towards the end of the evening you detect her gazing fixedly
at a middle-aged man wearing a decoration, who bows and goes out. She has
ordered her carriage, and goes.</p>
<p>“You are not the rose, but you have been with the rose, and you go to bed
under the golden canopy of a delicious dream, which will last perhaps
after Sleep, with his heavy finger, has opened the ivory gates of the
temple of dreams.</p>
<p>“The lady, when she is at home, sees no one before four; she is shrewd
enough always to keep you waiting. In her house you will find everything
in good taste; her luxury is for hourly use, and duly renewed; you will
see nothing under glass shades, no rags of wrappings hanging about, and
looking like a pantry. You will find the staircase warmed. Flowers on all
sides will charm your sight—flowers, the only gift she accepts, and those
only from certain people, for nosegays live but a day; they give pleasure,
and must be replaced; to her they are, as in the East, a symbol and a
promise. The costly toys of fashion lie about, but not so as to suggest a
museum or a curiosity shop. You will find her sitting by the fire in a low
chair, from which she will not rise to greet you. Her talk will not now be
what it was at the ball; there she was our creditor; in her own home she
owes you the pleasure of her wit. These are the shades of which the lady
is a marvelous mistress. What she likes in you is a man to swell her
circle, an object for the cares and attentions which such women are now
happy to bestow. Therefore, to attract you to her drawing-room, she will
be bewitchingly charming. This especially is where you feel how isolated
women are nowadays, and why they want a little world of their own, to
which they may seem a constellation. Conversation is impossible without
generalities.”</p>
<p>“Yes,” said de Marsay, “you have truly hit the fault of our age. The
epigram—a volume in a word—no longer strikes, as it did in the eighteenth
century, at persons or at things, but at squalid events, and it dies in a
day.”</p>
<p>“Hence,” said Blondet, “the intelligence of the lady, if she has any,
consists in casting doubts on everything. Here lies the great difference
between two women; the townswoman is certainly virtuous; the lady does not
know yet whether she is, or whether she always will be; she hesitates and
struggles where the other refuses point-blank and falls full length. This
hesitancy in everything is one of the last graces left to her by our
horrible times. She rarely goes to church, but she will talk to you of
religion; and if you have the good taste to affect Free-thought, she will
try to convert you, for you will have opened the way for the stereotyped
phrases, the head-shaking and gestures understood by all these women: ‘For
shame! I thought you had too much sense to attack religion. Society is
tottering, and you deprive it of its support. Why, religion at this moment
means you and me; it is property, and the future of our children! Ah! let
us not be selfish! Individualism is the disease of the age, and religion
is the only remedy; it unites families which your laws put asunder,’ and
so forth. Then she plunges into some neo-Christian speech sprinkled with
political notions which is neither Catholic nor Protestant—but moral? Oh!
deuced moral!—in which you may recognize a fag end of every material woven
by modern doctrines, at loggerheads together.”</p>
<p>The women could not help laughing at the airs by which Blondet illustrated
his satire.</p>
<p>“This explanation, dear Count Adam,” said Blondet, turning to the Pole,
“will have proved to you that the ‘perfect lady’ represents the
intellectual no less than the political muddle, just as she is surrounded
by the showy and not very lasting products of an industry which is always
aiming at destroying its work in order to replace it by something else.
When you leave her you say to yourself: She certainly has superior ideas!
And you believe it all the more because she will have sounded your heart
with a delicate touch, and have asked you your secrets; she affects
ignorance, to learn everything; there are some things she never knows, not
even when she knows them. You alone will be uneasy, you will know nothing
of the state of her heart. The great ladies of old flaunted their
love-affairs, with newspapers and advertisements; in these days the lady
has her little passion neatly ruled like a sheet of music with its
crotchets and quavers and minims, its rests, its pauses, its sharps to
sign the key. A mere weak women, she is anxious not to compromise her
love, or her husband, or the future of her children. Name, position, and
fortune are no longer flags so respected as to protect all kinds of
merchandise on board. The whole aristocracy no longer advances in a body
to screen the lady. She has not, like the great lady of the past, the
demeanor of lofty antagonism; she can crush nothing under foot, it is she
who would be crushed. Thus she is apt at Jesuitical <i>mezzo termine</i>,
she is a creature of equivocal compromises, of guarded proprieties, of
anonymous passions steered between two reef-bound shores. She is as much
afraid of her servants as an Englishwoman who lives in dread of a trial in
the divorce-court. This woman—so free at a ball, so attractive out
walking—is a slave at home; she is never independent but in perfect
privacy, or theoretically. She must preserve herself in her position as a
lady. This is her task.</p>
<p>“For in our day a woman repudiated by her husband, reduced to a meagre
allowance, with no carriage, no luxury, no opera-box, none of the divine
accessories of the toilet, is no longer a wife, a maid, or a townswoman;
she is adrift, and becomes a chattel. The Carmelites will not receive a
married woman; it would be bigamy. Would her lover still have anything to
say to her? That is the question. Thus your perfect lady may perhaps give
occasion to calumny, never to slander.”</p>
<p>“It is all so horribly true,” said the Princesse de Cadignan.</p>
<p>“And so,” said Blondet, “our ‘perfect lady’ lives between English
hypocrisy and the delightful frankness of the eighteenth century—a bastard
system, symptomatic of an age in which nothing that grows up is at all
like the thing that has vanished, in which transition leads nowhere,
everything is a matter of degree; all the great figures shrink into the
background, and distinction is purely personal. I am fully convinced that
it is impossible for a woman, even if she were born close to a throne, to
acquire before the age of five-and-twenty the encyclopaedic knowledge of
trifles, the practice of manoeuvring, the important small things, the
musical tones and harmony of coloring, the angelic bedevilments and
innocent cunning, the speech and the silence, the seriousness and the
banter, the wit and the obtuseness, the diplomacy and the ignorance which
make up the perfect lady.”</p>
<p>“And where, in accordance with the sketch you have drawn,” said
Mademoiselle des Touches to Émile Blondet, “would you class the female
author? Is she a perfect lady, a woman <i>comme il faut?</i>”</p>
<p>“When she has no genius, she is a woman <i>comme il n’en faut pas</i>,”
Blondet replied, emphasizing the words with a stolen glance, which might
make them seem praise frankly addressed to Camille Maupin. “This epigram
is not mine, but Napoleon’s,” he added.</p>
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