<h2> XXV. UNC' BILLY POSSUM PLAYS A JOKE </h2>
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Some folks never seem to be</p>
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Satisfied or quite content;</p>
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Always wanting something more</p>
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That fo' them was never meant."</p>
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<span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">U</span>NC' BILLY POSSUM
said this to himself as he watched Peter Rabbit hurrying about through the
Green Forest and over the Green Meadows, eating as fast as ever he could
so as to grow fat that he might keep warm while he slept all winter. Now
Unc' Billy Possum knew perfectly well that Peter Rabbit couldn't sleep all
winter as Johnny Chuck does, for Old Mother Nature had never planned that
Peter should. But Unc' Billy knew that it was of no use to tell Peter
that, for Peter wouldn't believe him. So he chuckled as he watched Peter
rush around hunting for food and actually running off what little fat he
did have, instead of putting on more.</p>
<p>Of course it just happened that Unc' Billy Possum was right over near the
old house built by Grandfather Skunk a long time ago, which Peter Rabbit
had decided to sleep in all winter. It just happened that he saw Peter
when he finally went down to the little bedchamber at the end of the long
hall to curl up and try to go to sleep.</p>
<p>Unc' Billy grinned. Then he chuckled. Finally he laughed until his fat
sides shook.</p>
<p>"Ah reckon Ah'm gwine to have some fun with Brer Rabbit," said Unc' Billy,
still chuckling, as he trotted off through the Green Forest. He went over
to Bobby Coon's house and found Bobby, who had been out all night, just
getting ready for bed. But Bobby is always ready to play a joke, and when
Unc' Billy told him about Peter Rabbit and what fun it would be to give
Peter a scare, Bobby scrambled down from his hollow tree right away. Then
they hunted up Jimmy Skunk, and the three started for the old house of
Grandfather Skunk, where Peter Rabbit was trying to go to sleep for the
winter.</p>
<p>"Ah done tell Peter that when he tried to go to sleep he mustn't get to
thinking about what would happen if Brer Fox should jes' happen along and
find him asleep. Ah reckons that that is the very first thing Peter did
think of, as soon as he curled himself up and that he's thinking of it
more'n ever right this blessed minute. Yo'alls wait while Ah listen at the
door."</p>
<p>Unc' Billy stole very softly to the door of the old house. Then he began
to grin and beckoned to Bobby Coon and Jimmy Skunk to come listen. They
could hear long sighs from way down in the bedchamber at the end of the
long hall. They heard Peter twist and turn, as he tried to make himself
comfortable. But when they heard him saying a verse over and over to try
to make himself go to sleep, they had to clap their hands over their
mouths to keep from laughing out loud.</p>
<p>When they grew tired of listening, Unc' Billy whispered to Jimmy Skunk.
Jimmy Skunk grinned, and then he crept a little way down the long hall and
began to scratch with his stout claws, as if he were digging. When he
stopped, Unc' Billy put his mouth down close to the doorway and barked as
nearly like Reddy Fox as he could. Then Jimmy began to dig again, and
pretty soon Unc' Billy barked again. Then all three stole softly away and
hid behind some bushes.</p>
<p>"Ah reckon Brer Rabbit is right smart wide-awake instead of going to sleep
fo' the winter!" chuckled Unc' Billy.</p>
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<h2> XXVI. PETER RABBIT LEARNS HIS LESSON </h2>
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<span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">P</span>ETER RABBIT,
curled up in the little bedchamber at the end of the long hall in the old
house made a long time ago by Grandfather Skunk, twisted and turned and
tried to make himself feel sleepy. But the harder he tried, the more
wide-awake he seemed to feel. Then he began to think of Reddy and Granny
Fox and what would happen if by any chance they should find him there fast
asleep, and right while he was thinking about it, he heard a noise that
made him jump so that he bumped his head.</p>
<p>Peter didn't think anything about the bump on his head! No, Sir, Peter
didn't even notice it. He was too frightened. He held his breath and
listened, while his heart went pit-a-pat, pit-a-pat. There it was again,
that noise he had heard before! Some one was in the long, dark hall! There
was no doubt about it. He could hear claws scratching. Whoever it was, was
digging. Digging! The very thought made every hair on Peter Rabbit stand
on end. He knew that Johnny Chuck had gone to sleep for the winter. He
knew that Jimmy Skunk could walk right in without any trouble, and that
Jimmy never takes any trouble that he can avoid. He knew that Bobby Coon
and Unc' Billy Possum don't go into houses underground unless they have
to, to get away from danger, and very seldom then.</p>
<p>If some one was digging in the long, dark hall, it could mean but one
thing—that it must be some one too big to get in without making the
hall larger; and the only ones he could think of were Bowser the Hound and
Reddy and Granny Fox! Peter shivered and shook, for unlike Johnny Chuck's
house, this one had no back door.</p>
<p>"If it's Bowser the Hound, he may get tired and go away. Anyway, I can
soon tell, for he will sniff and snuff and blow the sand out of his nose,"
thought Peter, and strained his ears to hear the first sniff.</p>
<p>But there were no sniffs or snuffs. Instead, Peter heard a sound that made
his heart almost stop beating again. It was a bark, a bark that sounded
very much like the bark of Reddy Fox, and it came from just outside the
door! That could mean but one thing—that old Granny Fox was digging
her way in to the little bedchamber, while Reddy kept watch outside.</p>
<p>"Oh, dear! Oh, dear! Why wasn't I content to live as I always have lived?
Whatever did I try to do something I never was intended to do for?" cried
Peter to himself, and shook with fright harder than ever.</p>
<p>There was nothing to do but to sit still and wait. Peter sat as still as
ever he could. After a little while, the noise in the long, dark hall
stopped. Peter waited and waited, but all was still, and he began to feel
better. Perhaps old Granny Fox didn't know that he was there at all and
had grown tired of digging and had gone away. Peter waited a long time and
then peeped out into the long hall. Way up at the end he could see light
where the doorway was, and by this he knew that no one was in the hall.</p>
<p>Little by little, his heart going pit-a-pat, Peter crept up until he could
peep outside. No one was to be seen. With his heart almost in his mouth,
Peter sprang out and started for the dear Old Briar-patch as fast as his
long legs could take him. And then he heard a sound that made him stop
suddenly and sit up.</p>
<p>"Ha, ha, ha! Ho, ho, hoi Hee, hee, hee!"</p>
<p>There, behind some bushes, Unc' Billy Possum, Bobby Coon, and Jimmy Skunk
were laughing fit to kill themselves.</p>
<p>Then Peter knew that they had played a joke on him, and he shook his fist
at them. But down in his heart he was glad, for he knew that he had
learned his lesson—that he had no business to try to do what Old
Mother Nature had never intended that he should do.</p>
<p>Of course these are not all of Peter Rabbit's adventures. Oh my, no! But
there are so many other little people who live on the Green Meadows and in
the Green Forest who have adventures, too, and get into funny scrapes,
that I am sure you will be willing to say good night to Peter for a little
while and hear about the things that have happened to some of the others.
And so, in the next book, I am going to tell you about the worries and
troubles and exciting escapes of one of Peter's friends—Unc' Billy
Possum.</p>
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