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<h2> CHAPTER V </h2>
<p>Faith in the <i>estancia</i> as a field for my activities had been weak
from the first; the Mayordomo's words on his return had extinguished it
altogether; and after hearing that ostrich parable I had only remained
from motives of pride. I now determined to go back towards Montevideo,
not, however, over the route I had come by, but making a wide circuit into
the interior of the country, where I would explore a new field, and
perhaps meet with some occupation at one of the <i>estancias</i> on the
way. Riding in a south-westerly direction towards the Rio Marlo in the
Tacuarembó department, I soon left the plains of Paysandù behind me, and,
being anxious to get well away from a neighbourhood where I was expected
to kill someone, I did not rest till I had ridden about twenty-five miles.
At noon I stopped to get some refreshment at a little roadside <i>pulpería</i>.
It was a wretched-looking place, and behind the iron bars protecting the
interior, giving it the appearance of a wild beast's cage, lounged the
storekeeper smoking a cigar. Outside the bar were two men with
English-looking faces. One was a handsome young fellow with a somewhat
worn and dissipated look on his bronzed face; he was leaning against the
counter, cigar in mouth, looking slightly tipsy, I thought, and wore a
large revolver slung ostentatiously at his waist. His companion was a big,
heavy man, with immense whiskers sprinkled with grey, who was evidently
very drunk, for he was lying full-length on a bench, his face purple and
swollen, snoring loudly. I asked for bread, sardines, and wine, and,
careful to observe the custom of the country I was in, duly invited the
tipsy young man to join in the repast. An omission of this courtesy might,
amongst proud and sensitive Orientals, involve one in a sanguinary
quarrel, and of quarrelling I had just then had enough.</p>
<p>He declined with thanks, and entered into conversation with me; then the
discovery, quickly made, that we were compatriots gave us both great
pleasure. He at once offered to take me to his house with him, and gave a
glowing account of the free, jovial life he led in company with several
other Englishmen—sons of gentlemen, every one of them, he assured me—who
had bought a piece of land and settled down to sheep-farming in this
lonely district. I gladly accepted the invitation, and when we had
finished our glasses he proceeded to wake the sleeper.</p>
<p>“Hullo, I say, Cap, wake up, old boy,” shouted my new friend. “Quite time
to go home, don't you know. That's right—up you come. Now let me
introduce you to Mr. Lamb. I'm sure he's an acquisition. What, off again!
Damn it, old Cloud, that's unreasonable, to say the least of it.”</p>
<p>At length, after a great deal of shouting and shaking, he succeeded in
rousing his drunken companion, who staggered up and stared at me in an
imbecile manner.</p>
<p>“Now let me introduce you,” said the other. “Mr. Lamb. My friend, Captain
Cloudesley Wriothesley. Bravo! Steady, old cock—now shake hands.”</p>
<p>The Captain said nothing, but took my hand, swaying forwards as if about
to embrace me. We then with considerable difficulty got him on to his
saddle and rode off together, keeping him between us to prevent him from
falling off. Half an hour's ride brought us to my host Mr. Vincent
Winchcombe's house. I had pictured to myself a charming little homestead,
buried in cool greenery and flowers, and filled with pleasant memories of
dear old England; I was, therefore, grievously disappointed to find that
his “home” was only a mean-looking <i>rancho,</i> with a ditch round it,
protecting some ploughed or dug-up ground, on which not one green thing
appeared. Mr. Winchcombe explained, however, that he had not yet had time
to cultivate much. “Only vegetables and such things, don't you know,” he
said.</p>
<p>“I don't see them,” I returned.</p>
<p>“Well, no; we had a lot of caterpillars and blister beetles and things,
and they ate everything up, don't you know,” said he.</p>
<p>The room into which he conducted me contained no furniture except a large
deal table and some chairs; also a cupboard, a long mantelpiece, and some
shelves against the walls. On every available place were pipes, pouches,
revolvers, cartridge-boxes, and empty bottles. On the table were tumblers,
cups, a sugar-basin, a monstrous tin teapot, and a demijohn, which I soon
ascertained was half-full of Brazilian rum, or caña. Round the table five
men were seated smoking, drinking tea and rum, and talking excitedly, all
of them more or less intoxicated. They gave me a hearty welcome, making me
join them at the table, pouring out tea and rum for me, and generously
pushing pipes and pouches towards me.</p>
<p>“You see,” said Mr. Winchcombe, in explanation of this convivial scene,
“there are, altogether, ten of us settlers here going in for sheep-farming
and that sort of thing. Four of us have already built houses and bought
sheep and horses. The other six fellows live with us from house to house,
don't you know. Well, we've made a jolly arrangement—old Cloud—Captain
Cloud, don't you know, first suggested it—and it is that every day
one of the four—the Glorious Four we are called—keeps open
house; and it's considered the right thing for the other nine fellows to
drop in on him some time during the day, just to cheer him up a bit. Well,
we soon made the discovery—old Cloud, I fancy, made it—that
tea and rum were about the best things to have on these occasions. To-day
it was my day, and to-morrow it will be some other fellow's, don't you
know. And, by Jove, how lucky I was to meet you at the <i>pulperia!</i> It
will be ever so much jollier now.”</p>
<p>I had certainly not stumbled upon a charming little English paradise in
this Oriental wilderness, and as it always makes me uncomfortable to see
young men drifting into intemperate habits and making asses of themselves
generally, I was not rapturously delighted with “old Cloud's” system.
Still, I was glad to find myself with Englishmen in this distant country,
and in the end I succeeded in making myself tolerably happy. The discovery
that I had a voice pleased them greatly, and when, somewhat excited from
the effects of strong cavendish, rum, and black tea, I roared out:</p>
<p>And may his soul in heaven dwell<br/>
Who first found out the leather botél,<br/></p>
<p>they all got up and drank my health in big tumblers, and declared they
would never let me leave the colony.</p>
<p>Before evening the guests departed, all except the Captain. He had sat
with us at the table, but was too far gone in his cups to take part in the
boisterous fun and conversation. Once in about every five minutes he had
implored someone in a husky voice to give him a light for his pipe, then,
after two or three ineffectual puffs, he would let it go out again. He had
also attempted two or three times to join in the chorus of a song, but
soon relapsed again into his imbecile condition.</p>
<p>Next day, however, when he sat down refreshed by a night's sleep to
breakfast, I found him a very agreeable fellow. He had no house of his own
yet, not having received his money from home, he confidentially informed
me, but lived about, breakfasting in one house, dining in a second, and
sleeping in a third. “Never mind,” he would say, “by and by it will be my
turn; then I will receive you all every day for six weeks to make it all
square.”</p>
<p>None of the colonists did any work, but all spent their time lounging
about and visiting each other, trying to make their dull existence
endurable by perpetual smoking and tea and rum drinking. They had tried,
they told me, ostrich-hunting, visiting their native neighbours,
partridge-shooting, horse-racing, etc.; but the partridges were too tame
for them, they could never catch the ostriches, the natives didn't
understand them, and they had finally given up all these so-called
amusements. In each house a peon was kept to take care of the flock and to
cook, and as the sheep appeared to take care of themselves, and the
cooking merely meant roasting a piece of meat on a spit, there was very
little for the hired men to do.</p>
<p>“Why don't you do these things for yourselves?” I innocently asked.</p>
<p>“I fancy it wouldn't quite be the right thing, don't you know,” said Mr.
Winchcombe.</p>
<p>“No,” said the Captain gravely, “we haven't quite come down to that yet.”</p>
<p>I was greatly surprised to hear them. I had seen Englishmen sensibly
roughing it in other places, but the lofty pride of these ten rum-drinking
gentlemen was quite a new experience to me.</p>
<p>Having spent a somewhat listless morning, I was invited to accompany them
to the house of Mr. Bingley, one of the Glorious Four. Mr. Bingley was
really a very nice young fellow, living in a house far more worthy of the
name than the slovenly <i>rancho</i> tenanted by his neighbour Winchcombe.
He was the favourite of the colonists, having more money than the others,
and keeping two servants. Always on his reception-day he provided his
guests with hot bread and fresh butter, as well as with the indispensable
rum-bottle and teapot. It therefore happened that, when his turn came
round to keep open house, not one of the other nine colonists was absent
from his table.</p>
<p>Soon after our arrival at Bingley's the others began to appear, each one
on entering taking a seat at the hospitable board, and adding another
cloud to the dense volume of tobacco smoke obscuring the room. There was a
great deal of hilarious conversation; songs were sung, and a vast amount
of tea, rum, bread and butter, and tobacco consumed; but it was a
wearisome entertainment, and by the time it was over I felt heartily sick
of this kind of life.</p>
<p>Before separating, after “John Peel” had been sung with great enthusiasm,
someone proposed that we should get up a fox-hunt in real English style.
Everyone agreed, glad of anything, I suppose, to break the monotony of
such an existence, and next day we rode out, followed by about twenty
dogs, of various breeds and sizes, brought together from all the houses.
After some searching about in the most likely places, we at length started
a fox from a bed of dark-leafed <i>mio-mio</i> bushes. He made straight
away for a range of hills about three miles distant, and over a
beautifully smooth plain, so that we had a very good prospect of running
him down. Two of the hunters had provided themselves with horns, which
they blew incessantly, while the others all shouted at the top of their
lungs, so that our chase was a very noisy one. The fox appeared to
understand his danger and to know that his only chance of escape lay in
keeping up his strength till the refuge of the hills was reached.
Suddenly, however, he changed his course, this giving us a great
advantage, for by making a short cut we were all soon close at his heels,
with only the wide level plain before us. But reynard had his reasons for
what he did; he had spied a herd of cattle, and in a very few moments had
overtaken and mixed with them. The herd, struck with terror at our shouts
and horn-blowing, instantly scattered and flew in all directions, so that
we were able still to keep our quarry in sight. Far in advance of us the
panic in the cattle ran on from herd to herd, swift as light, and we could
see them miles away fleeing from us, while their hoarse bellowings and
thundering tread came borne by the wind faintly to our ears. Our fat lazy
dogs ran no faster than our horses, but still they laboured on, cheered by
incessant shouts, and at last ran into the first fox ever properly hunted
in the Banda Orientál.</p>
<p>The chase, which had led us far from home, ended close to a large <i>estancia</i>
house, and while we stood watching the dogs worrying their victim to
death, the <i>capatas</i> of the establishment, accompanied by three men,
rode out to inquire who we were, and what we were doing. He was a small
dark native, wearing a very picturesque costume, and addressed us with
extreme politeness.</p>
<p>“Will you tell me, señores, what strange animal you have captured?” he
asked.</p>
<p>“A fox,” shouted Mr. Bingley, triumphantly waving the brush, which he had
just cut off, over his head. “In our country—in England—we
hunt the fox with dogs, and we have been hunting after the manner of our
country.”</p>
<p>The <i>capatas</i> smiled, and replied that, if we were disposed to join
him, it would afford him great pleasure to show us a hunt after the manner
of the Banda Orientál.</p>
<p>We consented gladly, and, mounting our horses, set off at a swinging
gallop after the <i>capatas</i> and his men. We soon came to a small herd
of cattle; the <i>capatas</i> dashed after them, and, unloosening the
coils of his lasso, flung the noose dexterously over the horns of a fat
heifer he had singled out, then started homewards at a tremendous pace.
The cow, urged forward by the men, who rode close behind, and pricked it
with their knives, rushed on, bellowing with rage and pain, trying to
overtake the <i>capatas</i>, who kept just out of reach of its horns; and
in this way we quickly reached the house. One of the men now flung his
lasso and caught the beast's hind leg; pulled in two opposite directions,
it quickly came to a standstill; the other men, now dismounting, first
ham-strung, then ran a long knife into its throat. Without removing the
hide, the carcass was immediately cut up, and the choice pieces flung on
to a great fire of wood, which one of the men had been making. In an
hour's time we all sat down to a feast of <i>carne con cuero</i>, or meat
roasted in the hide, juicy, tender, and exquisitely flavoured. I must tell
the English reader who is accustomed to eat meat and game which has been
kept till it is tender, that before the tender stage is reached it has
been permitted to get tough. Meat, game included, is never so tender or
deliciously flavoured as when cooked and eaten immediately after it is
killed. Compared with meat at any subsequent stage, it is like a new-laid
egg or a salmon with the cream on, compared with an egg or a salmon after
a week's keeping.</p>
<p>We enjoyed the repast immensely, though Captain Cloud bitterly lamented
that we had neither rum nor tea to wash it down. When we had thanked our
entertainer and were about to turn our horses' heads homewards, the polite
<i>capatas</i> once more stepped out and addressed us.</p>
<p>“Gentlemen,” he said, “whenever you feel disposed to hunt, come to me and
we will lasso and roast a heifer in the hide. It is the best dish the
republic has to offer the stranger, and it will give me great pleasure to
entertain you; but I beg you will hunt no more foxes over the ground
belonging to this <i>estancia,</i> for you have caused so great a
commotion amongst the cattle I am placed here in charge of, that it will
take my men two or three days to find them all and bring them back again.”</p>
<p>We gave the desired promise, plainly perceiving that fox-hunting in the
English fashion is not a sport adapted to the Oriental country. Then we
rode back, and spent the remaining hours at the house of Mr. Girling, of
the Glorious Four, drinking rum and tea, smoking unlimited pipes of
cavendish, and talking over our hunting experience.</p>
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