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<h2> MOBLED KING 1911. </h2>
<p>Just as a memorial, just to perpetuate in one’s mind the dead man in whose
image and honour it has been erected, this statue is better than any that
I have seen.... No, pedantic reader: I ought not to have said ‘than any
other that I have seen’ Except in shrouded and distorted outline, I have
not seen this statue.</p>
<p>Not as an image, then, can it be extolled by me. And I am bound to say
that even as an honour it seems to me more than dubious. Commissioned and
designed and chiselled and set up in all reverence, it yet serves very
well the purpose of a guy. This does not surprise you. You are familiar
with a host of statues that are open to precisely that objection.
Westminster Abbey abounds in them. They confront you throughout London and
the provinces. They stud the Continent. Rare indeed is the statue that can
please the well-wishers of the person portrayed. Nor in every case is the
sculptor to blame. There is in the art of sculpture itself a quality
intractable to the aims of personal portraiture. Sculpture, just as it
cannot fitly record the gesture of a moment, is discommoded by personal
idiosyncrasies. The details that go to compose this or that gentleman’s
appearance—such as the little wrinkles around his eyes, and the way
his hair grows, and the special convolutions of his ears—all these,
presentable on canvas, or evocable by words, are not right matter for the
chisel or for the mould and furnace. Translated into terms of bronze or
marble, howsoever cunningly, these slight and trivial things cease to be
trivial and slight. They assume a ludicrous importance. No man is worthy
to be reproduced as bust or statue. And if sculpture is too august to deal
with what a man has received from his Maker, how much less ought it to be
bothered about what he has received from his hosier and tailor!
Sculpture’s province is the soul. The most concrete, it is also the most
spiritual of the arts. The very heaviness and stubbornness of its
material, precluding it from happy dalliance with us fleeting individual
creatures, fit it to cope with that which in mankind is permanent and
universal. It can through the symbol give us incomparably the type. Wise
is that sculptor who, when portray an individual he must, treats
arbitrarily the mere actual husk, and strives but to show the soul. Of
course, he must first catch that soul. What M. Rodin knew about the
character and career of Mr. George Wyndham, or about the character and
career of Mr. Bernard Shaw, was not, I hazard, worth knowing; and Mr. Shaw
is handed down by him to posterity as a sort of bearded lady, and Mr.
Wyndham as a sort of beardless one. But about Honore’ de Balzac he knew
much. Balzac he understood. Balzac’s work, Balzac’s soul, in that great
rugged figure aspiring and indeflexible, he gave us with a finality that
could have been achieved through no other art than sculpture.</p>
<p>There is a close kinship between that statue of Balzac and this statue of
which I am to tell you. Both induce, above all, a profound sense of
unrest, of heroic will to overcome all obstacles. The will to compass
self-expression, the will to emerge from darkness to light, from
formlessness to form, from nothing to everything—this it is that I
find in either statue; and this it is in virtue of which the Balzac has
unbeknown a brother on the Italian seaboard.</p>
<p>Here stands—or rather struggles—on his pedestal this younger
brother, in strange contrast with the scenery about him. Mildly, behind
his back, the sea laps the shingle. Mildly, in front of him, on the other
side of the road, rise some of those mountains whereby the Earth, before
she settled down to cool, compassed—she, too—some sort of
self-expression. Mildly around his pedestal, among rusty anchors strewn
there on the grass between road and beach, sit the fishermen, mending
their nets or their sails, or whittling bits of wood. What will you say of
these fishermen when——but I outstrip my narrative.</p>
<p>I had no inkling of tragedy when first I came to the statue. I did not
even know it was a statue. I had made by night the short journey from
Genoa to this place beside the sea; and, driving along the coast-road to
the hotel that had been recommended, I passed what in the starlight looked
like nothing but an elderly woman mounted on a square pedestal and gazing
out seaward—a stout, elderly, lonely woman in a poke bonnet,
indescribable except by that old Victorian term ‘a party,’ and as unlike
Balzac’s younger brother as only Sarah Gamp’s elder sister could be. How,
I wondered in my hotel, came the elder sister of Sarah Gamp to be here in
Liguria and in the twentieth century? How clomb she, puffing and panting,
on to that pedestal? For what argosy of gin was she straining her old eyes
seaward? I knew there would be no sleep for me until I had solved these
problems; and I went forth afoot along the way I had come. The moon had
risen; and presently I saw in the starlight the ‘party’ who so intrigued
me. Eminent, amorphous, mysterious, there she stood, immobile, voluminous,
ghastly beneath the moon. By a slight shoreward lift of crinoline, as
against the seaward protrusion of poke bonnet, a grotesque balance was
given to the unshapely shape of her. For all her uncanniness, I thought I
had never seen any one, male or female, old or young, look so hopelessly
common. I felt that by daylight a noble vulgarity might be hers. In the
watches of the night she was hopelessly, she was transcendently common.</p>
<p>Little by little, as I came nearer, she ceased to illude me, and I began
to think of her as ‘it.’ What ‘it’ was, however, I knew not until I was at
quite close quarters to the pedestal it rose from. There, on the polished
granite, was carved this legend:</p>
<p>A UMBERTO IO</p>
<p>And instinctively, as my eye travelled up, my hand leapt to the salute;
for I stood before the veiled image of a dead king, and had been guilty of
a misconception that dishonoured him.</p>
<p>Standing respectfully at one angle and another, I was able to form, by the
outlines of the grey sheeting that enveloped him, some rough notion of his
posture and his costume. Round what was evidently his neck the sheeting
was constricted by ropes; and the height and girth of the bundle above—to
half-closed eyes, even now, an averted poke-bonnet—gave token of a
tall helmet with a luxuriant shock of plumes waving out behind.
Immediately beneath the ropes, the breadth and sharpness of the bundle
hinted at epaulettes. And the protrusion that had seemed to be that of a
wind-blown crinoline was caused, I thought, by the king having his left
hand thrust well out to grasp the hilt of his inclined sword. Altogether,
I had soon builded a clear enough idea of his aspect; and I promised
myself a curious gratification in comparing anon this idea with his aspect
as it really was.</p>
<p>Yes, I took it for granted that the expectant statue was to be unveiled
within the next few days. I was glad to be in time—not knowing in
how terribly good time I was—for the ceremony. Not since my early
childhood had I seen the unveiling of a statue; and on that occasion I had
struck a discordant note by weeping bitterly. I dare say you know that
statue of William Harvey which stands on the Leas at Folkestone. You say
you were present at the unveiling? Well, I was the child who cried. I had
been told that William Harvey was a great and good man who discovered the
circulation of the blood; and my mind had leapt, in all the swiftness of
its immaturity, to the conclusion that his statue would be a bright
blood-red. Cruel was the thrill of dismay I had when at length the cord
was pulled and the sheeting slid down, revealing so dull a sight...</p>
<p>Contemplating the veiled Umberto, I remembered that sight, remembered
those tears unworthy (as my nurse told me) of a little gentleman. Years
had passed. I was grown older and wiser. I had learnt to expect less of
life. There was no fear that I should disgrace myself in the matter of
Umberto.</p>
<p>I was not so old, though, nor so wise, as I am now. I expected more than
there is of Italian speed, and less than there is of Italian subtlety. A
whole year has passed since first I set eyes on veiled Umberto. And
Umberto is still veiled.</p>
<p>And veiled for more than a whole year, as I now know, had Umberto been
before my coming. Four years before that, the municipal council, it seems,
had voted the money for him. His father, of sensational memory, was here
already, in the middle of the main piazza, of course. And Garibaldi was
hard by; so was Mazzini; so was Cavour. Umberto was still implicit in a
block of marble, high upon one of the mountains of Carrara. The task of
educing him was given to a promising young sculptor who lived here. Down
came the block of marble, and was transported to the studio of the
promising young sculptor; and out, briskly enough, mustachios and all,
came Umberto. He looked very regal, I am sure, as he stood glaring around
with his prominent marble eyeballs, and snuffing the good fresh air of the
world as far as might be into shallow marble nostrils. He looked very
authoritative and fierce and solemn, I am sure. He made, anyhow, a deep
impression on the mayor and councillors, and the only question was as to
just where he should be erected. The granite pedestal had already been
hewn and graven; but a worthy site was to seek. Outside the railway
station? He would obstruct the cabs. In the Giardino Pubblico? He would
clash with Garibaldi. Every councillor had a pet site, and every other one
a pet objection to it. That strip of waste ground where the fishermen sat
pottering? It was too humble, too far from the centre of things.
Meanwhile, Umberto stayed in the studio. Dust settled on his epaulettes. A
year went by. Spiders ventured to spin their webs from his plumes to his
mustachios. Another year went by. Whenever the councillors had nothing
else to talk about they talked about the site for Umberto.</p>
<p>Presently they became aware that among the poorer classes of the town had
arisen a certain hostility to the statue. The councillors suspected that
the priesthood had been at work. The forces of reaction against the forces
of progress! Very well! The councillors hurriedly decided that the best
available site, on the whole, was that strip of waste ground where the
fishermen sat pottering. The pedestal was promptly planted. Umberto was
promptly wrapped up, put on a lorry, wheeled to the place, and hoisted
into position. The date of the unveiling was fixed. The mayor I am told,
had already composed his speech, and was getting it by heart. Around the
pedestal the fishermen sat pottering. It was not observed that they
received any visits from the priests.</p>
<p>But priests are subtle; and it is a fact that three days before the date
of the unveiling the fishermen went, all in their black Sunday clothes,
and claimed audience of the mayor. He laid aside the MS. of his speech,
and received them affably. Old Agostino, their spokesman, he whose face is
so marvellously wrinkled, lifted his quavering voice. He told the mayor,
with great respect, that the rights of the fishermen had been violated.
That piece of ground had for hundreds of years belonged to them. They had
not been consulted about that statue. They did not want it there. It was
in the way, and must (said Agostino) be removed. At first the mayor was
inclined to treat the deputation with a light good humour, and to resume
the study of his MS. But Agostino had a MS. of his own. This was a copy of
a charter whereby, before mayors and councillors were, the right to that
piece of land had been granted in perpetuity to the fisherfolk of the
district. The mayor, not committing himself to any opinion of the validity
of the document, said that he—but there, it is tedious to report the
speeches of mayors. Agostino told his mayor that a certain great lawyer
would be arriving from Genoa to-morrow. It were tedious to report what
passed between that great lawyer and the mayor and councillors assembled.
Suffice it that the councillors were frightened, the date of the unveiling
was postponed, and the whole matter, referred to high authorities in Rome,
went darkly drifting into some form of litigation, and there abides.</p>
<p>Technically, then, neither side may claim that it has won. The statue has
not been unveiled. But the statue has not been displaced. Practically,
though, and morally, the palm is, so far, to the fishermen. The pedestal
does not really irk them at all. On the contrary, it and the sheeting do
cast for them in the heat a pleasant shadow, of which (the influence of
Fleet Street, once felt, never shaken off, forces me to say) they are not
slow to avail themselves. And the cost of the litigation comes not, you
may be sure, out of their light old pockets, but out of the coffers of
some pious rich folk hereabouts. The Pope remains a prisoner in the
Vatican? Well, here is Umberto, a kind of hostage. Yet with what a
difference! Here is no spiritual king stripped of earthly kingship. Here
is an earthly king kept swaddled up day after day, to be publicly
ridiculous. The fishermen, as I have said, pay him no heed. The mayor,
passing along the road, looks straight in front of him, with an elaborate
assumption of unconcern. So do the councillors. But there are others who
look maliciously up at the hapless figure. Now and again there comes a
monk from the monastery on that hill yonder. He laughs into his beard as
he goes by. Two by two, in their grey cloaks and their blue mantillas, the
little orphan girls are sometimes marched past. There they go, as I write.
Not malice, but a vague horror, is in the eyes they turn. Umberto, belike,
is used as a means to frighten them when, or lest, they offend. The nun in
whose charge they arc crosses herself.</p>
<p>Yet it is recorded of Umberto that he was kind to little children. This,
indeed, is one of the few things recorded of him. Fierce though he looked,
he was, for the most part, it must be confessed, null. He seldom asserted
himself. There was so little of that for him to assert. He had, therefore,
no personal enemies. In a negative way, he was popular, and was positively
popular, for a while, after his assassination. And this it is that makes
him now the less able, poor fellow, to understand and endure the shame he
is put to. ‘Stat rex indignatus.’ He does try to assert himself now—does
strive, by day and by night, poor petrefact, to rip off these fell and
clownish integuments. Of his elder brother in Paris he has never heard;
but he knows that Lazarus arisen from the tomb did not live in
grave-clothes. He forgets that after all he is only a statue. To himself
he is still a king—or at least a man who was once a king and, having
done no wrong, ought not now to be insulted. If he had in his composition
one marble grain of humour, he might... but no, a joke against oneself is
always cryptic. Fat men are not always the best drivers of fat oxen; and
cryptic statues cannot be depended on to see cryptic jokes.</p>
<p>If Umberto could grasp the truth that no man is worthy to be reproduced as
a statue; if he could understand, once and for all, that the unveiling of
him were itself a notable disservice to him, then might his wrath be
turned to acquiescence, and his acquiescence to gratitude, and he be quite
happy hid. Is he, really, more ridiculous now than he always was? If you
be an extraordinary man, as was his father, win a throne by all means: you
will fill it. If your son be another extraordinary man, he will fill it
when his turn comes. But if that son be, as, alas, he most probably will
be, like Umberto, quite ordinary, then let parental love triumph over
pride of dynasty: advise your boy to abdicate at the earliest possible
moment. A great king—what better? But it is ill that a throne be sat
on by one whose legs dangle uncertainly towards the dais, and ill that a
crown settle down over the tip of the nose. And the very fact that for
quite inadequate kings men’s hands do leap to the salute, instinctively,
does but make us, on reflection, the more conscious of the whole
absurdity. Even than a great man on a throne we can, when we reflect,
imagine something—ah, not something better perhaps, but something
more remote from absurdity. Let us say that Umberto’s father was great, as
well as extraordinary. He was accounted great enough to be the incarnation
of a great idea. ‘United Italy’—oh yes, a great idea, a charming
idea: in the ‘sixties I should have been all for it. But how shall I or
any other impartial person write odes to the reality? What people in all
this exquisite peninsula are to-day the happier for the things done by and
through Vittorio Emmanuele Liberator?</p>
<p>The question is not merely rhetorical. There is the large class of
politicians, who would have had no scope in the old days. And there are
the many men who in other days would have been fishing or ploughing, but
now strut in this and that official uniform. There passes between me and
the sea, as I write—how opportunely people do pass here!—a
little man with a peaked cap and light blue breeches and a sword. His
prime duty is to see that none of his fellow peasants shall carry home a
bucket of sea-water. For there is salt in sea-water; and heavily, because
they must have it or sicken, salt is taxed; and this passing sentinel is
to prevent them from cheating the Revenue by recourse to the sea which,
though here it is, they must not regard as theirs. What becomes of the
tax-money? It goes towards the building of battleships, cruisers, gunboats
and so forth. What are these for? Why, for Italy to be a Great European
Power with, of course. In the little blue bay behind Umberto, while I
write, there lies at anchor an Italian gunboat. Opportunely again? I can
but assure you that it really and truly is there. It has been there for
two days. It delights the fishermen. They say it is ‘bella e pulita com’
un fiore.’ They stand shading their eyes towards it, smiling and proud,
heirs of all the ages, neglecting their sails and nets and spars of wood.
They can imagine nothing better than it. They see nothing at all sinister
or absurd about it, these simple fellows. And simple Umberto, their
captive, strives to wheel round on his pedestal and to tear but a
peep-hole in his sheeting. He would be glad could he feast but one eye on
this bit of national glory. But he remains helpless—helpless as a
Sultana made ready for the Bosphorus, helpless as a pig is in a poke. It
enrages him that he who was so eminently respectable in life should be
made so ludicrous on his eminence after death. He is bitter at the inertia
of the men who set him up. Were he an ornament of the Church, not of the
State that he served so conscientiously, how very different would be the
treatment of his plight! If he were a Saint, occluded thus by the
municipality, how many the prayers that would be muttered, the candles
promised, for his release! There would be processions, too; and who knows
but that there might even be a miracle vouchsafed, a rending of the veil?
The only procession that passes him is that of the intimidated orphans. No
heavenly power intervenes for him—perhaps (he bitterly conjectures)
for fear of offending the Vatican. Sirocco, now and again, blows furiously
at his back, but never splits the sheeting. Rain often soaks it, never
rots it. There is no help for him. He stands a mock to the pious, a shame
and incubus to the emancipated; received, yet hushed up; exalted, yet made
a fool of; taken and left; a monument to Fate’s malice.</p>
<p>From under the hem of his weather-beaten domino, always, he just displays,
with a sort of tragic coquetry, the toe of a stout and serviceable marble
boot. And this, I have begun to believe, is all that I shall ever see of
him. Else might I not be writing about him; for else had he not so haunted
me. If I knew myself destined to see him—to see him steadily and see
him whole—no matter how many years hence, I could forthwith think
about other things. I had hoped that by this essay I might rid my mind of
him. He is inexcutible, confound him! His pedestal draws me to itself with
some such fascination as had the altar of the unknown god for the
wondering Greek. I try to distract myself by thinking of other images—images
that I have seen. I think of Bartolommeo Colleoni riding greatly forth
under the shadow of the church of Saint John and Saint Paul. Of Mr.
Peabody I think, cosy in his armchair behind the Royal Exchange; of Nelson
above the sparrows, and of Perseus among the pigeons; of golden Albert,
and of Harvey the not red. Up looms Umberto, uncouthly casting them one
and all into the shade. I think of other statues that I have not seen—statues
suspected of holding something back from even the clearest-eyed men who
have stood beholding and soliciting them. But how obvious, beside Umberto,
the Sphinx would be! And Memnon, how tamely he sits waiting for the dawn!</p>
<p>Matchless as a memorial, then, I say again, this statue is. And as a work
of art it has at least the advantage of being beyond criticism. In my
young days, I wrote a plea that all the statues in the streets and squares
of London should be extirpated and, according to their materials, smashed
or melted. From an aesthetic standpoint, I went a trifle too far: London
has a few good statues. From an humane standpoint, my plea was all wrong.
Let no violence be done to the effigies of the dead. There is disrespect
in setting up a dead man’s effigy and then not unveiling it. But there
would be no disrespect, and there would be no violence, if the bad statues
familiar to London were ceremoniously veiled, and their inscribed
pedestals left just as they are. That is a scheme which occurred to me
soon after I saw the veiled Umberto. Mr. Birrell has now stepped in and
forestalled my advocacy. Pereant qui—but no, who could wish that
charming man to perish? The realisation of that scheme is what matters.</p>
<p>Let an inventory be taken of those statues. Let it be submitted to Lord
Rosebery, and he be asked to tick off all those statesmen, poets,
philosophers and other personages about whom he would wish to orate. Then
let the list be passed on to other orators, until every statue on it shall
have its particular spokesman. Then let the dates for the various veilings
be appointed. If there be four or five veilings every week, I conceive
that the whole list will be exhausted in two years or so. And my enjoyment
of the reported speeches will not be the less keen because I can so well
imagine them.... In conclusion, Lord Rosebery said that the keynote to the
character of the man in whose honour they were gathered together to-day
was, first and last, integrity. (Applause.) He did not say of him that he
had been infallible. Which of us was infallible? (Laughter.) But this he
would say, that the great man whose statue they were looking on for the
last time had been actuated throughout his career by no motive but the
desire to do that, and that only, which would conduce to the honour and to
the stability of the country that gave him birth. Of him it might truly be
said, as had been said of another, ‘That which he had to give, he gave.’
(Loud and prolonged applause.) His Lordship then pulled the cord, and the
sheeting rolled up into position...</p>
<p>Not, however, because those speeches will so edify and soothe me, nor
merely because those veiled statues will make less uncouth the city I was
born in, do I feverishly thrust on you my proposition. The wish in me is
that posterity shall be haunted by our dead heroes even as I am by
Umberto. Rather hard on posterity? Well, the prevision of its plight would
cheer me in mine immensely.</p>
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