<h2><SPAN name="chap18"></SPAN>CHAPTER XVIII.<br/> Alma Mater</h2>
<p>Every man, however brief or inglorious may have been his academical career,
must remember with kindness and tenderness the old university comrades and
days. The young man’s life is just beginning: the boy’s
leading-strings are cut, and he has all the novel delights and dignities of
freedom. He has no idea of cares yet, or of bad health, or of roguery, or
poverty, or to-morrow’s disappointment. The play has not been acted so
often as to make him tired. Though the after drink, as we mechanically go on
repeating it, is stale and bitter, how pure and brilliant was that first
sparkling draught of pleasure!—How the boy rushes at the cup, and with
what a wild eagerness he drains it! But old epicures who are cut off from the
delights of the table, and are restricted to a poached egg and a glass of
water, like to see people with good appetites; and, as the next best thing to
being amused at a pantomime one’s-self is to see one’s children
enjoy it, I hope there may be no degree of age or experience to which mortal
may attain, when he shall become such a glum philosopher as not to be pleased
by the sight of happy youth. Coming back a few weeks since from a brief visit
to the old University of Oxbridge, where my friend Mr. Arthur Pendennis passed
some period of his life, I made the journey in the railroad by the side of a
young fellow at present a student of Saint Boniface. He had got an exeat
somehow, and was bent on a day’s lark in London: he never stopped
rattling and talking from the commencement of the journey until its close
(which was a great deal too soon for me, for I never was tired of listening to
the honest young fellow’s jokes and cheery laughter); and when we arrived
at the terminus nothing would satisfy him but a hansom cab, so that he might
get into town the quicker, and plunge into the pleasures awaiting him there.
Away the young lad went whirling, with joy lighting up his honest face; and as
for the reader’s humble servant, having but a small carpet-bag, I got up
on the outside of the omnibus, and sate there very contentedly between a
Jew-pedlar smoking bad cigars, and a gentleman’s servant taking care of a
poodle-dog, until we got our fated complement of passengers and boxes, when the
coachman drove leisurely away. We weren’t in a hurry to get to town.
Neither one of us was particularly eager about rushing into that near smoking
Babylon, or thought of dining at the Club that night, or dancing at the Casino.
Yet a few years more, and my young friend of the railroad will be not a whit
more eager.</p>
<p>There were no railroads made when Arthur Pendennis went to the famous
University of Oxbridge; but he drove thither in a well-appointed coach, filled
inside and out with dons, gownsmen, young freshmen about to enter, and their
guardians, who were conducting them to the university. A fat old gentleman, in
grey stockings, from the City, who sate by Major Pendennis inside the coach,
having his pale-faced son opposite, was frightened beyond measure when he heard
that the coach had been driven for a couple of stages by young Mr. Foker, of
Saint Boniface College, who was the friend of all men, including coachmen, and
could drive as well as Tom Hicks himself. Pen sate on the roof, examining
coach, passengers, and country with great delight and curiosity. His heart
jumped with pleasure as the famous university came in view, and the magnificent
prospect of venerable towers and pinnacles, tall elms and shining river, spread
before him.</p>
<p>Pen had passed a few days with his uncle at the Major’s lodgings, in Bury
Street, before they set out for Oxbridge. Major Pendennis thought that the
lad’s wardrobe wanted renewal; and Arthur was by no means averse to any
plan which was to bring him new coats and waistcoats. There was no end to the
sacrifices which the self-denying uncle made in the youth’s behalf.
London was awfully lonely. The Pall Mall pavement was deserted; the very red
jackets had gone out of town. There was scarce a face to be seen in the
bow-windows of the clubs. The Major conducted his nephew into one or two of
those desert mansions, and wrote down the lad’s name on the
candidate-list of one of them; and Arthur’s pleasure at this compliment
on his guardian’s part was excessive. He read in the parchment volume his
name and titles, as ‘Arthur Pendennis, Esquire, of Fairoaks Lodge,
——shire and Saint Boniface College, Oxbridge; proposed by Major
Pendennis, and seconded by Viscount Colchicum,’ with a thrill of intense
gratification. “You will come in for ballot in about three years, by
which time you will have taken your degree,” the guardian said. Pen
longed for the three years to be over, and surveyed the stucco-halls, and vast
libraries, and drawing-rooms as already his own property. The Major laughed
slyly to see the pompous airs of the simple young fellow as he strutted out of
the building. He and Foker drove down in the latter’s cab one day to the
Grey Friars, and renewed acquaintance with some of their old comrades there.
The boys came crowding up to the cab as it stood by the Grey Friars gates,
where they were entering, and admired the chestnut horse, and the tights and
livery and gravity of Stoopid, the tiger. The bell for afternoon-school rang as
they were swaggering about the play-ground talking to their old cronies. The
awful Doctor passed into school with his grammar in his hand. Foker slunk away
uneasily at his presence, but Pen went up blushing, and shook the dignitary by
the hand. He laughed as he thought that well-remembered Latin Grammar had boxed
his ears many a time. He was generous, good-natured, and, in a word, perfectly
conceited and satisfied with himself.</p>
<p>Then they drove to the parental brew-house. Foker’s Entire is composed in
an enormous pile of buildings, not far from the Grey Friars, and the name of
that well-known firm is gilded upon innumerable public-house signs, tenanted by
its vassals in the neighbourhood; and the venerable junior partner and manager
did honour to the young lord of the vats and his friend, and served them with
silver flagons of brown-stout, so strong, that you would have thought, not only
the young men, but the very horse Mr. Harry Foker drove, was affected by the
potency of the drink, for he rushed home to the west-end of the town at a rapid
pace, which endangered the pie-stalls and the women on the crossings, and
brought the cab-steps into collision with the posts at the street corners, and
caused Stoopid to swing fearfully on his board behind.</p>
<p>The Major was quite pleased when Pen was with his young acquaintance; listened
to Mr. Foker’s artless stories with the greatest interest; gave the two
boys a fine dinner at a Covent Garden Coffee-house, whence they proceeded to
the play; but was above all happy when Mr. and Lady Agnes Foker, who happened
to be in London, requested the pleasure of Major Pendennis and Mr. Arthur
Pendennis’s company at dinner in Grosvenor Street. “Having obtained
the entree into Lady Agnes Foker’s house,” he said to Pen with an
affectionate solemnity which befitted the importance of the occasion, “it
behoves you, my dear boy, to keep it. You must mind and never neglect to call
in Grosvenor Street when you come to London. I recommend you to read up
carefully, in Debrett, the alliances and genealogy of the Earls of Rosherville,
and if you can, to make some trifling allusions to the family, something
historical, neat, and complimentary, and that sort of thing, which you, who
have a poetic fancy, can do pretty well. Mr. Foker himself is a worthy man,
though not of high extraction or indeed much education. He always makes a point
of having some of the family porter served round after dinner, which you will
on no account refuse, and which I shall drink myself, though all beer disagrees
with me confoundedly.” And the heroic martyr did actually sacrifice
himself, as he said he would, on the day when the dinner took place, and old
Mr. Foker, at the head of his table, made his usual joke about Foker’s
Entire. We should all of us, I am sure, have liked to see the Major’s
grin, when the worthy old gentleman made his time-honoured joke.</p>
<p>Lady Agnes, who, wrapped up in Harry, was the fondest of mothers, and one of
the most good-natured though not the wisest of women, received her son’s
friend with great cordiality: and astonished Pen by accounts of the severe
course of studies which her darling boy was pursuing, and which she feared
might injure his dear health. Foker the elder burst into a horse-laugh at some
of these speeches, and the heir of the house winked his eye very knowingly at
his friend. And Lady Agnes then going through her son’s history from the
earliest time, and recounting his miraculous sufferings in the measles and
hooping-cough, his escape from drowning, the shocking tyrannies practised upon
him at that horrid school, whither Mr. Foker would send him because he had been
brought up there himself, and she never would forgive that disagreeable Doctor,
no never—Lady Agnes, we say, having prattled away for an hour incessantly
about her son, voted the two Messieurs Pendennis most agreeable men; and when
pheasants came with the second course, which the Major praised as the very
finest birds he ever saw, her ladyship said they came from Logwood (as the
Major knew perfectly well), and hoped that they would both pay her a visit
there—at Christmas, or when dear Harry was at home for the vacations.</p>
<p>“God bless you, my dear boy,” Pendennis said to Arthur, as they
were lighting their candles in Bury Street afterwards to go to bed. “You
made that little allusion to Agincourt, where one of the Roshervilles
distinguished himself, very neatly and well, although Lady Agnes did not quite
understand it: but it was exceedingly well for a beginner—though you
oughtn’t to blush so, by the way—and I beseech you, my dear Arthur,
to remember through life, that with an entree—with a good entree,
mind—it is just as easy for you to have good society as bad, and that it
costs a man, when properly introduced, no more trouble or soins to keep a good
footing in the best houses in London than to dine with a lawyer in Bedford
Square. Mind this when you are at Oxbridge pursuing your studies, and for
Heaven’s sake be very particular in the acquaintances which you make. The
premier pas in life is the most important of all—did you write to your
mother to-day?—No?—well, do, before you go, and call and ask Mr.
Foker for a frank—They like it—Good night. God bless you.”</p>
<p>Pen wrote a droll account of his doings in London, and the play, and the visit
to the old Friars, and the brewery, and the party at Mr. Foker’s, to his
dearest mother, who was saying her prayers at home in the lonely house at
Fairoaks, her heart full of love and tenderness unutterable for the boy: and
she and Laura read that letter and those which followed, many, many times, and
brooded over them as women do. It was the first step in life that Pen was
making—Ah! what a dangerous journey it is, and how the bravest may
stumble and the strongest fail. Brother wayfarer! may you have a kind arm to
support yours on the path, and a friendly hand to succour those who fall beside
you. May truth guide, mercy forgive at the end, and love accompany always.
Without that lamp how blind the traveller would be, and how black and cheerless
the journey!</p>
<p>So the coach drove up to that ancient and comfortable inn the Trencher, which
stands in Main Street, Oxbridge, and Pen with delight and eagerness remarked,
for the first time, gownsmen going about, chapel bells clinking (bells in
Oxbridge are ringing from morning-tide till even-song)—towers and
pinnacles rising calm and stately over the gables and antique house-roofs of
the homely busy city. Previous communications had taken place between Dr.
Portman on Pen’s part, and Mr. Buck, Tutor of Boniface, on whose side Pen
was entered; and as soon as Major Pendennis had arranged his personal
appearance, so that it should make a satisfactory impression upon Pen’s
tutor, the pair walked down Main Street, and passed the great gate and
belfry-tower of Saint George’s College, and so came, as they were
directed, to Saint Boniface: where again Pen’s heart began to beat as
they entered at the wicket of the venerable ivy-mantled gate of the College. It
is surmounted with an ancient dome almost covered with creepers, and adorned
with the effigy of the Saint from whom the House takes its name, and many
coats-of-arms of its royal and noble benefactors.</p>
<p>The porter pointed out a queer old tower at the corner of the quadrangle, by
which Mr. Buck’s rooms were approached, and the two gentlemen walked
across the square, the main features of which were at once and for ever stamped
in Pen’s mind—the pretty fountain playing in the centre of the fair
grass plats; the tall chapel windows and buttresses rising to the right; the
hall with its tapering lantern and oriel window; the lodge, from the doors of
which the Master issued with rustling silks; the lines of the surrounding rooms
pleasantly broken by carved chimneys, grey turrets, and quaint gables—all
these Mr. Pen’s eyes drank in with an eagerness which belongs to first
impressions; and Major Pendennis surveyed with that calmness which belongs to a
gentleman who does not care for the picturesque, and whose eyes have been
somewhat dimmed by the constant glare of the pavement of Pall Mall.</p>
<p>Saint George’s is the great College of the University of Oxbridge, with
its four vast quadrangles, and its beautiful hall and gardens, and the
Georgians, as the men are called wear gowns of a peculiar cut, and give
themselves no small airs of superiority over all other young men. Little Saint
Boniface is but a petty hermitage in comparison of the huge consecrated pile
alongside of which it lies. But considering its size it has always kept an
excellent name in the university. Its ton is very good: the best families of
certain counties have time out of mind sent up their young men to Saint
Boniface: the college livings are remarkably good: the fellowships easy; the
Boniface men had had more than their fair share of university honours; their
boat was third upon the river; their chapel-choir is not inferior to Saint
George’s itself; and the Boniface ale the best in Oxbridge. In the
comfortable old wainscoted College-Hall, and round about Roubilliac’s
statue of Saint Boniface (who stands in an attitude of seraphic benediction
over the uncommonly good cheer of the fellows’ table) there are portraits
of many most eminent Bonifacians. There is the learned Doctor Griddle, who
suffered in Henry VIII.’s time, and Archbishop Bush who roasted
him—there is Lord Chief Justice Hicks—the Duke of St.
David’s, K.G., Chancellor of the University and Member of this
College—Sprott the Poet, of whose fame the college is justly
proud—Doctor Blogg, the late master, and friend of Doctor Johnson, who
visited him at Saint Boniface—and other lawyers, scholars, and divines,
whose portraitures look from the walls, or whose coats-of-arms shine in emerald
and ruby, gold and azure, in the tall windows of the refectory. The venerable
cook of the college is one of the best artists in Oxbridge (his son took the
highest honours in the other University of Camford), and the wine in the
fellows’ room has long been famed for its excellence and abundance.</p>
<p>Into this certainly not the least snugly sheltered arbour amongst the groves of
Academe, Pen now found his way, leaning on his uncle’s arm, and they
speedily reached Mr. Buck’s rooms, and were conducted into the apartment
of that courteous gentleman.</p>
<p>He had received previous information from Dr. Portman regarding Pen, with
respect to whose family, fortune, and personal merits the honest Doctor had
spoken with no small enthusiasm. Indeed Portman had described Arthur to the
tutor as “a young gentleman of some fortune and landed estate, of one of
the most ancient families in the kingdom, and possessing such a character and
genius as were sure, under the proper guidance, to make him a credit to the
college and the university.” Under such recommendations the tutor was, of
course, most cordial to the young freshman and his guardian, invited the latter
to dine in hall, where he would have the satisfaction of seeing his nephew wear
his gown and eat his dinner for the first time, and requested the pair to take
wine at his rooms after hall, and in consequence of the highly favourable
report he had received of Mr. Arthur Pendennis, said, he should be happy to
give him the best set of rooms to be had in college—a
gentleman-pensioner’s set, indeed, which were just luckily vacant. So
they parted until dinner-time, which was very near at hand, and Major Pendennis
pronounced Mr. Buck to be uncommonly civil indeed. Indeed when a College
Magnate takes the trouble to be polite, there is no man more splendidly
courteous. Immersed in their books and excluded from the world by the gravity
of their occupations, these reverend men assume a solemn magnificence of
compliment in which they rustle and swell as in their grand robes of state.
Those silks and brocades are not put on for all comers or every day.</p>
<p>When the two gentlemen had taken leave of the tutor in his study, and had
returned to Mr. Buck’s ante-room, or lecture-room, a very handsome
apartment, turkey-carpeted, and hung with excellent prints and richly framed
pictures, they found the tutor’s servant already in waiting there,
accompanied by a man with a bag full of caps and a number of gowns, from which
Pen might select a cap and gown for himself, and the servant, no doubt, would
get a commission proportionable to the service done by him. Mr. Pen was all in
a tremor of pleasure as the bustling tailor tried on a gown and pronounced that
it was an excellent fit; and then he put the pretty college cap on, in rather a
dandified manner and somewhat on one side, as he had seen Fiddicombe, the
youngest master at Grey Friars, wear it. And he inspected the entire costume
with a great deal of satisfaction in one of the great gilt mirrors which
ornamented Mr. Buck’s lecture-room: for some of these college divines are
no more above looking-glasses than a lady is, and look to the set of their
gowns and caps quite as anxiously as folks do of the lovelier sex. The Major
smiled as he saw the boy dandifying himself in the glass: the old gentleman was
not displeased with the appearance of the comely lad.</p>
<p>Then Davis, the skip or attendant, led the way, keys in hand, across the
quadrangle, the Major and Pen following him, the latter blushing, and pleased
with his new academical habiliments, across the quadrangle to the rooms which
were destined for the freshman; and which were vacated by the retreat of the
gentleman-pensioner, Mr. Spicer. The rooms were very comfortable, with large
cross beams, high wainscots, and small windows in deep embrasures. Mr.
Spicer’s furniture was there, and to be sold at a valuation, and Major
Pendennis agreed on his nephew’s behalf to take the available part of it,
laughingly however declining (as, indeed, Pen did for his own part) six
sporting prints, and four groups of opera-dancers with gauze draperies, which
formed the late occupant’s pictorial collection.</p>
<p>Then they went to hall, where Pen sate down and ate his commons with his
brother freshmen, and the Major took his place at the high-table along with the
college dignitaries and other fathers or guardians of youth, who had come up
with their sons to Oxbridge; and after hall they went to Mr. Buck’s to
take wine; and after wine to chapel, where the Major sate with great gravity in
the upper place, having a fine view of the Master in his carved throne or stall
under the organ-loft, where that gentleman, the learned Doctor Donne, sate
magnificent, with his great prayer-book before him, an image of statuesque
piety and rigid devotion. All the young freshmen behaved with gravity and
decorum, but Pen was shocked to see that atrocious little Foker, who came in
very late, and half a dozen of his comrades in the gentlemen-pensioners’
seats, giggling and talking as if they had been in so many stalls at the Opera.
But these circumstances, it must be remembered, took place some years back,
when William the Fourth was king. Young men are much better behaved now, and
besides, Saint Boniface was rather a fast college.</p>
<p>Pen could hardly sleep at night in his bedroom at the Trencher: so anxious was
he to begin his college life, and to get into his own apartments. What did he
think about, as he lay tossing and awake? Was it about his mother at home; the
pious soul whose life was bound up in his? Yes, let us hope he thought of her a
little. Was it about Miss Fotheringay, and his eternal passion, which had kept
him awake so many nights, and created such wretchedness and such longing? He
had a trick of blushing, and if you had been in the room, and the candle had
not been out, you might have seen the youth’s countenance redden more
than once, as he broke out into passionate incoherent exclamations regarding
that luckless event of his life. His uncle’s lessons had not been thrown
away upon him; the mist of passion had passed from his eyes now, and he saw her
as she was. To think that he, Pendennis, had been enslaved by such a woman, and
then jilted by her! that he should have stooped so low, to be trampled on the
mire! that there was a time in his life, and that but a few months back, when
he was willing to take Costigan for his father-in-law!</p>
<p>“Poor old Smirke!” Pen presently laughed out—“well,
I’ll write and try and console the poor old boy. He won’t die of
his passion, ha, ha!” The Major, had he been awake, might have heard a
score of such ejaculations uttered by Pen as he lay awake and restless through
the first night of his residence at Oxbridge.</p>
<p>It would, perhaps, have been better for a youth, the battle of whose life was
going to begin on the morrow, to have passed the eve in a different sort of
vigil: but the world had got hold of Pen in the shape of his selfish old
Mentor: and those who have any interest in his character must have perceived
ere now, that this lad was very weak as well as very impetuous, very vain as
well as very frank, and if of a generous disposition, not a little selfish in
the midst of his profuseness, and also rather fickle, as all eager pursuers of
self-gratification are.</p>
<p>The six months’ passion had aged him very considerably. There was an
immense gulf between Pen the victim of love, and Pen the innocent boy of
eighteen, sighing after it: and so Arthur Pendennis had all the experience and
superiority, besides that command which afterwards conceit and imperiousness of
disposition gave him over the young men with whom he now began to live.</p>
<p>He and his uncle passed the morning with great satisfaction in making purchases
for the better comfort of the apartments which the lad was about to occupy. Mr.
Spicer’s china and glass was in a dreadfully dismantled condition, his
lamps smashed, and his bookcases by no means so spacious as those shelves which
would be requisite to receive the contents of the boxes which were lying in the
hall at Fairoaks, and which were addressed to Arthur in the hand of poor Helen.</p>
<p>The boxes arrived in a few days, that his mother had packed with so much care.
Pen was touched as he read the superscriptions in the dear well-known hand, and
he arranged in their proper places all the books, his old friends, and all the
linen and table-cloths which Helen had selected from the family stock, and all
the jam-pots which little Laura had bound in straw, and the hundred simple
gifts of home. Pen had another Alma Mater now. But it is not all children who
take to her kindly.</p>
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