<h2><SPAN name="chap64"></SPAN>CHAPTER LXIV.<br/> Phyllis and Corydon</h2>
<p>On a picturesque common in the neighbourhood of Tunbridge Wells, Lady Clavering
had found a pretty villa, whither she retired after her conjugal disputes at
the end of that unlucky London season. Miss Amory, of course, accompanied her
mother, and Master Clavering came home for the holidays, with whom
Blanche’s chief occupation was to fight and quarrel. But this was only a
home pastime, and the young schoolboy was not fond of home sports. He found
cricket, and horses, and plenty of friends at Tunbridge. The good-natured
Begum’s house was filled with a constant society of young gentlemen of
thirteen, who ate and drank much too copiously of tarts and champagne, who rode
races on the lawn, and frightened the fond mother, who smoked and made
themselves sick, and the dining-room unbearable to Miss Blanche. She did not
like the society of young gentlemen of thirteen.</p>
<p>As for that fair young creature, any change as long as it was change was
pleasant to her; and for a week or two she would have liked poverty and a
cottage, and bread-and-cheese; and, for a night, perhaps, a dungeon and
bread-and-water, and so the move to Tunbridge was by no means unwelcome to her.
She wandered in the woods, and sketched trees and farmhouses; she read French
novels habitually; she drove into Tunbridge Wells pretty often, and to any
play, or ball, or conjurer, or musician who might happen to appear in the
place; she slept a great deal; she quarrelled with Mamma and Frank during the
morning; she found the little village school and attended it, and first fondled
the girls and thwarted the mistress, then scolded the girls and laughed at the
teacher; she was constant at church, of course. It was a pretty little church,
of immense antiquity—a little Anglo-Norman bijou, built the day before
yesterday, and decorated with all sorts of painted windows, carved
saints’ heads, gilt scripture texts, and open pews. Blanche began
forthwith to work a most correct high-church altar-cover for the church. She
passed for a saint with the clergyman for a while, whom she quite took in, and
whom she coaxed, and wheedled, and fondled so artfully, that poor Mrs. Smirke,
who at first was charmed with her, then bore with her, then would hardly speak
to her, was almost mad with jealousy. Mrs. Smirke was the wife of our old
friend Smirke, Pen’s tutor and poor Helen’s suitor. He had consoled
himself for her refusal with a young lady from Clapham whom his mamma provided.
When the latter died, our friend’s views became every day more and more
pronounced. He cut off his coat collar, and let his hair grow over his back. He
rigorously gave up the curl which he used to sport on his forehead, and the tie
of his neckcloth, of which he was rather proud. He went without any tie at all.
He went without dinner on Fridays. He read the Roman Hours, and intimated that
he was ready to receive confessions in the vestry. The most harmless creature
in the world, he was denounced as a black and most dangerous Jesuit and Papist,
by Muffin of the Dissenting chapel, and Mr. Simeon Knight at the old church.
Mr. Smirke had built his chapel-of-ease with the money left him by his mother
at Clapham. Lord! lord! what would she have said to hear a table called an
altar! to see candlesticks on it! to get letters signed on the Feast of Saint
So-and-so, or the Vigil of Saint What-do-you-call-’em! All these things
did the boy of Clapham practise; his faithful wife following him. But when
Blanche had a conference of near two hours in the vestry with Mr. Smirke,
Belinda paced up and down on the grass, where there were only two little
grave-stones as yet; she wished that she had a third there: only, only he would
offer very likely to that creature, who had infatuated him in a fortnight. No,
she would retire; she would go into a convent, and profess and leave him. Such
bad thoughts had Smirke’s wife and his neighbours regarding him; these,
thinking him in direct correspondence with the Bishop of Rome; that, bewailing
errors to her even more odious and fatal; and yet our friend meant no earthly
harm. The post-office never brought him any letters from the Pope; he thought
Blanche, to be sure, at first, the most pious, gifted, right-thinking,
fascinating person he had ever met; and her manner of singing the Chants
delighted him—but after a while he began to grow rather tired of Miss
Amory, her ways and graces grew stale somehow; then he was doubtful about Miss
Amory; then she made a disturbance in his school, lost her temper, and rapped
the children’s fingers. Blanche inspired this admiration and satiety,
somehow, in many men. She tried to please them, and flung out all her graces at
once; came down to them with all her jewels on, all her smiles, and cajoleries,
and coaxings, and ogles. Then she grew tired of them and of trying to please
them, and never having cared about them, dropped them: and the men grew tired
of her, and dropped her too. It was a happy night for Belinda when Blanche went
away; and her husband, with rather a blush and a sigh, said “he had been
deceived in her; he had thought her endowed with many precious gifts, he feared
they were mere tinsel; he thought she had been a right-thinking person, he
feared she had merely made religion an amusement—she certainly had quite
lost her temper to the schoolmistress, and beat Polly Rucker’s knuckles
cruelly.” Belinda flew to his arms, there was no question about the grave
or the veil any more. He tenderly embraced her on the forehead. “There is
none like thee, my Belinda,” he said, throwing his fine eyes up to the
ceiling, “precious among women!” As for Blanche, from the instant
she lost sight of him and Belinda, she never thought or cared about either any
more.</p>
<p>But when Arthur went down to pass a few days at Tunbridge Wells with the Begum,
this stage of indifference had not arrived on Miss Blanche’s part or on
that of the simple clergyman. Smirke believed her to be an angel and wonder of
a woman. Such a perfection he had never seen, and sate listening to her music
in the summer evenings, open-mouthed, rapt in wonder, tea-less, and
bread-and-butter-less. Fascinating as he had heard the music of the opera to
be—he had never but once attended an exhibition of that nature (which he
mentioned with a blush and a sigh—it was on that day when he had
accompanied Helen and her son to the play at Chatteris)—he could not
conceive anything more delicious, more celestial, he had almost said, than Miss
Amory’s music. She was a most gifted being: she had a precious soul: she
had the most remarkable talents—to all outward seeming, the most heavenly
disposition, etc. etc. It was in this way that, being then at the height of his
own fever and bewitchment for Blanche, Smirke discoursed to Arthur about her.</p>
<p>The meeting between the two old acquaintances had been very cordial. Arthur
loved anybody who loved his mother; Smirke could speak on that theme with
genuine feeling and emotion. They had a hundred things to tell each other of
what had occurred in their lives. “Arthur would perceive,” Smirke
said, “that his—his views on Church matters had developed
themselves since their acquaintance.” Mrs. Smirke, a most exemplary
person, seconded them with all her endeavours. He had built this little church
on his mother’s demise, who had left him provided with a sufficiency of
worldly means. Though in the cloister himself, he had heard of Arthur’s
reputation. He spoke in the kindest and most saddened tone; he held his eyelids
down, and bowed his fair head on one side. Arthur was immensely amused with
him; with his airs; with his follies and simplicity; with his blank stock and
long hair; with his real goodness, kindness, friendliness of feeling. And his
praises of Blanche pleased and surprised our friend not a little, and made him
regard her with eyes of particular favour.</p>
<p>The truth is, Blanche was very glad to see Arthur; as one is glad to see an
agreeable man in the country, who brings down the last news and stories from
the great city; who can talk better than most country-folks, at least can talk
that darling London jargon, so dear and indispensable to London people, so
little understood by persons out of the world. The first day Pen came down, he
kept Blanche laughing for hours after dinner. She sang her songs with redoubled
spirit. She did not scold her mother; she fondled and kissed her, to the honest
Begum’s surprise. When it came to be bedtime, she said,
“Deja!” with the prettiest air of regret possible; and was really
quite sorry to go to bed, and squeezed Arthur’s hand quite fondly. He on
his side gave her pretty palm a very cordial pressure. Our young gentleman was
of that turn, that eyes very moderately bright dazzled him.</p>
<p>“She is very much improved,” thought Pen, looking out into the
night, “very much. I suppose the Begum won’t mind my smoking with
the window open. She’s a jolly good old woman, and Blanche is immensely
improved. I liked her manner with her mother tonight. I liked her laughing way
with that stupid young cub of a boy, whom they oughtn’t to allow to get
tipsy. She sang those little verses very prettily; they were devilish pretty
verses too, though I say it who shouldn’t say it.” And he hummed a
tune which Blanche had put to some verses of his own. “Ah! what a fine
night! How jolly a cigar is at night! How pretty that little Saxon church looks
in the moonlight! I wonder what old Warrington’s doing? Yes, she’s
a dayvlish nice little thing, as my uncle says.”</p>
<p>“Oh, heavenly!” Here broke out a voice from a clematis-covered
casement near—a girl’s voice: it was the voice of the author of
‘Mes Larmes.’</p>
<p>Pen burst into a laugh. “Don’t tell about my smoking,” he
said, leaning out of his own window.</p>
<p>“Oh! go on! I adore it,” cried the lady of ‘Mes
Larmes.’ “Heavenly night! heavenly, heavenly moon! but I must shut
my window, and not talk to you on account of les moeurs. How droll they are,
les moeurs! Adieu.” And Pen began to sing the Goodnight to Don Basilio.</p>
<p>The next day they were walking in the fields together, laughing and
chattering—the gayest pair of friends. They talked about the days of
their youth, and Blanche was prettily sentimental. They talked about Laura,
dearest Laura—Blanche had loved her as a sister: was she happy with that
odd Lady Rockminster? Wouldn’t she come and stay with them at Tunbridge?
Oh, what walks they would take together! What songs they would sing—the
old, old songs! Laura’s voice was splendid. Did Arthur—she must
call him Arthur—remember the songs they sang in the happy old days, now
he was grown such a great man, and had such a succes? etc. etc.</p>
<p>And the day after, which was enlivened with a happy ramble through the woods to
Penshurst, and a sight of that pleasant park and hall, came that conversation
with the curate which we have narrated, and which made our young friend think
more and more.</p>
<p>“Is she all this perfection?” he asked himself. “Has she
become serious and religious? Does she tend schools, and visit the poor? Is she
kind to her mother and brother? Yes, I am sure of that, I have seen her.”
And walking with his old tutor over his little parish, and going to visit his
school, it was with inexpressible delight that Pen found Blanche seated
instructing the children, and fancied to himself how patient she must be, how
good-natured, how ingenuous, how really simple in her tastes, and unspoiled by
the world.</p>
<p>“And do you really like the country?” he asked her, as they walked
together.</p>
<p>“I should like never to see that odious city again. O Arthur—that
is, Mr.—well, Arthur, then—one’s good thoughts grow up in
these sweet woods and calm solitudes, like those flowers which won’t
bloom in London, you know. The gardener comes and changes our balconies once a
week. I don’t think I shall bear to look London in the face
again—its odious, smoky, brazen face! But, heigho!”</p>
<p>“Why that sigh, Blanche?”</p>
<p>“Never mind why.”</p>
<p>“Yes, I do mind why. Tell me, tell me everything.”</p>
<p>“I wish you hadn’t come down;” and a second edition of
‘Mes Soupirs’ came out.</p>
<p>“You don’t want me, Blanche?”</p>
<p>“I don’t want you to go away. I don’t think this house will
be very happy without you, and that’s why I wish that you never had
come.”</p>
<p>‘Mes Soupirs’ were here laid aside, and ‘Mes Larmes’
had begun.</p>
<p>Ah! What answer is given to those in the eyes of a young woman? What is the
method employed for drying them? What took place? O ringdoves and roses, O dews
and wildflowers, O waving greenwoods and balmy airs of summer! Here were two
battered London rakes, taking themselves in for a moment, and fancying that
they were in love with each other, like Phillis and Corydon!</p>
<p>When one thinks of country houses and country walks, one wonders that any man
is left unmarried.</p>
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