<p class="tit-song">JOHN GARNER'S TRAIL HERD <span class="pagenum"><SPAN id="page114" name="page114"></SPAN>(p. 114)</span></p>
<p>Come all you old timers and listen to my song;<br/>
I'll make it short as possible and I'll not keep you long;<br/>
I'll relate to you about the time you all remember well<br/>
When we, with old Joe Garner, drove a beef herd up the trail.</p>
<p>When we left the ranch it was early in the spring,<br/>
We had as good a corporal as ever rope did swing,<br/>
Good hands and good horses, good outfit through and through,—<br/>
We went well equipped, we were a jolly crew.</p>
<p>We had no little herd—two thousand head or more—<br/>
And some as wild a brush beeves as you ever saw before.<br/>
We swung to them all the way and sometimes by the tail,—<br/>
Oh, you know we had a circus as we all went up the trail.</p>
<p>All things went on well till we reached the open ground,<br/>
And then them cattle turned in and they gave us merry hell.<br/>
They <span class="pagenum"><SPAN id="page115" name="page115"></SPAN>(p. 115)</span> stampeded every night that came and did it without fail,—<br/>
Oh, you know we had a circus as we all went up the trail.</p>
<p>We would round them up at morning and the boss would make a count,<br/>
And say, "Look here, old punchers, we are out quite an amount;<br/>
You must make all losses good and do it without fail<br/>
Or you will never get another job of driving up the trail."</p>
<p>When we reached Red River we gave the Inspector the dodge.<br/>
He swore by God Almighty, in jail old John should lodge.<br/>
We told him if he'd taken our boss and had him locked in jail,<br/>
We would shore get his scalp as we all came down the trail.</p>
<p>When we reached the Reservation, how squirmish we did feel,<br/>
Although we had tried old Garner and knew him true as steel.<br/>
And if we would follow him and do as he said do,<br/>
That old bald-headed cow-thief would surely take us through.</p>
<p>When <span class="pagenum"><SPAN id="page116" name="page116"></SPAN>(p. 116)</span> we reached Dodge City we drew our four months' pay.<br/>
Times was better then, boys, that was a better day.<br/>
The way we drank and gambled and threw the girls around,—<br/>
"Say, a crowd of Texas cowboys has come to take our town."</p>
<p>The cowboy sees many hardships although he takes them well;<br/>
The fun we had upon that trip, no human tongue can tell.<br/>
The cowboy's life is a dreary life, though his mind it is no load,<br/>
And he always spends his money like he found it in the road.</p>
<p>If ever you meet old Garner, you must meet him on the square,<br/>
For he is the biggest cow-thief that ever tramped out there.<br/>
But if you want to hear him roar and spin a lively tale,<br/>
Just ask him about the time we all went up the trail.</p>
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