<p class="tit-song">BRIGHAM YOUNG. I. <span class="pagenum"><SPAN id="page399" name="page399"></SPAN>(p. 399)</span></p>
<p>I'll sing you a song that has often been sung<br/>
About an old Mormon they called Brigham Young.<br/>
Of wives he had many who were strong in the lungs,<br/>
Which Brigham found out by the length of their tongues.<br/>
Ri tu ral, lol, lu ral.</p>
<p>Oh, sad was the life of a Mormon to lead,<br/>
Yet Brigham adhered all his life to his creed.<br/>
He said 'twas such fun, and true, without doubt,<br/>
To see the young wives knock the old ones about.<br/>
Ri tu ral, lol, lu ral.</p>
<p>One day as old Brigham sat down to his dinner<br/>
He saw a young wife who was not getting thinner;<br/>
When the elders cried out, one after the other,<br/>
By the holy, she wants to go home to her mother.<br/>
Ri tu ral, lol, lu ral.</p>
<p>Old Brigham replied, which can't be denied,<br/>
He couldn't afford to lose such a bride.<br/>
Then do not be jealous but banish your fears;<br/>
For the tree is well known by the fruit that it bears.<br/>
Ri tu ral, lol, lu ral.</p>
<p>That <span class="pagenum"><SPAN id="page400" name="page400"></SPAN>(p. 400)</span> I love one and all you very well know,<br/>
Then do not provoke me or my anger will show.<br/>
What must be our fate if found here in a row,<br/>
If Uncle Sam comes with his row-de-dow-dow.<br/>
Ri tu ral, lol, lu ral.</p>
<p>Then cease all your quarrels and do not despair,<br/>
To meet Uncle Sam I will quickly prepare.<br/>
Hark! I hear Yankee Doodle played over the hills!<br/>
Ah! here's the enemy with their powder and pills.<br/>
Ri tu ral, lol, lu ral.</p>
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