<h3><SPAN name="chap83"></SPAN>83 Hans in Luck</h3>
<p>Hans had served his master for seven years, so he said to him, “Master,
my time is up; now I should be glad to go back home to my mother; give me my
wages.” The master answered, “You have served me faithfully and
honestly; as the service was so shall the reward be;” and he gave Hans a
piece of gold as big as his head. Hans pulled his handkerchief out of his
pocket, wrapped up the lump in it, put it on his shoulder, and set out on the
way home.</p>
<p>As he went on, always putting one foot before the other, he saw a horseman
trotting quickly and merrily by on a lively horse. “Ah!” said Hans
quite loud, “what a fine thing it is to ride! There you sit as on a
chair; you stumble over no stones, you save your shoes, and get on, you
don’t know how.”</p>
<p>The rider, who had heard him, stopped and called out, “Hollo! Hans, why
do you go on foot, then?”</p>
<p>“I must,” answered he, “for I have this lump to carry home;
it is true that it is gold, but I cannot hold my head straight for it, and it
hurts my shoulder.”</p>
<p>“I will tell you what,” said the rider, “we will exchange: I
will give you my horse, and you can give me your lump.”</p>
<p>“With all my heart,” said Hans, “but I can tell you, you will
have to crawl along with it.”</p>
<p>The rider got down, took the gold, and helped Hans up; then gave him the bridle
tight in his hands and said, “If you want to go at a really good pace,
you must click your tongue and call out, “Jup! Jup!”</p>
<p>Hans was heartily delighted as he sat upon the horse and rode away so bold and
free. After a little while he thought that it ought to go faster, and he began
to click with his tongue and call out, “Jup! Jup!” The horse put
himself into a sharp trot, and before Hans knew where he was, he was thrown off
and lying in a ditch which separated the field from the highway. The horse
would have gone off too if it had not been stopped by a countryman, who was
coming along the road and driving a cow before him.</p>
<p>Hans got his limbs together and stood up on his legs again, but he was vexed,
and said to the countryman, “It is a poor joke, this riding, especially
when one gets hold of a mare like this, that kicks and throws one off, so that
one has a chance of breaking one’s neck. Never again will I mount it. Now
I like your cow, for one can walk quietly behind her, and have, over and above,
one’s milk, butter and cheese every day without fail. What would I not
give to have such a cow.” “Well,” said the countryman,
“if it would give you so much pleasure, I do not mind giving the cow for
the horse.” Hans agreed with the greatest delight; the countryman jumped
upon the horse, and rode quickly away.</p>
<p>Hans drove his cow quietly before him, and thought over his lucky bargain.
“If only I have a morsel of bread—and that can hardly fail
me—I can eat butter and cheese with it as often as I like; if I am
thirsty, I can milk my cow and drink the milk. Good heart, what more can I
want?”</p>
<p>When he came to an inn he made a halt, and in his great content ate up what he
had with him—his dinner and supper—and all he had, and with his
last few farthings had half a glass of beer. Then he drove his cow onwards
along the road to his mother’s village.</p>
<p>As it drew nearer mid-day, the heat was more oppressive, and Hans found himself
upon a moor which it took about an hour to cross. He felt it very hot and his
tongue clave to the roof of his mouth with thirst. “I can find a cure for
this,” thought Hans; “I will milk the cow now and refresh myself
with the milk.” He tied her to a withered tree, and as he had no pail he
put his leather cap underneath; but try as he would, not a drop of milk came.
And as he set himself to work in a clumsy way, the impatient beast at last gave
him such a blow on his head with its hind foot, that he fell on the ground, and
for a long time could not think where he was.</p>
<p>By good fortune a butcher just then came along the road with a wheel-barrow, in
which lay a young pig. “What sort of a trick is this?” cried he,
and helped the good Hans up. Hans told him what had happened. The butcher gave
him his flask and said, “Take a drink and refresh yourself. The cow will
certainly give no milk, it is an old beast; at the best it is only fit for the
plough, or for the butcher.” “Well, well,” said Hans, as he
stroked his hair down on his head, “who would have thought it? Certainly
it is a fine thing when one can kill a beast like that at home; what meat one
has! But I do not care much for beef, it is not juicy enough for me. A young
pig like that now is the thing to have, it tastes quite different; and then
there are the sausages!”</p>
<p>“Hark ye, Hans,” said the butcher, “out of love for you I
will exchange, and will let you have the pig for the cow.” “Heaven
repay you for your kindness!” said Hans as he gave up the cow, whilst the
pig was unbound from the barrow, and the cord by which it was tied was put in
his hand.</p>
<p>Hans went on, and thought to himself how everything was going just as he
wished; if he did meet with any vexation it was immediately set right.
Presently there joined him a lad who was carrying a fine white goose under his
arm. They said good morning to each other, and Hans began to tell of his good
luck, and how he had always made such good bargains. The boy told him that he
was taking the goose to a christening-feast. “Just lift her,” added
he, and laid hold of her by the wings; “how heavy she is—she has
been fattened up for the last eight weeks. Whoever has a bit of her when she is
roasted will have to wipe the fat from both sides of his mouth.”
“Yes,” said Hans, as he weighed her in one hand, “she is a
good weight, but my pig is no bad one.”</p>
<p>Meanwhile the lad looked suspiciously from one side to the other, and shook his
head. “Look here,” he said at length, “it may not be all
right with your pig. In the village through which I passed, the Mayor himself
had just had one stolen out of its sty. I fear—I fear that you have got
hold of it there. They have sent out some people and it would be a bad business
if they caught you with the pig; at the very least, you would be shut up in the
dark hole.”</p>
<p>The good Hans was terrified. “Goodness!” he said, “help me
out of this fix; you know more about this place than I do, take my pig and
leave me your goose.” “I shall risk something at that game,”
answered the lad, “but I will not be the cause of your getting into
trouble.” So he took the cord in his hand, and drove away the pig quickly
along a by-path.</p>
<p>The good Hans, free from care, went homewards with the goose under his arm.
“When I think over it properly,” said he to himself, “I have
even gained by the exchange; first there is the good roast-meat, then the
quantity of fat which will drip from it, and which will give me dripping for my
bread for a quarter of a year, and lastly the beautiful white feathers; I will
have my pillow stuffed with them, and then indeed I shall go to sleep without
rocking. How glad my mother will be!”</p>
<p>As he was going through the last village, there stood a scissors-grinder with
his barrow; as his wheel whirred he sang—</p>
<p class="poem">
“I sharpen scissors and quickly grind,<br/>
My coat blows out in the wind behind.”</p>
<p>Hans stood still and looked at him; at last he spoke to him and said,
“All’s well with you, as you are so merry with your
grinding.” “Yes,” answered the scissors-grinder, “the
trade has a golden foundation. A real grinder is a man who as often as he puts
his hand into his pocket finds gold in it. But where did you buy that fine
goose?”</p>
<p>“I did not buy it, but exchanged my pig for it.”</p>
<p>“And the pig?”</p>
<p>“That I got for a cow.”</p>
<p>“And the cow?”</p>
<p>“I took that instead of a horse.”</p>
<p>“And the horse?”</p>
<p>“For that I gave a lump of gold as big as my head.”</p>
<p>“And the gold?”</p>
<p>“Well, that was my wages for seven years’ service.”</p>
<p>“You have known how to look after yourself each time,” said the
grinder. “If you can only get on so far as to hear the money jingle in
your pocket whenever you stand up, you will have made your fortune.”</p>
<p>“How shall I manage that?” said Hans. “You must be a grinder,
as I am; nothing particular is wanted for it but a grindstone, the rest finds
itself. I have one here; it is certainly a little worn, but you need not give
me anything for it but your goose; will you do it?”</p>
<p>“How can you ask?” answered Hans. “I shall be the luckiest
fellow on earth; if I have money whenever I put my hand in my pocket, what need
I trouble about any longer?” and he handed him the goose and received the
grindstone in exchange. “Now,” said the grinder, as he took up an
ordinary heavy stone that lay by him, “here is a strong stone for you
into the bargain; you can hammer well upon it, and straighten your old nails.
Take it with you and keep it carefully.”</p>
<p>Hans loaded himself with the stones, and went on with a contented heart; his
eyes shone with joy. “I must have been born with a caul,” he cried;
“everything I want happens to me just as if I were a Sunday-child.”</p>
<p>Meanwhile, as he had been on his legs since daybreak, he began to feel tired.
Hunger also tormented him, for in his joy at the bargain by which he got the
cow he had eaten up all his store of food at once. At last he could only go on
with great trouble, and was forced to stop every minute; the stones, too,
weighed him down dreadfully. Then he could not help thinking how nice it would
be if he had not to carry them just then.</p>
<p>He crept like a snail to a well in a field, and there he thought that he would
rest and refresh himself with a cool draught of water, but in order that he
might not injure the stones in sitting down, he laid them carefully by his side
on the edge of the well. Then he sat down on it, and was to stoop and drink,
when he made a slip, pushed against the stones, and both of them fell into the
water. When Hans saw them with his own eyes sinking to the bottom, he jumped
for joy, and then knelt down, and with tears in his eyes thanked God for having
shown him this favour also, and delivered him in so good a way, and without his
having any need to reproach himself, from those heavy stones which had been the
only things that troubled him.</p>
<p>“There is no man under the sun so fortunate as I,” he cried out.
With a light heart and free from every burden he now ran on until he was with
his mother at home.</p>
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