<h3><SPAN name="chap164"></SPAN>164 Lazy Harry</h3>
<p>Harry was lazy, and although he had nothing else to do but drive his goat daily
to pasture, he nevertheless groaned when he went home after his day’s
work was done. “It is indeed a heavy burden,” said he, “and a
wearisome employment to drive a goat into the field this way year after year,
till late into the autumn! If one could but lie down and sleep, but no, one
must have one’s eyes open lest it hurts the young trees, or squeezes
itself through the hedge into a garden, or runs away altogether. How can one
have any rest, or peace of one’s life?” He seated himself,
collected his thoughts, and considered how he could set his shoulders free from
this burden. For a long time all thinking was to no purpose, but suddenly it
was as if scales fell from his eyes. “I know what I will do,” he
cried, “I will marry fat Trina who has also a goat, and can take mine out
with hers, and then I shall have no more need to trouble myself.”</p>
<p>So Harry got up, set his weary legs in motion, and went right across the
street, for it was no farther, to where the parents of fat Trina lived, and
asked for their industrious and virtuous daughter in marriage. The parents did
not reflect long. “Birds of a feather, flock together,” they
thought, and consented.</p>
<p>So fat Trina became Harry’s wife, and led out both the goats. Harry had a
good time of it, and had no work that he required to rest from but his own
idleness. He only went out with her now and then, and said, “I merely do
it that I may afterwards enjoy rest more, otherwise one loses all feeling for
it.”</p>
<p>But fat Trina was no less idle. “Dear Harry,” said she one day,
“why should we make our lives so toilsome when there is no need for it,
and thus ruin the best days of our youth? Would it not be better for us to give
the two goats which disturb us every morning in our sweetest sleep with their
bleating, to our neighbor, and he will give us a beehive for them. We will put
the beehive in a sunny place behind the house, and trouble ourselves no more
about it. Bees do not require to be taken care of, or driven into the field;
they fly out and find the way home again for themselves, and collect honey
without giving the very least trouble.” “Thou hast spoken like a
sensible woman,” replied Harry. “We will carry out thy proposal
without delay, and besides all that, honey tastes better and nourishes one
better than goat’s milk, and it can be kept longer too.”</p>
<p>The neighbor willingly gave a beehive for the two goats. The bees flew in and
out from early morning till late evening without ever tiring, and filled the
hive with the most beautiful honey, so that in autumn Harry was able to take a
whole pitcherful out of it.</p>
<p>They placed the jug on a board which was fixed to the wall of their bed-room,
and as they were afraid that it might be stolen from them, or that the mice
might find it, Trina brought in a stout hazel-stick and put it beside her bed,
so that without unnecessary getting up she might reach it with her hand, and
drive away the uninvited guests. Lazy Harry did not like to leave his bed
before noon. “He who rises early,” said he, “wastes his
substance.”</p>
<p>One morning when he was still lying amongst the feathers in broad daylight,
resting after his long sleep, he said to his wife, “Women are fond of
sweet things, and thou art always tasting the honey in private; it will be
better for us to exchange it for a goose with a young gosling, before thou
eatest up the whole of it.” “But,” answered Trina, “not
before we have a child to take care of them! Am I to worry myself with the
little geese, and spend all my strength on them to no purpose.”
“Dost thou think,” said Harry, “that the youngster will look
after geese? Now-a-days children no longer obey, they do according to their own
fancy, because they consider themselves cleverer than their parents, just like
that lad who was sent to seek the cow and chased three blackbirds.”
“Oh,” replied Trina, “this one shall fare badly if he does
not do what I say! I will take a stick and belabour his skin for him with more
blows than I can count. Look, Harry,” cried she in her zeal, and seized
the stick which she had to drive the mice away with, “Look, this is the
way I will fall on him!” She reached her arm out to strike, but unhappily
hit the honey-pitcher above the bed. The pitcher struck against the wall and
fell down in fragments, and the fine honey streamed down on the ground.
“There lie the goose and the young gosling,” said Harry, “and
want no looking after. But it is lucky that the pitcher did not fall on my
head. We have all reason to be satisfied with our lot.” And then as he
saw that there was still some honey in one of the fragments he stretched out
his hand for it, and said quite gaily, “The remains, my wife, we will
still eat with a relish, and we will rest a little after the fright we have
had. What matters if we do get up a little later the day is always long
enough.” “Yes,” answered Trina, “we shall always get to
the end of it at the proper time. Dost thou know that the snail was once asked
to a wedding and set out to go, but arrived at the christening. In front of the
house it fell over the fence, and said, ‘Speed does no
good.’”</p>
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