<h3><SPAN name="chap168"></SPAN>168 Lean Lisa</h3>
<p>Lean Lisa was of a very different way of thinking from lazy Harry and fat
Trina, who never let anything disturb their peace. She scoured everything with
ashes, from morning till evening, and burdened her husband, Long Laurence, with
so much work that he had heavier weights to carry than an ass with three sacks.
It was, however, all to no purpose, they had nothing and came to nothing. One
night as she lay in bed, and could hardly move one limb for weariness, she
still did not allow her thoughts to go to sleep. She thrust her elbows into her
husband’s side, and said, “Listen, Lenz, to what I have been
thinking: if I were to find one florin and one was given to me, I would borrow
another to put to them, and thou too shouldst give me another, and then as soon
as I had got the four florins together, I would buy a young cow.” This
pleased the husband right well. “It is true,” said he, “that
I do not know where I am to get the florin which thou wantest as a gift from
me; but, if thou canst get the money together, and canst buy a cow with it,
thou wilt do well to carry out thy project. I shall be glad,” he added,
“if the cow has a calf, and then I shall often get a drink of milk to
refresh me.” “The milk is not for thee,” said the woman,
“we must let the calf suck that it may become big and fat, and we may be
able to sell it well.” “Certainly,” replied the man,
“but still we will take a little milk; that will do no harm.”
“Who has taught thee to manage cows?” said the woman;
“Whether it does harm or not, I will not allow it, and even if thou wert
to stand on thy head for it, thou shouldst not have a drop of the milk! Dost
thou think, because there is no satisfying thee, Long Laurence, that thou art
to eat up what I earn with so much difficulty?” “Wife,” said
the man, “be quiet, or I will give thee a blow on thy mouth!”
“What!” cried she, “thou threatenest me, thou glutton, thou
rascal, thou lazy Harry!” She was just laying hold of his hair, but long
Laurence got up, seized both Lean Lisa’s withered arms in one hand, and
with the other he pressed down her head into the pillow, let her scold, and
held her until she fell asleep for very weariness. Whether she continued to
wrangle when she awoke next morning, or whether she went out to look for the
florin which she wanted to find, that I know not.</p>
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