<h3><SPAN name="chap187"></SPAN>187 The Hare and the Hedgehog</h3>
<p>This story, my dear young folks, seems to be false, but it really is true, for
my grandfather, from whom I have it, used always, when relating it, to say
complacently, “It must be true, my son, or else no one could tell it to
you.” The story is as follows. One Sunday morning about harvest time,
just as the buckwheat was in bloom, the sun was shining brightly in heaven, the
east wind was blowing warmly over the stubble-fields, the larks were singing in
the air, the bees buzzing among the buckwheat, the people were all going in
their Sunday clothes to church, and all creatures were happy, and the hedgehog
was happy too.</p>
<p>The hedgehog, however, was standing by his door with his arms akimbo, enjoying
the morning breezes, and slowly trilling a little song to himself, which was
neither better nor worse than the songs which hedgehogs are in the habit of
singing on a blessed Sunday morning. Whilst he was thus singing half aloud to
himself, it suddenly occurred to him that, while his wife was washing and
drying the children, he might very well take a walk into the field, and see how
his turnips were going on. The turnips were, in fact, close beside his house,
and he and his family were accustomed to eat them, for which reason he looked
upon them as his own. No sooner said than done. The hedgehog shut the
house-door behind him, and took the path to the field. He had not gone very far
from home, and was just turning round the sloe-bush which stands there outside
the field, to go up into the turnip-field, when he observed the hare who had
gone out on business of the same kind, namely, to visit his cabbages. When the
hedgehog caught sight of the hare, he bade him a friendly good morning. But the
hare, who was in his own way a distinguished gentleman, and frightfully
haughty, did not return the hedgehog’s greeting, but said to him,
assuming at the same time a very contemptuous manner, “How do you happen
to be running about here in the field so early in the morning?” “I
am taking a walk,” said the hedgehog. “A walk!” said the
hare, with a smile. “It seems to me that you might use your legs for a
better purpose.” This answer made the hedgehog furiously angry, for he
can bear anything but an attack on his legs, just because they are crooked by
nature. So now the hedgehog said to the hare, “You seem to imagine that
you can do more with your legs than I with mine.” “That is just
what I do think,” said the hare. “That can be put to the
test,” said the hedgehog. “I wager that if we run a race, I will
outstrip you.” “That is ridiculous! You with your short
legs!” said the hare, “but for my part I am willing, if you have
such a monstrous fancy for it. What shall we wager?” “A golden
louis-d’or and a bottle of brandy,” said the hedgehog.
“Done,” said the hare. “Shake hands on it, and then we may as
well come off at once.” “Nay,” said the hedgehog,
“there is no such great hurry! I am still fasting, I will go home first,
and have a little breakfast. In half-an-hour I will be back again at this
place.”</p>
<p>Hereupon the hedgehog departed, for the hare was quite satisfied with this. On
his way the hedgehog thought to himself, “The hare relies on his long
legs, but I will contrive to get the better of him. He may be a great man, but
he is a very silly fellow, and he shall pay for what he has said.” So
when the hedgehog reached home, he said to his wife, “Wife, dress thyself
quickly, thou must go out to the field with me.” “What is going on,
then?” said his wife. “I have made a wager with the hare, for a
gold louis-d’or and a bottle of brandy. I am to run a race with him, and
thou must be present.” “Good heavens, husband,” the wife now
cried, “art thou not right in thy mind, hast thou completely lost thy
wits? What can make thee want to run a race with the hare?” “Hold
thy tongue, woman,” said the hedgehog, “that is my affair.
Don’t begin to discuss things which are matters for men. Be off, dress
thyself, and come with me.” What could the hedgehog’s wife do? She
was forced to obey him, whether she liked it or not.</p>
<p>So when they had set out on their way together, the hedgehog said to his wife,
“Now pay attention to what I am going to say. Look you, I will make the
long field our race-course. The hare shall run in one furrow, and I in another,
and we will begin to run from the top. Now all that thou hast to do is to place
thyself here below in the furrow, and when the hare arrives at the end of the
furrow, on the other side of thee, thou must cry out to him, ‘I am here
already!’”</p>
<p>Then they reached the field, and the hedgehog showed his wife her place, and
then walked up the field. When he reached the top, the hare was already there.
“Shall we start?” said the hare. “Certainly,” said the
hedgehog. “Then both at once.” So saying, each placed himself in
his own furrow. The hare counted, “Once, twice, thrice, and away!”
and went off like a whirlwind down the field. The hedgehog, however, only ran
about three paces, and then he stooped down in the furrow, and stayed quietly
where he was. When the hare therefore arrived in full career at the lower end
of the field, the hedgehog’s wife met him with the cry, “I am here
already!” The hare was shocked and wondered not a little, he thought no
other than that it was the hedgehog himself who was calling to him, for the
hedgehog’s wife looked just like her husband. The hare, however, thought
to himself, “That has not been done fairly,” and cried, “It
must be run again, let us have it again.” And once more he went off like
the wind in a storm, so that he seemed to fly. But the hedgehog’s wife
stayed quietly in her place. So when the hare reached the top of the field, the
hedgehog himself cried out to him, “I am here already.” The hare,
however, quite beside himself with anger, cried, “It must be run again,
we must have it again.” “All right,” answered the hedgehog,
“for my part we’ll run as often as you choose.” So the hare
ran seventy-three times more, and the hedgehog always held out against him, and
every time the hare reached either the top or the bottom, either the hedgehog
or his wife said, “I am here already.”</p>
<p>At the seventy-fourth time, however, the hare could no longer reach the end. In
the middle of the field he fell to the ground, blood streamed out of his mouth,
and he lay dead on the spot. But the hedgehog took the louis-d’or which
he had won and the bottle of brandy, called his wife out of the furrow, and
both went home together in great delight, and if they are not dead, they are
living there still.</p>
<p>This is how it happened that the hedgehog made the hare run races with him on
the Buxtehuder heath till he died, and since that time no hare has ever had any
fancy for running races with a Buxtehuder hedgehog.</p>
<p>The moral of this story, however, is, firstly, that no one, however great he
may be, should permit himself to jest at any one beneath him, even if he be
only a hedgehog. And, secondly, it teaches, that when a man marries, he should
take a wife in his own position, who looks just as he himself looks. So
whosoever is a hedgehog let him see to it that his wife is a hedgehog also, and
so forth.</p>
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