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<h2> THE DRUM </h2>
<p>I'm a beautiful red, red drum,<br/>
And I train with the soldier boys;<br/>
As up the street we come,<br/>
Wonderful is our noise!<br/>
There's Tom, and Jim, and Phil,<br/>
And Dick, and Nat, and Fred,<br/>
While Widow Cutler's Bill<br/>
And I march on ahead,<br/>
With a r-r-rat-tat-tat<br/>
And a tum-titty-um-tum-tum—<br/>
Oh, there's bushels of fun in that<br/>
For boys with a little red drum!<br/>
The Injuns came last night<br/>
While the soldiers were abed,<br/>
And they gobbled a Chinese kite<br/>
And off to the woods they fled!<br/>
The woods are the cherry-trees<br/>
Down in the orchard lot,<br/>
And the soldiers are marching to seize<br/>
The booty the Injuns got.<br/>
With tum-titty-um-tum-tum,<br/>
And r-r-rat-tat-tat,<br/>
When soldiers marching come<br/>
Injuns had better scat!<br/>
Step up there, little Fred,<br/>
And, Charley, have a mind!<br/>
Jim is as far ahead<br/>
As you two are behind!<br/>
Ready with gun and sword<br/>
Your valorous work to do—<br/>
Yonder the Injun horde<br/>
Are lying in wait for you.<br/>
And their hearts go pitapat<br/>
When they hear the soldiers come<br/>
With a r-r-rat-tat-tat<br/>
And a tum-titty-um-tum-tum!<br/>
Course it's all in play!<br/>
The skulking Injun crew<br/>
That hustled the kite away<br/>
Are little white boys, like you!<br/>
But "honest" or "just in fun,"<br/>
It is all the same to me;<br/>
And, when the battle is won,<br/>
Home once again march we<br/>
With a r-r-rat-tat-tat<br/>
And tum-titty-um-tum-tum;<br/>
And there's glory enough in that<br/>
For the boys with their little red drum!<br/></p>
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