<h2>CHAPTER XII.</h2>
<h3><i>Dilly Hires a Cook.</i></h3>
<p>It is rather distressful when one cannot recount all sorts of
exciting things as nicely fitted together as if they had been
carefully planned and rehearsed beforehand. It would have been
extremely gratifying and romantic if Charming Billy Boyle had
dropped everything in the line of work and had ridden indefatigably
the trail which led to Bridger's; it would have been exciting if he
had sought out the Pilgrim and precipitated trouble and flying
lead. But Billy, though he might have enjoyed it, did none of those
things. He rode straight to the ranch with Dill—rather
silent, to be sure, but bearing none of the marks of a lovelorn
young man—drank three cups of strong coffee with four heaping
teaspoonfuls of sugar to each cup, pulled off his boots, lay down
upon the most convenient bed and slept until noon. When the smell
of dinner assailed his nostrils he sat up yawning and a good deal
tousled, drew on his boots and made him a cigarette. After that he
ate his dinner with relish, saddled and rode away to where the
round-up was camped, his manner utterly practical and lacking the
faintest tinge of romance. As to his thoughts—he kept them
jealously to himself.</p>
<p>He did not even glimpse Miss Bridger for three months or more.
He was full of the affairs of the Double-Crank; riding in great
haste to the ranch or to town, hurrying back to the round-up and
working much as he used to work, except that now he gave commands
instead of receiving them. For they were short-handed that summer
and, as he explained to Dill, he couldn't afford to ride around and
look as important as he felt.</p>
<p>"Yuh wait, Dilly, till we get things running the way I want
'em," he encouraged on one of his brief calls at the ranch. "I was
kinda surprised to find things wasn't going as smooth as I used to
think; when yuh haven't got the whole responsibility on your own
shoulders, yuh don't realize what a lot of things need to be done.
There's them corrals, for instance: I helped mend and fix and
toggle 'em, but it never struck me how rotten they are till I
looked 'em over this spring. There's about a million things to do
before snow flies, or we won't be able to start out fresh in the
spring with everything running smooth. And if I was you, Dilly, I'd
go on a still hunt for another cook here at the ranch. This
coffee's something fierce. I had my doubts about Sandy when we
hired him. He always did look to me like he was built for herding
sheep more than he was for cooking." This was in August.</p>
<p>"I have been thinking seriously of getting some one else in his
place," Dill answered, in his quiet way. "There isn't very much to
do here; if some one came who would take an interest and cook just
what we wanted—I will own I have no taste for that peculiar
mixture which Sandy calls 'Mulligan,' and I have frequently told
him so. Yet he insists upon serving it twice a day. He says it uses
up the scraps; but since it is never eaten, I cannot see wherein
lies the economy."</p>
<p>"Well, I'd can him and hunt up a fresh one," Billy repeated
emphatically, looking with disapproval into his cup.</p>
<p>"I will say that I have already taken steps toward getting one
on whom I believe I can depend," said Dill, and turned the
subject.</p>
<p>That was the only warning Billy had of what was to come. Indeed,
there was nothing in the conversation to prepare him even in the
slightest degree for what happened when he galloped up to the
corral late one afternoon in October. It was the season of frosty
mornings and of languorous, smoke-veiled afternoons, when summer
has grown weary of resistance and winter is growing bolder in his
advances, and the two have met in a passion-warmed embrace. Billy
had ridden far with his riders and the trailing wagons, in the zest
of his young responsibility sweeping the range to its farthest
boundary of river or mountain. They were not through yet, but they
had swung back within riding distance of the home ranch and Billy
had come in for nearly a month's accumulation of mail and to see
how Dill was getting on.</p>
<p>He was tired and dusty and hungry enough to eat the fringes off
his chaps. He came to the ground without any spring to his muscles
and walked stiffly to the stable door, leading his horse by the
bridle reins. He meant to turn him loose in the stable, which was
likely to be empty, and shut the door upon him until he himself had
eaten something. The door was open and he went in unthinkingly,
seeing nothing in the gloom. It was his horse which snorted and
settled back on the reins and otherwise professed his reluctance to
enter the place.</p>
<p>Charming Billy, as was consistent with his hunger and his
weariness and the general mood of him, "cussed" rather fluently and
jerked the horse forward a step or two before he saw some one
poised hesitatingly upon the manger in the nearest stall.</p>
<p>"I guess he's afraid of <i>me</i>," ventured a voice that he
felt to his toes. "I was hunting eggs. They lay them always in the
awkwardest places to get at." She scrambled down and came toward
him, bareheaded, with the sleeves of her blue-and-white striped
dress rolled to her elbows—Flora Bridger, if you please.</p>
<p>Billy stood still and stared, trying to make the reality of her
presence seem reasonable; and he failed utterly. His most coherent
thought at that moment was a shamed remembrance of the way he had
sworn at his horse.</p>
<p>Miss Bridger stood aside from the wild-eyed animal and smiled
upon his master. "In the language of the range, 'come alive,' Mr.
Boyle," she told him. "Say how-de-do and be nice about it, or I'll
see that your coffee is muddy and your bread burned and your steak
absolutely impregnable; because I'm here to <i>stay</i>, mind you.
Mama Joy and I have possession of your kitchen, and so you'd
better—"</p>
<p>"I'm just trying to let it soak into my brains," said Billy.
"You're just about the last person on earth I'd expect to see here,
hunting eggs like you had a right—"</p>
<p>"I <i>have</i> a right," she asserted. "Your Dilly—he's a
perfect love, and I told him so—said I was to make myself
perfectly at home. So I have a perfect right to be here, and a
perfect right to hunt eggs; and if I could make that sentence more
'perfect,' I would do it." She tilted her head to one side and
challenged a laugh with her eyes.</p>
<p>Charming Billy relaxed a bit, yanked the horse into a stall and
tied him fast. "Yuh might tell me how it happened that you're
here," he hinted, looking at her over the saddle. He had apparently
forgotten that he had intended leaving the horse saddled until he
had rested and eaten—and truly it would be a shame to hurry
from so unexpected a tête-à-tête.</p>
<p>Miss Bridger pulled a spear of blue-joint hay from a crack in
the wall and began breaking it into tiny pieces. "It sounds funny,
but Mr. Dill bought father out to get a cook. The way it was,
father has been simply crazy to try his luck up in Klondyke; it's
just like him to get the fever after everybody else has had it and
recovered. When the whole country was wild to go he turned up his
nose at the idea. And now, mind you, after one or two whom he knew
came back with some gold, he must go and dig up a few million tons
of it for himself! Your Dilly is rather bright, do you know? He met
father and heard all about his complaint—how he'd go to the
Klondyke in a minute if he could only get the ranch and Mama Joy
and me off his hands—so what does Dilly do but buy the old
ranch and hire Mama Joy and me to come here and keep house! Father,
I am ashamed to say, was <i>abjectly</i> grateful to get rid of his
incumbrances, and he—he hit the trail immediately." She
stopped and searched absently with her fingers for another spear of
hay.</p>
<p>"Do you know, Mr. Boyle, I think men are the most irresponsible
creatures! A <i>woman</i> wouldn't turn her family over to a
neighbor and go off like that for three or four years, just chasing
a sunbeam. I—I'm horribly disappointed in father. A man has
no right to a family when he puts everything else first in his
mind. He'll be gone three or four years, and will spend all he has,
and we—can shift for ourselves. He only left us a hundred
dollars, to use in an emergency! He was afraid he might need the
rest to buy out a claim or get machinery or something. So if we
don't like it here we'll have to stay, anyway. We—we're 'up
against it,' as you fellows say."</p>
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<p>Charming Billy, fumbling the latigo absently, felt a sudden
belligerence toward her father. "He ought to have his head punched
good and plenty!" he blurted sympathetically.</p>
<p>To his amazement Miss Bridger drew herself up and started for
the door. "I'm very sorry you don't like the idea of us being here,
Mr. Boyle," she replied coldly, "but we happen to <i>be</i> here,
and I'm afraid you'll just have to make the best of it!"</p>
<p>Billy was at that moment pulling off the saddle. By the time he
had carried it from the stall, hung it upon its accustomed spike
and hurried to the door, Miss Bridger was nowhere to be seen. He
said "Hell!" under his breath, and took long steps to the house,
but she did not appear to be there. It was "Mama Joy,"
yellow-haired, extremely blue-eyed, and full-figured, who made his
coffee and gave him delicious things to eat—things which he
failed properly to appreciate, because he ate with his ears perked
to catch the faintest sound of another woman's steps and with his
eyes turning constantly from door to window. He did not even know
half the time what Mama Joy was saying, or see her dimples when she
smiled; and Mama Joy was rather proud of her dimples and was not
accustomed to having them overlooked.</p>
<p>He was too proud to ask, at supper time, where Miss Bridger was.
She did not choose to give him sight of her, and so he talked and
talked to Dill, and even to Mama Joy, hoping that Miss Bridger
could hear him and know that he wasn't worrying a darned bit. He
did not consider that he had said anything so terrible. What had
she gone on like that about her father for, if she couldn't stand
for any one siding in with her? Maybe he had put his sympathy a
little too strong, but that is the way men handle each other. She
ought to know he wasn't sorry she was there. Why, of <i>course</i>
she knew that! The girl wasn't a fool, and she must know a fellow
would be plumb tickled to have her around every day. Well, anyway,
he wasn't going to begin by letting her lead him around by the
nose, and he wasn't going to crumple down on his knees and tell her
to please walk all over him.</p>
<p>"Well, anyway," he summed up at bedtime with a somewhat doubtful
satisfaction, "I guess she's kinda got over the notion that I'm so
blame <i>comfortable</i>—like I was an old
grandpa-setting-in-the-corner. She's <i>got</i> to get over it, by
thunder! I ain't got to that point yet; hell, no! I should say I
hadn't!"</p>
<p>It is a fact that when he rode away just after sunrise next
morning (he would have given much if duty and his pride had
permitted him to linger a while) no one could have accused him of
being in any degree a comfortable young man. For his last sight of
Miss Bridger had been the flutter of her when she disappeared
through the stable door.</p>
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