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<h2> CHAPTER II </h2>
<p>Ward is a portrait-painter, and in the matter of vogue there seem to be no
pinnacles left for him to surmount. I think he has painted most of the
very rich women of fashion who have come to Paris of late years, and he
has become so prosperous, has such a polite celebrity, and his opinions
upon art are so conclusively quoted, that the friendship of some of us who
started with him has been dangerously strained.</p>
<p>He lives a well-ordered life; he has always led that kind of life. Even in
his student days when I first knew him, I do not remember an occasion upon
which the principal of a New England high-school would have criticised his
conduct. And yet I never heard anyone call him a prig; and, so far as I
know, no one was ever so stupid as to think him one. He was a quiet,
good-looking, well-dressed boy, and he matured into a somewhat reserved,
well-poised man, of impressive distinction in appearance and manner. He
has always been well tended and cared for by women; in his student days
his mother lived with him; his sister, Miss Elizabeth, looks after him
now. She came with him when he returned to Paris after his disappointment
in the unfortunate Harman affair, and she took charge of all his business—as
well as his social—arrangements (she has been accused of a theory
that the two things may be happily combined), making him lease a house in
an expensively modish quarter near the Avenue du Bois de Boulogne. Miss
Elizabeth is an instinctively fashionable woman, practical withal, and to
her mind success should be not only respectable but “smart.”
She does not speak of the “right bank” and the “left
bank” of the Seine; she calls them the “right bank” and
the “wrong bank.” And yet, though she removed George (her word
is “rescued”) from many of his old associations with
Montparnasse, she warmly encouraged my friendship with him—yea, in
spite of my living so deep in the wrong bank that the first time he
brought her to my studio, she declared she hadn’t seen anything so
like Bring-the-child-to-the-old-hag’s-cellar-at-midnight since her
childhood. She is a handsome woman, large, and of a fine, high colour; her
manner is gaily dictatorial, and she and I got along very well together.</p>
<p>Probably she appreciated my going to some pains with the clothes I wore
when I went to their house. My visits there were infrequent, not because I
had any fear of wearing out a welcome, but on account of Miss Elizabeth’s
“day,” when I could see nothing of George for the crowd of
lionising women and time-wasters about him. Her “day” was a
dread of mine; I could seldom remember which day it was, and when I did
she had a way of shifting it so that I was fatally sure to run into it—to
my misery, for, beginning with those primordial indignities suffered in
youth, when I was scrubbed with a handkerchief outside the parlour door as
a preliminary to polite usages, my childhood’s, manhood’s
prayer has been: From all such days, Good Lord, deliver me!</p>
<p>It was George’s habit to come much oftener to see me. He always
really liked the sort of society his sister had brought about him; but now
and then there were intervals when it wore on him a little, I think.
Sometimes he came for me in his automobile and we would make a mild
excursion to breakfast in the country; and that is what happened one
morning about three weeks after the day when we had sought pure air in the
Luxembourg gardens.</p>
<p>We drove out through the Bois and by Suresnes, striking into a roundabout
road to Versailles beyond St. Cloud. It was June, a dustless and balmy
noon, the air thinly gilded by a faint haze, and I know few things
pleasanter than that road on a fair day of the early summer and no sweeter
way to course it than in an open car; though I must not be giving myself
out for a “motorist”—I have not even the right cap. I am
usually nervous in big machines, too; but Ward has never caught the speed
mania and holds a strange power over his chauffeur; so we rolled along
peacefully, not madly, and smoked (like the car) in hasteless content.</p>
<p>“After all,” said George, with a placid wave of the hand,
“I sometimes wish that the landscape had called me. You outdoor men
have all the health and pleasure of living in the open, and as for the
work—oh! you fellows think you work, but you don’t know what
it means.”</p>
<p>“No?” I said, and smiled as I always meanly do when George
“talks art.” He was silent for a few moments and then said
irritably,</p>
<p>“Well, at least you can’t deny that the academic crowd can
DRAW!”</p>
<p>Never having denied it, though he had challenged me in the same way
perhaps a thousand times, I refused to deny it now; whereupon he returned
to his theme: “Landscape is about as simple as a stage fight; two
up, two down, cross and repeat. Take that ahead of us. Could anything be
simpler to paint?”</p>
<p>He indicated the white road running before us between open fields to a
curve, where it descended to pass beneath an old stone culvert. Beyond,
stood a thick grove with a clear sky flickering among the branches. An old
peasant woman was pushing a heavy cart round the curve, a scarlet
handkerchief knotted about her head.</p>
<p>“You think it’s easy?” I asked.</p>
<p>“Easy! Two hours ought to do it as well as it could be done—at
least, the way you fellows do it!” He clenched his fingers as if
upon the handle of a house-painter’s brush. “Slap, dash—there’s
your road.” He paddled the air with the imaginary brush as though
painting the side of a barn. “Swish, swash—there go your
fields and your stone bridge. Fit! Speck! And there’s your old
woman, her red handkerchief, and what your dealer will probably call
‘the human interest,’ all complete. Squirt the edges of your
foliage in with a blow-pipe. Throw a cup of tea over the whole, and there’s
your haze. Call it ‘The Golden Road,’ or ‘The Bath of
Sunlight,’ or ‘Quiet Noon.’ Then you’ll probably
get a criticism beginning, ‘Few indeed have more intangibly detained
upon canvas so poetic a quality of sentiment as this sterling landscapist,
who in Number 136 has most ethereally expressed the profound silence of
evening on an English moor. The solemn hush, the brooding quiet, the
homeward ploughman—‘”</p>
<p>He was interrupted by an outrageous uproar, the grisly scream of a siren
and the cannonade of a powerful exhaust, as a great white touring-car
swung round us from behind at a speed that sickened me to see, and,
snorting thunder, passed us “as if we had been standing still.”</p>
<p>It hurtled like a comet down the curve and we were instantly choking in
its swirling tail of dust.</p>
<p>“Seventy miles an hour!” gasped George, swabbing at his eyes.
“Those are the fellows that get into the pa—Oh, Lord! THERE
they go!”</p>
<p>Swinging out to pass us and then sweeping in upon the reverse curve to
clear the narrow arch of the culvert were too much for the white car; and
through the dust we saw it rock dangerously. In the middle of the road,
ten feet from the culvert, the old woman struggled frantically to get her
cart out of the way. The howl of the siren frightened her perhaps, for she
lost her head and went to the wrong side. Then the shriek of the machine
drowned the human scream as the automobile struck.</p>
<p>The shock of contact was muffled. But the mass of machinery hoisted itself
in the air as if it had a life of its own and had been stung into sudden
madness. It was horrible to see, and so grotesque that a long-forgotten
memory of my boyhood leaped instantaneously into my mind, a recollection
of the evolutions performed by a Newfoundland dog that rooted under a
board walk and found a hive of wild bees.</p>
<p>The great machine left the road for the fields on the right, reared, fell,
leaped against the stone side of the culvert, apparently trying to climb
it, stood straight on end, whirled backward in a half-somersault, crashed
over on its side, flashed with flame and explosion, and lay hidden under a
cloud of dust and smoke.</p>
<p>Ward’s driver slammed down his accelerator, sent us spinning round
the curve, and the next moment, throwing on his brakes, halted sharply at
the culvert.</p>
<p>The fabric of the road was so torn and distorted one might have thought a
steam dredge had begun work there, but the fragments of wreckage were
oddly isolated and inconspicuous. The peasant’s cart, tossed into a
clump of weeds, rested on its side, the spokes of a rimless wheel slowly
revolving on the hub uppermost. Some tools were strewn in a semi-circular
trail in the dust; a pair of smashed goggles crunched beneath my foot as I
sprang out of Ward’s car, and a big brass lamp had fallen in the
middle of the road, crumpled like waste paper. Beside it lay a gold rouge
box.</p>
<p>The old woman had somehow saved herself—or perhaps her saint had
helped her—for she was sitting in the grass by the roadside, wailing
hysterically and quite unhurt. The body of a man lay in a heap beneath the
stone archway, and from his clothes I guessed that he had been the driver
of the white car. I say “had been” because there were reasons
for needing no second glance to comprehend that the man was dead.
Nevertheless, I knelt beside him and placed my hand upon his breast to see
if his heart still beat. Afterward I concluded that I did this because I
had seen it done upon the stage, or had read of it in stories; and even at
the time I realised that it was a silly thing for me to be doing.</p>
<p>Ward, meanwhile, proved more practical. He was dragging a woman out of the
suffocating smoke and dust that shrouded the wreck, and after a moment I
went to help him carry her into the fresh air, where George put his coat
under her head. Her hat had been forced forward over her face and held
there by the twisting of a system of veils she wore; and we had some
difficulty in unravelling this; but she was very much alive, as a series
of muffled imprecations testified, leading us to conclude that her
sufferings were more profoundly of rage than of pain. Finally she pushed
our hands angrily aside and completed the untanglement herself, revealing
the scratched and smeared face of Mariana, the dancer.</p>
<p>“Cornichon! Chameau! Fond du bain!” she gasped, tears of anger
starting from her eyes. She tried to rise before we could help her, but
dropped back with a scream.</p>
<p>“Oh, the pain!” she cried. “That imbecile! If he has let
me break my leg! A pretty dancer I should be! I hope he is killed.”</p>
<p>One of the singularities of motoring on the main-travelled roads near
Paris is the prevalence of cars containing physicians and surgeons.
Whether it be testimony to the opportunism, to the sporting proclivities,
or to the prosperity of gentlemen of those professions, I do not know, but
it is a fact that I have never heard of an accident (and in the season
there is an accident every day) on one of these roads when a doctor in an
automobile was not almost immediately a chance arrival, and fortunately
our case offered no exception to this rule. Another automobile had already
come up and the occupants were hastily alighting. Ward shouted to the
foremost to go for a doctor.</p>
<p>“I am a doctor,” the man answered, advancing and kneeling
quickly by the dancer. “And you—you may be of help yonder.”</p>
<p>We turned toward the ruined car where Ward’s driver was shouting for
us.</p>
<p>“What is it?” called Ward as we ran toward him.</p>
<p>“Monsieur,” he replied, “there is some one under the
tonneau here!”</p>
<p>The smoke had cleared a little, though a rivulet of burning gasoline ran
from the wreck to a pool of flame it was feeding in the road. The front
cushions and woodwork had caught fire and a couple of labourers, panting
with the run across the fields, were vainly belabouring the flames with
brushwood. From beneath the overturned tonneau projected the lower part of
a man’s leg, clad in a brown puttee and a russet shoe. Ward’s
driver had brought his tools; had jacked up the car as high as possible;
but was still unable to release the imprisoned body.</p>
<p>“I have seized that foot and pulled with all my strength,” he
said, “and I cannot make him move one centimetre. It is necessary
that as many people as possible lay hold of the car on the side away from
the fire and all lift together. Yes,” he added, “and very
soon!”</p>
<p>Some carters had come from the road and one of them lay full length on the
ground peering beneath the wreck. “It is the head of monsieur,”
explained this one; “it is the head of monsieur which is fastened
under there.”</p>
<p>“Eh, but you are wiser than Clemenceau!” said the chauffeur.
“Get up, my ancient, and you there, with the brushwood, let the fire
go for a moment and help, when I say the word. And you, monsieur,”
he turned to Ward, “if you please, will you pull with me upon the
ankle here at the right moment?”</p>
<p>The carters, the labourers, the men from the other automobile, and I laid
hold of the car together.</p>
<p>“Now, then, messieurs, LIFT!”</p>
<p>Stifled with the gasoline smoke, we obeyed. One or two hands were scorched
and our eyes smarted blindingly, but we gave a mighty heave, and felt the
car rising.</p>
<p>“Well done!” cried the chauffeur. “Well done! But a
little more! The smallest fraction—HA! It is finished, messieurs!”</p>
<p>We staggered back, coughing and wiping our eyes. For a minute or two I
could not see at all, and was busy with a handkerchief.</p>
<p>Ward laid his hand on my shoulder.</p>
<p>“Do you know who it is?” he asked.</p>
<p>“Yes, of course,” I answered.</p>
<p>When I could see again, I found that I was looking almost straight down
into the upturned face of Larrabee Harman, and I cannot better express
what this man had come to be, and what the degradation of his life had
written upon him, than by saying that the dreadful thing I looked upon now
was no more horrible a sight than the face I had seen, fresh from the
valet and smiling in ugly pride at the starers, as he passed the terrace
of Larue on the day before the Grand Prix.</p>
<p>We helped to carry him to the doctor’s car, and to lift the dancer
into Ward’s, and to get both of them out again at the hospital at
Versailles, where they were taken. Then, with no need to ask each other if
we should abandon our plan to breakfast in the country, we turned toward
Paris, and rolled along almost to the barriers in silence.</p>
<p>“Did it seem to you,” said George finally, “that a man
so frightfully injured could have any chance of getting well?”</p>
<p>“No,” I answered. “I thought he was dying as we carried
him into the hospital.”</p>
<p>“So did I. The top of his head seemed all crushed in—Whew!”
He broke off, shivering, and wiped his brow. After a pause he added
thoughtfully, “It will be a great thing for Louise.”</p>
<p>Louise was the name of his second cousin, the girl who had done battle
with all her family and then run away from them to be Larrabee Harman’s
wife. Remembering the stir that her application for divorce had made, I
did not understand how Harman’s death could benefit her, unless
George had some reason to believe that he had made a will in her favour.
However, the remark had been made more to himself than to me and I did not
respond.</p>
<p>The morning papers flared once more with the name of Larrabee Harman, and
we read that there was “no hope of his surviving.” Ironic
phrase! There was not a soul on earth that day who could have hoped for
his recovery, or who—for his sake—cared two straws whether he
lived or died. And the dancer had been right; one of her legs was badly
broken: she would never dance again.</p>
<p>Evening papers reported that Harman was “lingering.” He was
lingering the next day. He was lingering the next week, and the end of a
month saw him still “lingering.” Then I went down to Capri,
where—for he had been after all the merest episode to me—I was
pleased to forget all about him.</p>
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