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<h2> XVII. FUNNY CATS </h2>
<p><span>P</span>ETER avoided the main street, for he was aware he was a curious sight in
his blanket serape, and it was too comfortable to throw away, and, in
addition, would be his only bed clothing when he reached his boat. He
hurried along Oak Street as less frequented than the main street, for he
had almost the entire length of the town to pass through. As it was
growing late he was anxious to strike the bluff road in time to catch a
ride with some homeward-bound farmer. His bag of provisions was still at
the farmer's on the hillside; the shanty-boat awaited him, and he must
take up his life where it had been interrupted. For the present he was
powerless to aid either Susie or Buddy.</p>
<p>Peter had a long walk before him if he did not catch a ride, and he
started briskly, but in front of the Baptist Church he paused. A bulletin
board stood before the door calling attention to a sale to be held in the
Sunday-school room, and the heading of the announcement caught his eye.
“All For The Children,” it said. It seemed that there were poor children
in the town—children with insufficient clothes, children with no
shoes, children without underwear, and a sale was to be held for them;
candy, cakes, fancy work, toys and all the usual Christmas-time church
sale articles were enumerated. Peter read the bulletin, and passed on.</p>
<p>He was successful in catching a ride, and found his sack of provisions at
the farmer's and carried it to the boat on his back. The boat was as he
had left it, and little damage had been done during his absence. The river
had fallen and his temporary mooring rope—too taut to permit the
strain—had snapped, but the shanty-boat had grounded and was safe
locked in the ice until spring. Inside the cabin not a thing had been
touched. The shavings still lay on the floor where they had fallen while
he was making Buddy's last toy, and the toys themselves were under the
bunk just as he had left them. Peter felt a pang of loneliness as he
gathered them up and placed them on his table with the new stockings and
the A. B. C. blocks. He put the new “Bibel” on the clock-shelf.</p>
<p>The toys made quite an array, and Peter looked at them one by one,
thinking of the child. There were more than a dozen of them—all
sorts of animals—and they still bore the marks of Buddy's fingers.
It was quite dark by the time Peter had stowed away his provisions, and he
lighted the lamp, with a newly formed resolution in his mind. He dropped
the A. B. C. blocks into the depths of his gunny-sack and, looking at each
for the last time, let the crudely carved animals follow, one by one. He
held the funny cat in his hand quite a while, hesitatingly, and then set
it on the clock-shelf beside the Bible, but almost immediately he took it
down again and dropped it among its fellows in the sack. The Bible, too,
he took from the shelf and put in the sack, and, last of all, he added the
few bits of clothing Buddy had left in his flight. He tied the neck of the
sack firmly with seine twine and set it under the table. All his mementos
of Buddy were in that sack, and Peter, with a sigh, chose a clean piece of
maple wood, seated himself on the edge of the bunk, and began whittling a
kitchen spoon. Once more he was alone; once more he was a hermit; once
more he was a mere jack-knife man, and Buddy was but a memory.</p>
<p>Peter tried to put even the memory out of his mind, but that was not as
easy as putting toys in a gunny-sack. If he tried to think of painting the
boat, he had to think of George Rapp, and then he could think of nothing
but the hasty parting in Rapp's barn and how the soft kinks of Buddy's
hair snuggled under the rough blanket hood. If he tried to think of wooden
spoons he thought of funny cats. And if he tried to think of nothing he
caught Booge's nonsense rhymes running through his head and saw Buddy
clinging eagerly to Booge's knee and begging, “Sing it again, Booge, sing
it again.”</p>
<p>“Thunder!” he exclaimed at last, “I wisht I had that clock to take apart.”</p>
<p>He put the unfinished spoon aside and, choosing another piece of maple
wood, began whittling a funny cat, singing, “Go tell the little baby, the
baby, the baby,” as he worked. It was late when his eyelids drooped and he
wrapped himself in his blanket. Three more cats had been added to the
animals in the gunny-sack.</p>
<p>“Some little kid like Buddy'll like them,” he thought with satisfaction,
and dropped asleep.</p>
<p>Early the next morning he tramped across the “bottom” to the farmer's.</p>
<p>“You said you was going to town to-day,” Peter said, “and I thought maybe
you'd leave this sack at the Baptist Church for me, if it ain't too much
out of your way. It's some old truck I won't have any use for, and I took
notice they were having a sale there today. You don't need to say
anything. Just hand it in.”</p>
<p>Before the farmer could ask him in to have breakfast Peter had disappeared
toward the wood-yard, and when, later, he started for town he could hear
Peter's saw.</p>
<p>At the Baptist Church the farmer left the sack. A dozen or more women were
busily arranging for the sale, and one of them took the sack, holding it
well out from her skirt.</p>
<p>“For our sale? How nice!” she cried in the excited tone women acquire when
a number of them are working together in a church. “Who are we to thank
for it?”</p>
<p>“Oh, I guess there ain't no thanks necessary,” said the farmer. “I guess
you won't find it much. I just brought it along because I promised I
would. It's from a shanty-boatman down my way—Lane 's his name—Peter
Lane.”</p>
<p>“Oh,” said the woman, her voice losing much of its enthusiasm. “Yes, I
know who he is. He's the jack-knife man. Tell him Mrs. Vandyne thanks him;
it is very kind of him to think of us.”</p>
<p>“All right! Gedap!”</p>
<p>Mrs. Vandyne carried the sack into the Sunday school room and snipped the
twine with her scissors, which hung from her belt on a pink ribbon. She
was a charming little woman, with bright eyes and rosy cheeks, and she was
the more excited this afternoon because she had been able to bring her
friend and visitor, Mrs. Montgomery, and Mrs. Montgomery was making a real
impression. Mrs. Montgomery was from New York, and just how wealthy and
socially important she was at home every one knew, and yet she mingled
with the ladies quite as if she was one of them. And not only that, but
she had ideas. Her manner of arranging the apron table, as she had once
arranged one for the Actors' Fair, was enough to show she was no common
person. Already her ideas had quite changed the old cut and dried
arrangements. At her request ladies were constantly running out to buy
rolls of crêpe paper and other inexpensive decorative accessories, and the
dull gray room was blossoming into a fairy garden.</p>
<p>“And when you come to-night, I want each of you to wear a huge bow of
crêpe paper on your hair, and—what have you there, Jane?”</p>
<p>Mrs. Montgomery, although beyond her fortieth year, had the fresh and
youthfully bright face of a girl of eighteen. She was one of those
splendidly large women who retain a vivid interest in life and all its
details, and Mrs. Vandyne, who was smaller and lesser in every way, was
her Riverbank counterpart.</p>
<p>“Nothing much,” Mrs. Vandyne answered, dipping her hand into the sack.
“But it was kind of the man to send what he could. Wooden spoons, I
suppose. Well, will you look at this, Anna?”</p>
<p>It was one of the “funny cats.” Mrs. Vandyne held it up, that all the
ladies might see.</p>
<p>“How <i>perfectly</i> ridiculous!” exclaimed Mrs. Wilcox. “What <i>do</i>
you suppose it was meant to be? <i>Do</i> you suppose it is a bear?”</p>
<p>“Or an otter, or something?” asked Mrs. Ferguson. “Oh, I know! It's a
squirrel. Did you ever see anything so—so ridiculous!”</p>
<p>The ladies, all except Mrs. Montgomery, laughed gleefully at the funny cat
Buddy had hugged and loved.</p>
<p>“We might get a dime for it, anyway, Alice,” said one. “Are there any
more? They will help fill the toy table. Do you think they would spoil the
toy table, Mrs. Montgomery?”</p>
<p>The New Yorker had taken the cat in her hand, and Mrs. Vandyne was
standing one after another of Peter's toys on the table.</p>
<p>“Spoil it!” exclaimed Mrs. Montgomery enthusiastically. “I have not seen
anything so naïve since I was in Russia. It is like the Russian peasant
toys, but different, too. It has a character of its own. Oh, how
charming!”</p>
<p>She had seized another of the funny animals.</p>
<p>“But what <i>is</i> it?” asked Mrs. Wilcox.</p>
<p>“Mercy! I don't know what it <i>is</i>,” laughed Mrs. Montgomery. “What
does that matter? You can call it a cat—it looks something like a
cat—yes! I'm sure it is a cat. Or a squirrel. That doesn't matter.
Can't you see that no one but a master impressionist could have done them?
Just see how he has done it all with a dozen quick turns of his—his—”</p>
<p>“Jack-knife,” Mrs. Vandyne supplied. “<i>Do</i> you think they are worth
anything, Alice?”</p>
<p>“Worth anything?” exclaimed Mrs. Montgomery. “My dear, they are worth
anything you want to ask for them. Really, they are little masterpieces.
Can't you see how refreshing they are, after all the painted and prim toys
we see in the shops? Just look at this funny frog, or whatever it is.”</p>
<p>The ladies all laughed.</p>
<p>“You see,” said Mrs. Montgomery, “you can't help laughing at it. The man
that made it has humor, and he has art and—and untrammeled vision,
and really the most wonderful technique.”</p>
<p>Peter Lane and the technique of a jack-knife!</p>
<p>The ladies of the Baptist Aid Society were too surprised to gasp. The
enthusiasm of Mrs. Montgomery took their breath away, and Mrs. Montgomery
was not loth to speak still more, with a discoverer's natural pride in her
discovery. She examined one toy after another, and her enthusiasm grew,
and infected the other women. They, too, began to see the charm of Peter's
handiwork and to glimpse what Mrs. Montgomery had seen clearly: that the
toys were the result of a frank, humorous, boyish imagination combined
with a man's masterly sureness of touch. Here was no jig-saw,
paper-patterned, conventional German or French slopshop toy, daubed over
with ill-smelling paint. She tried to tell the ladies this, and being in
New York the president of several important art and literary and musical
societies, she succeeded.</p>
<p>“We must ask twenty-five cents apiece for them,” said Mrs. Ferguson.</p>
<p>“Oh! twenty-five cents! A dollar at least,” said Mrs. Montgomery. “The
work of an artist. Don't you see it is not the intrinsic value but the art
the people will pay for?”</p>
<p>“But do you think Riverbank will pay a dollar for art?” asked Mrs.
Vandyne.</p>
<p>Mrs. Montgomery glanced over the toys. “I will pay a dollar apiece for all
of them, and be glad to get them,” she said. “I feel—I feel as if
this alone made my trip to Riverbank worth while. You have no idea what it
will mean to go home and take with me anything so new and unconventional.
I shall be famous, I assure you, as the discoverer of—”</p>
<p>“His name is Peter Lane,” said Mrs. Vandyne. “He is one of the
shanty-boatmen that live on the river. A little, mildly-blue-eyed man; a
sort of hermit. They call him the Jack-knife Man, because he whittles
wooden spoons and peddles them.”</p>
<p>“Oh, he <i>will</i> be a success!” cried Mrs. Montgomery. “Even his name
is delicious. Peter Lane! Isn't it old-fashioned and charming? Peter Lane,
the Jack-knife Man! How many of these toys may I have, Anna?”</p>
<p>“I want one!” said Mrs. Wilcox promptly, and before the ladies were
through, Mrs. Montgomery had to insist that she be permitted to claim two
of the toys by her right as discoverer.</p>
<p>Later, as they went homeward for supper, Mrs. Vandyne gave a happy little
laugh.</p>
<p>“That was splendid, Alice,” she said. “To think you were able to <i>make</i>
them pay a dollar apiece for those awful toys!”</p>
<p>“Awful!” exclaimed Mrs. Montgomery. “My dear, I meant every word I said.
You will see! Your Peter Lane is going to make me famous yet!”</p>
<p>That evening, while Peter sat in his shanty-boat, lonely and thinking of
Buddy as he whittled a spoon, Mrs. Montgomery stood, tall and imposing and
sweet-faced, behind the toy table on which all of Buddy's toys stood with
“Sold” tags strung on them, and told about Peter Lane, the Jack-knife Man.</p>
<p>“I'm very sorry,” she said time after time, “but they are all sold. We do
not know yet whether we can persuade the Jack-knife Man to make
duplicates, but we will take your order subject to his whim, if you wish.
We cannot promise anything definite. Artists are so notably
irresponsible.”</p>
<p>But there was one voice which, had Peter been able to hear it, would have
set him making jack-knife toys on the instant. While the ladies of the
Baptist Church were exclaiming over the toys in the Sunday school room a
small boy with freckles and white, kinky hair, was leaning on the knee of
a harsh-faced woman in a white farm house three miles up the river-road.</p>
<p>“Auntie Potter,” he said longingly, “I wish Uncle Peter would come and
make me a funny cat.”</p>
<p>“If he don't,” said Mrs. Potter with great vigor, “he's a wuthless scamp.”</p>
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