<h2><SPAN name="XXXII" id="XXXII"></SPAN>XXXII</h2>
<p class="caption">THE SKUNK</p>
<p>Always and everywhere in evil repute
and bad odor, hunted, trapped, and
killed, a pest and a fur-bearer, it is a
wonder that the skunk is not exterminated,
and that he is not even uncommon.</p>
<p>With an eye to the main chance, the
fur-trapper spares him when fur is not
prime, but when the letter "R" has become
well established in the months the
cruel trap gapes for him at his outgoing
and incoming, at the door of every
discovered burrow, while all the year
round the farmer, sportsman, and poultry-grower
wage truceless war against him.</p>
<p>Notwithstanding this general outlawry,
when you go forth of a winter
morning, after a night of thaw or tempered
chill, you see his authentic signature
on the snow, the unmistakable
diagonal row of four footprints each, or<span class="pagenum">[155]</span>
short-spaced alternate tracks, where he
has sallied out for a change from the
subterranean darkness of his burrow, or
from his as rayless borrowed quarters
beneath the barn, to the starlight or pale
gloom of midnight winter landscape.</p>
<p>More often are you made aware of his
continued survival by another sense than
sight, when his far-reaching odor comes
down the vernal breeze or waft of summer
air, rankly overbearing all the fragrance
of springing verdure, or perfume
of flowers and new-mown hay, and you
well know who has somewhere and somehow
been forced to take most offensively
the defensive.</p>
<p>It may be said of him that his actions
speak louder than his words. Yet
the voiceless creature sometimes makes
known his presence by sound, and
frightens the belated farm boy, whom
he curiously follows with a mysterious,
hollow beating of his feet upon the
ground.</p>
<p>Patches of neatly inverted turf in
a grub-infested pasture tell those who
know his ways that the skunk has been
doing the farmer good service here, and<span class="pagenum">[156]</span>
making amends for poultry stealing,
and you are inclined to regard him with
more favor. But when you come upon
the empty shells of a raided partridge
nest, your sportsman's wrath is enkindled
against him for forestalling your
gun. Yet who shall say that you had a
better right to the partridges than he to
the eggs?</p>
<p>If you are so favored, you can but admire
the pretty sight of the mother with
her cubs basking in a sunny nook or
leading them afield in single file, a black
and white procession.</p>
<p>If by another name the rose would
smell as sweet, our old acquaintance is
in far better odor for change of appellation
from that so suggestive of his rank
offenses. What beauty of fair faces
would be spoiled with scorn by a hint of
the vulgar name which in unadorned
truth belongs to the handsome glossy
black muff and boa that keep warm those
dainty fingers and swan-like neck. Yet
through the furrier's art and cunning
they undergo a magic transformation
into something to be worn with pride,
and the every-day wear of the despised<span class="pagenum">[157]</span>
outlaw becomes the prized apparel of
the fair lady.</p>
<p>If unto this humble night wanderer is
vouchsafed a life beyond his brief earthly
existence, imagine him in that unhunted,
trapless paradise of uncounted eggs and
callow nestlings, grinning a wide derisive
smile as he beholds what fools we mortals
be, so fooled by ourselves and one
another.<span class="pagenum">[158]</span></p>
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