<h2><SPAN name="XXXVII" id="XXXVII"></SPAN>XXXVII</h2>
<p class="caption">THE RED SQUIRREL</p>
<p>A hawk, flashing the old gold of his
pinions in the face of the sun, flings
down a shrill, husky cry of intense
scorn; a jay scolds like a shrew; from
his safe isolation in the midwater, a loon
taunts you and the awakening winds
with his wild laughter; there is a jeer in
the chuckling diminuendo of the woodchuck's
whistle, a taunt in the fox's
gasping bark as he scurries unseen behind
the veil of night; and a scoff on
hunters and hounds and cornfield owners
is flung out through the gloaming in
the raccoon's quavering cry. But of all
the wild world's inhabitants, feathered or
furred, none outdo the saucy red squirrel
in taunts, gibes, and mockery of their
common enemy.</p>
<p>He is inspired with derision that is
expressed in every tone and gesture.
His agile form is vibrant with it when<span class="pagenum">[179]</span>
he flattens himself against a tree-trunk,
toes and tail quivering with intensity of
ridicule as fully expressed in every motion
as in his nasal snicker and throaty
chuckle or in the chattering jeer that
he pours down when he has attained a
midway or topmost bough and cocks his
tail with a saucy curve above his arched
back.</p>
<p>When he persistently retires within
his wooden tower, he still peers out
saucily from his lofty portal, and if he
disappears you may yet hear the smothered
chuckle wherewith he continues to
tickle his ribs. When in a less scornful
mood, he is at least supremely indifferent,
deigning to regard you with but the
corner of an eye, while he rasps a nut
or chips a cone.</p>
<p>Ordinarily you must be philosophical
or godly to suffer gibes with equanimity,
but you need be neither to endure
the scoffs of this buffoon of the woods
and waysides. They only amuse you
as they do him, and you could forgive
these tricks tenfold multiplied if he had
no worse, and love him if he were but
half as good as he is beautiful.<span class="pagenum">[180]</span></p>
<p>He exasperates when he cuts off your
half-grown apples and pears in sheer
wantonness, injuring you and profiting
himself only in the pleasure of seeing
and hearing them fall. But you are
heated with a hotter wrath when he reveals
his chief wickedness, and you catch
sight of him stealthily skulking along
the leafy by-paths of the branches, silently
intent on evil deeds and plotting
the murder of callow innocents. Quite
noiseless now, himself, his whereabouts
are only indicated by the distressful outcry
of the persecuted and sympathizing
birds and the fluttering swoops of their
futile attacks upon the marauder. Then
when you see him gliding away, swift
and silent as a shadow, bearing a half-naked
fledgeling in his jaws, if this is
the first revelation of such wickedness,
you are as painfully surprised as if you
had discovered a little child in some
wanton act of cruelty.</p>
<p>It seems quite out of all fitness of nature
that this merry fellow should turn
murderer, that this dainty connoisseur
of choice nuts and tender buds, and
earliest discoverer and taster of the<span class="pagenum">[181]</span>
maple's sweetness, should become so
grossly carnivorous and savagely bloodthirsty.
But anon he will cajole you
with pretty ways into forgetfulness and
forgiveness of his crimes. You find
yourself offering, in extenuation of his
sins, confession of your own offenses.
Have not you, too, wrought havoc among
harmless broods and brought sorrow to
feathered mothers and woodland homes?
Is he worse than you, or are you better
than he? Against his sins you set his
beauty and tricksy manners, and for them
would not banish him out of the world
nor miss the incomparable touch of wild
life that his presence gives it.<span class="pagenum">[182]</span></p>
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