<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_VII" id="CHAPTER_VII">CHAPTER VII</SPAN></h2>
<div class='chaptertitle'>ALL THE PERQUISITES PERTAINING
THERETO</div>
<p>Bobby obediently exchanged the four
quarters for the dollar despite the frantic
efforts of the puppy to see what was going
on. The dollar was heavy in his hand and
it was very thick. Bobby felt quite wealthy,
able to buy all sorts of things, an edge-cation
or . . . or perhaps even birthdays! His eyes
grew big and round.</p>
<p>The Man with the Pocketful of Quarters
had just said a moment before that a boy
could buy all sorts of things with a dollar.
And a dollar is lots of money even to a boy
with seven birthdays! In his excitement<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_53" id="Page_53">[53]</SPAN></span>
Bobby almost dropped the puppy, retaining
his hold on that delight by one leg only.
His eyes sparkled with the intensity of the
desire lighted in them.</p>
<p>"Is it enough to buy a birthdays?" he
asked, stammering in his eagerness.</p>
<p>The lady gasped at the question and the
man was too staggered to do anything at
first; finally he exploded into that huge
laughter which always seemed to Bobby to
fill the room. He didn't mind the laughter
for he knew the man was not making fun of
him.</p>
<p>"I don't know, Bobby," said the man
when he had stopped laughing. "I've never
heard of anybody selling his birthday. You
might try and see."</p>
<p>Bobby turned at once to the Lady Who
Likes Little Boys.</p>
<p>"Your little boy ain't not never coming
back," he fairly stammered in his excitement.
"Would he sell me a birthdays?"</p>
<p>And he held out the round, shining dollar.</p>
<p>The lady shrank back from him and went
suddenly all white. Bobby knew he had
done something wrong, but couldn't for the
life of him imagine what it was.</p>
<p>The father of the boy with seven birthdays
went quickly to his wife.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_54" id="Page_54">[54]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"He's got grit and perseverance," said
the man. "A birthday looks good to him
and he won't give up till he gets one. It
would make him happy as a king, Alice."</p>
<p>She hid her face on his shoulder.</p>
<p>"I can't, Alfred. Don't ask that."</p>
<p>Bobby didn't understand what it was <em>she</em>
couldn't do, but felt that he had in some way
hurt her and his lower lip began to move
unsteadily.</p>
<p>"It's only day-after-tomorrow, Alice,"
pleaded the man.</p>
<p>"It's Edward's," replied the Lady. "You
have no heart or you couldn't. . . ."</p>
<p>The man looked at Bobby and then said
in a low voice to his wife:</p>
<p>"Day-after-tomorrow is never to-day."</p>
<p>Bobby's heart smote him anew, for he saw
water running down the Lady's face as she
lifted her head. It had all been caused by
his wanting a birthdays. Very well, he
would pretend he didn't want a birthdays
any more; then perhaps the water would go
out of the Lady's eyes.</p>
<p>"Don't want a birthdays," he announced
with a suspicious dolefulness in his voice.
"It doesn't not feel good."</p>
<p>"Look at him, Alice," said the man.</p>
<p>Bobby didn't want the Lady to see the<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_55" id="Page_55">[55]</SPAN></span>
water in <em>his</em> eyes, so he tried to rub it out,
but the tightly clutched dollar got in the
way, and the lady must have seen what he
was doing, for she simply rushed at Bobby
and gathered him, puppy, dollar and all, into
her arms and kissed him forty or a dozen
times and held his face against her wet
cheek.</p>
<p>"Birthdays can't be bought, Bobby, but
you shall have one all of your very own.
I'll <em>give</em> you one."</p>
<p>"Don't not want any," whimpered Bobby.</p>
<p>"Not if <em>I</em> give you one?" asked the lady,
wiping the water out of her eyes. "We'll
give you our little boy's."</p>
<p>Bobby kept perfectly still and in that stillness
a miracle was performed; that trembling
lip of his, without stopping its trembling, was
transformed into a joyful smile. And when
the Lady saw it, <em>she</em> smiled too.</p>
<p>"I've been selfish and . . . rebellious," said
her sweet, low voice right at his ear, but she
was looking up at the Man with the Pocketful
of Quarters when she said it.</p>
<p>The man blew his nose and made such a
loud noise that it startled Bobby and the
Lady. They looked into one another's face
and then began to smile like persons sharing
a happy secret that no one else knew.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_56" id="Page_56">[56]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"I'll draw it up on paper, son," said the
man, "and then if you ever lose it again,
whoever finds the paper will know <em>that</em>
birthday belongs to you and return it."</p>
<p>He went to the writing desk in one corner
of the room, took paper, pen and ink and
began to write. When all the water had gone
out of the eyes of Bobby and the Lady, they
went over to watch the man who was writing
away rapidly and smiling to himself.</p>
<p>"There you are," he said at last, with a
concluding flourish, and handed the paper to
his wife. She smiled as if it hurt her to
read what he had written, and pressed Bobby
more closely to her.</p>
<p>"Now we must sign it," said the man.</p>
<p>With another flourish, he wrote his name
on the paper. His wife's lip trembled just
like Bobby's as she signed it. Then the
man took Bobby on his lap and guided his
hand in making a big cross, and then wrote
something himself above and below the
mark Bobby made.</p>
<p>"Is that a birthdays?" asked Bobby.</p>
<p>"No," replied the Lady, "it's just proof
that we have given you a birthday. If
anybody ever doesn't believe you have one,
just show him that, and he'll know that you
have."</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_57" id="Page_57">[57]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"I'll read it to you, son," said the man
and proceeded to read in a big, booming
voice:</p>
<p>"Done at Our House this Second Day of
August, 1916. We, Alfred and Alice Anning,
do hereby and herewith give and convey to
Bobby North, Day-After-Tomorrow, which
on every Second Day of August becomes To-Day,
to be his very own birthday forever.
<em>This</em> Day-After-Tomorrow is his fifth birthday;
the next one will be his sixth. No one
can take this birthday from him because it is
ours to give. Whenever Day-After-Tomorrow
comes, the aforesaid Bobby North
is to have his birthday with a celebration
and all the perquisites pertaining thereto.
In witness whereof our signatures are herewith
attached.</p>
<div class='right'>
Signed: Alfred Anning<br/>
Alice Anning.<br/></div>
<div class='center'>Bobby North</div>
<div class='unindent'>Accepted by<br/></div>
<div class='center'>His <span class='big'><b>X</b></span> Mark."<br/></div>
<p>"There, I guess that's all ship-shape and
tight enough so water can't leak through,"
said the man and offered the paper to Bobby.
He accepted it gravely, as one should in such
important matters, then smiled up at the<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_58" id="Page_58">[58]</SPAN></span>
Lady whose lip still twitched curiously. He
looked thoughtfully at the paper in his hand.</p>
<p>"A birthdays and perk—perk—"</p>
<p>"And all the perquisites pertaining thereto,"
said the man, helping him out.</p>
<p>"What is perk-<em>wiz</em>its?" Bobby asked.</p>
<p>"Perk-<em>wiz</em>its," replied the man gravely, "are
the things that go with birthdays, a celebration,
marbles, cake and ice cream, pocket
knives, pigs and pups. Why, look at that pup!"</p>
<p>Bobby looked and the puppy had the
precious bit of paper in his mouth and was
trying to swallow it!</p>
<p>The man opened the puppy's mouth and
rescued Bobby's birthdays.</p>
<p>"I was only just in time," he confided to
Bobby. "A second later and that dog
would have swallowed it. Then where would
your birthdays have been?"</p>
<p>Bobby took time to consider. In due
course he arrived at a decision.</p>
<p>"Long's the puppy's mine, I'd have the
birthdays, too."</p>
<p>He joined in the laughter of his two friends
without quite knowing why.</p>
<p>"Keep the paper in your pocket, Bobby.
If the dog eats it you couldn't prove to anybody
that you had a birthday. Now we
are going to continue the celebration."</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_59" id="Page_59">[59]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>All day long that celebration lasted and
Bobby was so happy and excited and had so
many good things to eat and so many wonderful
things to do that he didn't know where
the hours had gone when the man said the
day was almost over and that it was time to
take him back to Mr. Eller's.</p>
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