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<h3> CHAPTER VII <br/> THE HOTEL SPLENDIDE </h3>
<p>Mr. Joseph Almer, proprietor of the
Hotel Splendide, on Gibraltar's Waterport
Street, was alone in his office, busy over
his books. The day was August fifth. The
night before the cable had flashed word to
General Sir George Crandall, Governor-general
of the Rock, that England had hurled herself
into the great war. But that was no concern
of Mr. Joseph Almer except as it affected the
hotel business; admittedly it did bring
complications there.</p>
<p>A sleek well-fed Swiss he was; one whose
neutrality was publicly as impervious as the
rocky barriers of his home land. A bland eye
and a suave professional smile were the
ever-present advertisements of urbanity on Joseph
Almer's chubby countenance. He spoke with
an accent that might have got him into
trouble with the English masters of the Rock had
they not known that certain cantons in
Switzerland occupy an unfortunate contiguity with
Germany, and Almer, therefore, was hardly
to be blamed for an accident of birth. From
a window of his office, he looked out on crooked
Waterport Street, where all the world of the
Mediterranean shuffled by on shoes, slippers
and bare feet. Just across his desk was the
Hotel Splendide's reception room—a sad
retreat, wherein a superannuated parlor set of
worn red plush tried to give the lie to the
reflection cast back at it by the dingy
gold-framed mirror over the battered fireplace.
Gaudy steamship posters and lithographs of the
Sphinx and kindred tourists' delights were the
walls' only decorations. Not even the potted
palm, which is the hotel man's cure-all, was
there to screen the interior of the
office-reception room from the curious eyes of the
street, just beyond swinging glass doors.
Joseph Almer had taken poetic license with the
word "splendide"; but in Gibraltar that is
permissible; necessary, in fact. Little there lives
up to its reputation save the Rock itself.</p>
<p>It was four in the afternoon. The street
outside steamed with heat, and the odors that
make Gibraltar a lasting memory were at their
prime of distillation. The proprietor of the
Splendide was nodding over his books. A light
footfall on the boards beyond the desk roused
him. A girl with two cigar boxes under her
arm slipped, like a shadow, up to the desk. She
was dressed in the bright colors of Spain,
claret-colored skirt under a broad Romany
sash, and with thin white waist, open at rounded
throat. A cheap tortoise-shell comb held her
coils of chestnut hair high on her head. Louisa
of the Wilhelmstrasse; but not the same Louisa—the
sophisticated Louisa of the Café Riche
and the Winter Garden. A timid little cigar
maker she was, here in Gibraltar.</p>
<p>"Louisa!" Almer's head bobbed up on a suddenly
stiffened neck as he whispered her name.
She set her boxes of cigars on the desk, opened
them, and as she made gestures to point the
worthiness of her wares, she spoke swiftly, and
in a half whisper:</p>
<p>"All is as we hoped, Almer. He comes on
the <i>Princess Mary</i>—a cablegram from Koch
just got through to-day. I wanted——"</p>
<p>"You mean——" Almer thrust his head forward
in his eagerness, and his eyes were bright
beads.</p>
<p>"Captain Woodhouse—our Captain Woodhouse!" The
girl's voice trembled in exultation.
"And his number—his Wilhelmstrasse
number—is—listen carefully: Nineteen Thirty-two."</p>
<p>"Nineteen Thirty-two," Almer repeated, under
his breath. Then aloud: "On the <i>Princess
Mary</i>, you say?"</p>
<p>"Yes; she is already anchored in the straits.
The tenders are coming ashore. He will come
here, for such were his directions in
Alexandria." Louisa started to move toward the street
door.</p>
<p>"But you," Almer stopped her; "the English
are making a round-up of suspects on the
Rock. They will ask questions—perhaps
arrest——"</p>
<p>"Me? No, I think not. Just because I was
away from Gibraltar for six weeks and have
returned so recently is not enough to rouse
suspicion. Haven't I been Josepha, the cigar
girl, to every Tommy in the garrison for
nearly a year? No—no, señor; you are wrong.
These are the purest cigars made south of
Madrid. Indeed, señor."</p>
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"Haven't I been Josepha for nearly a year?"</p>
<p>The girl had suddenly changed her tone to
one of professional wheedling, for she saw
three entering the door. Almer lifted his voice
angrily:</p>
<p>"Josepha, your mother is substituting with
these cigars. Take them back and tell her if
I catch her doing this again it means the cells
for her."</p>
<p>The cigar girl bowed her head in simulated
fright, sped past the incoming tourists, and
lost herself in the shifting crowd on the street.
Almer permitted himself to mutter angrily as
he turned back to his books.</p>
<p>"You see, mother? See that hotel keeper
lose his temper and tongue-lash that poor girl?
Just what I tell you—these foreigners don't
know how to be polite to ladies."</p>
<p>Henry J. Sherman—"yes, sir, of Kewanee,
Illynoy"—mopped his bald pink dome and
glared truculently at the insulting back of
Joseph Almer. Mrs. Sherman, the lady of direct
impulses who had contrived to stare Captain
Woodhouse out of countenance in the Winter
Garden not long back, cast herself despondently
on the decrepit lounge and appeared to need
little invitation to be precipitated into a crying
spell. Her daughter Kitty, a winsome little
slip, stood behind her, arms about the mother's
neck, and her hands stroking the maternal
cheeks.</p>
<p>"There—there, mother; everything'll come
out right," Kitty vaguely assured. Mrs. Sherman,
determined to have no eye for the cloud's
silver lining, rocked back and forth on the sofa
and gave voice to her woe:</p>
<p>"Oh, we'll never see Kewanee again. I know
it! I know it! With everybody pushing and
shoving us away from the steamers—everybody
refusing to cash our checks, and all
this fighting going on somewhere up among
the Belgians——" The lady from Kewanee
pulled out the stopper of her grief, and the
tears came copiously. Mr. Sherman, who had
made an elaborate pretense of studying a
steamer guide he found on the table, looked up
hurriedly and blew his nose loudly in sympathy.</p>
<p>"Cheer up, mother. Even if this first trip
of ours—this 'Grand Tower,' as the guide-books
call it—has been sorta tough, we had one
compensation anyway. We saw the Palace of
Peace at the Hague before the war broke out.
Guess they're leasing it for a skating rink now,
though."</p>
<p>"How can you joke when we're in such a
fix? He-Henry, you ne-never do take things
seriously!"</p>
<p>"Why not joke, mother? Only thing you can
do over here you don't have to pay for. Cheer
up! There's the <i>Saxonia</i> due here from Naples
some time soon. Maybe we can horn a way up
her gangplank. Consul says——"</p>
<p>Mrs. Sherman looked up from her handkerchief
with withering scorn.</p>
<p>"Tell me a way we can get aboard any ship
without having the money to pay our passage.
Tell me that, Henry Sherman!"</p>
<p>"Well, we've been broke before, mother," her
spouse answered cheerily, rocking himself on
heels and toes. "Remember when we were
first married and had that little house on
Liberty Street—the newest house in Kewanee it
was; and we didn't have a hired girl, then,
mother. But we come out all right, didn't
we?" He patted his daughter's shoulder and
winked ponderously. "Come on, girls and
boys, we'll go look over those Rock Chambers
the English hollowed out. We can't sit in our
room and mope all day."</p>
<p>The gentleman who knew Kewanee was
making for the door when Almer, the suave,
came out from behind his desk and stopped
him with a warning hand.</p>
<p>"I am afraid the gentleman can not see the
famous Rock Chambers," he purred. "This is
war time—since yesterday, you know. Tourists
are not allowed in the fortifications."</p>
<p>"Like to see who'd stop me!" Henry J. Sherman
drew himself up to his full five feet seven
and frowned at the Swiss. Almer rubbed his
hands.</p>
<p>"A soldier—with a gun, most probably, sir."</p>
<p>Mrs. Sherman rose and hurried to her husband's
side, in alarm.</p>
<p>"Henry—Henry! Don't you go and get
arrested again! Remember that last time—the
Frenchman at that Bordeaux town." Sherman
allowed discretion to soften his valor.</p>
<p>"Well, anyway"—he turned again to the
proprietor—"they'll let us see that famous signal
tower up on top of the Rock. Mother, they
say from that tower up there, they can keep
tabs on a ship sixty miles away. Fellow down
at the consulate was telling me just this
morning that's the king-pin of the whole works.
Harbor's full of mines and things; electric
switch in the signal tower. Press a switch up
there, and everything in the harbor—Blam!" He
shot his hands above his head to denote the
cataclysm. Almer smiled sardonically and
drew the Illinois citizen to one side.</p>
<p>"I would give you a piece of advice," he said
in a low voice. "It is——"</p>
<p>"Say, proprietor; you don't charge for advice,
do you?" Sherman regarded him quizzically.</p>
<p>"It is this," Almer went on, unperturbed:
"If I were you I would not talk much about
the fortifications of the Rock. Even talk
is—ah—dangerous if too much indulged."</p>
<p>"Huh! I guess you're right," said Sherman
thoughtfully. "You see—we don't know much
about diplomacy out where I come from.
Though that ain't stopping any of the
Democrats from going abroad in the Diplomatic
Service as fast as Bryan'll take 'em."</p>
<p>Interruption came startlingly. A sergeant
and three soldiers with guns swung through
the open doors from Waterport Street. Gun
butts struck the floor with a heavy thud.
The sergeant stepped forward and saluted
Almer with a businesslike sweep of hand to
visor.</p>
<p>"See here, landlord!" the sergeant spoke up
briskly. "Fritz, the barber, lives here, does he
not?" Almer nodded. "We want him. Find
him in the barber shop, eh?"</p>
<p>The sergeant turned and gave directions to
the guard. They tramped through a swinging
door by the side of the desk while the
Shermans, parents and daughter alike, looked on,
with round eyes. In less than a minute, the
men in khaki returned, escorting a quaking
man in white jacket. The barber, greatly
flustered, protested in English strongly
reminiscent of his fatherland.</p>
<p>"Orders to take you, Fritz," the sergeant
explained not unkindly.</p>
<p>"But I haf done nothing," the barber cried.
"For ten years I haf shaved you. You know
I am a harmless old German." The sergeant
shrugged.</p>
<p>"I fancy they think you are working for the
Wilhelmstrasse, Fritz, and they want to have
you where they can keep their eyes on you.
Sorry, you know."</p>
<p>The free-born instincts of Henry J. Sherman
would not be downed longer. He had witnessed
the little tragedy of the German barber
with growing ire, and now he stepped up to
the sergeant truculently.</p>
<p>"Seems to me you're not giving Fritz here
a square deal, if you want to know what I
think," he blustered. "Now, in my
country——" The sergeant turned on him sharply.</p>
<p>"Who are you—and what are you doing in
Gib?" he snapped. A moan from Mrs. Sherman,
who threw herself in her daughter's arms.</p>
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"Who are you?" snapped the sergeant.</p>
<p>"Kitty, your father's gone and got himself
arrested again!"</p>
<p>"Who am I?" Sherman echoed with dignity.
"My name, young fellow, is Henry J. Sherman,
and I live in Kewanee, Illynoy. I'm an
American citizen, and you can't——"</p>
<p>"Your passports—quick!" The sergeant
held out his hand imperiously.</p>
<p>"Oh, that's all right, young fellow; I've got
'em, all right." Kewanee's leading light
began to fumble in the spacious breast pocket of
his long-tailed coat. As he groped through a
packet of papers and letters, he kept up a
running fire of comment and exposition:</p>
<p>"Had 'em this afternoon, all right. Here;
no, that's my letter of credit. It would buy
Main Street at home, but I can't get a ham
sandwich on it here. This is—no; that's my
only son's little girl, Emmaline, taken the
day she was four years old. Fancy little girl,
eh? Now, that's funny I can't—here's that
list of geegaws I was to buy for my partner
in the Empire Mills, flour and buckwheat.
Guess he'll have to whistle for 'em. Now don't
get impatient, young fellow. This—— Land's
sakes, mother, that letter you gave me to mail,
in Algy-kiras—— Ah, here you are, all proper
and scientific enough as passports go, I guess."</p>
<p>The sergeant whisked the heavily creased
document from Sherman's hand, scanned it
hastily, and gave it back, without a word. The
outraged American tucked up his chin and gave
the sergeant glare for glare.</p>
<p>"If you ever come to Kewanee, young fellow,"
he snorted. "I'll be happy to show you
our new jail."</p>
<p>"Close in! March!" commanded the sergeant.
The guard surrounded the hapless barber
and wheeled through the door, their guns
hedging his white jacket about inexorably.
Sherman's hands spread his coat tails wide
apart, and he rocked back and forth on heels
and toes, his eyes smoldering.</p>
<p>"Come on, father"—Kitty had slipped her
hand through her dad's arm, and was imparting
direct strategy in a low voice—"we'll take
mother down the street to look at the shops
and make her forget our troubles. They've
got some wonderful Moroccan bazaars in
town; Baedeker says so."</p>
<p>"Shops, did you say?" Mrs. Sherman perked
up at once, forgetting her grief under the
superior lure.</p>
<p>"Yes, mother. Come on, let's go down and
look 'em over." Sherman's good humor was
quite restored. He pinched Kitty's arm in
compliment for her guile. "Maybe they'll let
us look at their stuff without charging
anything; but we couldn't buy a postage stamp,
remember."</p>
<p>They sailed out into the crowded street and
lost themselves amid the scourings of Africa
and south Europe. Almer was alone in the office.</p>
<p>The proprietor fidgeted. He walked to the
door and looked down the street in the
direction of the quays. He pulled his watch from
his pocket and compared it with the blue face
of the Dutch clock on the wall. His pudgy
hands clasped and unclasped themselves behind
his back nervously. An Arab hotel porter and
runner at the docks came swinging through
the front door with a small steamer trunk on
his shoulders, and Almer started forward
expectantly. Behind the porter came a tall
well-knit man, dressed in quiet traveling suit—the
Captain Woodhouse who had sailed from Alexandria
as a passenger aboard the <i>Princess Mary</i>.</p>
<p>He paused for an instant as his eyes met
those of the proprietor. Almer bowed and
hastened behind the desk. Woodhouse stepped up
to the register and scanned it casually.</p>
<p>"A room, sir?" Almer held out a pen invitingly.</p>
<p>"For the night, yes," Woodhouse answered
shortly, and he signed the register. Almer's
eyes followed the strokes of the pen eagerly.</p>
<p>"Ah, from Egypt, Captain? You were
aboard the <i>Princess Mary</i>, then?"</p>
<p>"From Alexandria, yes. Show me my room,
please. Beastly tired."</p>
<p>The Arab porter darted forward, and Woodhouse
was turning to follow him when he nearly
collided with a man just entering the street
door. It was Mr. Billy Capper.</p>
<p>Both recoiled as their eyes met. Just the
faintest flicker of surprise, instantly
suppressed, tightened the muscles of the captain's
jaws. He murmured a "Beg pardon" and
started to pass. Capper deliberately set
himself in the other's path and, with a wry smile,
held out his hand.</p>
<p>"Captain Woodhouse, I believe." Capper
put a tang of sarcasm, corroding as acid, into
the words. He was still smiling. The other
man drew back and eyed him coldly.</p>
<p>"I do not know you. Some mistake," Woodhouse said.</p>
<p>Almer was moving around from behind the
desk with the soft tread of a cat, his eyes fixed
on the hard-bitten face of Capper.</p>
<p>"Hah! Don't recognize the second-cabin
passengers aboard the <i>Princess Mary</i>, eh?"
Capper sneered. "Little bit discriminating
that way, eh? Well, my name's Capper—Mr. William
Capper. Never heard the name—in
Alexandria; what?"</p>
<p>"You are drunk. Stand aside!" Woodhouse
spoke quietly; his face was very white and
strained. Almer launched himself suddenly
between the two and laid his hands roughly on
Capper's thin shoulders.</p>
<p>"Out you go!" he choked in a thick guttural.
"I'll have no loafer insulting guests in my
house."</p>
<p>"Oh, you won't, won't you? But supposing I
want to take a room here—pay you good English
gold for it. You'll sing a different tune,
then."</p>
<p>"Before I throw you out, kindly leave my
place." By a quick turn, Almer had Capper
facing the door; his grip was iron. The
smaller man tried to walk to the door with
dignity. There he paused and looked back over
his shoulder.</p>
<p>"Remember, Captain Woodhouse," he called
back. "Remember the name against the time
we'll meet again. Capper—Mr. William Capper."</p>
<p>Capper disappeared. Almer came back to
begin profuse apologies to his guest. Woodhouse
was coolly lighting a cigarette. Their
eyes met.</p>
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