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<h1> THE GOLDEN AGE </h1><br/>
<h2> By Kenneth Grahame </h2><br/>
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"'THIS OPPORTUNE TO LOOK BACK UPON OLD TIMES, AND
CONTEMPLATE OUR FOREFATHERS. GREAT EXAMPLES GROW
THIN, AND TO BE FETCHED FROM THE PASSED WORLD.
SIMPLICITY FLIES AWAY, AND INIQUITY COMES AT LONG
STRIDES UPON US."<br/><br/>
—SIR THOMAS BROWNE
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<h2> PROLOGUE: THE OLYMPIANS </h2>
<p>Looking back to those days of old, ere the gate shut behind me, I can
see now that to children with a proper equipment of parents these things
would have worn a different aspect. But to those whose nearest were
aunts and uncles, a special attitude of mind may be allowed. They
treated us, indeed, with kindness enough as to the needs of the flesh,
but after that with indifference (an indifference, as I recognise, the
result of a certain stupidity), and therewith the commonplace conviction
that your child is merely animal. At a very early age I remember
realising in a quite impersonal and kindly way the existence of that
stupidity, and its tremendous influence in the world; while there grew
up in me, as in the parallel case of Caliban upon Setebos, a vague sense
of a ruling power, wilful and freakish, and prone to the practice of
vagaries—"just choosing so:" as, for instance, the giving of authority
over us to these hopeless and incapable creatures, when it might far
more reasonably have been given to ourselves over them. These elders,
our betters by a trick of chance, commanded no respect, but only a
certain blend of envy—of their good luck—and pity—for their inability
to make use of it. Indeed, it was one of the most hopeless features in
their character (when we troubled ourselves to waste a thought on them:
which wasn't often) that, having absolute licence to indulge in the
pleasures of life, they could get no good of it. They might dabble
in the pond all day, hunt the chickens, climb trees in the most
uncompromising Sunday clothes; they were free to issue forth and buy
gunpowder in the full eye of the sun—free to fire cannons and explode
mines on the lawn: yet they never did any one of these things. No
irresistible Energy haled them to church o' Sundays; yet they went there
regularly of their own accord, though they betrayed no greater delight
in the experience than ourselves.</p>
<p>On the whole, the existence of these Olympians seemed to be entirely
void of interests, even as their movements were confined and slow, and
their habits stereotyped and senseless. To anything but appearances
they were blind. For them the orchard (a place elf-haunted, wonderful!)
simply produced so many apples and cherries: or it didn't, when the
failures of Nature were not infrequently ascribed to us. They never
set foot within fir-wood or hazel-copse, nor dreamt of the marvels hid
therein. The mysterious sources—sources as of old Nile—that fed the
duck-pond had no magic for them. They were unaware of Indians, nor
recked they anything of bisons or of pirates (with pistols!), though the
whole place swarmed with such portents. They cared not about exploring
for robbers' caves, nor digging for hidden treasure. Perhaps, indeed,
it was one of their best qualities that they spent the greater part of
their time stuffily indoors.</p>
<p>To be sure, there was an exception in the curate, who would receive
unblenching the information that the meadow beyond the orchard was
a prairie studded with herds of buffalo, which it was our delight,
moccasined and tomahawked, to ride down with those whoops that announce
the scenting of blood. He neither laughed nor sneered, as the Olympians
would have done; but possessed of a serious idiosyncrasy, he would
contribute such lots of valuable suggestion as to the pursuit of this
particular sort of big game that, as it seemed to us, his mature age
and eminent position could scarce have been attained without a practical
knowledge of the creature in its native lair. Then, too, he was always
ready to constitute himself a hostile army or a band of marauding
Indians on the shortest possible notice: in brief, a distinctly able
man, with talents, so far as we could judge, immensely above the
majority. I trust he is a bishop by this time,—he had all the necessary
qualifications, as we knew.</p>
<p>These strange folk had visitors sometimes,—stiff and colourless
Olympians like themselves, equally without vital interests and
intelligent pursuits: emerging out of the clouds, and passing away again
to drag on an aimless existence somewhere out of our ken. Then brute
force was pitilessly applied. We were captured, washed, and forced into
clean collars: silently submitting, as was our wont, with more
contempt than anger. Anon, with unctuous hair and faces stiffened in
a conventional grin, we sat and listened to the usual platitudes. How
could reasonable people spend their precious time so? That was ever our
wonder as we bounded forth at last—to the old clay-pit to make pots, or
to hunt bears among the hazels.</p>
<p>It was incessant matter for amazement how these Olympians would talk
over our heads—during meals, for instance—of this or the other social
or political inanity, under the delusion that these pale phantasms
of reality were among the importances of life. We illuminati, eating
silently, our heads full of plans and conspiracies, could have told them
what real life was. We had just left it outside, and were all on fire
to get back to it. Of course we didn't waste the revelation on them;
the futility of imparting our ideas had long been demonstrated. One in
thought and purpose, linked by the necessity of combating one hostile
fate, a power antagonistic ever,—a power we lived to evade,—we had
no confidants save ourselves. This strange anaemic order of beings was
further removed from us, in fact, than the kindly beasts who shared
our natural existence in the sun. The estrangement was fortified by an
abiding sense of injustice, arising from the refusal of the Olympians
ever to defend, retract, or admit themselves in the wrong, or to accept
similar concessions on our part. For instance, when I flung the cat out
of an upper window (though I did it from no ill-feeling, and it didn't
hurt the cat), I was ready, after a moment's reflection, to own I was
wrong, as a gentleman should. But was the matter allowed to end there?
I trow not. Again, when Harold was locked up in his room all day, for
assault and battery upon a neighbour's pig,—an action he would have
scorned, being indeed on the friendliest terms with the porker in
question,—there was no handsome expression of regret on the discovery
of the real culprit. What Harold had felt was not so much the
imprisonment,—indeed he had very soon escaped by the window, with
assistance from his allies, and had only gone back in time for his
release,—as the Olympian habit. A word would have set all right; but of
course that word was never spoken.</p>
<p>Well! The Olympians are all past and gone. Somehow the sun does not seem
to shine so brightly as it used; the trackless meadows of old time have
shrunk and dwindled away to a few poor acres. A saddening doubt, a dull
suspicion, creeps over me. Et in Arcadia ego,—I certainly did once
inhabit Arcady. Can it be I too have become an Olympian?</p>
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