<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_XIII" id="CHAPTER_XIII"></SPAN>CHAPTER XIII.</h2>
<p class="h2">THE BAKER'S WIFE.</p>
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<p class="noin"><span style="font-weight:bold">HEY</span>
were now passing through a lovely
country of hill and dale and rushing
stream. The hills were abrupt, with
broken chasms for water-courses, and deep
little valleys full of trees. But now and then they
came to a larger valley, with a fine river, whose level
banks and the adjacent meadows were dotted all over
with red and white kine, while on the fields above,
that sloped a little to the foot of the hills, grew oats and
barley and wheat, and on the sides of the hills themselves
vines hung and chestnuts rose. They came at last to a
broad, beautiful river, up which they must go to arrive at
the city of Gwyntystorm, where the king had his court.
As they went the valley narrowed, and then the river,
but still it was wide enough for large boats. After this,
while the river kept its size, the banks narrowed, until
there was only room for a road between the river and the
great cliffs that overhung it. At last river and road took
a sudden turn, and lo! a great rock in the river, which
dividing flowed around it, and on the top of the rock the
city, with lofty walls and towers and battlements, and
above the city the palace of the king, built like a strong
castle. But the fortifications had long been neglected,
for the whole country was now under one king, and all
men said there was no more need for weapons or walls.
No man pretended to love his neighbour, but every one
said he knew that peace and quiet behaviour was the
best thing for himself, and that, he said, was quite as
useful, and a great deal more reasonable. The city was
prosperous and rich, and if anybody was not comfortable,
everybody else said he ought to be.</p>
<p>When Curdie got up opposite the mighty rock, which
sparkled all over with crystals, he found a narrow bridge,
defended by gates and portcullis and towers with loopholes.
But the gates stood wide open, and were dropping
from their great hinges; the portcullis was eaten
away with rust, and clung to the grooves evidently immovable;
while the loopholed towers had neither floor
nor roof, and their tops were fast filling up their interiors.
Curdie thought it a pity, if only for their old story,
that they should be thus neglected. But everybody in
the city regarded these signs of decay as the best proof
of the prosperity of the place. Commerce and self-interest,
they said, had got the better of violence, and
the troubles of the past were whelmed in the riches
that flowed in at their open gates. Indeed there was
one sect of philosophers in it which taught that it would
be better to forget all the past history of the city, were it
not that its former imperfections taught its present inhabitants
how superior they and their times were, and enabled
them to glory over their ancestors. There were even certain
quacks in the city who advertised pills for enabling
people to think well of themselves, and some few bought
of them, but most laughed, and said, with evident truth,
that they did not require them. Indeed, the general
theme of discourse when they met was, how much wiser
they were than their fathers.</p>
<p>Curdie crossed the river, and began to ascend the
winding road that led up to the city. They met a good
many idlers, and all stared at them. It was no wonder
they should stare, but there was an unfriendliness in
their looks which Curdie did not like. No one, however,
offered them any molestation: Lina did not invite
liberties. After a long ascent, they reached the principal
gate of the city and entered.</p>
<p>The street was very steep, ascending towards the
palace, which rose in great strength above all the houses.
Just as they entered, a baker, whose shop was a few
doors inside the gate, came out in his white apron, and
ran to the shop of his friend the barber on the opposite
side of the way. But as he ran he stumbled and fell
heavily. Curdie hastened to help him up, and found he
had bruised his forehead badly. He swore grievously at
the stone for tripping him up, declaring it was the third
time he had fallen over it within the last month; and
saying what was the king about that he allowed such a
stone to stick up for ever on the main street of his royal
residence of Gwyntystorm! What was a king for if he
would not take care of his people's heads! And he
stroked his forehead tenderly.</p>
<p>"Was it your head or your feet that ought to bear the
blame of your fall?" asked Curdie.</p>
<p>"Why, you booby of a miner! my feet, of course,"
answered the baker.</p>
<p>"Nay, then," said Curdie, "the king can't be to
blame."</p>
<p>"Oh, I see!" said the baker. "You're laying a trap
for me. Of course, if you come to that, it was my head
that ought to have looked after my feet. But it is the king's
part to look after us all, and have his streets smooth."</p>
<p>"Well, I don't see," said Curdie, "why the king
should take care of the baker, when the baker's head
won't take care of the baker's feet."</p>
<p>"Who are you to make game of the king's baker?"
cried the man in a rage.</p>
<p>But, instead of answering, Curdie went up to the
bump on the street which had repeated itself on the
baker's head, and turning the hammer end of his
mattock, struck it such a blow that it flew wide in pieces.
Blow after blow he struck, until he had levelled it with
the street.</p>
<p>But out flew the barber upon him in a rage.</p>
<p>"What do you break my window for, you rascal, with
your pickaxe?"</p>
<p>"I am very sorry," said Curdie. "It must have been
a bit of stone that flew from my mattock. I couldn't
help it, you know."</p>
<p>"Couldn't help it! A fine story! What do you go
breaking the rock for—the very rock upon which the city
stands?"</p>
<p>"Look at your friend's forehead," said Curdie. "See
what a lump he has got on it with falling over that
same stone."</p>
<p>"What's that to my window?" cried the barber. "His
forehead can mend itself; my poor window can't."</p>
<p>"But he's the king's baker," said Curdie, more and
more surprised at the man's anger.</p>
<p>"What's that to me? This is a free city. Every man
here takes care of himself, and the king takes care of us
all. I'll have the price of my window out of you, or the
exchequer shall pay for it."</p>
<p>Something caught Curdie's eye. He stooped, picked
up a piece of the stone he had just broken, and put it in
his pocket.</p>
<p>"I suppose you are going to break another of my
windows with that stone!" said the barber.</p>
<p>"Oh no," said Curdie. "I didn't mean to break your
window, and I certainly won't break another."</p>
<p>"Give me that stone," said the barber.</p>
<p>Curdie gave it to him, and the barber threw it over the
city wall.</p>
<p>"I thought you wanted the stone," said Curdie.</p>
<p>"No, you fool!" answered the barber. "What should
I want with a stone?"</p>
<p>Curdie stooped and picked up another.</p>
<p>"Give me that stone," said the barber.</p>
<p>"No," answered Curdie. "You have just told me
you don't want a stone, and I do."</p>
<p>The barber took Curdie by the collar.</p>
<p>"Come, now! you pay me for that window."</p>
<p>"How much?" asked Curdie.</p>
<p>The barber said, "A crown." But the baker, annoyed
at the heartlessness of the barber, in thinking more of his
broken window than the bump on his friend's forehead,
interfered.</p>
<p>"No, no," he said to Curdie; "don't you pay any
such sum. A little pane like that cost only a quarter."</p>
<p>"Well, to be certain," said Curdie, "I'll give him a
half." For he doubted the baker as well as the barber.
"Perhaps one day, if he finds he has asked too much, he
will bring me the difference."</p>
<p>"Ha! ha!" laughed the barber. "A fool and his
money are soon parted."</p>
<p>But as he took the coin from Curdie's hand he grasped
it in affected reconciliation and real satisfaction. In
Curdie's, his was the cold smooth leathery palm of a
monkey. He looked up, almost expecting to see him
pop the money in his cheek; but he had not yet got so
far as that, though he was well on the road to it: then he
would have no other pocket.</p>
<p>"I'm glad that stone is gone, anyhow," said the baker.
"It was the bane of my life. I had no idea how easy
it was to remove it. Give me your pickaxe, young miner,
and I will show you how a baker can make the stones
fly."</p>
<p>He caught the tool out of Curdie's hand, and flew at
one of the foundation stones of the gateway. But he
jarred his arm terribly, scarcely chipped the stone,
dropped the mattock with a cry of pain, and ran into his
own shop. Curdie picked up his implement, and looking
after the baker, saw bread in the window, and followed
him in. But the baker, ashamed of himself, and thinking
he was coming to laugh at him, popped out of the
back door, and when Curdie entered, the baker's wife
came from the bakehouse to serve him. Curdie requested
to know the price of a certain good-sized loaf.</p>
<p>Now the baker's wife had been watching what had
passed since first her husband ran out of the shop, and
she liked the look of Curdie. Also she was more honest
than her husband. Casting a glance to the back door,
she replied,—</p>
<p>"That is not the best bread. I will sell you a loaf of
what we bake for ourselves." And when she had spoken
she laid a finger on her lips. "Take care of yourself in
this place, my son," she added. "They do not love
strangers. I was once a stranger here, and I know what
I say." Then fancying she heard her husband,—"That
is a strange animal you have," she said, in a louder
voice.</p>
<p>"Yes," answered Curdie. "She is no beauty, but she
is very good, and we love each other. Don't we, Lina?"</p>
<p>Lina looked up and whined. Curdie threw her the
half of his loaf, which she ate while her master and the
baker's wife talked a little. Then the baker's wife gave
them some water, and Curdie having paid for his loaf, he
and Lina went up the street together.</p>
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