<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_XXII" id="CHAPTER_XXII"></SPAN>CHAPTER XXII.</h2>
<p class="h2">THE LORD CHAMBERLAIN.</p>
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noon the lord chamberlain appeared.
With a long, low bow, and paper in hand,
he stepped softly into the room. Greeting
his majesty with every appearance of the
profoundest respect, and congratulating him on the
evident progress he had made, he declared himself
sorry to trouble him, but there were certain papers, he
said, which required his signature—and therewith drew
nearer to the king, who lay looking at him doubtfully. He
was a lean, long, yellow man, with a small head, bald over
the top, and tufted at the back and about the ears. He
had a very thin, prominent, hooked nose, and a quantity
of loose skin under his chin and about the throat, which
came craning up out of his neckcloth. His eyes were
very small, sharp, and glittering, and looked black as jet.
He had hardly enough of a mouth to make a smile with.
His left hand held the paper, and the long, skinny fingers
of his right a pen just dipped in ink.</p>
<p>But the king, who for weeks had scarcely known what
he did, was to-day so much himself as to be aware that he
was not quite himself; and the moment he saw the paper,
he resolved that he would not sign without understanding
and approving of it. He requested the lord chamberlain
therefore to read it. His lordship commenced at once
but the difficulties he seemed to encounter, and the fits
of stammering that seized him, roused the king's suspicion
tenfold. He called the princess.</p>
<p>"I trouble his lordship too much," he said to her:
"you can read print well, my child—let me hear how you
can read writing. Take that paper from his lordship's
hand, and read it to me from beginning to end, while my
lord drinks a glass of my favourite wine, and watches for
your blunders."</p>
<p>"Pardon me, your majesty," said the lord chamberlain,
with as much of a smile as he was able to extemporize,
"but it were a thousand pities to put the attainments of
her royal highness to a test altogether too severe. Your
majesty can scarcely with justice expect the very organs
of her speech to prove capable of compassing words so
long, and to her so unintelligible."</p>
<p>"I think much of my little princess and her capabilities,"
returned the king, more and more aroused. "Pray,
my lord, permit her to try."</p>
<p>"Consider, your majesty: the thing would be altogether
without precedent. It would be to make sport of
statecraft," said the lord chamberlain.</p>
<p>"Perhaps you are right, my lord," answered the king
with more meaning than he intended should be manifest
while to his growing joy he felt new life and power
throbbing in heart and brain. "So this morning we shall
read no farther. I am indeed ill able for business of such
weight."</p>
<p>"Will your majesty please sign your royal name
here?" said the lord chamberlain, preferring the request as
a matter of course, and approaching with the feather end
of the pen pointed to a spot where was a great red seal.</p>
<p>"Not to-day, my lord," replied the king.</p>
<p>"It is of the greatest importance, your majesty," softly
insisted the other.</p>
<p>"I descried no such importance in it," said the king.</p>
<p>"Your majesty heard but a part."</p>
<p>"And I can hear no more to-day."</p>
<p>"I trust your majesty has ground enough, in a case
of necessity like the present, to sign upon the representation
of his loyal subject and chamberlain?—Or shall I
call the lord chancellor?" he added, rising.</p>
<p>"There is no need. I have the very highest opinion of
your judgment, my lord," answered the king; "—that is,
with respect to means: we <i>might</i> differ as to ends."</p>
<p>The lord chamberlain made yet further attempts at
persuasion; but they grew feebler and feebler, and he
was at last compelled to retire without having gained his
object. And well might his annoyance be keen! For
that paper was the king's will, drawn up by the attorney-general;
nor until they had the king's signature to it was
there much use in venturing farther. But his worst
sense of discomfiture arose from finding the king with so
much capacity left, for the doctor had pledged himself so
to weaken his brain that he should be as a child in their
hands, incapable of refusing anything requested of him:
his lordship began to doubt the doctor's fidelity to the
conspiracy.</p>
<p>The princess was in high delight. She had not for
weeks heard so many words, not to say words of such
strength and reason, from her father's lips: day by day he
had been growing weaker and more lethargic. He was
so much exhausted however after this effort, that he asked
for another piece of bread and more wine, and fell fast
asleep the moment he had taken them.</p>
<p>The lord chamberlain sent in a rage for Dr. Kelman.
He came, and while professing himself unable to understand
the symptoms described by his lordship, yet
pledged himself again that on the morrow the king should
do whatever was required of him.</p>
<p>The day went on. When his majesty was awake, the
princess read to him—one story-book after another; and
whatever she read, the king listened as if he had never
heard anything so good before, making out in it the
wisest meanings. Every now and then he asked for a
piece of bread and a little wine, and every time he ate
and drank he slept, and every time he woke he seemed
better than the last time. The princess bearing her part,
the loaf was eaten up and the flagon emptied before night.
The butler took the flagon away, and brought it back
filled to the brim, but both were thirsty as well as hungry
when Curdie came again.</p>
<p>Meantime he and Lina, watching and waking alternately,
had plenty of sleep. In the afternoon, peeping
from the recess, they saw several of the servants enter
hurriedly, one after the other, draw wine, drink it, and
steal out; but their business was to take care of the king,
not of his cellar, and they let them drink. Also, when
the butler came to fill the flagon, they restrained themselves,
for the villain's fate was not yet ready for him.
He looked terribly frightened, and had brought with him
a large candle and a small terrier—which latter indeed
threatened to be troublesome, for he went roving and
sniffing about until he came to the recess where they
were. But as soon as he showed himself, Lina opened
her jaws so wide, and glared at him so horribly, that,
without even uttering a whimper, he tucked his tail between
his legs and ran to his master. He was drawing
the wicked wine at the moment, and did not see him,
else he would doubtless have run too.</p>
<p>When supper-time approached, Curdie took his place
at the door into the servants' hall; but after a long hour's
vain watch, he began to fear he should get nothing:
there was so much idling about, as well as coming and
going. It was hard to bear—chiefly from the attractions
of a splendid loaf, just fresh out of the oven, which he
longed to secure for the king and princess. At length
his chance did arrive: he pounced upon the loaf and
carried it away, and soon after got hold of a pie.</p>
<p>This time, however, both loaf and pie were missed.
The cook was called. He declared he had provided
both. One of themselves, he said, must have carried
them away for some friend outside the palace. Then a
housemaid, who had not long been one of them, said she
had seen some one like a page running in the direction
of the cellar with something in his hands. Instantly all
turned upon the pages, accusing them, one after another.
All denied, but nobody believed one of them: where
there is no truth there can be no faith.</p>
<p>To the cellar they all set out to look for the missing
pie and loaf. Lina heard them coming, as well she
might, for they were talking and quarrelling loud, and
gave her master warning. They snatched up everything,
and got all signs of their presence out at the back door
before the servants entered. When they found nothing,
they all turned on the chambermaid, and accused her,
not only of lying against the pages, but of having taken
the things herself. Their language and behaviour so disgusted
Curdie, who could hear a great part of what
passed, and he saw the danger of discovery now so much
increased, that he began to devise how best at once to
rid the palace of the whole pack of them. That however,
would be small gain so long as the treacherous
officers of state continued in it. They must be first dealt
with. A thought came to him, and the longer he looked
at it the better he liked it.</p>
<p>As soon as the servants were gone, quarrelling and
accusing all the way, they returned and finished their
supper. Then Curdie, who had long been satisfied that
Lina understood almost every word he said, communicated
his plan to her, and knew by the wagging of her
tail and the flashing of her eyes that she comprehended
it. Until they had the king safe through the worst part
of the night, however, nothing could be done.</p>
<p>They had now merely to go on waiting where they were
till the household should be asleep. This waiting and
waiting was much the hardest thing Curdie had to do in
the whole affair. He took his mattock, and going
again into the long passage, lighted a candle-end, and
proceeded to examine the rock on all sides. But this
was not merely to pass the time: he had a reason for it.
When he broke the stone in the street, over which the
baker fell, its appearance led him to pocket a fragment for
further examination; and since then he had satisfied himself
that it was the kind of stone in which gold is found,
and that the yellow particles in it were pure metal. If
such stone existed here in any plenty, he could soon
make the king rich, and independent of his ill-conditioned
subjects. He was therefore now bent on an examination
of the rock; nor had he been at it long before he was
persuaded that there were large quantities of gold in the
half-crystalline white stone, with its veins of opaque white
and of green, of which the rock, so far as he had been
able to inspect it, seemed almost entirely to consist.
Every piece he broke was spotted with particles and little
lumps of a lovely greenish yellow—and that was gold.
Hitherto he had worked only in silver, but he had read,
and heard talk, and knew therefore about gold. As soon
as he had got the king free of rogues and villains, he
would have all the best and most honest miners, with his
father at the head of them, to work this rock for the
king.</p>
<p>It was a great delight to him to use his mattock once
more. The time went quickly, and when he left the
passage to go to the king's chamber, he had already a
good heap of fragments behind the broken door.</p>
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