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<h2> CHAPTER XXI.—WHAT HAPPENED IN THE SMALLEST CHURCH IN ENGLAND. </h2>
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<span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">F</span>or some reason or
other the spirits of our driving party seemed steadily rising. It was
simply impossible to put anybody out of humor, no matter what happened.
Everything was lovely and just as it should be, even to the pelting
showers that came down with such swift suddenness as to almost soak them
through before they could get under cover of waterproofs and umbrellas,
and then a moment after left them stranded in brilliant sunshine, fairly
steaming within the rubber coats which, with much difficulty, had but just
been adjusted. Indeed, every day seemed more full of enjoyment than the
one that preceded it and to call for more enthusiasm. If any one had asked
Mr. Harris, for instance, how he accounted for this, he would probably
have laughed good-naturedly at the question, and answered: “Why,
easily enough! How could it be otherwise with this glorious weather, this
beautiful country, and our jolly little party!” But the real secret
of what made the party so jolly was, in fact, quite beyond Mr. Harris's
ability to divine. The real secret lay with Marie-Celeste and Dorothy in
the good news that had been committed to their keeping; and, strange to
say, it seemed to mean as much to Dorothy, who was no relation of Theodore's,
as to Marie-Celeste, who was. As a result, they were both brimming over
with fun and merriment; and as there is, fortunately, nothing in the world
more contagious than good spirits, the other members of the party were
equally merry without in the least knowing why. Even Mr. Farwell, who had
simply been invited to fill up and because he was a friend of Mr. Harris's,
fell under the spell, and bloomed out in a most surprising and delightful
manner, and by the time the first week was over felt as though he had
known them all all his life, and, indeed, very much regretted that such
was not in truth the case.</p>
<p>From the Waterhead Hotel, at Coniston, the plan had been laid to retrace
their way a few miles over the same road by which they had come from
Windermere, make a stop for two or three hours at the Rothay Hotel, and
then drive on to Keswick that same afternoon. But just as they were
rolling into Grasmere, the off-leader, with the total depravity peculiar
to animal nature, struck the only stone visible within a hundred yards on
that perfect roadway, laming himself instantly and in most pronounced
fashion. This chanced to be the first mishap; but then could you really
call an accident a mishap that simply necessitated a three-days'
stay in the beautiful Wordsworth district? Our sunshiny little party, at
any rate, chose not so to regard it, and scoured the whole lovely region
on foot, reading Wordsworth's poetry in their halts by the roadside,
and growing familiar with every foot of the lanes he so dearly loved. Not
content with their morning spent in the Grasmere Church, and beside his
grave in the little churchyard without, they even made their way to
Wordsworth's old home—beautiful Rydal Mount—hoping, on
the strength of a card of introduction to the gentleman residing there, to
possibly be allowed to see the house. The gentleman, however, when they
presented themselves at his door, politely bowed them out instead of in,
and they were fain to content themselves with the lesser privilege of
inspecting the prettily terraced garden.</p>
<p>When, after the three days' rest, the off-leader had been coaxed
into proper driving condition, they started off once more, but rather late
in the afternoon, planning to take things in quite leisurely fashion, out
of regard for the same off-leader, and depending upon the wonderful
English twilight to bring them into Keswick before ten o'clock. It
happened to be a local holiday in Cumberland, and as a result here and
there they encountered a solitary specimen of humanity prone upon his back
or his face, just as it chanced, by the roadside, or, not quite so badly
off as that, reeling along to wherever home might be in that apparently
houseless region. At six o'clock, on one of the highest points on
the road that leads to Keswick, they stopped at the Nag's Head, a
typical roadside inn, for supper, the sounds of revelry in whose tap-room
at once accounted for the sorry customers they had met upon the road
before they reached it. It was exceedingly interesting to the American
contingent of the party to gain a little insight into the life of the
English “navvies;” and they passed the little tap-room,
reeking with smoke and smelling of pipes and beer mugs, rather more often
than circumstances would warrant, for the sake of looking in on the jolly
fellows, and catching a sentence or so of their almost unintelligible
dialect. A truce to all this, however, for fear you should imagine, and
with reason, that even at this late stage I am going to fare so wide of my
province of story-teller as to conduct you in guide-book fashion through
the counties of Westmoreland and Cumberland. But, nevertheless, up to this
same Nag's Head Inn we simply had to come, because some one else, in
whom we have an interest, is coming there too as fast as a good road-horse
can carry him. It seems that opposite the Nag's Head Inn the Church
of England has built a tiny edifice, and as though to apologize for the
apparent unreasonableness of building any church there whatsoever, they
have made a most miniature affair of it. A placard suspended within
proclaims the fact that it is the smallest church in all England, and
beneath it a contribution-box, of dimensions out of all proportion to the
surroundings, invites spare shillings for the maintenance of the lonely
little parish.</p>
<p>The peculiar isolation of the place appeals to the average tourist in most
pathetic fashion, and no sooner have our friends of the driving party
crowded within the diminutive door than Mr. Harris, hat in hand, commences
to take up a collection, with a view to making a radical addition to the
contents of the roomy contribution-box. Just as he is concluding the
exercise of this truly churchly function, and Marie-Celeste is dropping
her very last sixpence into the depths of the appealing hat, the little
doorway is suddenly darkened—-as it has need to be when any one
comes through it—and in the next second Ted is standing in their
midst. The collection goes sliding on to the floor, to be re-collected at
leisure, and everybody, with the exception of Mr. Farwell, is trying to
seize Ted's hand at once. Precedence, however, is given to the
claims of Marie-Celeste, and the upturned face is greeted with the most
prodigious kiss.</p>
<p>“I thought we should happen to meet you somewhere on this trip,”
said Mr. Harris, when things had subsided enough for an attempt at
conversation, groping the while on all-fours, and with Harold's
help, for the fugitive shillings on the floor.</p>
<p>“Well, you can hardly call it happening to meet, when I've
been riding since early this morning to catch you. I expected to overtake
you at Grasmere, but found you were well on your way to Keswick by the
time I reached it.”</p>
<p>“Well, where did you come from, anyhow, old fellow?” asked
Harold, pleased beyond measure that Ted had seen fit to follow them up in
this fashion. He could not imagine whatever had suddenly brought it about,
after all the neglect of the summer; but that did not in the least
diminish his delight.</p>
<p>“I came from home, Harold,” Ted replied; “I went back
there two weeks ago, but it was so lonely I couldn't stand it, and
so when I found out through the Allyns about where you were, I came
posthaste after you. Besides, you know, when I discovered that my brake
had been walked off with in a rather cool fashion, I concluded I had some
rights in the case, and came to look after them. I see it's been
terribly abused,” glancing in the direction of the brake, which,
minus the horses, stood in front of the inn across the narrow road;
“it was as good as new when you started.”</p>
<p>But these last remarks, so like the old Ted, but for the fact that he was
not in the least in earnest, were hardly listened to at all by Harold. He
was thinking his own glad thoughts. Five weeks yet till the Harrises would
sail for home! Ted would have a chance to redeem himself in that time and
make up for all his coldness and neglect; and the joy of it all was that
it looked as though he was going to try to do it.</p>
<p>“Half crown, please, for being permitted to join the party,”
said Mr. Harris, presenting the hat to Ted, after making sure that none of
the coins were still missing; and Ted, though wholly bent on practising
close economy, felt the circumstances justified the outlay, and did as he
was bid.</p>
<p>There was only one person to whom Ted's coming was not a source of
unalloyed pleasure. The addition of a seventh member to the party made it
necessary that some one should occupy the vacant back seat on the brake
between the grooms, and Mr. Farwell was gentleman enough to insist upon
being allowed to take his regular turn in the matter. He would not have
minded this much, however, only that, being endowed with average qualities
of discernment, he soon realized he had been obliged to take a back seat
in more senses than one. Dorothy continued to be most polite and friendly,
but that Ted filled the role of an old and privileged friend was at once
evident on the face of things, and Mr. Farwell endeavored to accept the
situation with the best grace possible, and succeeded, be it said to his
credit, remarkably well.</p>
<p>Mr. and Mrs. Harris were soon taken into Ted's confidence—the
very next day, in fact, as they were sitting in the garden of the hotel at
Keswick—and listened as raptly to his narration of all that had
happened these last few weeks as the little circle outside the cottage
door had listened to Marie-Celeste. Ted, however, made no excuses for
himself, whereas Marie-Celeste's account was full of them; and so
one narration was naturally far less plausible than the other. The one
fact that seemed to Mr. and Mrs. Harris to defy credulity was that Ted
should have fallen into the hands of the Hartleys, for in what other
little cottage in all England could such a transformation have been
wrought? Where else could he have been brought into such close touch with
all the old home interests as he had been there, first through Chris and
afterward through Donald and Marie-Celeste, and where else could he have
come to see so clearly that he had been wilfully trampling upon all that
is truest and best in life? “Fritz,” said Mrs. Harris that
evening, as in company with Marie-Celeste they were strolling home from an
hour spent in the little churchyard where the great poet Southey is
buried, “I think it is beautiful to realize what a grand part
Providence plays in the world.”</p>
<p>“Providence!” said Marie-Celeste thoughtfully; “really,
I do not know just what people mean by Providence.”</p>
<p>“The word is from the Latin,” said her father, who, with most
college men, liked to bring his knowledge of derivations to the front now
and then, “and the dictionary, I think, would tell you that it means
God's thoughtful care for everything created.”</p>
<p>“Exactly,” said Mrs. Harris, “only it seems to me that
people are often in too much of a hurry to make use of the word, for you
can't he certain until you are able to look hack upon a thing
whether it was surely of God's ordering or man's short-sighted
scheming. Still I am inclined to believe, even at this stage of the
proceeding, that our coming over here this summer has indeed been a
beautiful providence and a few weeks later, for good and sufficient
reasons, there was not a shadow of doubt on that score left in the mind of
any one.”</p>
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