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<h3>CHAPTER VII</h3>
<h2><i>CHURCH SCARSDALE</i></h2>
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<p>I think all the females of our household, except Mrs. Rusk, who
was at open feud with her and had only room for the fiercer
emotions, were more or less afraid of this inauspicious foreigner.</p>
<p>Mrs. Rusk would say in her confidences in my room—</p>
<p>'Where does she come from?—is she a French or a Swiss one,
or is she a Canada woman? I remember one of <i>them</i> when I
was a girl, and a nice limb <i>she</i> was, too! And who did she live
with? Where was her last family? Not one of us knows nothing
about her, no more than a child; except, of course, the Master—I
do suppose he made enquiry. She's always at hugger-mugger
with Anne Wixted. I'll pack that <i>one</i> about her business, if she
doesn't mind. Tattling and whispering eternally. It's not about
her own business she's a-talking. Madame de la Rougepot, I
call her. She <i>does</i> know how to paint up to the ninety-nines—she
does, the old cat. I beg your pardon, Miss, but <i>that</i> she is—a
devil, and no mistake. I found her out first by her thieving
the Master's gin, that the doctor ordered him, and filling the
decanter up with water—the old villain; but she'll be found out
yet, she will; and all the maids is afraid on her. She's not right,
they think—a witch or a ghost—I should not wonder. Catherine
Jones found her in her bed asleep in the morning after she
sulked with you, you know, Miss, with all her clothes on, what-ever
was the meaning; and I think she has frightened <i>you,</i> Miss
and has you as nervous as anythink—I do,' and so forth.</p>
<p>It was true. I <i>was</i> nervous, and growing rather more so; and
I think this cynical woman perceived and intended it, and was
pleased. I was always afraid of her concealing herself in my
room, and emerging at night to scare me. She began sometimes
to mingle in my dreams, too—always awfully; and this nourished,
of course, the kind of ambiguous fear in which, in waking hours,
I held her.</p>
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<p>I dreamed one night that she led me, all the time whispering
something so very fast that I could not understand her, into
the library, holding a candle in her other hand above her
head. We walked on tiptoe, like criminals at the dead of night,
and stopped before that old oak cabinet which my father had
indicated in so odd a way to me. I felt that we were about some
contraband practice. There was a key in the door, which I experienced a
guilty horror at turning, she whispering in the
same unintelligible way, all the time, at my ear. I <i>did</i> turn it;
the door opened quite softly, and within stood my father, his
face white and malignant, and glaring close in mine. He cried
in a terrible voice, 'Death!' Out went Madame's candle, and at
the same moment, with a scream, I waked in the dark—still
fancying myself in the library; and for an hour after I continued
in a hysterical state.</p>
<p>Every little incident about Madame furnished a topic of
eager discussion among the maids. More or less covertly, they
nearly all hated and feared her. They fancied that she was
making good her footing with 'the Master;' and that she would
then oust Mrs. Rusk—perhaps usurp her place—and so make a
clean sweep of them all. I fancy the honest little housekeeper
did not discourage that suspicion.</p>
<p>About this time I recollect a pedlar—an odd, gipsified-looking
man—called in at Knowl. I and Catherine Jones were in the
court when he came, and set down his pack on the low balustrade beside the
door.</p>
<p>All sorts of commodities he had—ribbons, cottons, silks, stockings, lace,
and even some bad jewellry; and just as he began his
display—an interesting matter in a quiet country house—Madame
came upon the ground. He grinned a recognition, and hoped
'Madamasel' was well, and 'did not look to see <i>her</i> here.'</p>
<p>'Madamasel' thanked him. 'Yes, vary well,' and looked for
the first time decidedly 'put out.'</p>
<p>'Wat a pretty things!' she said. 'Catherine, run and tell Mrs.
Rusk. She wants scissars, and lace too—I heard her say.'</p>
<p>So Catherine, with a lingering look, departed; and Madame
said—</p>
<p>'Will you, dear cheaile, be so kind to bring here my purse, I
forgot on the table in my room; also, I advise you, bring <i>your</i>.'</p>
<p>Catherine returned with Mrs. Rusk. Here was a man who
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could tell them something of the old Frenchwoman, at last!
Slyly they dawdled over his wares, until Madame had made her
market and departed with me. But when the coveted opportunity
came, the pedlar was quite impenetrable. 'He forgot everything;
he did not believe as he ever saw the lady before. He called a
Frenchwoman, all the world over, Madamasel—that wor the name
on 'em all. He never seed her in partiklar afore, as he could
bring to mind. He liked to see 'em always, 'cause they makes
the young uns buy.'</p>
<p>This reserve and oblivion were very provoking, and neither
Mrs. Rusk nor Catherine Jones spent sixpence with him;—he
was a stupid fellow, or worse.</p>
<p>Of course Madame had tampered with him. But truth, like
murder, will out some day. Tom Williams, the groom, had seen
her, when alone with him, and pretending to look at his stock,
with her face almost buried in his silks and Welsh linseys, talking
as fast as she could all the time, and slipping <i>money</i>, he did
suppose, under a piece of stuff in his box.</p>
<p>In the mean time, I and Madame were walking over the
wide, peaty sheep-walks that lie between Knowl and Church
Scarsdale. Since our visit to the mausoleum in the wood, she
had not worried me so much as before. She had been, indeed,
more than usually thoughtful, very little talkative, and troubled
me hardly at all about French and other accomplishments. A
walk was a part of our daily routine. I now carried a tiny
basket in my hand, with a few sandwiches, which were to furnish
our luncheon when we reached the pretty scene, about two
miles away, whither we were tending.</p>
<p>We had started a little too late; Madame grew unwontedly
fatigued and sat down to rest on a stile before we had got half-way;
and there she intoned, with a dismal nasal cadence, a
quaint old Bretagne ballad, about a lady with a pig's head:—</p>
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<p>'This lady was neither pig nor maid,</p>
<p>And so she was not of human mould;</p>
<p>Not of the living nor the dead.</p>
<p>Her left hand and foot were warm to touch;</p>
<p>Her right as cold as a corpse's flesh!</p>
<p>And she would sing like a funeral bell, with a ding-dong tune.</p>
<p>The pigs were afraid, and viewed her aloof;</p>
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<p>And women feared her and stood afar.</p>
<p>She could do without sleep for a year and a day;</p>
<p>She could sleep like a corpse, for a month and more.</p>
<p>No one knew how this lady fed—</p>
<p>On acorns or on flesh.</p>
<p>Some say that she's one of the swine-possessed,</p>
<p>That swam over the sea of Gennesaret.</p>
<p>A mongrel body and demon soul.</p>
<p>Some say she's the wife of the Wandering Jew,</p>
<p>And broke the law for the sake of pork;</p>
<p>And a swinish face for a token doth bear,</p>
<p>That her shame is now, and her punishment coming.'</p>
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<p>And so it went on, in a gingling rigmarole. The more anxious I
seemed to go on our way, the more likely was she to loiter. I
therefore showed no signs of impatience, and I saw her consult
her watch in the course of her ugly minstrelsy, and slyly glance,
as if expecting something, in the direction of our destination.</p>
<p>When she had sung to her heart's content, up rose Madame,
and began to walk onward silently. I saw her glance once or
twice, as before, toward the village of Trillsworth, which lay in
front, a little to our left, and the smoke of which hung in a
film over the brow of the hill. I think she observed me, for she
enquired—</p>
<p>'Wat is that a smoke there?'</p>
<p>'That is Trillsworth, Madame; there is a railway station there.'</p>
<p>'Oh, le chemin de fer, so near! I did not think. Where it
goes?'</p>
<p>I told her, and silence returned.</p>
<p>Church Scarsdale is a very pretty and odd scene. The slightly
undulating sheep-walk dips suddenly into a wide glen, in the lap
of which, by a bright, winding rill, rise from the sward the ruins
of a small abbey, with a few solemn trees scattered round. The
crows' nests hung untenanted in the trees; the birds were foraging far away
from their roosts. The very cattle had forsaken the
place. It was solitude itself.</p>
<p>Madame drew a long breath and smiled.</p>
<p>'Come down, come down, cheaile—come down to the churchyard.'</p>
<p>As we descended the slope which shut out the surrounding
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world, and the scene grew more sad and lonely, Madame's spirits
seemed to rise.</p>
<p>'See 'ow many grave-stones—one, <i>two</i> hundred. Don't you love
the dead, cheaile? I will teach you to love them. You shall see
me die here to-day, for half an hour, and be among them. That
is what I love.'</p>
<p>We were by this time at the little brook's side, and the low
churchyard wall with a stile, reached by a couple of stepping-stones,
across the stream, immediately at the other side.</p>
<p>'Come, now!' cried Madame, raising her face, as if to sniff the
air; 'we are close to them. You will like them soon as I. You
shall see five of them. Ah, ça ira, ça ira, ça ira! Come cross
quickily! I am Madame la Morgue—Mrs. Deadhouse! I will
present you my friends, Monsieur Cadavre and Monsieur Squelette. Come,
come, leetle mortal, let us play. Ouaah!' And she
uttered a horrid yell from her enormous mouth, and pushing her
wig and bonnet back, so as to show her great, bald head. She was
laughing, and really looked quite mad.</p>
<p>'No, Madame, I will not go with you,' I said, disengaging my
hand with a violent effort, receding two or three steps.</p>
<p>'Not enter the churchyard! Ma foi—wat mauvais goût! But
see, we are already in shade. The sun he is setting soon—where
well you remain, cheaile? I will not stay long.'</p>
<p>'I'll stay here,' I said, a little angrily—for I <i>was</i> angry as well
as nervous; and through my fear was that indignation at her extravagances
which mimicked lunacy so unpleasantly, and were, I
knew, designed to frighten me.</p>
<p>Over the stepping-stones, pulling up her dress, she skipped with
her long, lank legs, like a witch joining a Walpurgis. Over the
stile she strode, and I saw her head wagging, and heard her sing
some of her ill-omened rhymes, as she capered solemnly, with
many a grin and courtesy, among the graves and headstones, towards the
ruin.</p>
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