<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_III">CHAPTER III</h2></div>
<p class="caption3">A CHAPTER OF ACCIDENTS</p>
<p>This is a "hard luck" chapter. Stories of ill-fortune
are not always interesting, but I am writing this one to
show what can happen to an automobile in the Gobi.
We had gone to Urga without even a puncture and I
began to feel that motoring in Mongolia was as simple
as riding on Fifth Avenue—more so, in fact, for we did
not have to watch traffic policemen or worry about
"right of way." There is no crowding on the Gobi
Desert. When we passed a camel caravan or a train of
ox-carts we were sure to have plenty of room, for the
landscape was usually spotted in every direction with
fleeing animals.</p>
<p>Our motors had "purred" so steadily that accidents
and repair shops seemed very far away and not of much
importance. On the return trip, however, the reverse of
the picture was presented and I learned that to be alone
in the desert when something is wrong with the digestion
of your automobile can have its serious aspects. Unless
you are an expert mechanic and have an assortment of
"spare parts," you may have to walk thirty or forty
miles to the nearest water and spend many days of waiting
until help arrives.
Fortunately for us, there are few things which either
<span class="pagenum" id="Page_28">- 28 -</span>
Coltman or Guptil do not know about the "insides" of
a motor and, moreover, after a diagnosis, they both have
the ingenuity to remedy almost any trouble with a hammer
and a screw driver.</p>
<p>Four days after our arrival in Urga we left on the
return trip. As occupants of his car Charles Coltman
had Mr. Price, Mrs. Coltman, and Mrs. Mamen. With
the spiritual and physical assistance of Mr. Guptil I
drove the second automobile, carrying in the rear seat
a wounded Russian Cossack and a French-Czech, both
couriers. The third car was a Ford <i>chassis</i> to which a
wooden body had been affixed. It was designed to give
increased carrying space, but it looked like a half-grown
hayrack and was appropriately called the "agony box."
This was driven by a chauffeur named Wang and carried
Mamen's Chinese house boy and an <i>amah</i> besides a
miscellaneous assortment of baggage.</p>
<p>It was a cold, gray morning when we started, with a
cutting wind sweeping down from the north, giving a
hint of the bitter winter which in another month would
hold all Mongolia in an icy grasp. We made our way
eastward up the valley to the Russian bridge across the
Tola River and pointed the cars southward on the caravan
trail to Kalgan.</p>
<p>Just as we reached the summit of the second long hill,
across which the wind was sweeping in a glacial blast,
there came a rasping crash somewhere in the motor of
my car, followed by a steady <i>knock, knocks knock</i>.
"That's a connecting rod as sure as fate," said "Gup."
"We'll have to stop." When he had crawled under the
<span class="pagenum" id="Page_29">- 29 -</span>
car and found that his diagnosis was correct, he said
a few other things which ought to have relieved his mind
considerably.</p>
<p>There was nothing to be done except to replace the
broken part with a spare rod. For three freezing hours
Gup and Coltman lay upon their backs under the car,
while the rest of us gave what help we could. To add
to the difficulties a shower of hail swept down upon us
with all the fury of a Mongolian storm. It was three
o'clock in the afternoon before we were ready to go on,
and our camp that night was only sixty miles from Urga.</p>
<p>The next day as we passed Turin the Czech pointed
out the spot where he had lain for three days and nights
with a broken collar bone and a dislocated shoulder. He
had come from Irkutsk carrying important dispatches
and had taken passage in an automobile belonging to a
Chinese company which with difficulty was maintaining
a passenger service between Urga and Kalgan. As
usual, the native chauffeur was dashing along at thirty-five
miles an hour when he should not have driven faster
than twenty at the most. One of the front wheels slid
into a deep rut, the car turned completely over and the
resulting casualties numbered one man dead and our
Czech seriously injured. It was three days before another
car carried him back to Urga, where the broken
bones were badly set by a drunken Russian doctor. The
Cossack, too, had been shot twice in the heavy fighting
on the Russian front, and, although his wounds were
barely healed, he had just ridden three hundred miles
on horseback with dispatches for Peking.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_30">- 30 -</span></p>
<p>Both my passengers were delighted to have escaped
the Chinese motors, for in them accidents had been the
rule rather than the exception. During one year nineteen
cars had been smashed and lay in masses of twisted
metal beside the road. The difficulty had been largely
due to the native chauffeurs. Although these men can
drive a car, they have no mechanical training and danger
signals from the motor are entirely disregarded. Moreover,
all Chinese dearly love "show" and the chauffeurs
delight in driving at tremendous speed over roads where
they should exercise the greatest care. The deep cart
ruts are a continual menace, for between them the road
is often smooth and fine. But a stone or a tuft of grass
may send one of the front wheels into a rut and capsize
the car. Even with the greatest care accidents will happen,
and motoring in Mongolia is by no means devoid of
danger and excitement.</p>
<p>About three o'clock in the afternoon of the second day
we saw frantic signals from the agony box which had
been lumbering along behind us. It appeared that the
right rear wheel was broken and the car could go no
farther. There was nothing for it but to camp right
where we were while Charles repaired the wheel.
Gup and I ran twenty miles down the road to look
for a well, but without success. The remaining water
was divided equally among us but next morning we discovered
that the Chinese had secreted two extra bottles
for themselves, while we had been saving ours to the last
drop. It taught me a lesson by which I profited the following
summer.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_31">- 31 -</span></p>
<p>On the third day the agony box limped along until
noon, but when we reached a well in the midst of the
great plain south of Turin it had to be abandoned, while
we went on to Ude, the telegraph station in the middle
of the desert, and wired Mamen to bring a spare wheel
from Urga.</p>
<p>The fourth day there was more trouble with the connecting
rod on my car and we sat for two hours at a
well while the motor was eviscerated and reassembled.
It had ceased to be a joke, especially to Coltman
and Guptil, for all the work fell upon them. By this
time they were almost unrecognizable because of dirt
and grease and their hands were cut and blistered. But
they stood it manfully, and at each new accident Gup
rose to greater and greater heights of oratory.</p>
<p>We were halfway between Ude and Panj-kiang when
we saw two automobiles approaching from the south.
Their occupants were foreigners we were sure, and as
they stopped beside us a tall young man came up to my
car. "I am Langdon Warner," he said. We shook
hands and looked at each other curiously. Warner is
an archæologist and Director of the Pennsylvania Museum.
For ten years we had played a game of hide and
seek through half the countries of the Orient and it
seemed that we were destined never to meet each other.
In 1910 I drifted into the quaint little town of Naha
in the Loo-Choo Islands, that forgotten kingdom of the
East. At that time it was far off the beaten track and
very few foreigners had sought it out since 1854, when
Commodore Perry negotiated a treaty with its king in
<span class="pagenum" id="Page_32">- 32 -</span>
the picturesque old Shuri Palace. Only a few months
before I arrived, Langdon Warner had visited it on a
collecting trip and the natives had not yet ceased to talk
about the strange foreigner who gave them new baskets
for old ones.</p>
<p>A little later Warner preceded me to Japan, and in
1912 I followed him to Korea. Our paths diverged
when I went to Alaska in 1913, but I crossed his trail
again in China, and in 1916, just before my wife and I
left for Yün-nan, I missed him in Boston where I had
gone to lecture at Harvard University. It was strange
that after ten years we should meet for the first time in
the middle of the Gobi Desert!</p>
<p>Warner was proceeding to Urga with two Czech officers
who were on their way to Irkutsk. We gave them
the latest news of the war situation and much to their
disgust they realized that had they waited only two
weeks longer they could have gone by train, for the attack
by the Czechs on the Magyars and the Bolsheviki,
in the trans-Baikal region, had cleared the Siberian railway
westward as far as Omsk. After half an hour's
talk we drove off in opposite directions. Warner eventually
reached Irkutsk, but not without some interesting
experiences with Bolsheviki along the way, and I did
not see him again until last March (1920), when he came
to my office in the American Museum just after we had
returned to New York.</p>
<p>When we reached Panj-kiang we felt that our motor
troubles were at an end, but ten miles beyond the station
my car refused to pull through a sand pit and we found
<span class="pagenum" id="Page_33">- 33 -</span>
that there was trouble with the differential. It was
necessary to dismantle the rear end of the car, and Coltman
and Gup were well-nigh discouraged. The delay
was a serious matter for I had urgent business in Japan,
and it was imperative that I reach Peking as soon as
possible. Charles finally decided to send me, together
with Price, the Czech, and the Cossack, in his car, while
he and Gup remained with the two ladies to repair
mine.</p>
<p>Price and I drove back to Panj-kiang to obtain extra
food and water for the working party and to telegraph
Kalgan for assistance. We took only a little tea, macaroni,
and two tins of sausage, for we expected to reach
the mission station at Hei-ma-hou early the next
morning.</p>
<p>We were hardly five miles from the broken car when
we discovered that there was no more oil for our motor.
It was impossible to go much farther and we decided
that the only alternative was to wait until the relief
party, for which we had wired, arrived from Kalgan.
Just then the car swung over the summit of a rise, and
we saw the white tent and grazing camels of an enormous
caravan. Of course, Mongols would have mutton
fat and why not use that for oil! The caravan leader
assured us that he had fat in plenty and in ten minutes
a great pot of it was warming over the fire.</p>
<p>We poured it into the motor and proceeded merrily
on our way. But there was one serious obstacle to our
enjoyment of that ride. Events had been moving so
rapidly that we had eaten nothing since breakfast, and
<span class="pagenum" id="Page_34">- 34 -</span>
when a delicious odor of roast lamb began to arise from
the motor, we realized that we were all very hungry.
Dry macaroni would hardly do and the sausage must be
saved for dinner. All the afternoon that tantalizing
odor hovered in the air and I began to imagine that I
could even smell mint sauce.</p>
<p>At six o'clock we saw the first <i>yurt</i> and purchased a
supply of <i>argul</i> so that we could save time in making
camp. The lamps of the car were <i>hors de combat</i> and
a watery moon did not give us sufficient light by which
to drive in safety, so we stopped on a hilltop shortly
after dark. In the morning when the motor was cold
we could save time and strength in cranking by pushing
it down the slope.</p>
<p>Much to our disgust we found that the <i>argul</i> we had
purchased from the Mongol was so mixed with dirt that
it would not burn. After half an hour of fruitless work
I gave up, and we divided the tin of cold sausage. It
was a pretty meager dinner for four hungry men and I
retired into my sleeping bag to dream of roast lamb and
mint sauce. When the Cossack officer found that he
was not to have his tea he was like a child with a stick
of candy just out of reach. He tried to sleep but it was
no use, and in half an hour I opened my eyes to see him
flat on his face blowing lustily at a piece of <i>argul</i> which
he had persuaded to emit a faint glow. For two mortal
hours the Russian nursed that fire until his pot of water
reached the boiling point. Then he insisted that we all
wake up to share his triumph.</p>
<p class="tdr">PLATE III</p>
<div class="figcenter"> <ANTIMG src="images/plate_iiia.png" width-obs="789" height-obs="453" alt="" /> <div class="caption4">THE MIDDLE AGES AND THE TWENTIETH CENTURY</div>
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<div class="figcenter"> <ANTIMG src="images/plate_iiib.png" width-obs="452" height-obs="274" alt="" /> <div class="caption4">A MONGOLIAN ANTELOPE KILLED FROM OUR MOTOR CARS</div>
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<div class="figcenter"> <ANTIMG src="images/plate_iiic.png" width-obs="452" height-obs="278" alt="" /> <div class="caption4">WATERING CAMELS AT A WELL IN THE GOBI DESERT</div>
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<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_35">- 35 -</span></p>
<p>We reached the mission station at noon next day, and
Father Weinz, the Belgian priest in charge, gave us the
first meal we had had in thirty-six hours. The Czech
courier decided to remain at Hei-ma-hou and go in next
day by cart, but we started immediately on the forty-mile
horseback ride to Kalgan. A steady rain began
about two o'clock in the afternoon, and in half an hour
we were soaked to the skin; then the ugly, little gray
stallion upon which I had been mounted planted both
hind feet squarely on my left leg as we toiled up a long
hill-trail to the pass, and I thought that my walking days
had ended for all time. At the foot of the pass we
halted at a dirty inn where they told us it would be useless
to go on to Kalgan, for the gates of the city would
certainly be closed and it would be impossible to enter
until morning. There was no alternative except to
spend the night at the inn, but as they had only a grass
fire which burned out as soon as the cooking was
finished, and as all our clothes were soaked, we spent
sleepless hours shivering with cold.</p>
<p>The Cossack spoke only Mongol and Russian, and,
as neither of us knew a single word of either language,
it was difficult to communicate our plans to him. Finally,
we found a Chinaman who spoke Mongol and
who consented to act as interpreter. The natives at the
inn could not understand why we were not able to talk
to the Cossack. Didn't all white men speak the same
language? Mr. Price endeavored to explain that Russian
and English differ as much as do Chinese and
Mongol, but they only smiled and shook their heads.</p>
<p>In the morning I was so stiff from the kick which the
<span class="pagenum" id="Page_36">- 36 -</span>
gray stallion had given me that I could get to his back
only with the greatest difficulty, but we reached Kalgan
at eight o'clock. Unfortunately, the Cossack had left
his passport in the cart which was to follow with his
baggage, and the police at the gate would not let us
pass. Mr. Price was well known to them and offered
to assume responsibility for the Cossack in the name
of the American Legation, but the policemen, who
were much disgruntled at being roused so early in the
morning, refused to let us enter.</p>
<p>Their attitude was so obviously absurd that we agreed
to take matters into our own hands. We strolled outside
the house and suddenly jumped on our horses.
The sentries made a vain attempt to catch our bridle
reins and we rode down the street at a sharp trot.
There was another police station in the center of the
city which it was impossible to avoid and as we approached
it we saw a line of soldiers drawn up across
the road. Our friends at the gate had telephoned ahead
to have us stopped. Without hesitating we kept on,
riding straight at the gray-clad policemen. With
wildly waving arms they shouted at us to halt, but we
paid not the slightest attention, and they had to jump
aside to avoid being run down. The spectacle which
these Chinese soldiers presented, as they tried to arrest
us, was so ridiculous that we roared with laughter.
Imagine what would happen on Fifth Avenue if you
disregarded a traffic policeman's signal to stop!</p>
<p>Although the officials knew that we could be found
at Mr. Coltman's house, we heard nothing further from
<span class="pagenum" id="Page_37">- 37 -</span>
the incident. It was so obviously a matter of personal
ill nature on the part of the captain in charge of the
gate police that they realized it was not a subject for
further discussion.</p>
<p>After the luxury of a bath and shave we proceeded
to Peking. Charles and Gup had rather a beastly
time getting in. The car could not be repaired sufficiently
to carry on under its own power, and, through
a misunderstanding, the relief party only went as far
as the pass and waited there for their arrival. They
eventually found it necessary to hire three horses to
tow them to the mission station where the "hard luck"
story ended.</p>
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