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<h2> CHAPTER XX. </h2>
<p>When beauty leads the lion in her toils,<br/>
Such are her charms, he dare not raise his mane,<br/>
Far less expand the terror of his fangs.<br/>
So great Alcides made his club a distaff,<br/>
And spun to please fair Omphale.<br/>
ANONYMOUS.<br/></p>
<p>Richard, the unsuspicious object of the dark treachery detailed in the
closing part of the last chapter, having effected, for the present at
least, the triumphant union of the Crusading princes in a resolution to
prosecute the war with vigour, had it next at heart to establish
tranquillity in his own family; and, now that he could judge more
temperately, to inquire distinctly into the circumstances leading to the
loss of his banner, and the nature and the extent of the connection
betwixt his kinswoman Edith and the banished adventurer from Scotland.</p>
<p>Accordingly, the Queen and her household were startled with a visit from
Sir Thomas de Vaux, requesting the present attendance of the Lady Calista
of Montfaucon, the Queen's principal bower-woman, upon King Richard.</p>
<p>"What am I to say, madam?" said the trembling attendant to the Queen, "He
will slay us all."</p>
<p>"Nay, fear not, madam," said De Vaux. "His Majesty hath spared the life of
the Scottish knight, who was the chief offender, and bestowed him upon the
Moorish physician. He will not be severe upon a lady, though faulty."</p>
<p>"Devise some cunning tale, wench," said Berengaria. "My husband hath too
little time to make inquiry into the truth."</p>
<p>"Tell the tale as it really happened," said Edith, "lest I tell it for
thee."</p>
<p>"With humble permission of her Majesty," said De Vaux, "I would say Lady
Edith adviseth well; for although King Richard is pleased to believe what
it pleases your Grace to tell him, yet I doubt his having the same
deference for the Lady Calista, and in this especial matter."</p>
<p>"The Lord of Gilsland is right," said the Lady Calista, much agitated at
the thoughts of the investigation which was to take place; "and besides,
if I had presence of mind enough to forge a plausible story, beshrew me if
I think I should have the courage to tell it."</p>
<p>In this candid humour, the Lady Calista was conducted by De Vaux to the
King, and made, as she had proposed, a full confession of the decoy by
which the unfortunate Knight of the Leopard had been induced to desert his
post; exculpating the Lady Edith, who, she was aware, would not fail to
exculpate herself, and laying the full burden on the Queen, her mistress,
whose share of the frolic, she well knew, would appear the most venial in
the eyes of Coeur de Lion. In truth, Richard was a fond, almost a uxorious
husband. The first burst of his wrath had long since passed away, and he
was not disposed severely to censure what could not now be amended. The
wily Lady Calista, accustomed from her earliest childhood to fathom the
intrigues of a court, and watch the indications of a sovereign's will,
hastened back to the Queen with the speed of a lapwing, charged with the
King's commands that she should expect a speedy visit from him; to which
the bower-lady added a commentary founded on her own observation, tending
to show that Richard meant just to preserve so much severity as might
bring his royal consort to repent of her frolic, and then to extend to her
and all concerned his gracious pardon.</p>
<p>"Sits the wind in that corner, wench?" said the Queen, much relieved by
this intelligence. "Believe me that, great commander as he is, Richard
will find it hard to circumvent us in this matter, and that, as the
Pyrenean shepherds are wont to say in my native Navarre, Many a one comes
for wool, and goes back shorn."</p>
<p>Having possessed herself of all the information which Calista could
communicate, the royal Berengaria arrayed herself in her most becoming
dress, and awaited with confidence the arrival of the heroic Richard.</p>
<p>He arrived, and found himself in the situation of a prince entering an
offending province, in the confidence that his business will only be to
inflict rebuke, and receive submission, when he unexpectedly finds it in a
state of complete defiance and insurrection. Berengaria well knew the
power of her charms and the extent of Richard's affection, and felt
assured that she could make her own terms good, now that the first
tremendous explosion of his anger had expended itself without mischief.
Far from listening to the King's intended rebuke, as what the levity of
her conduct had justly deserved, she extenuated, nay, defended as a
harmless frolic, that which she was accused of. She denied, indeed, with
many a pretty form of negation, that she had directed Nectabanus
absolutely to entice the knight farther than the brink of the Mount on
which he kept watch—and, indeed, this was so far true, that she had
not designed Sir Kenneth to be introduced into her tent—and then,
eloquent in urging her own defence, the Queen was far more so in pressing
upon Richard the charge of unkindness, in refusing her so poor a boon as
the life of an unfortunate knight, who, by her thoughtless prank, had been
brought within the danger of martial law. She wept and sobbed while she
enlarged on her husband's obduracy on this score, as a rigour which had
threatened to make her unhappy for life, whenever she should reflect that
she had given, unthinkingly, the remote cause for such a tragedy. The
vision of the slaughtered victim would have haunted her dreams—nay,
for aught she knew, since such things often happened, his actual spectre
might have stood by her waking couch. To all this misery of the mind was
she exposed by the severity of one who, while he pretended to dote upon
her slightest glance, would not forego one act of poor revenge, though the
issue was to render her miserable.</p>
<p>All this flow of female eloquence was accompanied with the usual arguments
of tears and sighs, and uttered with such tone and action as seemed to
show that the Queen's resentment arose neither from pride nor sullenness,
but from feelings hurt at finding her consequence with her husband less
than she had expected to possess.</p>
<p>The good King Richard was considerably embarrassed. He tried in vain to
reason with one whose very jealousy of his affection rendered her
incapable of listening to argument, nor could he bring himself to use the
restraint of lawful authority to a creature so beautiful in the midst of
her unreasonable displeasure. He was therefore reduced to the defensive,
endeavoured gently to chide her suspicions and soothe her displeasure, and
recalled to her mind that she need not look back upon the past with
recollections either of remorse or supernatural fear, since Sir Kenneth
was alive and well, and had been bestowed by him upon the great Arabian
physician, who, doubtless, of all men, knew best how to keep him living.
But this seemed the unkindest cut of all, and the Queen's sorrow was
renewed at the idea of a Saracen—a mediciner—obtaining a boon
for which, with bare head and on bended knee, she had petitioned her
husband in vain. At this new charge Richard's patience began rather to
give way, and he said, in a serious tone of voice, "Berengaria, the
physician saved my life. If it is of value in your eyes, you will not
grudge him a higher recompense than the only one I could prevail on him to
accept."</p>
<p>The Queen was satisfied she had urged her coquettish displeasure to the
verge of safety.</p>
<p>"My Richard," she said, "why brought you not that sage to me, that
England's Queen might show how she esteemed him who could save from
extinction the lamp of chivalry, the glory of England, and the light of
poor Berengaria's life and hope?"</p>
<p>In a word, the matrimonial dispute was ended; but, that some penalty might
be paid to justice, both King and Queen accorded in laying the whole blame
on the agent Nectabanus, who (the Queen being by this time well weary of
the poor dwarf's humour) was, with his royal consort Guenevra, sentenced
to be banished from the Court; and the unlucky dwarf only escaped a
supplementary whipping, from the Queen's assurances that he had already
sustained personal chastisement. It was decreed further that, as an envoy
was shortly to be dispatched to Saladin, acquainting him with the
resolution of the Council to resume hostilities so soon as the truce was
ended, and as Richard proposed to send a valuable present to the Soldan,
in acknowledgment of the high benefit he had derived from the services of
El Hakim, the two unhappy creatures should be added to it as curiosities,
which, from their extremely grotesque appearance, and the shattered state
of their intellect, were gifts that might well pass between sovereign and
sovereign.</p>
<p>Richard had that day yet another female encounter to sustain; but he
advanced to it with comparative indifference, for Edith, though beautiful
and highly esteemed by her royal relative—nay, although she had from
his unjust suspicions actually sustained the injury of which Berengaria
only affected to complain—still was neither Richard's wife nor
mistress, and he feared her reproaches less, although founded in reason,
than those of the Queen, though unjust and fantastical. Having requested
to speak with her apart, he was ushered into her apartment, adjoining that
of the Queen, whose two female Coptish slaves remained on their knees in
the most remote corner during the interview. A thin black veil extended
its ample folds over the tall and graceful form of the high-born maiden,
and she wore not upon her person any female ornament of what kind soever.
She arose and made a low reverence when Richard entered, resumed her seat
at his command, and, when he sat down beside her, waited, without uttering
a syllable, until he should communicate his pleasure.</p>
<p>Richard, whose custom it was to be familiar with Edith, as their
relationship authorized, felt this reception chilling, and opened the
conversation with some embarrassment.</p>
<p>"Our fair cousin," he at length said, "is angry with us; and we own that
strong circumstances have induced us, without cause, to suspect her of
conduct alien to what we have ever known in her course of life. But while
we walk in this misty valley of humanity, men will mistake shadows for
substances. Can my fair cousin not forgive her somewhat vehement kinsman
Richard?"</p>
<p>"Who can refuse forgiveness to RICHARD," answered Edith, "provided Richard
can obtain pardon of the KING?"</p>
<p>"Come, my kinswoman," replied Coeur de Lion, "this is all too solemn. By
Our Lady, such a melancholy countenance, and this ample sable veil, might
make men think thou wert a new-made widow, or had lost a betrothed lover,
at least. Cheer up! Thou hast heard, doubtless, that there is no real
cause for woe; why, then, keep up the form of mourning?"</p>
<p>"For the departed honour of Plantagenet—for the glory which hath
left my father's house."</p>
<p>Richard frowned. "Departed honour! glory which hath left our house!" he
repeated angrily. "But my cousin Edith is privileged. I have judged her
too hastily; she has therefore a right to deem of me too harshly. But tell
me at least in what I have faulted."</p>
<p>"Plantagenet," said Edith, "should have either pardoned an offence, or
punished it. It misbecomes him to assign free men, Christians, and brave
knights, to the fetters of the infidels. It becomes him not to compromise
and barter, or to grunt life under the forfeiture of liberty. To have
doomed the unfortunate to death might have been severity, but had a show
of justice; to condemn him to slavery and exile was barefaced tyranny."</p>
<p>"I see, my fair cousin," said Richard, "you are of those pretty ones who
think an absent lover as bad as none, or as a dead one. Be patient; half a
score of light horsemen may yet follow and redeem the error, if thy
gallant have in keeping any secret which might render his death more
convenient than his banishment."</p>
<p>"Peace with thy scurrile jests!" answered Edith, colouring deeply. "Think,
rather, that for the indulgence of thy mood thou hast lopped from this
great enterprise one goodly limb, deprived the Cross of one of its most
brave supporters, and placed a servant of the true God in the hands of the
heathen; hast given, too, to minds as suspicious as thou hast shown thine
own in this matter, some right to say that Richard Coeur de Lion banished
the bravest soldier in his camp lest his name in battle might match his
own."</p>
<p>"I—I!" exclaimed Richard, now indeed greatly moved—"am I one
to be jealous of renown? I would he were here to profess such an equality!
I would waive my rank and my crown, and meet him, manlike, in the lists,
that it might appear whether Richard Plantagenet had room to fear or to
envy the prowess of mortal man. Come, Edith, thou think'st not as thou
sayest. Let not anger or grief for the absence of thy lover make thee
unjust to thy kinsman, who, notwithstanding all thy techiness, values thy
good report as high as that of any one living."</p>
<p>"The absence of my lover?" said the Lady Edith, "But yes, he may be well
termed my lover, who hath paid so dear for the title. Unworthy as I might
be of such homage, I was to him like a light, leading him forward in the
noble path of chivalry; but that I forgot my rank, or that he presumed
beyond his, is false, were a king to speak it."</p>
<p>"My fair cousin," said Richard, "do not put words in my mouth which I have
not spoken. I said not you had graced this man beyond the favour which a
good knight may earn, even from a princess, whatever be his native
condition. But, by Our Lady, I know something of this love-gear. It begins
with mute respect and distant reverence; but when opportunities occur,
familiarity increases, and so—But it skills not talking with one who
thinks herself wiser than all the world."</p>
<p>"My kinsman's counsels I willingly listen to, when they are such," said
Edith, "as convey no insult to my rank and character."</p>
<p>"Kings, my fair cousin, do not counsel, but rather command," said Richard.</p>
<p>"Soldans do indeed command," said Edith, "but it is because they have
slaves to govern."</p>
<p>"Come, you might learn to lay aside this scorn of Soldanrie, when you hold
so high of a Scot," said the King. "I hold Saladin to be truer to his word
than this William of Scotland, who must needs be called a Lion, forsooth;
he hath foully faulted towards me in failing to send the auxiliary aid he
promised. Let me tell thee, Edith, thou mayest live to prefer a true Turk
to a false Scot."</p>
<p>"No—never!" answered Edith—"not should Richard himself embrace
the false religion, which he crossed the seas to expel from Palestine."</p>
<p>"Thou wilt have the last word," said Richard, "and thou shalt have it.
Even think of me what thou wilt, pretty Edith. I shall not forget that we
are near and dear cousins."</p>
<p>So saying, he took his leave in fair fashion, but very little satisfied
with the result of his visit.</p>
<p>It was the fourth day after Sir Kenneth had been dismissed from the camp,
and King Richard sat in his pavilion, enjoying an evening breeze from the
west, which, with unusual coolness on her wings, seemed breathed from
merry England for the refreshment of her adventurous Monarch, as he was
gradually recovering the full strength which was necessary to carry on his
gigantic projects. There was no one with him, De Vaux having been sent to
Ascalon to bring up reinforcements and supplies of military munition, and
most of his other attendants being occupied in different departments, all
preparing for the re-opening of hostilities, and for a grand preparatory
review of the army of the Crusaders, which was to take place the next day.
The King sat listening to the busy hum among the soldiery, the clatter
from the forges, where horseshoes were preparing, and from the tents of
the armourers, who were repairing harness. The voice of the soldiers, too,
as they passed and repassed, was loud and cheerful, carrying with its very
tone an assurance of high and excited courage, and an omen of approaching
victory. While Richard's ear drank in these sounds with delight, and while
he yielded himself to the visions of conquest and of glory which they
suggested, an equerry told him that a messenger from Saladin waited
without.</p>
<p>"Admit him instantly," said the King, "and with due honour, Josceline."</p>
<p>The English knight accordingly introduced a person, apparently of no
higher rank than a Nubian slave, whose appearance was nevertheless highly
interesting. He was of superb stature and nobly formed, and his commanding
features, although almost jet-black, showed nothing of negro descent. He
wore over his coal-black locks a milk-white turban, and over his shoulders
a short mantle of the same colour, open in front and at the sleeves, under
which appeared a doublet of dressed leopard's skin reaching within a
handbreadth of the knee. The rest of his muscular limbs, both legs and
arms, were bare, excepting that he had sandals on his feet, and wore a
collar and bracelets of silver. A straight broadsword, with a handle of
box-wood and a sheath covered with snakeskin, was suspended from his
waist. In his right hand he held a short javelin, with a broad, bright
steel head, of a span in length, and in his left he led by a leash of
twisted silk and gold a large and noble staghound.</p>
<p>The messenger prostrated himself, at the same time partially uncovering
his shoulders, in sign of humiliation, and having touched the earth with
his forehead, arose so far as to rest on one knee, while he delivered to
the King a silken napkin, enclosing another of cloth of gold, within which
was a letter from Saladin in the original Arabic, with a translation into
Norman-English, which may be modernized thus:—</p>
<p>"Saladin, King of Kings, to Melech Ric, the Lion of England. Whereas, we
are informed by thy last message that thou hast chosen war rather than
peace, and our enmity rather than our friendship, we account thee as one
blinded in this matter, and trust shortly to convince thee of thine error,
by the help of our invincible forces of the thousand tribes, when
Mohammed, the Prophet of God, and Allah, the God of the Prophet, shall
judge the controversy betwixt us. In what remains, we make noble account
of thee, and of the gifts which thou hast sent us, and of the two dwarfs,
singular in their deformity as Ysop, and mirthful as the lute of Isaack.
And in requital of these tokens from the treasure-house of thy bounty,
behold we have sent thee a Nubian slave, named Zohauk, of whom judge not
by his complexion, according to the foolish ones of the earth, in respect
the dark-rinded fruit hath the most exquisite flavour. Know that he is
strong to execute the will of his master, as Rustan of Zablestan; also he
is wise to give counsel when thou shalt learn to hold communication with
him, for the Lord of Speech hath been stricken with silence betwixt the
ivory walls of his palace. We commend him to thy care, hoping the hour may
not be distant when he may render thee good service. And herewith we bid
thee farewell; trusting that our most holy Prophet may yet call thee to a
sight of the truth, failing which illumination, our desire is for the
speedy restoration of thy royal health, that Allah may judge between thee
and us in a plain field of battle."</p>
<p>And the missive was sanctioned by the signature and seal of the Soldan.</p>
<p>Richard surveyed the Nubian in silence as he stood before him, his looks
bent upon the ground, his arms folded on his bosom, with the appearance of
a black marble statue of the most exquisite workmanship, waiting life from
the touch of a Prometheus. The King of England, who, as it was
emphatically said of his successor Henry the Eighth, loved to look upon A
MAN, was well pleased with the thews, sinews, and symmetry of him whom he
now surveyed, and questioned him in the lingua franca, "Art thou a pagan?"</p>
<p>The slave shook his head, and raising his finger to his brow, crossed
himself in token of his Christianity, then resumed his posture of
motionless humility.</p>
<p>"A Nubian Christian, doubtless," said Richard, "and mutilated of the organ
of speech by these heathen dogs?"</p>
<p>The mute again slowly shook his head, in token of negative, pointed with
his forefinger to Heaven, and then laid it upon his own lips.</p>
<p>"I understand thee," said Richard; "thou dost suffer under the infliction
of God, not by the cruelty of man. Canst thou clean an armour and belt,
and buckle it in time of need?"</p>
<p>The mute nodded, and stepping towards the coat of mail, which hung with
the shield and helmet of the chivalrous monarch upon the pillar of the
tent, he handled it with such nicety of address as sufficiently to show
that he fully understood the business of an armour-bearer.</p>
<p>"Thou art an apt, and wilt doubtless be a useful knave. Thou shalt wait in
my chamber, and on my person," said the King, "to show how much I value
the gift of the royal Soldan. If thou hast no tongue, it follows thou
canst carry no tales, neither provoke me to be sudden by any unfit reply."</p>
<p>The Nubian again prostrated himself till his brow touched the earth, then
stood erect, at some paces distant, as waiting for his new master's
commands.</p>
<p>"Nay, thou shalt commence thy office presently," said Richard, "for I see
a speck of rust darkening on that shield; and when I shake it in the face
of Saladin, it should be bright and unsullied as the Soldan's honour and
mine own."</p>
<p>A horn was winded without, and presently Sir Henry Neville entered with a
packet of dispatches. "From England, my lord," he said, as he delivered
it.</p>
<p>"From England—our own England!" repeated Richard, in a tone of
melancholy enthusiasm. "Alas! they little think how hard their Sovereign
has been beset by sickness and sorrow—faint friends and forward
enemies." Then opening the dispatches, he said hastily, "Ha! this comes
from no peaceful land—they too have their feuds. Neville, begone; I
must peruse these tidings alone, and at leisure."</p>
<p>Neville withdrew accordingly, and Richard was soon absorbed in the
melancholy details which had been conveyed to him from England, concerning
the factions that were tearing to pieces his native dominions—the
disunion of his brothers John and Geoffrey, and the quarrels of both with
the High Justiciary Longchamp, Bishop of Ely—the oppressions
practised by the nobles upon the peasantry, and rebellion of the latter
against their masters, which had produced everywhere scenes of discord,
and in some instances the effusion of blood. Details of incidents
mortifying to his pride, and derogatory from his authority, were
intermingled with the earnest advice of his wisest and most attached
counsellors that he should presently return to England, as his presence
offered the only hope of saving the Kingdom from all the horrors of civil
discord, of which France and Scotland were likely to avail themselves.
Filled with the most painful anxiety, Richard read, and again read, the
ill-omened letters; compared the intelligence which some of them contained
with the same facts as differently stated in others; and soon became
totally insensible to whatever was passing around him, although seated,
for the sake of coolness, close to the entrance of his tent, and having
the curtains withdrawn, so that he could see and be seen by the guards and
others who were stationed without.</p>
<p>Deeper in the shadow of the pavilion, and busied with the task his new
master had imposed, sat the Nubian slave, with his back rather turned
towards the King. He had finished adjusting and cleaning the hauberk and
brigandine, and was now busily employed on a broad pavesse, or buckler, of
unusual size, and covered with steel-plating, which Richard often used in
reconnoitring, or actually storming fortified places, as a more effectual
protection against missile weapons than the narrow triangular shield used
on horseback. This pavesse bore neither the royal lions of England, nor
any other device, to attract the observation of the defenders of the walls
against which it was advanced; the care, therefore, of the armourer was
addressed to causing its surface to shine as bright as crystal, in which
he seemed to be peculiarly successful. Beyond the Nubian, and scarce
visible from without, lay the large dog, which might be termed his brother
slave, and which, as if he felt awed by being transferred to a royal
owner, was couched close to the side of the mute, with head and ears on
the ground, and his limbs and tail drawn close around and under him.</p>
<p>While the Monarch and his new attendant were thus occupied, another actor
crept upon the scene, and mingled among the group of English yeomen, about
a score of whom, respecting the unusually pensive posture and close
occupation of their Sovereign, were, contrary to their wont, keeping a
silent guard in front of his tent. It was not, however, more vigilant than
usual. Some were playing at games of hazard with small pebbles, others
spoke together in whispers of the approaching day of battle, and several
lay asleep, their bulky limbs folded in their green mantles.</p>
<p>Amid these careless warders glided the puny form of a little old Turk,
poorly dressed like a marabout or santon of the desert—a sort of
enthusiasts, who sometimes ventured into the camp of the Crusaders, though
treated always with contumely, and often with violence. Indeed, the luxury
and profligate indulgence of the Christian leaders had occasioned a motley
concourse in their tents of musicians, courtesans, Jewish merchants,
Copts, Turks, and all the varied refuse of the Eastern nations; so that
the caftan and turban, though to drive both from the Holy Land was the
professed object of the expedition, were, nevertheless, neither an
uncommon nor an alarming sight in the camp of the Crusaders. When,
however, the little insignificant figure we have described approached so
nigh as to receive some interruption from the warders, he dashed his dusky
green turban from his head, showed that his beard and eyebrows were shaved
like those of a professed buffoon, and that the expression of his
fantastic and writhen features, as well as of his little black eyes, which
glittered like jet, was that of a crazed imagination.</p>
<p>"Dance, marabout," cried the soldiers, acquainted with the manners of
these wandering enthusiasts, "dance, or we will scourge thee with our
bow-strings till thou spin as never top did under schoolboy's lash." Thus
shouted the reckless warders, as much delighted at having a subject to
tease as a child when he catches a butterfly, or a schoolboy upon
discovering a bird's nest.</p>
<p>The marabout, as if happy to do their behests, bounded from the earth, and
spun his giddy round before them with singular agility, which, when
contrasted with his slight and wasted figure, and diminutive appearance,
made him resemble a withered leaf twirled round and round at the pleasure
of the winter's breeze. His single lock of hair streamed upwards from his
bald and shaven head, as if some genie upheld him by it; and indeed it
seemed as if supernatural art were necessary to the execution of the wild,
whirling dance, in which scarce the tiptoe of the performer was seen to
touch the ground. Amid the vagaries of his performance he flew here and
there, from one spot to another, still approaching, however, though almost
imperceptibly, to the entrance of the royal tent; so that, when at length
he sunk exhausted on the earth, after two or three bounds still higher
than those which he had yet executed, he was not above thirty yards from
the King's person.</p>
<p>"Give him water," said one yeoman; "they always crave a drink after their
merry-go-round."</p>
<p>"Aha, water, sayest thou, Long Allen?" exclaimed another archer, with a
most scornful emphasis on the despised element; "how wouldst like such
beverage thyself, after such a morrice dancing?"</p>
<p>"The devil a water-drop he gets here," said a third. "We will teach the
light-footed old infidel to be a good Christian, and drink wine of
Cyprus."</p>
<p>"Ay, ay," said a fourth; "and in case he be restive, fetch thou Dick
Hunter's horn, that he drenches his mare withal."</p>
<p>A circle was instantly formed around the prostrate and exhausted dervise,
and while one tall yeoman raised his feeble form from the ground, another
presented to him a huge flagon of wine. Incapable of speech, the old man
shook his head, and waved away from him with his hand the liquor forbidden
by the Prophet. But his tormentors were not thus to be appeased.</p>
<p>"The horn, the horn!" exclaimed one. "Little difference between a Turk and
a Turkish horse, and we will use him conforming."</p>
<p>"By Saint George, you will choke him!" said Long Allen; "and besides, it
is a sin to throw away upon a heathen dog as much wine as would serve a
good Christian for a treble night-cap."</p>
<p>"Thou knowest not the nature of these Turks and pagans, Long Allen,"
replied Henry Woodstall. "I tell thee, man, that this flagon of Cyprus
will set his brains a-spinning, just in the opposite direction that they
went whirling in the dancing, and so bring him, as it were, to himself
again. Choke? He will no more choke on it than Ben's black bitch on the
pound of butter."</p>
<p>"And for grudging it," said Tomalin Blacklees, "why shouldst thou grudge
the poor paynim devil a drop of drink on earth, since thou knowest he is
not to have a drop to cool the tip of his tongue through a long eternity?"</p>
<p>"That were hard laws, look ye," said Long Allen, "only for being a Turk,
as his father was before him. Had he been Christian turned heathen, I
grant you the hottest corner had been good winter quarters for him."</p>
<p>"Hold thy peace, Long Allen," said Henry Woodstall. "I tell thee that
tongue of thine is not the shortest limb about thee, and I prophesy that
it will bring thee into disgrace with Father Francis, as once about the
black-eyed Syrian wench. But here comes the horn. Be active a bit, man,
wilt thou, and just force open his teeth with the haft of thy
dudgeon-dagger."</p>
<p>"Hold, hold—he is conformable," said Tomalin; "see, see, he signs
for the goblet—give him room, boys! OOP SEY ES, quoth the Dutchman—down
it goes like lamb's-wool! Nay, they are true topers when once they begin—your
Turk never coughs in his cup, or stints in his liquoring."</p>
<p>In fact, the dervise, or whatever he was, drank—or at least seemed
to drink—the large flagon to the very bottom at a single pull; and
when he took it from his lips after the whole contents were exhausted,
only uttered, with a deep sigh, the words, ALLAH KERIM, or God is
merciful. There was a laugh among the yeomen who witnessed this
pottle-deep potation, so obstreperous as to rouse and disturb the King,
who, raising his finger, said angrily, "How, knaves, no respect, no
observance?"</p>
<p>All were at once hushed into silence, well acquainted with the temper of
Richard, which at some times admitted of much military familiarity, and at
others exacted the most precise respect, although the latter humour was of
much more rare occurrence. Hastening to a more reverent distance from the
royal person, they attempted to drag along with them the marabout, who,
exhausted apparently by previous fatigue, or overpowered by the potent
draught he had just swallowed, resisted being moved from the spot, both
with struggles and groans.</p>
<p>"Leave him still, ye fools," whispered Long Allen to his mates; "by Saint
Christopher, you will make our Dickon go beside himself, and we shall have
his dagger presently fly at our costards. Leave him alone; in less than a
minute he will sleep like a dormouse."</p>
<p>At the same moment the Monarch darted another impatient glance to the
spot, and all retreated in haste, leaving the dervise on the ground,
unable, as it seemed, to stir a single limb or joint of his body. In a
moment afterward all was as still and quiet as it had been before the
intrusion.</p>
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