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<h3>CHAPTER LXX. Sir Felix Meddles with Many Matters</h3>
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<br/>There is no duty more certain or fixed in the world than that
which calls upon a brother to defend his sister from ill-usage;
but, at the same time, in the way we live now, no duty is more
difficult, and we may say generally more indistinct. The
ill-usage to which men's sisters are most generally exposed is one
which hardly admits of either protection or vengeance,—although
the duty of protecting and avenging is felt and acknowledged.
We are not allowed to fight duels, and that banging about of
another man with a stick is always disagreeable and seldom
successful. A John Crumb can do it, perhaps, and come out of
the affair exulting; but not a Sir Felix Carbury, even if the Sir
Felix of the occasion have the requisite courage. There is a
feeling, too, when a girl has been jilted,—thrown over, perhaps,
is the proper term,—after the gentleman has had the fun of making
love to her for an entire season, and has perhaps even been allowed
privileges as her promised husband, that the less said the
better. The girl does not mean to break her heart for love of
the false one, and become the tragic heroine of a tale for three
months. It is her purpose again to
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<br/>Though this one has been false, as were perhaps two or three
before, still the road to success is open. <i>Uno avulso non
deficit alter</i>. But if all the notoriety of cudgels and
cutting whips be given to the late unfortunate affair, the
difficulty of finding a substitute will be greatly increased.
The brother recognizes his duty, and prepares for vengeance.
The injured one probably desires that she may be left to fight her
own little battles alone.
<br/>"Then, by heaven, he shall answer it to me," Sir Felix had said
very grandly, when his sister had told him that she was engaged to
a man who was, as he thought he knew, engaged also to marry another
woman. Here, no doubt, was gross ill-usage, and opportunity
at any rate for threats. No money was required and no
immediate action,—and Sir Felix could act the fine gentleman and
the dictatorial brother at very little present expense. But
Hetta, who ought perhaps to have known her brother more thoroughly,
was fool enough to believe him. On the day but one following,
no answer had as yet come from Roger Carbury,—nor could as yet
have come. But Hetta's mind was full of her trouble, and she
remembered her brother's threat. Felix had forgotten that he
had made a threat,—and, indeed, had thought no more of the matter
since his interview with his sister.
<br/>"Felix," she said, "you won't mention that to Mr Montague!"
<br/>"Mention what? Oh! about that woman, Mrs Hurtle?
Indeed I shall. A man who does that kind of thing ought to be
crushed;—and, by heavens, if he does it to you, he shall be
crushed."
<br/>"I want to tell you, Felix. If it is so, I will see him no
more."
<br/>"If it is so! I tell you I know it."
<br/>"Mamma has written to Roger. At least I feel sure she
has."
<br/>"What has she written to him for? What has Roger Carbury
to do with our affairs?"
<br/>"Only you said he knew! If he says so, that is, if you and
he both say that he is to marry that woman,—I will not see Mr
Montague again. Pray do not go to him. If such a
misfortune does come, it is better to bear it and to be
silent. What good can be done?"
<br/>"Leave that to me," said Sir Felix, walking out of the room with
much fraternal bluster. Then he went forth, and at once had
himself driven to Paul Montague's lodgings. Had Hetta not
been foolish enough to remind him of his duty, he would not now
have undertaken the task. He too, no doubt, remembered as he
went that duels were things of the past, and that even fists and
sticks are considered to be out of fashion. "Montague," he
said, assuming all the dignity of demeanour that his late sorrows
had left to him, "I believe I am right in saying that you are
engaged to marry that American lady, Mrs Hurtle."
<br/>"Then let me tell you that you were never more wrong in your
life. What business have you with Mrs Hurtle?"
<br/>"When a man proposes to my sister, I think I've a great deal of
business," said Sir Felix.
<br/>"Well;—yes; I admit that fully. If I answered you
roughly, I beg your pardon. Now as to the facts. I am
not going to marry Mrs Hurtle. I suppose I know how you have
heard her name;—but as you have heard it, I have no hesitation in
telling you so much. As you know where she is to be found you
can go and ask her if you please. On the other hand, it is
the dearest wish of my heart to marry your sister. I trust
that will be enough for you."
<br/>"You were engaged to Mrs Hurtle?"
<br/>"My dear Carbury, I don't think I'm bound to tell you all the
details of my past life. At any rate, I don't feel inclined
to do so in answer to hostile questions. I dare say you have
heard enough of Mrs Hurtle to justify you, as your sister's
brother, in asking me whether I am in any way entangled by a
connection with her. I tell you that I am not. If you
still doubt, I refer you to the lady herself. Beyond that, I
do not think I am called on to go; and beyond that I won't go,—at
any rate, at present." Sir Felix still blustered, and made
what capital he could out of his position as a brother; but he took
no steps towards positive revenge. "Of course, Carbury," said
the other, "I wish to regard you as a brother; and if I am rough to
you, it is only because you are rough to me."
<br/>Sir Felix was now in that part of town which he had been
accustomed to haunt,—for the first time since his
misadventure,—and, plucking up his courage, resolved that he would
turn into the Beargarden. He would have a glass of sherry,
and face the one or two men who would as yet be there, and in this
way gradually creep back to his old habits. But when he
arrived there, the club was shut up. "What the deuce is
Vossner about?" said he, pulling out his watch. It was nearly
five o'clock. He rang the bell, and knocked at the door,
feeling that this was an occasion for courage. One of the
servants, in what we may call private clothes, after some delay,
drew back the bolts, and told him the astounding news;—The club
was shut up! "Do you mean to say I can't come in?" said Sir
Felix. The man certainly did mean to tell him so, for he
opened the door no more than a foot, and stood in that narrow
aperture. Mr Vossner had gone away. There had been a
meeting of the Committee, and the club was shut up. Whatever
further information rested in the waiter's bosom he declined to
communicate to Sir Felix Carbury.
<br/>"By George!" The wrong that was done him filled the young
baronet's bosom with indignation. He had intended, he assured
himself, to dine at his club, to spend the evening there
sportively, to be pleasant among his chosen companions. And
now the club was shut up, and Vossner had gone away! What
business had the club to be shut up? What right had Vossner
to go away? Had he not paid his subscription in
advance? Throughout the world, the more wrong a man does, the
more indignant is he at wrong done to him. Sir Felix almost
thought that he could recover damages from the whole Committee.
<br/>He went direct to Mrs Pipkin's house. When he made that
half promise of marriage in Mrs Pipkin's hearing, he had said that
he would come again on the morrow. This he had not done; but
of that he thought nothing. Such breaches of faith, when
committed by a young man in his position, require not even an
apology. He was admitted by Ruby herself who was of course
delighted to see him. "Who do you think is in town?" she
said. "John Crumb; but though he came here ever so smart, I
wouldn't so much as speak to him, except to tell him to go
away." Sir Felix, when he heard the name, felt an
uncomfortable sensation creep over him. "I don't know I'm
sure what he should come after me for, and me telling him as plain
as the nose on his face that I never want to see him again."
<br/>"He's not of much account," said the baronet.
<br/>"He would marry me out and out immediately, if I'd have him,"
continued Ruby, who perhaps thought that her honest old lover
should not be spoken of as being altogether of no account.
"And he has everything comfortable in the way of furniture, and all
that. And they do say he's ever so much money in the
bank. But I detest him," said Ruby, shaking her pretty head,
and inclining herself towards her aristocratic lover's shoulder.
<br/>This took place in the back parlour, before Mrs Pipkin had
ascended from the kitchen prepared to disturb so much romantic
bliss with wretched references to the cold outer world.
"Well, now, Sir Felix," she began, "if things is square, of course
you're welcome to see my niece."
<br/>"And what if they're round, Mrs Pipkin?" said the gallant,
careless, sparkling Lothario.
<br/>"Well, or round either, so long as they're honest."
<br/>"Ruby and I are both honest;—ain't we, Ruby? I want to
take her out to dinner, Mrs Pipkin. She shall be back before
late;—before ten; she shall indeed." Ruby inclined herself
still more closely towards his shoulder. "Come, Ruby, get
your hat and change your dress, and we'll be off. I've ever
so many things to tell you."
<br/>Ever so many things to tell her! They must be to fix a day
for the marriage, and to let her know where they were to live, and
to settle what dress she should wear,—and perhaps to give her the
money to go and buy it! Ever so many things to tell
her! She looked up into Mrs Pipkin's face with imploring
eyes. Surely on such an occasion as this an aunt would not
expect that her niece should be a prisoner and a slave. "Have
it been put in writing, Sir Felix Carbury?" demanded Mrs Pipkin
with cruel gravity. Mrs Hurtle had given it as her decided
opinion that Sir Felix would not really mean to marry Ruby Ruggles
unless he showed himself willing to do so with all the formality of
a written contract.
<br/>"Writing be bothered," said Sir Felix.
<br/>"That's all very well, Sir Felix. Writing do bother, very
often. But when a gentleman has intentions, a bit of writing
shows it plainer nor words. Ruby don't go nowhere to dine
unless you puts it into writing."
<br/>"Aunt Pipkin!" exclaimed the wretched Ruby.
<br/>"What do you think I'm going to do with her?" asked Sir Felix.
<br/>"If you want to make her your wife, put it in writing. And
if it be as you don't, just say so, and walk away,—free."
<br/>"I shall go," said Ruby. "I'm not going to be kept here a
prisoner for any one. I can go when I please. You wait,
Felix, and I'll be down in a minute." The girl, with a nimble
spring, ran upstairs, and began to change her dress without giving
herself a moment for thought.
<br/>"She don't come back no more here, Sir Felix," said Mrs Pipkin,
in her most solemn tones. "She ain't nothing to me, no more
than she was my poor dear husband's sister's child. There
ain't no blood between us, and won't be no disgrace. But I'd
be loth to see her on the streets."
<br/>"Then why won't you let me bring her back again?"
<br/>"'Cause that'd be the way to send her there. You don't
mean to marry her." To this Sir Felix said nothing.
"You're not thinking of that. It's just a bit of sport,—and
then there she is, an old shoe to be chucked away, just a rag to be
swept into the dust-bin. I've seen scores of 'em, and I'd
sooner a child of mine should die in a workus', or be starved to
death. But it's all nothing to the likes o' you."
<br/>"I haven't done her any harm," said Sir Felix, almost
frightened.
<br/>"Then go away, and don't do her any. That's Mrs Hurtle's
door open. You go and speak to her. She can talk a deal
better nor me."
<br/>"Mrs Hurtle hasn't been able to manage her own affairs very
well."
<br/>"Mrs Hurtle's a lady, Sir Felix, and a widow, and one as has
seen the world." As she spoke, Mrs Hurtle came downstairs,
and an introduction, after some rude fashion, was effected between
her and Sir Felix. Mrs Hurtle had heard often of Sir Felix
Carbury, and was quite as certain as Mrs Pipkin that he did not
mean to marry Ruby Ruggles. In a few minutes Felix found
himself alone with Mrs Hurtle in her own room. He had been
anxious to see the woman since he had heard of her engagement with
Paul Montague, and doubly anxious since he had also heard of Paul's
engagement with his sister. It was not an hour since Paul
himself had referred him to her for corroboration of his own
statement.
<br/>"Sir Felix Carbury," she said, "I am afraid you are doing that
poor girl no good, and are intending to do her none." It did
occur to him very strongly that this could be no affair of Mrs
Hurtle's, and that he, as a man of position in society, was being
interfered with in an unjustifiable manner. Aunt Pipkin
wasn't even an aunt; but who was Mrs Hurtle? "Would it not be
better that you should leave her to become the wife of a man who is
really fond of her?"
<br/>He could already see something in Mrs Hurtle's eye which
prevented his at once bursting into wrath;—but! who was Mrs
Hurtle, that she should interfere with him? "Upon my word,
ma'am," he said, "I'm very much obliged to you, but I don't quite
know to what I owe the honour of your—your—"
<br/>"Interference you mean."
<br/>"I didn't say so, but perhaps that's about it."
<br/>"I'd interfere to save any woman that God ever made," said Mrs
Hurtle with energy. "We're all apt to wait a little too long,
because we're ashamed to do any little good that chance puts in our
way. You must go and leave her, Sir Felix."
<br/>"I suppose she may do as she pleases about that."
<br/>"Do you mean to make her your wife?" asked Mrs Hurtle sternly.
<br/>"Does Mr Paul Montague mean to make you his wife?" rejoined Sir
Felix with an impudent swagger. He had struck the blow
certainly hard enough, and it had gone all the way home. She
had not surmised that he would have heard aught of her own
concerns. She only barely connected him with that Roger
Carbury who, she knew, was Paul's great friend, and she had as yet
never heard that Hetta Carbury was the girl whom Paul loved.
Had Paul so talked about her that this young scamp should know all
her story?
<br/>She thought awhile,—she had to think for a moment,—before she
could answer him. "I do not see," she said, with a faint
attempt at a smile, "that there is any parallel between the two
cases. I, at any rate, am old enough to take care of
myself. Should he not marry me, I am as I was before.
Will it be so with that poor girl if she allows herself to be taken
about the town by you at night?" She had desired in what she
said to protect Ruby rather than herself. What could it
matter whether this young man was left in a belief that she was, or
that she was not, about to be married?
<br/>"If you'll answer me, I'll answer you," said Sir Felix.
"Does Mr Montague mean to make you his wife?"
<br/>"It does not concern you to know," said she, flashing upon
him. "The question is insolent."
<br/>"It does concern me,—a great deal more than anything about Ruby
can concern you. And as you won't answer me, I won't answer
you."
<br/>"Then, sir, that girl's fate will be upon your head."
<br/>"I know all about that," said the baronet.
<br/>"And the young man who has followed her up to town will probably
know where to find you," added Mrs Hurtle.
<br/>To such a threat as this, no answer could be made, and Sir Felix
left the room. At any rate, John Crumb was not there at
present. And were there not policemen in London? And
what additional harm would be done to John Crumb, or what increase
of danger engendered in that true lover's breast, by one additional
evening's amusement? Ruby had danced with him so often at the
Music Hall that John Crumb could hardly be made more bellicose by
the fact of her dining with him on this evening. When he
descended, he found Ruby in the hall, all arrayed. "You don't
come in here again to-night," said Mrs Pipkin, thumping the little
table which stood in the passage, "if you goes out of that there
door with that there young man."
<br/>"Then I shall," said Ruby linking herself on to her lover's arm.
<br/>"Baggage! Slut!" said Mrs Pipkin; "after all I've done for
you, just as one as though you were my own flesh and blood."
<br/>"I've worked for it, I suppose;—haven't I?" rejoined Ruby.
<br/>"You send for your things to-morrow, for you don't come in here
no more. You ain't nothing to me no more nor no other
girl. But I'd 've saved you, if you'd but a' let me. As
for you,"—and she looked at Sir Felix,—"only because I've
lodgings to let, and because of the lady upstairs, I'd shake you
that well, you'd never come here no more after poor girls." I
do not think that she need have feared any remonstrance from Mrs
Hurtle, even had she put her threat into execution.
<br/>Sir Felix, thinking that he had had enough of Mrs Pipkin and her
lodger, left the house with Ruby on his arm. For the moment,
Ruby had been triumphant, and was happy. She did not stop to
consider whether her aunt would or would not open her door when she
should return tired, and perhaps repentant. She was on her
lover's arm, in her best clothes, and going out to have a dinner
given to her. And her lover had told her that he had ever so
many things,—ever so many things to say to her! But she
would ask no impertinent questions in the first hour of her
bliss. It was so pleasant to walk with him up to
Pentonville;—so joyous to turn into a gay enclosure, half
public-house and half tea-garden; so pleasant to hear him order the
good things, which in his company would be so nice! Who
cannot understand that even an urban Rosherville must be an Elysium
to those who have lately been eating their meals in all the gloom
of a small London underground kitchen? There we will leave
Ruby in her bliss.
<br/>At about nine that evening John Crumb called at Mrs Pipkin's,
and was told that Ruby had gone out with Sir Felix Carbury.
He hit his leg a blow with his fist, and glared out of his
eyes. "He'll have it hot some day," said John Crumb. He
was allowed to remain waiting for Ruby till midnight, and then,
with a sorrowful heart, he took his departure.
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