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<h3>CHAPTER LXXX. Ruby Prepares for Service</h3>
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<br/>Our poor old honest friend John Crumb was taken away to durance
vile after his performance in the street with Sir Felix, and was
locked up for the remainder of the night. This indignity did
not sit so heavily on his spirits as it might have done on those of
a quicker nature. He was aware that he had not killed the
baronet, and that he had therefore enjoyed his revenge without the
necessity of "swinging for it at Bury." That in itself was a
comfort to him. Then it was a great satisfaction to think
that he had "served the young man out" in the actual presence of
his Ruby. He was not prone to give himself undue credit for
his capability and willingness to knock his enemies about; but he
did think that Ruby must have observed on this occasion that he was
the better man of the two. And, to John, a night in the
station-house was no great personal inconvenience. Though he
was very proud of his four-post bed at home, he did not care very
much for such luxuries as far as he himself was concerned.
Nor did he feel any disgrace from being locked up for the
night. He was very good-humoured with the policeman, who
seemed perfectly to understand his nature, and was as meek as a
child when the lock was turned upon him. As he lay down on
the hard bench, he comforted himself with thinking that Ruby would
surely never care any more for the "baronite" since she had seen
him go down like a cur without striking a blow. He thought a
good deal about Ruby, but never attributed any blame to her for her
share in the evils that had befallen him.
<br/>The next morning he was taken before the magistrates, but was
told at an early hour of the day that he was again free. Sir
Felix was not much the worse for what had happened to him, and had
refused to make any complaint against the man who had beaten
him. John Crumb shook hands cordially with the policeman who
had had him in charge, and suggested beer. The constable,
with regrets, was forced to decline, and bade adieu to his late
prisoner with the expression of a hope that they might meet again
before long. "You come down to Bungay," said John, "and I'll
show you how we live there."
<br/>From the police-office he went direct to Mrs Pipkin's house, and
at once asked for Ruby. He was told that Ruby was out with
the children, and was advised both by Mrs Pipkin and Mrs Hurtle not
to present himself before Ruby quite yet. "You see," said Mrs
Pipkin, "she's a thinking how heavy you were upon that young
gentleman."
<br/>"But I wasn't;—not particular. Lord love you, he ain't a
hair the wuss."
<br/>"You let her alone for a time," said Mrs Hurtle. "A little
neglect will do her good."
<br/>"Maybe," said John,—"only I wouldn't like her to have it
bad. You'll let her have her wittles regular, Mrs Pipkin."
<br/>It was then explained to him that the neglect proposed should
not extend to any deprivation of food, and he took his leave,
receiving an assurance from Mrs Hurtle that he should be summoned
to town as soon as it was thought that his presence there would
serve his purposes; and with loud promises repeated to each of the
friendly women that as soon as ever a "line should be dropped" he
would appear again upon the scene, he took Mrs Pipkin aside, and
suggested that if there were "any hextras," he was ready to pay for
them. Then he took his leave without seeing Ruby, and went
back to Bungay.
<br/>When Ruby returned with the children she was told that John
Crumb had called. "I thought as he was in prison," said Ruby.
<br/>"What should they keep him in prison for?" said Mrs
Pipkin. "He hasn't done nothing as he oughtn't to have
done. That young man was dragging you about as far as I can
make out, and Mr Crumb just did as anybody ought to have done to
prevent it. Of course they weren't going to keep him in
prison for that. Prison indeed! It isn't him as ought
to be in prison."
<br/>"And where is he now, aunt?"
<br/>"Gone down to Bungay to mind his business, and won't be coming
here any more of a fool's errand. He must have seen now
pretty well what's worth having, and what ain't. Beauty is
but skin deep, Ruby."
<br/>"John Crumb'd be after me again to-morrow, if I'd give him
encouragement," said Ruby. "If I'd hold up my finger he'd
come."
<br/>"Then John Crumb's a fool for his pains, that's all; and now do
you go about your work." Ruby didn't like to be told to go
about her work, and tossed her head, and slammed the kitchen door,
and scolded the servant girl, and then sat down to cry. What
was she to do with herself now? She had an idea that Felix
would not come back to her after the treatment he had
received;—and a further idea that if he did come he was not, as
she phrased it to herself, "of much account." She certainly
did not like him the better for having been beaten, though, at the
time, she had been disposed to take his part. She did not
believe that she would ever dance with him again. That had
been the charm of her life in London, and that was now all
over. And as for marrying her,—she began to feel certain
that he did not intend it. John Crumb was a big, awkward,
dull, uncouth lump of a man, with whom Ruby thought it impossible
that a girl should be in love. Love and John Crumb were poles
asunder. But—! Ruby did not like wheeling the
perambulator about Islington, and being told by her aunt Pipkin to
go about her work. What Ruby did like was being in love and
dancing; but if all that must come to an end, then there would be a
question whether she could not do better for herself, than by
staying with her aunt and wheeling the perambulator about
Islington.
<br/>Mrs Hurtle was still living in solitude in the lodgings, and
having but little to do on her own behalf, had devoted herself to
the interest of John Crumb. A man more unlike one of her own
countrymen she had never seen. "I wonder whether he has any
ideas at all in his head," she had said to Mrs Pipkin. Mrs
Pipkin had replied that Mr Crumb had certainly a very strong idea
of marrying Ruby Ruggles. Mrs Hurtle had smiled, thinking
that Mrs Pipkin was also very unlike her own countrywomen.
But she was very kind to Mrs Pipkin, ordering rice-puddings on
purpose that the children might eat them, and she was quite
determined to give John Crumb all the aid in her power.
<br/>In order that she might give effectual aid she took Mrs Pipkin
into confidence, and prepared a plan of action in reference to
Ruby. Mrs Pipkin was to appear as chief actor on the scene,
but the plan was altogether Mrs Hurtle's plan. On the day
following John's return to Bungay Mrs Pipkin summoned Ruby into the
back parlour, and thus addressed her. "Ruby, you know, this
must come to an end now."
<br/>"What must come to an end?"
<br/>"You can't stay here always, you know."
<br/>"I'm sure I work hard, Aunt Pipkin, and I don't get no wages."
<br/>"I can't do with more than one girl,—and there's the keep if
there isn't wages. Besides, there's other reasons. Your
grandfather won't have you back there; that's certain."
<br/>"I wouldn't go back to grandfather, if it was ever so."
<br/>"But you must go somewheres. You didn't come to stay here
always,—nor I couldn't have you. You must go into service."
<br/>"I don't know anybody as'd have me," said Ruby.
<br/>"You must put a 'vertisement into the paper. You'd better
say as nursemaid, as you seems to take kindly to children.
And I must give you a character;—only I shall say just the
truth. You mustn't ask much wages just at first." Ruby
looked very sorrowful, and the tears were near her eyes. The
change from the glories of the music hall was so startling and so
oppressive! "It has got to be done sooner or later, so you
may as well put the 'vertisement in this afternoon."
<br/>"You'r going to turn me out, Aunt Pipkin."
<br/>"Well;—if that's turning out, I am. You see you never
would be said by me as though I was your mistress. You would
go out with that rapscallion when I bid you not. Now when
you're in a regular place like, you must mind when you're spoke to,
and it will be best for you. You've had your swing, and now
you see you've got to pay for it. You must earn your bread,
Ruby, as you've quarrelled both with your lover and your
grandfather."
<br/>There was no possible answer to this, and therefore the
necessary notice was put into the paper,—Mrs Hurtle paying for its
insertion. "Because, you know," said Mrs Hurtle, "she must
stay here really, till Mr Crumb comes and takes her away."
Mrs Pipkin expressed her opinion that Ruby was a "baggage" and John
Crumb a "soft." Mrs Pipkin was perhaps a little jealous at
the interest which her lodger took in her niece, thinking perhaps
that all Mrs Hurtle's sympathies were due to herself.
<br/>Ruby went hither and thither for a day or two, calling upon the
mothers of children who wanted nursemaids. The answers which
she had received had not come from the highest members of the
aristocracy, and the houses which she visited did not appal her by
their splendour. Many objections were made to her. A
character from an aunt was objectionable. Her ringlets were
objectionable. She was a deal too flighty-looking. She
spoke up much too free. At last one happy mother of five
children offered to take her on approval for a month, at £12
a year, Ruby to find her own tea and wash for herself. This
was slavery;—abject slavery. And she too, who had been the
beloved of a baronet, and who might even now be the mistress of a
better house than that into which she was to go as a servant,—if
she would only hold up her finger! But the place was
accepted, and with broken-hearted sobbings Ruby prepared herself
for her departure from Aunt Pipkin's roof.
<br/>"I hope you like your place, Ruby," Mrs Hurtle said on the
afternoon of her last day.
<br/>"Indeed then I don't like it at all. They're the ugliest
children you ever see, Mrs Hurtle."
<br/>"Ugly children must be minded as well as pretty ones."
<br/>"And the mother of 'em is as cross as cross."
<br/>"It's your own fault, Ruby; isn't it?"
<br/>"I don't know as I've done anything out of the way."
<br/>"Don't you think it's anything out of the way to be engaged to a
young man and then to throw him over? All this has come
because you wouldn't keep your word to Mr Crumb. Only for
that your grandfather wouldn't have turned you out of his house."
<br/>"He didn't turn me out. I ran away. And it wasn't
along of John Crumb, but because grandfather hauled me about by the
hair of my head."
<br/>"But he was angry with you about Mr Crumb. When a young
woman becomes engaged to a young man, she ought not to go back from
her word." No doubt Mrs Hurtle, when preaching this doctrine,
thought that the same law might be laid down with propriety for the
conduct of young men. "Of course you have brought trouble on
yourself. I am sorry you don't like the place. I'm
afraid you must go to it now."
<br/>"I am agoing,—I suppose," said Ruby, probably feeling that if
she could but bring herself to condescend so far there might yet be
open for her a way of escape.
<br/>"I shall write and tell Mr Crumb where you are placed."
<br/>"Oh, Mrs Hurtle, don't. What should you write to him
for? It ain't nothing to him."
<br/>"I told him I'd let him know if any steps were taken."
<br/>"You can forget that, Mrs Hurtle. Pray don't write.
I don't want him to know as I'm in service."
<br/>"I must keep my promise. Why shouldn't he know? I
don't suppose you care much now what he hears about you."
<br/>"Yes I do. I wasn't never in service before, and I don't
want him to know."
<br/>"What harm can it do you?"
<br/>"Well, I don't want him to know. It's such a come down,
Mrs Hurtle."
<br/>"There is nothing to be ashamed of in that. What you have
to be ashamed of is jilting him. It was a bad thing to
do;—wasn't it, Ruby?"
<br/>"I didn't mean nothing bad, Mrs Hurtle; only why couldn't he say
what he had to say himself, instead of bringing another to say it
for him? What would you feel, Mrs Hurtle, if a man was to
come and say it all out of another man's mouth?"
<br/>"I don't think I should much care if the thing was well said at
last. You know he meant it."
<br/>"Yes;—I did know that."
<br/>"And you know he means it now?"
<br/>"I'm not so sure about that. He's gone back to Bungay, and
he isn't no good at writing letters no more than at speaking.
Oh,—he'll go and get somebody else now."
<br/>"Of course he will if he hears nothing about you. I think
I'd better tell him. I know what would happen."
<br/>"What would happen, Mrs Hurtle?"
<br/>"He'd be up in town again in half a jiffey to see what sort of a
place you'd got. Now, Ruby, I'll tell you what I'll do, if
you'll say the word. I'll have him up here at once and you
shan't go to Mrs Buggins'." Ruby dropped her hands and stood
still, staring at Mrs Hurtle. "I will. But if he comes
you mustn't behave this time as you did before."
<br/>"But I'm to go to Mrs Buggins' to-morrow."
<br/>"We'll send to Mrs Buggins and tell her to get somebody
else. You're breaking your heart about going there;—are you
not?"
<br/>"I don't like it, Mrs Hurtle."
<br/>"And this man will make you mistress of his house. You say
he isn't good at speaking; but I tell you I never came across an
honester man in the whole course of my life, or one who I think
would treat a woman better. What's the use of a glib tongue
if there isn't a heart with it? What's the use of a lot of
tinsel and lacker, if the real metal isn't there? Sir Felix
Carbury could talk, I dare say, but you don't think now he was a
very fine fellow."
<br/>"He was so beautiful, Mrs Hurtle!"
<br/>"But he hadn't the spirit of a mouse in his bosom. Well,
Ruby, you have one more choice left you. Shall it be John
Crumb or Mrs Buggins?"
<br/>"He wouldn't come, Mrs Hurtle."
<br/>"Leave that to me, Ruby. May I bring him if I can?"
Then Ruby in a very low whisper told Mrs Hurtle, that if she
thought proper she might bring John Crumb back again. "And
there shall be no more nonsense?"
<br/>"No," whispered Ruby.
<br/>On that same night a letter was sent to Mrs Buggins, which Mrs
Hurtle also composed, informing that lady that unforeseen
circumstances prevented Ruby Ruggles from keeping the engagement
she had made; to which a verbal answer was returned that Ruby
Ruggles was an impudent hussey. And then Mrs Hurtle in her
own name wrote a short note to Mr John Crumb.
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DEAR MR CRUMB,<br/>
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If you will come back to London I think you will find Miss Ruby
Ruggles all that you desire.<br/>
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Yours faithfully,<br/>
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WINIFRED HURTLE.<br/>
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<br/>"She's had a deal more done for her than I ever knew to be done
for young women in my time," said Mrs Pipkin, "and I'm not at all
so sure that she has deserved it."
<br/>"John Crumb will think she has."
<br/>"John Crumb's a fool;—and as to Ruby; well, I haven't got no
patience with girls like them. Yes; it is for the best; and
as for you, Mrs Hurtle, there's no words to say how good you've
been. I hope, Mrs Hurtle, you ain't thinking of going away
because this is all done."
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