<h2>CHAPTER IX.</h2>
<h3>A PICNIC.</h3>
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<p><span class="smcap">One</span> bright morning, at about eleven o'clock, I tipped my glass in
the direction of the Mouse-trap. It had been tipped in a very different
direction, for I had been watching a buffalo-hunt on the
prairies. That is an exciting sport, and one that I should like to
join in, if I were a few thousand years younger. Here at the Mouse-trap,<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_124" id="Page_124">[124]</SPAN></span>
however, there was an excitement of quite another sort. All
the five mice were hurrying about, evidently very busy. The carriage
stood at the door, and Uncle Jack was packing all sorts of
things into it. Nibble brought one big basket, and Puff brought
another, and both were stowed away under the seat. Brighteyes
came down the steps very carefully carrying something in a pitcher,
with a napkin tied over the top, and that too was stowed away. As
for Fluff and Downy, they were running round and round the house
as fast as they could,
shouting: "Picnic! picnic!
going to a picnic!
oh! Jollykaloo! Jollykaloo!"</p>
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<p>"Aha!" I said to my
dog, "the mice are
going to have a picnic.
Let us watch now, and
see where they go: and
then we shall have all the
fun of it, and none of the
trouble." So we watched, and saw them all get into the carriage
except Nibble, who stood on the steps with his hands in his pockets,
evidently waiting for something. The something soon proved to be
<ins title="Transcriber's Note: original reads 'Jose'">José</ins>, the brown donkey, whom Thomas now led up the path, looking
very gay with his Mexican saddle and scarlet tassels. Nibble mounted
him nimbly, and took the reins and the whip. "Thank you, Tomty!"
he said. "And good-bye! I wish you were going to the picnic,<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_125" id="Page_125">[125]</SPAN></span>
Tomty!" "Thank you kindly, sir!" replied Tomty. "The hens
and me will be having a picnic in the barn-yard, Master Nibble, I'm
thinking."</p>
<p>"Now, Uncle Jack, I am ready!" cried the young horseman. "I
will lead the way, and you can follow!"</p>
<p>"Thank you!" said Uncle Jack, who was holding in the spirited
horses with some difficulty, "you are extremely kind, I am sure!"</p>
<p>"Get up, <ins title="Transcriber's Note: original reads 'Jose'">José</ins>!" cried Nibble, "Hi! go on, sir!" But <ins title="Transcriber's Note: original reads 'Jose'">José</ins>
was not inclined to go on. He shook his head, and pointed his long
ears backward and forward, but not a step would he stir, for entreaties,
threats, or blows. Then Tomty slyly took a sharp-pointed stake,
and poked Master <ins title="Transcriber's Note: original reads 'Jose'">José</ins> from behind. Ah, that was another matter!
up went his heels in the air, and off he went at full gallop, while all
the occupants of the carriage shouted with laughter, as they saw
donkey and rider dash along the avenue, and finally vanish in a cloud
of dust.</p>
<p>"Come, Pollux! come, Castor!" said Uncle Jack, "it would
never do for the donkey to get to the Glen before us."</p>
<p>Castor and Pollux thought so too, for they tossed their heads, and
quickened their pace to a fast trot, though they were far too well
behaved to think of breaking into a gallop.</p>
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<p>"Oh! isn't it nice to go so fastly?" exclaimed Fluffy, giving
Downy a hug. "Just like queens in their chariots. See those two
little tiny children, Downy! They are smaller as you, and perhaps
they think we are queens, only we haven't any crowns; but we might
have left our crowns at home for fear of robbers."</p>
<p>"Yef, wobbers!" said Downy, with a knowing nod.<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_126" id="Page_126">[126]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"No I don't think we will be queens," said Brighteyes. "Let us
be wild beasts in a caravan,
going to the menagerie,
and then we can
sing the menagerie song."
"Oh! yes! yes!" cried
all the others. And then
they sang the following
song, each singing a
verse in turn, and then
imitating the voice of the
creature she represented
while the other verses
were sung. It was a lively game, you may believe.</p>
<div class='poem'>
The Tiger is a terrible beast!<br/>
He lives in jungles of the East,<br/>
On bad little boys he loves to feast:<br/>
<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Oh! fiddledy, diddledy, dido!</span><br/>
<br/>
The Lion he doth rage and roar;<br/>
And when he hits you with his paw,<br/>
You never are troubled with nothing no more,<br/>
<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Oh! fiddledy, diddledy, dido!</span><br/>
<br/>
The Buffalo doth proudly prance,<br/>
Whenever the hunters will give him a chance,<br/>
And over the prairies he leads them a dance,<br/>
<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Oh! fiddledy, diddledy, dido!</span><br/>
<br/>
The Crocodile doth open his jaws,<br/>
Like great big ugly tusky doors,<br/>
And gobbles you up without a pause,<br/>
<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Oh! fiddledy, diddledy, dido!</span><br/></div>
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<p><span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_129" id="Page_129">[129]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>By the time the last verse was finished the four mice were howling
and roaring in a manner frightful to hear, and Uncle Jack's patience
finally gave way. "Children," he said, turning round, "I cannot
possibly endure this. Be quiet at once, or I will drive you to the
Lunatic Asylum and leave you there! See, the people are all
coming out of their houses to stare at you!" So indeed they were,
and one little girl, who stood with her mother at a cottage gate,
staring with might and main, cried: "Them's all mad, be'nt them,
mother?" "No, little girl!" said Puff, with great dignity. "We
are wild beasts going to a menagerie!" And the carriage whirled
away leaving the child not much
the wiser.</p>
<p>Now they turned into a lovely
wood road, when the trees bent
down over the carriage, and whispered
in the mice's ears. But
the mice did not understand, as
usual; they only rubbed their
ears and said the leaves tickled
them. Uncle Jack stopped the
horses, and told the mice to tumble
out, which they did speedily.</p>
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<p>One took a basket, and another
a bottle, and all went trotting
down the mossy path that led
to the lovely glen, while Uncle
Jack stayed to unharness the horses, and then followed with the<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_130" id="Page_130">[130]</SPAN></span>
"biggy-wiggy basket," as Downy called it. Indeed, it was a pretty
sight to see those little creatures, playing about like so many fairies
in that lovely green place. You should have seen the little flower-spirits
start up to look at them, as they frisked about among the
trees. Little Primrose threw kisses to them, and Violet offered them
a dew-drop in her deepest purple cup; but the merry mice thought
nothing of the flower spirits and neither saw nor heard them.</p>
<p>"Oh! the brook! the lovely brook!" cried Brighteyes. "We
<i>must</i> take off our shoes and stockings and wade in it. Mayn't we,
Uncle Jack?" Uncle Jack
nodded, and off went four
pairs of shoes, and four pairs
of scarlet stockings. Oh?
the little white feet! how
pretty they looked, shining
through the clear water, that
looked so brown in the still
pools, and sparkled so white
over the rocks and the tiny
rapids.</p>
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<p>That was fine sport, certainly.
Fluff fell in, of course,
but nobody seemed to mind it much, and Fluff herself least of all, for
it was a very warm day, and Mrs. <ins title="Transcriber's Note: original reads 'Possett'">Posset</ins> was not there to lament
the "ruination" of her white frock.</p>
<p>Suddenly Brighteyes exclaimed: "But where is Nibble?" Sure
enough, where was that famous horseman? nobody had seen him<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_131" id="Page_131">[131]</SPAN></span>
since he had galloped away up the avenue. "Oh, dear!" sighed
Fluff, "perhaps he played wild beast, and somebody took him and
put him in the Lunatic Asylum! Do you think anybody did, Uncle
Jack?"</p>
<p>"I don't think he would be likely to play wild beast all alone.
My fear is that <i><ins title="Transcriber's Note: original reads 'Jose'">José</ins></i> may have been playing, and——but see!" he
added, looking back towards the path by which they had entered the
glen, "here comes the young man himself, so now we shall know
all about it."</p>
<p>Nibble came down the path slowly, looking very serious. His
clothes were covered with dust, his hat was battered out of all shape,
and he carried his whip under his arm, instead of snapping it gayly
as he had done when he started. <ins title="Transcriber's Note: original reads 'Jose'">José</ins> was not to be seen.</p>
<p>"Well, Nibble, my boy, what has happened?" asked Uncle Jack,
cheerily. "Has <ins title="Transcriber's Note: original reads 'Jose'">José</ins> been rolling with you again?" "Yes, Uncle!"
answered Nibble, as he drew near, and threw himself on the mossy
bank where his uncle was seated, "he is the worst donkey I ever
saw! he wanted some thistles in the hedge, and I wouldn't let him
eat them, of course. So then he kicked and reared, but he couldn't
get me off <i>that</i> way, and I whipped him a good bit. But then he
lay down and rolled, and then I <i>couldn't</i> stay on you see!" "I
see!" said Uncle Jack. "You were certainly justified in getting off.
And then <ins title="Transcriber's Note: original reads 'Jose'">José</ins> went home, I suppose?" "Well, yes, I suppose he
did," said Nibble, reluctantly, "and I have walked a long way,
Uncle, and I want my dinner." "Bless me!" cried Uncle Jack,
"dinner already? Well, come out of the water, you little Nixies,
and let us see about our grand feast!"<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_132" id="Page_132">[132]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>Patter, patter, came all the little white feet, over the mossy stones,
and over the green turf, and I could not tell whether they looked
prettier in the water or out of it. There was a rush for the baskets,
and their contents were tumbled out pell-mell on the grass. Forks,
spoons, tarts, sandwiches, lemons, followed each other in rapid
succession.</p>
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<p>"Now this will never do!" said Uncle Jack. "Too many cooks
spoil the broth, as we know, and we must not spoil our feast.
Nibble, do you go and gather brush and make a fire. Hap and
Hazard shall pick some flowers to make wreaths and posies, and
Brighteyes shall help me to set the table." "And what fell I do?"
asked little Downy, piteously; "I muf do fomefing!" "So you
shall, Downy," said
Uncle Jack; "you
shall chase all the butterflies
away, so that
they will not eat up
the tarts."</p>
<p>Now every one was
happy and busy. The
twinnies wandered off
into the meadow near
by, filling their aprons
with posies, and chattering
merrily, with little
snatches of song mingling with their pretty talk. It was <ins title="Transcriber's Note: original reads 'pleasan'">pleasant</ins>
to hear their sweet voices singing:<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_133" id="Page_133">[133]</SPAN></span></p>
<div class='poem'>
Daisy white and Daisy bright,<br/>
And Daisy is my heart's delight!<br/>
I'll twine you now in my true-love's hair,<br/>
And tell me who is the fairest fair!<br/>
<br/>
Violet blue and Violet true,<br/>
And Violet filled with diamond dew!<br/>
I'll give you now to my true love here,<br/>
And tell me who is the dearest dear!<br/></div>
<p>Meanwhile great things were accomplished in the glen. A snowy
cloth was spread on the emerald turf, and on it were arrayed all the
good things, in dishes and plates, which had been lately hanging on
the great sycamore-tree under which the feast was spread.</p>
<p>"Nothing like leaves for picnic-plates!" said Uncle Jack. "Now
then, Brighteyes, hand out that chicken pie! So! now for the
strawberries and the sponge cake! ha! this certainly does make one
hungry." Indeed it did, as I felt the pangs of hunger merely from
seeing all the good things in my mirror. "Go, good dog," I said to
my faithful companion, "and bring me some ice-cream from Mt.
Vanilla. And dip the ladle into that syllabub cloud that is drifting
by, for it will make a pleasant addition."</p>
<p>Bmfkgth departed on his errand, and I turned again to watch the
picnic. The kettle was boiling by this time over Nibble's brush fire,
and he was calling for the coffee-pot, when suddenly a shrill scream
was heard from the meadow, and Downy's voice cried, "Fomebody
come! oh! oh! I'm killed!" Brighteyes ran to the rescue, and
found the little man gazing in terror at a very innocent-looking
white cow, who was quietly grazing in the meadow. He ran to his
sister, and clung to her, crying, "Dat cow looked at me! I'm killed!"<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_134" id="Page_134">[134]</SPAN></span>
Brighteyes took his hand and ran back laughing. "Here is a boy
who has been killed by a cow's looking at him," she said, "and he
wants a sandwich."</p>
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<p>All was ready now. The twins were called, and came back laden
with flowers; Nibble came with his coffee-pot, and the grand feast
began in earnest. Dear! dear! how good everything looked!
chicken pie and smoked tongue and sandwiches, and chocolate custard
in a pitcher, and everything else that you can think of. I
never have chicken pie up here, because there are no chickens, but I
think it must be very nice, and it was very evident that the mice
thought so. Uncle Jack carved and helped, and everybody ate and
drank and chattered merrily. My brother Sun smiled at them, and
sent millions of sunbeams, twinkling and sparkling over the grass<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_135" id="Page_135">[135]</SPAN></span>
and dancing on the ripples of the brook; and when they were too
warm, hosts of merry Winds came flying, and fanned them and
kissed them. Among them were the seven little fellows who had
blown Nibble and Brighteyes to China, and they whispered, "Dear
little Heavy-Ones; will you take another flying-trip with us?" but
the children did not hear nor heed them, so nothing further was said.</p>
<p>When the feast was over, there was a grand washing of spoons and
forks, and a putting away of what was good and throwing away of
what was bad. Then came blind-man's-buff, and hide-and-seek, and
all manner of games; and then more paddling and tumbling in the
brook, splashing and dashing, "for all the world like the forty little
ducklings!" Uncle Jack said. "Oh! tell us about the little
ducklings!" cried all the mice. And they climbed up the bank and
sat down in a circle round their uncle, holding up their wet feet to
dry in the sun. "About the ducklings, eh?" said Uncle Jack,
"well, let me see if I can remember."</p>
<div class='poem2'>
The forty little ducklings who lived up at the farm,<br/>
They said unto each other, "oh! the day is <i>very</i> warm!"<br/>
They said unto each other, "oh! the river's <i>very</i> cool!<br/>
The duck who did not seek it now would surely be a fool!"<br/>
<br/>
The forty little ducklings they started down the road,<br/>
And waddle, waddle, waddle, was the gait at which they goed,<br/>
The same it is not grammar, you may change it if you choose!<br/>
But one cannot stop for trifles when inspired by the Muse.<br/>
<br/>
They waddled and they waddled, and they waddled on and on,<br/>
Till one remarked, "oh! deary me, where <i>is</i> the river gone?<br/>
We asked the Ancient Gander, and he said 'twas very near,<br/>
<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_136" id="Page_136">[136]</SPAN></span>He must have been deceiving us, or else himself, I fear."<br/>
<br/>
They waddled and they waddled, till no further they could go,<br/>
Then down upon a mossy bank they sat them in a row.<br/>
They took their little handkerchiefs and wept a little weep,<br/>
And then they put away their heads, and then they went to sleep.<br/>
<br/>
There came along a farmer, with a basket on his arm,<br/>
And all those little ducklings he took back to the farm,<br/>
He put them in their little beds and wished them sweet repose,<br/>
And fastened mustard plasters on their little webby toes.<br/>
<br/>
Next day those little ducklings were very, very ill,<br/>
Their mother sent for Dr. Quack, who gave them each a pill,<br/>
But soon as they recovered, the first thing that they did<br/>
Was to peck the Ancient Gander, till he ran away and hid.<br/></div>
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<p>"There!" said Uncle Jack, "weren't they funny ducklings?"
"Yes!" said Puff; "is it true, Uncle?" "Part of it is," replied
Uncle Jack. "It is true
about the ducklings running
away, and about the
farmer's finding them. I
know the farmer. His
name is Mr. Thomas Burnham,
and a very good
farmer he is. But I did
not see him put the mustard
plasters on their feet,
so I cannot tell about that." "Then tell us something else, please!"
cried Brighteyes. "No! no!" said Uncle Jack; "it is six o'clock,
you bad children! Once upon a time there were five little mice,
and it was time for them to go home. That is the only story I can
tell you now."<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_137" id="Page_137">[137]</SPAN></span></p>
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<p>Well, to be sure, it did seem a shame to go home, just when
everything was so lovely. But Downy was beginning to rub his
eyes as if my friend the Sand-man had been blowing into them, and
the shadows were lengthening, and Brother Sun was beginning to
call his beams home. So the mice bade farewell to the lovely glen,
and the merry brook, and trotted up the mossy path as cheerfully, if
not as quickly as they had trotted down it. Harum-scarum and flyaway
my mice certainly are, but they are almost always cheerful and
obedient, and that is a great
thing. Primrose and Violet
and the rest looked after
them, and said, "God bless
their merry hearts!" then
they curled down under their
leaves and went to sleep, for
it was high time. The brook
sang its sweetest good-bye
song, as it hurried away toward
the sea, to tell the gossipping
waves what a delightful afternoon it had passed; and as if in answer
to the song, I heard Puff and Fluff singing merrily, as the carriage
rolled away:</p>
<div class='poem'><br/>
"Rosebud fine and Rosebud mine,<br/>
<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">And Rosebud red as the ruby wine,</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">I'll lay you now at my true-love's feet,</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">And tell me who is the sweetest sweet!"</span><br/></div>
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