<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_XLVIII" id="CHAPTER_XLVIII"></SPAN>CHAPTER XLVIII.</h2>
<h2>THE REPORT OF ASTRONOMER STARBOTTLE.</h2>
<p>I congratulated our couriers upon their safe return from a successful
expedition. The astronomer made the following report of his journey:</p>
<p>"Following our instructions to bear despatches to Egyplosis and
Gnaphisthasia, and at the same time make such astronomical and
meteorological observations as might be valuable to military
operations in Atvatabar, we rose to a considerable height in the air
after leaving the <i>Polar King</i>. We were still under the influence of
the earth's revolution, moving with Atvatabar two hundred and fifty
miles an hour from east to west. We found the atmosphere of equal
density, no matter how high we ascended, showing it to be a
continuation of the denser strata of the outer air pressing into the
earth by way of the open poles. It fills the hollow shell of the earth
as an elastic ball, pressing equally on every part of the interior
surface. Notwithstanding its mobility, it partakes of the revolution
of the earth, hence the particularly serene climate of Bilbimtesirol
and the absence of trade-winds in the region of greatest motion, which
corresponds to the torrid zone of the outer sphere. The only winds are
local disturbances, sometimes excessively violent, caused by the
irregularities of the earth's surface and the consequent unequal
distribution of heat and cold. Besides the general serenity of the air
there are other reasons why the interior planet is really the only
true world where human flight is a complete success.</p>
<p>"We found that at a height of fifty miles the gravity caused by
centrifugal motion is exactly counterbalanced by the attraction of the
central sun overhead. At a height of sixty miles, if the wings remain
motionless, we perceptibly ascend with a slowly increasing motion
toward the sun, while the centrifugal gravity slowly lessens, owing to
the lesser circle of space traversed, the attraction of Swang as
gradually increases, and nothing but the strength of our wings
prevented our falling into the fires of the sun.</p>
<p>"Our chief discovery was the fact that there exists a belt of air at a
distance of between fifty and sixty miles above the<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_259" id="Page_259">[259]</SPAN></span> earth, extremely
cold, in which there is no weight, and all objects therein float,
indifferent to the presence of the sun above or earth beneath. We saw
a distant globe hanging in this region of very small size, and through
the glass we could see mountains, rivers and seas thereon, but no
traces of cities or human life.</p>
<p>"During our stay in this imponderable region Flathootly expressed his
satisfaction by grotesque evolutions. He would fly, moving his legs as
if he were skating on ice, and again plunging as though he were diving
into the sea. Then he would fly upward feet foremost, as though he
were falling toward the sun.</p>
<p>"'Shure it's foine fun,' he said, 'to shtand upside down, flyin' an'
laughin' at the same toime.'</p>
<p>"'Take care,' I said, 'and don't fall upward.'</p>
<p>"'How can I fall upward when the ground's below me?' he inquired.</p>
<p>"'The earth below you has no attraction at this height,' I said; 'but
the sun is exerting its influence upon us. If we go any higher up
we'll be drawn into the fires of the sun and roasted alive.'</p>
<p>"'Be jabers, if that's so, I'll get down an' walk, an' you can fly
around as much as you loike,' said Flathootly.</p>
<p>"'If you descend you'll be arrested and executed as a spy. Remember,
we're in an enemy's country,' said I.</p>
<p>"'I'll tell you what I'll do then,' said he; 'now that I've got me
siven-leagued boots on, I'll jist go down an' jump from wan mountain
top to another.'</p>
<p>"Time would not permit us to stay longer in our high altitude,
consequently we stretched ourselves on the abyss of air and swept
downward to Egyplosis.</p>
<p>"'Our flight was exultant and swift. We soared over mighty ranges of
mountains and swept into wide valleys with the ecstasy of birds. What
a splendid fact to communicate to the outer world—that man, denied
for untold ages the power of flight, may now inhabit a world of
incomparable beauty, where it is easier to fly than to walk and a
thousand times more enjoyable! The powers of the body and the raptures
of the soul are not in themselves limited. It is simply a question of
environment. No sooner do we inhabit a new environment than both body
and soul expand themselves and fill the greater amplitude as easily as
that more restricted one. Give the world,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_260" id="Page_260">[260]</SPAN></span> weary with ennui, a fresh
joy, and see how eager its enjoyment thereof, how voraciously it
feasts on the newly-found delight.</p>
<p>"We descended to the level of the mountain peaks, and, sure enough,
Flathootly, taking his stand on a lofty crag, would flap his wings and
sail to the next mountain like an albatross. When alighting on one of
the peaks he frightened an immense bird from its nest on a cliff. It
was the seemorgh, a bird of prey, as large as six eagles, with wings
measuring twenty feet from tip to tip. It ferociously flew at
Flathootly as he tried to escape it, and caught him with its claws,
fastening its strong beak in the back of his neck.</p>
<p>"It was a perilous position for my companion.</p>
<p>"I flew to his rescue. He was badly frightened, and kept shouting,
'Kill the baste!' The bird being on Flathootly's back, rendered him
powerless to cope with it. Suddenly the bird let go its grip of his
neck and took hold of his head in its claws, with the idea of carrying
him off to its eyrie. Coming behind the monster unseen, I managed by a
well-directed blow to transfix him with my magnic spear. The seemorgh,
with wide-distended wings and head falling limp on its breast, slowly
revolving, descended to the earth, the first enemy to fall on land at
the hands of the invader.</p>
<p>"Flathootly now avoided the mountains. He had a narrow escape, but,
excepting an ugly wound in his neck, was otherwise unscathed.</p>
<p>"We continued our flight to Egyplosis, dimly visible in the vault
before us. We continued to traverse the inner curve of the planet,
Atvatabar surrounding us on all sides except that part of the sphere
above us which was concealed by the brilliancy of Swang.</p>
<p>"Owing to the uniform heat and density of the lower strata of air,
every mountain top was covered with foliage. We saw many mansions of
the Atvatabarese sculptured out of the solid rock and surrounded with
noble forests of tropical vegetation. We flapped our wings thirty
miles above Atvatabar, which lay, with its mountains, forests, lakes,
cities, temples and dwellings, beneath us like a map.</p>
<p>"We had flown for six or eight hours when a feeling of hunger
admonished us to partake of food. The tin trunk, which was our
commissariat department, had been towed behind us by means of a rope
during the entire journey.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_261" id="Page_261">[261]</SPAN></span></p>
<div class="figcenter"> <ANTIMG src="images/image_260.jpg" width-obs="450" height-obs="651" alt="I MOUNTED THE TRUNK AND PROPOSED THE HEALTH OF HER MAJESTY, LYONE, QUEEN OF ATVATABAR." title="" /> <span class="caption">I MOUNTED THE TRUNK AND PROPOSED THE HEALTH OF HER MAJESTY, LYONE, QUEEN OF ATVATABAR.</span></div>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_263" id="Page_263">[263]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"'Flathootly,' said I, 'let us call a halt for refreshments.'</p>
<p>"'With all my heart,' said he; 'but how are we to howld the trunk up?'</p>
<p>"'Let us rise to the height of fifty miles again,' I replied, 'and
then it will stand on the air alone, like ourselves.'</p>
<p>"'You're a wise man, sorr,' said he. 'It's an illigant idea that we'll
adopt immediately.'</p>
<p>"Accordingly, we were soon once more in the region of no weight, where
we stood in the air as on land, Flathootly on one side of the trunk
and I on the other, to dine on its contents.</p>
<p>"Flathootly, opening the lid, brought forth some cold venison, which
he coolly laid on the air beside us, saying, 'Shtand there now till
you're wanted.' The venison quietly floated up against the side of the
trunk, that being the only force of gravity acting upon it. In like
manner he tossed around us a cold roast fowl, several varieties of
cooked vegetables, and some rich puddings. He also produced several
bottles of squang, the tokay of Atvatabar. These he flung downward,
but every bottle, after falling half a mile or so, slowly ascended,
and the entire bottles came back to us in a close cluster, as though
unwilling to leave us.</p>
<p>"It was a novel feast. We closed the lid of the trunk and spread a
napkin thereon, and at once began our repast. Flathootly rapidly
secured the floating dishes, and the food was demolished as easily as
though we stood on <i>terra firma</i>. I pulled a pudding off my back, and
Flathootly took from his neck the knives and forks that had clustered
there.</p>
<p>"The wine proved excellent. I mounted the trunk and proposed the
health of Her Majesty Lyone, Queen of Atvatabar, and the empyrean rang
with the enthusiasm invoked by the toast.</p>
<p>"Flathootly proposed the health of our noble master, His Excellency
Lexington White, the conqueror of the fleet. The air once more echoed
its response to our hurrahs.</p>
<p>"We might have rested, and even slept, on the impalpable air, but duty
forbade us any such luxury. We repacked our trunk and proceeded
straight to Egyplosis, then but two hundred miles away. We arrived
safe, and, handing the high priest, Hushnoly, your despatch, hastened
on to the palace of art at Gnaphisthasia. We again succeeded in
eluding the vigilance of the<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_264" id="Page_264">[264]</SPAN></span> king's wayleals, thanks to our speed and
disguise, and delivering your despatch to the grand priest of art
Yermoul, in Gnaphisthasia, returned forthwith to Kioram."</p>
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