<h2><SPAN name="chap06"></SPAN> CHAPTER VI</h2>
<p>As soon as they could escape, the boys got together into an obscure corner of
the park, and there took counsel of their extremity.</p>
<p>“Whatever shall we do now?” asked Ripton of his leader.</p>
<p>Scorpion girt with fire was never in a more terrible prison-house than poor
Ripton, around whom the raging element he had assisted to create seemed to be
drawing momently narrower circles.</p>
<p>“There’s only one chance,” said Richard, coming to a dead
halt, and folding his arms resolutely.</p>
<p>His comrade inquired with the utmost eagerness what that chance might be.</p>
<p>Richard fixed his eyes on a flint, and replied: “We must rescue that
fellow from jail.”</p>
<p>Ripton gazed at his leader, and fell back with astonishment. “My dear
Ricky! but how are we to do it?”</p>
<p>Richard, still perusing his flint, replied: “We must manage to get a file
in to him and a rope. It can be done, I tell you. I don’t care what I
pay. I don’t care what I do. He must be got out.”</p>
<p>“Bother that old Blaize!” exclaimed Ripton, taking off his cap to
wipe his frenzied forehead, and brought down his friend’s reproof.</p>
<p>“Never mind old Blaize now. Talk about letting it out! Look at you.
I’m ashamed of you. You talk about Robin Hood and King Richard! Why, you
haven’t an atom of courage. Why, you let it out every second of the day.
Whenever Rady begins speaking you start; I can see the perspiration rolling
down you. Are you afraid?—And then you contradict yourself. You never
keep to one story. Now, follow me. We must risk everything to get him out. Mind
that! And keep out of Adrian’s way as much as you can. And keep to one
story.”</p>
<p>With these sage directions the young leader marched his companion-culprit down
to inspect the jail where Tom Bakewell lay groaning over the results of the
super-mundane conflict, and the victim of it that he was.</p>
<p>In Lobourne Austin Wentworth had the reputation of the poor man’s friend;
a title he earned more largely ere he went to the reward God alone can give to
that supreme virtue. Dame Bakewell, the mother of Tom, on hearing of her
son’s arrest, had run to comfort him and render him what help she could;
but this was only sighs and tears, and, oh deary me! which only perplexed poor
Tom, who bade her leave an unlucky chap to his fate, and not make himself a
thundering villain. Whereat the dame begged him to take heart, and he should
have a true comforter. “And though it’s a gentleman that’s
coming to you, Tom—for he never refuses a poor body,” said Mrs.
Bakewell, “it’s a true Christian, Tom! and the Lord knows if the
sight of him mayn’t be the saving of you, for he’s light to look
on, and a sermon to listen to, he is!”</p>
<p>Tom was not prepossessed by the prospect of a sermon, and looked a sullen dog
enough when Austin entered his cell. He was surprised at the end of
half-an-hour to find himself engaged in man-to-man conversation with a
gentleman and a Christian. When Austin rose to go Tom begged permission to
shake his hand.</p>
<p>“Take and tell young master up at the Abbey that I an’t the chap to
peach. He’ll know. He’s a young gentleman as’ll make any man
do as he wants ’em! He’s a mortal wild young gentleman! And
I’m a Ass! That’s where ’tis. But I an’t a blackguard.
Tell him that, sir!”</p>
<p>This was how it came that Austin eyed young Richard seriously while he told the
news at Raynham. The boy was shy of Austin more than of Adrian. Why, he did not
know; but he made it a hard task for Austin to catch him alone, and turned
sulky that instant. Austin was not clever like Adrian: he seldom divined other
people’s ideas, and always went the direct road to his object; so instead
of beating about and setting the boy on the alert at all points, crammed to the
muzzle with lies, he just said, “Tom Bakewell told me to let you know he
does not intend to peach on you,” and left him.</p>
<p>Richard repeated the intelligence to Ripton, who cried aloud that Tom was a
brick.</p>
<p>“He shan’t suffer for it,” said Richard, and pondered on a
thicker rope and sharper file.</p>
<p>“But will your cousin tell?” was Ripton’s reflection.</p>
<p>“He!” Richard’s lip expressed contempt. “A ploughman
refuses to peach, and you ask if one of our family will?”</p>
<p>Ripton stood for the twentieth time reproved on this point.</p>
<p>The boys had examined the outer walls of the jail, and arrived at the
conclusion that Tom’s escape might be managed if Tom had spirit, and the
rope and file could be anyway reached to him. But to do this, somebody must
gain admittance to his cell, and who was to be taken into their confidence?</p>
<p>“Try your cousin,” Ripton suggested, after much debate.</p>
<p>Richard, smiling, wished to know if he meant Adrian.</p>
<p>“No, no!” Ripton hurriedly reassured him. “Austin.”</p>
<p>The same idea was knocking at Richard’s head.</p>
<p>“Let’s get the rope and file first,” said he, and to Bursley
they went for those implements to defeat the law, Ripton procuring the file at
one shop and Richard the rope at another, with such masterly cunning did they
lay their measures for the avoidance of every possible chance of detection. And
better to assure this, in a wood outside Bursley Richard stripped to his shirt
and wound the rope round his body, tasting the tortures of anchorites and
penitential friars, that nothing should be risked to make Tom’s escape a
certainty. Sir Austin saw the marks at night as his son lay asleep, through the
half-opened folds of his bed-gown.</p>
<p>It was a severe stroke when, after all their stratagems and trouble, Austin
Wentworth refused the office the boys had zealously designed for him. Time
pressed. In a few days poor Tom would have to face the redoubtable Sir Miles,
and get committed, for rumours of overwhelming evidence to convict him were
rife about Lobourne, and Farmer Blaize’s wrath was unappeasable. Again
and again young Richard begged his cousin not to see him disgraced, and to help
him in this extremity. Austin smiled on him.</p>
<p>“My dear Ricky,” said he, “there are two ways of getting out
of a scrape: a long way and a short way. When you’ve tried the roundabout
method, and failed, come to me, and I’ll show you the straight
route.”</p>
<p>Richard was too entirely bent upon the roundabout method to consider this
advice more than empty words, and only ground his teeth at Austin’s
unkind refusal.</p>
<p>He imparted to Ripton, at the eleventh hour, that they must do it themselves,
to which Ripton heavily assented.</p>
<p>On the day preceding poor Tom’s doomed appearance before the magistrate,
Dame Bakewell had an interview with Austin, who went to Raynham immediately,
and sought Adrian’s counsel upon what was to be done. Homeric laughter
and nothing else could be got out of Adrian when he heard of the doings of
these desperate boys: how they had entered Dame Bakewell’s smallest of
retail shops, and purchased tea, sugar, candles, and comfits of every
description, till the shop was clear of customers: how they had then hurried
her into her little back-parlour, where Richard had torn open his shirt and
revealed the coils of rope, and Ripton displayed the point of a file from a
serpentine recess in his jacket: how they had then told the astonished woman
that the rope she saw and the file she saw were instruments for the liberation
of her son; that there existed no other means on earth to save him, they, the
boys, having unsuccessfully attempted all: how upon that Richard had tried with
the utmost earnestness to persuade her to disrobe and wind the rope round her
own person: and Ripton had aired his eloquence to induce her to secrete the
file: how, when she resolutely objected to the rope, both boys began backing
the file, and in an evil hour, she feared, said Dame Bakewell, she had rewarded
the gracious permission given her by Sir Miles Papworth to visit her son, by
tempting Tom to file the Law. Though, thanks be to the Lord! Dame Bakewell
added, Tom had turned up his nose at the file, and so she had told young Master
Richard, who swore very bad for a young gentleman.</p>
<p>“Boys are like monkeys,” remarked Adrian, at the close of his
explosions, “the gravest actors of farcical nonsense that the world
possesses. May I never be where there are no boys! A couple of boys left to
themselves will furnish richer fun than any troop of trained comedians. No: no
Art arrives at the artlessness of nature in matters of comedy. You can’t
simulate the ape. Your antics are dull. They haven’t the charming
inconsequence of the natural animal. Look at these two! Think of the shifts
they are put to all day long! They know I know all about it, and yet their
serenity of innocence is all but unruffled in my presence. You’re sorry
to think about the end of the business, Austin? So am I! I dread the idea of
the curtain going down. Besides, it will do Ricky a world of good. A practical
lesson is the best lesson.”</p>
<p>“Sinks deepest,” said Austin, “but whether he learns good or
evil from it is the question at stake.”</p>
<p>Adrian stretched his length at ease.</p>
<p>“This will be his first nibble at experience, old Time’s fruit,
hateful to the palate of youth! for which season only hath it any nourishment!
Experience! You know Coleridge’s capital simile?—Mournful you call
it? Well! all wisdom is mournful. ’Tis therefore, coz, that the wise do
love the Comic Muse. Their own high food would kill them. You shall find great
poets, rare philosophers, night after night on the broad grin before a row of
yellow lights and mouthing masks. Why? Because all’s dark at home. The
stage is the pastime of great minds. That’s how it comes that the stage
is now down. An age of rampant little minds, my dear Austin! How I hate that
cant of yours about an Age of Work—you, and your Mortons, and your
parsons Brawnley, rank radicals all of you, base materialists! What does Diaper
Sandoe sing of your Age of Work? Listen!</p>
<p class="poem">
‘An Age of petty tit for tat,<br/>
An Age of busy gabble:<br/>
An Age that’s like a brewer’s vat,<br/>
Fermenting for the rabble!<br/>
<br/>
‘An Age that’s chaste in Love, but lax<br/>
To virtuous abuses:<br/>
Whose gentlemen and ladies wax<br/>
Too dainty for their uses.<br/>
<br/>
‘An Age that drives an Iron Horse,<br/>
Of Time and Space defiant;<br/>
Exulting in a Giant’s Force,<br/>
And trembling at the Giant.<br/>
<br/>
‘An Age of Quaker hue and cut,<br/>
By Mammon misbegotten;<br/>
See the mad Hamlet mouth and strut!<br/>
And mark the Kings of Cotton!<br/>
<br/>
‘From this unrest, lo, early wreck’d,<br/>
A Future staggers crazy,<br/>
Ophelia of the Ages, deck’d<br/>
With woeful weed and daisy!’”</p>
<p>Murmuring, “Get your parson Brawnley to answer that!” Adrian
changed the resting-place of a leg, and smiled. The Age was an old battle-field
between him and Austin.</p>
<p>“My parson Brawnley, as you call him, has answered it,” said
Austin, “not by hoping his best, which would probably leave the Age to go
mad to your satisfaction, but by doing it. And he has and will answer your
Diaper Sandoe in better verse, as he confutes him in a better life.”</p>
<p>“You don’t see Sandoe’s depth,” Adrian replied.
“Consider that phrase, ‘Ophelia of the Ages’! Is not
Brawnley, like a dozen other leading spirits—I think that’s your
term—just the metaphysical Hamlet to drive her mad? She, poor maid! asks
for marriage and smiling babes, while my lord lover stands questioning the
Infinite, and rants to the Impalpable.”</p>
<p>Austin laughed. “Marriage and smiling babes she would have in abundance,
if Brawnley legislated. Wait till you know him. He will be over at Poer Hall
shortly, and you will see what a Man of the Age means. But now, pray, consult
with me about these boys.”</p>
<p>“Oh, those boys!” Adrian tossed a hand. “Are there boys of
the Age as well as men? Not? Then boys are better than men: boys are for all
Ages. What do you think, Austin? They’ve been studying Latude’s
Escape. I found the book open in Ricky’s room, on the top of Jonathan
Wild. Jonathan preserved the secrets of his profession, and taught them
nothing. So they’re going to make a Latude of Mr. Tom Bakewell.
He’s to be Bastille Bakewell, whether he will or no. Let them. Let the
wild colt run free! We can’t help them. We can only look on. We should
spoil the play.”</p>
<p>Adrian always made a point of feeding the fretful beast Impatience with
pleasantries—a not congenial diet; and Austin, the most patient of human
beings, began to lose his self-control.</p>
<p>“You talk as if Time belonged to you, Adrian. We have but a few hours
left us. Work first, and joke afterwards. The boy’s fate is being decided
now.”</p>
<p>“So is everybody’s, my dear Austin!” yawned the epicurean.</p>
<p>“Yes, but this boy is at present under our guardianship—under yours
especially.”</p>
<p>“Not yet! not yet!” Adrian interjected languidly. “No getting
into scrapes when I have him. The leash, young hound! the collar, young colt!
I’m perfectly irresponsible at present.”</p>
<p>“You may have something different to deal with when you are responsible,
if you think that.”</p>
<p>“I take my young prince as I find him, coz: a Julian, or a Caracalla: a
Constantine, or a Nero. Then, if he will play the fiddle to a conflagration, he
shall play it well: if he must be a disputatious apostate, at any rate he shall
understand logic and men, and have the habit of saying his prayers.”</p>
<p>“Then you leave me to act alone?” said Austin, rising.</p>
<p>“Without a single curb!” Adrian gesticulated an acquiesced
withdrawal. “I’m sure you would not, still more certain you cannot,
do harm. And be mindful of my prophetic words: Whatever’s done, old
Blaize will have to be bought off. There’s the affair settled at once. I
suppose I must go to the chief to-night and settle it myself. We can’t
see this poor devil condemned, though it’s nonsense to talk of a boy
being the prime instigator.”</p>
<p>Austin cast an eye at the complacent languor of the wise youth, his cousin, and
the little that he knew of his fellows told him he might talk forever here, and
not be comprehended. The wise youth’s two ears were stuffed with his own
wisdom. One evil only Adrian dreaded, it was clear—the action of the law.</p>
<p>As he was moving away, Adrian called out to him, “Stop, Austin! There!
don’t be anxious! You invariably take the glum side. I’ve done
something. Never mind what. If you go down to Belthorpe, be civil, but not
obsequious. You remember the tactics of Scipio Africanus against the Punic
elephants? Well, don’t say a word—in thine ear, coz: I’ve
turned Master Blaize’s elephants. If they charge, ’twill be a
feint, and back to the destruction of his serried ranks! You understand. Not?
Well, ’tis as well. Only, let none say that I sleep. If I must see him
to-night, I go down knowing he has not got us in his power.” The wise
youth yawned, and stretched out a hand for any book that might be within his
reach. Austin left him to look about the grounds for Richard.</p>
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