<h2><SPAN name="chap30"></SPAN> CHAPTER XXX</h2>
<p>And the next moment the bride is weeping as if she would dissolve to one of
Dian’s Virgin Fountains from the clasp of the Sun-God. She has nobly
preserved the mask imposed by comedies, till the curtain has fallen, and now
she weeps, streams with tears. Have patience, O impetuous young man! It is your
profession to be a hero. This poor heart is new to it, and her duties involve
such wild acts, such brigandage, such terrors and tasks, she is quite unnerved.
She did you honour till now. Bear with her now. She does not cry the cry of
ordinary maidens in like cases. While the struggle went on her tender face was
brave; but, alas! Omens are against her: she holds an ever-present dreadful one
on that fatal fourth finger of hers, which has coiled itself round her dream of
delight, and takes her in its clutch like a horrid serpent. And yet she must
love it. She dares not part from it. She must love and hug it, and feed on its
strange honey, and all the bliss it gives her casts all the deeper shadow on
what is to come.</p>
<p>Say: Is it not enough to cause feminine apprehension, for a woman to be married
in another woman’s ring?</p>
<p>You are amazons, ladies, at Saragossa, and a thousand citadels—wherever
there is strife, and Time is to be taken by the throat. Then shall few men
match your sublime fury. But what if you see a vulture, visible only to
yourselves, hovering over the house you are gaily led by the torch to inhabit?
Will you not crouch and be cowards?</p>
<p>As for the hero, in the hour of victory he pays no heed to omens. He does his
best to win his darling to confidence by caresses. Is she not his? Is he not
hers? And why, when the battle is won, does she weep? Does she regret what she
has done?</p>
<p>Oh, never! never! her soft blue eyes assure him, steadfast love seen swimming
on clear depths of faith in them, through the shower.</p>
<p>He is silenced by her exceeding beauty, and sits perplexed waiting for the
shower to pass.</p>
<p>Alone with Mrs. Berry, in her bedroom, Lucy gave tongue to her distress, and a
second character in the comedy changed her face.</p>
<p>“O Mrs. Berry! Mrs. Berry! what has happened! what has happened!”</p>
<p>“My darlin’ child!” The bridal Berry gazed at the finger of
doleful joy. “I’d forgot all about it! And that’s
what’ve made me feel so queer ever since, then! I’ve been
seemin’ as if I wasn’t myself somehow, without my ring. Dear! dear!
what a wilful young gentleman! We ain’t a match for men in that
state—Lord help us!”</p>
<p>Mrs. Berry sat on the edge of a chair: Lucy on the edge of the bed.</p>
<p>“What do you think of it, Mrs. Berry? Is it not terrible?”</p>
<p>“I can’t say I should ’a liked it myself, my dear,”
Mrs. Berry candidly responded.</p>
<p>“Oh! why, why, why did it happen!” the young bride bent to a flood
of fresh tears, murmuring that she felt already old—forsaken.</p>
<p>“Haven’t you got a comfort in your religion for all
accidents?” Mrs. Berry inquired.</p>
<p>“None for this. I know it’s wrong to cry when I am so happy. I hope
he will forgive me.”</p>
<p>Mrs. Berry vowed her bride was the sweetest, softest, beautifulest thing in
life.</p>
<p>“I’ll cry no more,” said Lucy. “Leave me, Mrs. Berry,
and come back when I ring.”</p>
<p>She drew forth a little silver cross, and fell upon her knees to the bed. Mrs.
Berry left the room tiptoe.</p>
<p>When she was called to return, Lucy was calm and tearless, and smiled kindly to
her.</p>
<p>“It’s over now,” she said.</p>
<p>Mrs. Berry sedately looked for her ring to follow.</p>
<p>“He does not wish me to go in to the breakfast you have prepared, Mrs.
Berry. I begged to be excused. I cannot eat.”</p>
<p>Mrs. Berry very much deplored it, as she had laid out a superior nuptial
breakfast, but with her mind on her ring she nodded assentingly.</p>
<p>“We shall not have much packing to do, Mrs. Berry.”</p>
<p>“No, my dear. It’s pretty well all done.”</p>
<p>“We are going to the Isle of Wight, Mrs. Berry.”</p>
<p>“And a very suitable spot ye’ve chose, my dear!”</p>
<p>“He loves the sea. He wishes to be near it.”</p>
<p>“Don’t ye cross to-night, if it’s anyways rough, my dear. It
isn’t advisable.” Mrs. Berry sank her voice to say,
“Don’t ye be soft and give way to him there, or you’ll both
be repenting it.”</p>
<p>Lucy had only been staving off the unpleasantness she had to speak. She saw
Mrs. Berry’s eyes pursuing her ring, and screwed up her courage at last.</p>
<p>“Mrs. Berry.”</p>
<p>“Yes, my dear.”</p>
<p>“Mrs. Berry, you shall have another ring.”</p>
<p>“Another, my dear?” Berry did not comprehend. “One’s
quite enough for the objeck,” she remarked.</p>
<p>“I mean,” Lucy touched her fourth finger, “I cannot part with
this.” She looked straight at Mrs. Berry.</p>
<p>That bewildered creature gazed at her, and at the ring, till she had thoroughly
exhausted the meaning of the words, and then exclaimed, horror-struck:
“Deary me, now! you don’t say that? You’re to be married
again in your own religion.”</p>
<p>The young wife repeated: “I can never part with it.”</p>
<p>“But, my dear!” the wretched Berry wrung her hands, divided between
compassion and a sense of injury. “My dear!” she kept expostulating
like a mute.</p>
<p>“I know all that you would say, Mrs. Berry. I am very grieved to pain
you. It is mine now, and must be mine. I cannot give it back.”</p>
<p>There she sat, suddenly developed to the most inflexible little heroine in the
three Kingdoms.</p>
<p>From her first perception of the meaning of the young bride’s words, Mrs.
Berry, a shrewd physiognomist, knew that her case was hopeless, unless she
treated her as she herself had been treated, and seized the ring by force of
arms; and that she had not heart for.</p>
<p>“What!” she gasped faintly, “one’s own lawful
wedding-ring you wouldn’t give back to a body?”</p>
<p>“Because it is mine, Mrs. Berry. It was yours, but it is mine now. You
shall have whatever you ask for but that. Pray, forgive me! It must be
so.”</p>
<p>Mrs. Berry rocked on her chair, and sounded her hands together. It amazed her
that this soft little creature could be thus firm. She tried argument.</p>
<p>“Don’t ye know, my dear, it’s the fatalest thing you’re
inflictin’ upon me, reelly! Don’t ye know that bein’ bereft
of one’s own lawful wedding-ring’s the fatalest thing in life, and
there’s no prosperity after it! For what stands in place o’ that,
when that’s gone, my dear? And what could ye give me to compensate a body
for the loss o’ that? Don’t ye know—Oh, deary me!” The
little bride’s face was so set that poor Berry wailed off in despair.</p>
<p>“I know it,” said Lucy. “I know it all. I know what I do to
you. Dear, dear Mrs. Berry! forgive me! If I parted with my ring I know it
would be fatal.”</p>
<p>So this fair young freebooter took possession of her argument as well as her
ring.</p>
<p>Berry racked her distracted wits for a further appeal.</p>
<p>“But, my child,” she counter-argued, “you don’t
understand. It ain’t as you think. It ain’t a hurt to you now. Not
a bit, it ain’t. It makes no difference now! Any ring does while the
wearer’s a maid. And your Mr. Richard will find the very ring he intended
for ye. And, of course, that’s the one you’ll wear as his wife.
It’s all the same now, my dear. It’s no shame to a maid. Now
do—now do—there’s a darlin’!”</p>
<p>Wheedling availed as little as argument.</p>
<p>“Mrs. Berry,” said Lucy, “you know what my—he spoke:
‘With this ring I thee wed.’ It was with this ring. Then how could
it be with another?”</p>
<p>Berry was constrained despondently to acknowledge that was logic.</p>
<p>She hit upon an artful conjecture:</p>
<p>“Won’t it be unlucky your wearin’ of the ring which served me
so? Think o’ that!”</p>
<p>“It may! it may! it may!” cried Lucy.</p>
<p>“And arn’t you rushin’ into it, my dear?”</p>
<p>“Mrs. Berry,” Lucy said again, “it was this ring. It
cannot—it never can be another. It was this. What it brings me I must
bear. I shall wear it till I die!”</p>
<p>“Then what am I to do?” the ill-used woman groaned. “What
shall I tell my husband when he come back to me, and see I’ve got a new
ring waitin’ for him? Won’t that be a welcome?”</p>
<p>Quoth Lucy: “How can he know it is not the same; in a plain gold
ring?”</p>
<p>“You never see so keen a eyed man in joolry as my Berry!” returned
his solitary spouse. “Not know, my dear? Why, any one would know
that’ve got eyes in his head. There’s as much difference in
wedding-rings as there’s in wedding people! Now, do pray be reasonable,
my own sweet!”</p>
<p>“Pray, do not ask me,” pleads Lucy.</p>
<p>“Pray, do think better of it,” urges Berry.</p>
<p>“Pray, pray, Mrs. Berry!” pleads Lucy.</p>
<p>“—And not leave your old Berry all forlorn just when you’re
so happy!”</p>
<p>“Indeed I would not, you dear, kind old creature!” Lucy faltered.</p>
<p>Mrs. Berry thought she had her.</p>
<p>“Just when you’re going to be the happiest wife on earth—all
you want yours!” she pursued the tender strain. “A handsome young
gentleman! Love and Fortune smilin’ on ye!”—</p>
<p>Lucy rose up.</p>
<p>“Mrs. Berry,” she said, “I think we must not lose time in
getting ready, or he will be impatient.”</p>
<p>Poor Berry surveyed her in abject wonder from the edge of her chair. Dignity
and resolve were in the ductile form she had hitherto folded under her wing. In
an hour the heroine had risen to the measure of the hero. Without being exactly
aware what creature she was dealing with, Berry acknowledged to herself it was
not one of the common run, and sighed, and submitted.</p>
<p>“It’s like a divorce, that it is!” she sobbed.</p>
<p>After putting the corners of her apron to her eyes, Berry bustled humbly about
the packing. Then Lucy, whose heart was full to her, came and kissed her, and
Berry bumped down and regularly cried. This over, she had recourse to fatalism.</p>
<p>“I suppose it was to be, my dear! It’s my punishment for
meddlin’ wi’ such matters. No, I’m not sorry. Bless ye both.
Who’d ’a thought you was so wilful?—you that any one might
have taken for one of the silly-softs! You’re a pair, my dear! indeed you
are! You was made to meet! But we mustn’t show him we’ve been
crying.—Men don’t like it when they’re happy. Let’s
wash our faces and try to bear our lot.”</p>
<p>So saying the black-satin bunch careened to a renewed deluge. She deserved some
sympathy, for if it is sad to be married in another person’s ring, how
much sadder to have one’s own old accustomed lawful ring violently torn
off one’s finger and eternally severed from one! But where you have
heroes and heroines, these terrible complications ensue.</p>
<p>They had now both fought their battle of the ring, and with equal honour and
success.</p>
<p>In the chamber of banquet Richard was giving Ripton his last directions. Though
it was a private wedding, Mrs. Berry had prepared a sumptuous breakfast.
Chickens offered their breasts: pies hinted savoury secrets: things mystic, in
a mash, with Gallic appellatives, jellies, creams, fruits, strewed the table:
as a tower in the midst, the cake colossal: the priestly vesture of its nuptial
white relieved by hymeneal splendours.</p>
<p>Many hours, much labour and anxiety of mind, Mrs. Berry had expended upon this
breakfast, and why? There is one who comes to all feasts that have their basis
in Folly, whom criminals of trained instinct are careful to provide against:
who will speak, and whose hateful voice must somehow be silenced while the
feast is going on. This personage is The Philosopher. Mrs. Berry knew him. She
knew that he would come. She provided against him in the manner she thought
most efficacious: that is, by cheating her eyes and intoxicating her conscience
with the due and proper glories incident to weddings where fathers dilate,
mothers collapse, and marriage settlements are flourished on high by the family
lawyer: and had there been no show of the kind to greet her on her return from
the church, she would, and she foresaw she would, have stared at squalor and
emptiness, and repented her work. The Philosopher would have laid hold of her
by the ear, and called her bad names. Entrenched behind a breakfast-table so
legitimately adorned, Mrs. Berry defied him. In the presence of that cake he
dared not speak above a whisper. And there were wines to drown him in, should
he still think of protesting; fiery wines, and cool: claret sent purposely by
the bridegroom for the delectation of his friend.</p>
<p>For one good hour, therefore, the labour of many hours kept him dumb. Ripton
was fortifying himself so as to forget him altogether, and the world as well,
till the next morning. Ripton was excited, overdone with delight. He had
already finished one bottle, and listened, pleasantly flushed, to his emphatic
and more abstemious chief. He had nothing to do but to listen, and to drink.
The hero would not allow him to shout Victory! or hear a word of toasts; and
as, from the quantity of oil poured on it, his eloquence was becoming a natural
force in his bosom, the poor fellow was afflicted with a sort of elephantiasis
of suppressed emotion. At times he half-rose from his chair, and fell vacuously
into it again; or he chuckled in the face of weighty, severely-worded
instructions; tapped his chest, stretched his arms, yawned, and in short
behaved so singularly that Richard observed it, and said: “On my soul, I
don’t think you know a word I’m saying.”</p>
<p>“Every word, Ricky!” Ripton spirted through the opening.
“I’m going down to your governor, and tell him: Sir Austin!
Here’s your only chance of being a happy father—no, no!—Oh!
don’t you fear me, Ricky! I shall talk the old gentleman over.”</p>
<p>His chief said:</p>
<p>“Look here. You had better not go down to-night. Go down the first thing
to-morrow, by the six o’clock train. Give him my letter. Listen to
me—give him my letter, and don’t speak a word till he speaks. His
eyebrows will go up and down, he won’t say much. I know him. If he asks
you about her, don’t be a fool, but say what you think of her
sensibly”—</p>
<p>No cork could hold in Ripton when she was alluded to. He shouted:
“She’s an angel!”</p>
<p>Richard checked him: “Speak sensibly, I say—quietly. You can say
how gentle and good she is—my fleur-de-luce! And say, this was not her
doing. If any one’s to blame, it’s I. I made her marry me. Then go
to Lady Blandish, if you don’t find her at the house. You may say
whatever you please to her. Give her my letter, and tell her I want to hear
from her immediately. She has seen Lucy, and I know what she thinks of her. You
will then go to Farmer Blaize. I told you Lucy happens to be his
niece—she has not lived long there. She lived with her aunt Desborough in
France while she was a child, and can hardly be called a relative to the
farmer—there’s not a point of likeness between them. Poor darling!
she never knew her mother. Go to Mr. Blaize, and tell him. You will treat him
just as you would treat any other gentleman. If you are civil, he is sure to
be. And if he abuses me, for my sake and hers you will still treat him with
respect. You hear? And then write me a full account of all that has been said
and done. You will have my address the day after to-morrow. By the way, Tom
will be here this afternoon. Write out for him where to call on you the day
after to-morrow, in case you have heard anything in the morning you think I
ought to know at once, as Tom will join me that night. Don’t mention to
anybody about my losing the ring, Ripton. I wouldn’t have Adrian get hold
of that for a thousand pounds. How on earth I came to lose it! How well she
bore it, Rip! How beautifully she behaved!”</p>
<p>Ripton again shouted: “An angel!” Throwing up the heels of his
second bottle, he said:</p>
<p>“You may trust your friend, Richard. Aha! when you pulled at old Mrs.
Berry I didn’t know what was up. I do wish you’d let me drink her
health?”</p>
<p>“Here’s to Penelope!” said Richard, just wetting his mouth.
The carriage was at the door: a couple of dire organs, each grinding the same
tune, and a vulture-scented itinerant band (from which not the secretest veiled
wedding can escape) worked harmoniously without in the production of discord,
and the noise acting on his nervous state made him begin to fume and send in
messages for his bride by the maid.</p>
<p>By and by the lovely young bride presented herself dressed for her journey, and
smiling from stained eyes.</p>
<p>Mrs. Berry was requested to drink some wine, which Ripton poured out for her,
enabling Mrs. Berry thereby to measure his condition.</p>
<p>The bride now kissed Mrs. Berry, and Mrs. Berry kissed the bridegroom, on the
plea of her softness. Lucy gave Ripton her hand, with a musical
“Good-bye, Mr. Thompson,” and her extreme graciousness made him
just sensible enough to sit down before he murmured his fervent hopes for her
happiness.</p>
<p>“I shall take good care of him,” said Mrs. Berry, focussing her
eyes to the comprehension of the company.</p>
<p>“Farewell, Penelope!” cried Richard. “I shall tell the police
everywhere to look out for your lord.”</p>
<p>“Oh my dears! good-bye, and Heaven bless ye both!”</p>
<p>Berry quavered, touched with compunction at the thoughts of approaching
loneliness. Ripton, his mouth drawn like a bow to his ears, brought up the rear
to the carriage, receiving a fair slap on the cheek from an old shoe
precipitated by Mrs. Berry’s enthusiastic female domestic.</p>
<p>White handkerchiefs were waved, the adieux had fallen to signs: they were off.
Then did a thought of such urgency illumine Mrs. Berry, that she telegraphed,
hand in air, awakening Ripton’s lungs, for the coachman to stop, and ran
back to the house. Richard chafed to be gone, but at his bride’s
intercession he consented to wait. Presently they beheld the old black-satin
bunch stream through the street-door, down the bit of garden, and up the
astonished street; halting, panting, capless at the carriage door, a book in
her hand,—a much-used, dog-leaved, steamy, greasy book, which; at the
same time calling out in breathless jerks, “There! never ye mind looks! I
ain’t got a new one. Read it, and don’t ye forget it!” she
discharged into Lucy’s lap, and retreated to the railings, a signal for
the coachman to drive away for good.</p>
<p>How Richard laughed at the Berry’s bridal gift! Lucy, too, lost the omen
at her heart as she glanced at the title of the volume. It was Dr. Kitchener on
Domestic Cookery!</p>
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