<h2>CHAPTER XVIII</h2>
<div class='chaptertitle'>CURDIE'S CLUE</div>
<div class='cap'>CURDIE was as watchful as ever, but was almost getting
tired of his ill-success. Every other night or so he
followed the goblins about, as they went on digging
and boring, and getting as near them as he could, watched
them from behind stones and rocks; but as yet he seemed no
nearer finding out what they had in view. As at first, he always
kept hold of the end of his string, while his pickaxe left
just outside the hole by which he entered the goblins' country
from the mine, continued to serve as an anchor and hold fast
the other end. The goblins hearing no more noise in that
quarter, had ceased to apprehend an immediate invasion, and
kept no watch.</div>
<p>One night, after dodging about and listening till he was
nearly falling asleep with weariness, he began to roll up his
ball, for he had resolved to go home to bed. It was not long,
however, before he began to feel bewildered. One after another
he passed goblin-houses, caves that is, occupied by goblin
families, and at length was sure they were many more than he
had passed as he came. He had to use great caution to pass
unseen—they lay so close together. Could his string have led
him wrong? He still followed winding it, and still it led him
into more thickly populated quarters, until he became quite
uneasy, and indeed apprehensive; for although he was not
afraid of the <i>cobs</i>, he was afraid of not finding his way out.<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_113" id="Page_113">[113]</SPAN></span>
But what could he do? It was of no use to sit down and wait
for the morning—the morning made no difference here. It
was all dark, and always dark; and if his string failed him he
was helpless. He might even arrive within a yard of the mine,
and never know it. Seeing he could do nothing better, he
would at least find where the end of the string was, and if possible
how it had come to play him such a trick. He knew by
the size of the ball that he was getting pretty near the last of it,
when he began to feel a tugging and pulling at it. What could
it mean? Turning a sharp corner, he thought he heard strange
sounds. These grew, as he went on, to a scuffling and growling
and squeaking; and the noise increased, until, turning a
second sharp corner, he found himself in the midst of it, and
the same moment tumbled over a wallowing mass, which he
knew must be a knot of the cobs' creatures. Before he could
recover his feet, he had caught some great scratches on his
face, and several severe bites on his legs and arms. But as he
scrambled to get up, his hand fell upon his pickaxe, and before
the horrid beasts could do him any serious harm, he was laying
about with it right and left in the dark. The hideous cries
which followed gave him the satisfaction of knowing that he
had punished some of them pretty smartly for their rudeness,
and by their scampering and their retreating howls, he perceived
that he had routed them. He stood a little, weighing
his battle-axe in his hand as if it had been the most precious
lump of metal—but indeed no lump of gold itself could have
been so precious at that time as that common tool—then untied
the end of the string from it, put the ball in his pocket,
and still stood thinking. It was clear that the cobs' creatures<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_114" id="Page_114">[114]</SPAN></span>
had found his axe, had between them carried it off, and had
so led him he knew not where. But for all his thinking he
could not tell what he ought to do, until suddenly he became
aware of a glimmer of light in the distance. Without a moment's
hesitation he set out for it, as fast as the unknown and
rugged way would permit. Yet again turning a corner, led
by the dim light, he spied something quite new in his experience
of the underground regions—a small irregular shape of
something shining. Going up to it, he found it was a piece of
mica, or Muscovy glass, called sheep-silver in Scotland, and
the light flickering as if from a fire behind it. After trying in
vain for some time to discover an entrance to the place where
it was burning, he came at length to a small chamber in which
an opening high in the wall revealed a glow beyond. To this
opening he managed to scramble up, and then he saw a strange
sight.</p>
<p>Below sat a little group of goblins around a fire, the smoke
of which vanished in the darkness far aloft. The sides of the
cave were full of shining minerals like those of the palace-hall;
and the company was evidently of a superior order, for
every one wore stones about head, or arms, or waist, shining,
dull, gorgeous colors in the light of the fire. Nor had Curdie
looked long before he recognized the king himself, and found
that he had made his way into the inner apartment of the
royal family. He had never had such a good chance of hearing
something! He crept through the hole as softly as he
could, scrambled a good way down the wall toward them without
attracting attention, and then sat down and listened. The
king, evidently the queen, and probably the crown-prince<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_115" id="Page_115">[115]</SPAN></span>
and the prime minister were talking together. He was sure of
the queen by her shoes, for as she warmed her feet at the fire,
he saw them quite plainly.</p>
<p>"That <i>will</i> be fun!" said the one he took for the crown-prince.</p>
<p>It was the first whole sentence he heard.</p>
<p>"I don't see why you should think it such a grand affair!"
said his stepmother, tossing her head backward.</p>
<p>"You must remember, my spouse," interposed his Majesty,
as if making excuse for his son, "he has got the same blood in
him. His mother—"</p>
<p>"Don't talk to me of his mother! You positively encourage
his unnatural fancies. Whatever belongs to <i>that</i> mother,
ought to be cut out of him."</p>
<p>"You forget yourself, my dear!" said the king.</p>
<p>"I don't," said the queen, "nor you either. If you expect
<i>me</i> to approve of such coarse tastes, you will find yourself mistaken.
<i>I</i> don't wear shoes for nothing."</p>
<p>"You must acknowledge, however," the king said, with a
little groan, "that this at least is no whim of Harelip's, but a
matter of state-policy. You are well aware that his gratification
comes purely from the pleasure of sacrificing himself to
the public good. Does it not, Harelip?"</p>
<p>"Yes, father; of course it does. Only it <i>will</i> be nice to make
her cry. I'll have the skin taken off between her toes, and tie
them up till they grow together. Then her feet will be like
other people's, and there will be no occasion for her to wear
shoes."</p>
<p>"Do you mean to insinuate <i>I've</i> got toes, you unnatural<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_116" id="Page_116">[116]</SPAN></span>
wretch?" cried the queen; and she moved angrily toward
Harelip. The councilor, however, who was betwixt them,
leaned forward so as to prevent her touching him, but only as
if to address the prince.</p>
<p>"Your royal Highness," he said, "possibly requires to be
reminded that you have got three toes yourself—one on one
foot, two on the other."</p>
<p>"Ha! ha! ha!" shouted the queen triumphantly.</p>
<p>The councilor, encouraged by this mark of favor, went on.</p>
<p>"It seems to me, your royal Highness, it would greatly endear
you to your future people, proving to them that you are
not the less one of themselves that you had the misfortune to
be born of a sun-mother, if you were to command upon yourself
the comparatively slight operation which, in a more extended
form, you so wisely meditate with regard to your future
princess."</p>
<p>"Ha! ha! ha!" laughed the queen, louder than before, and
the king and the minister joined in the laugh. It was anything
but a laughing matter to Harelip. He growled, and for
a few moments the others continued to express their enjoyment
of his discomfiture.</p>
<p>The queen was the only one Curdie could see with any distinctness.
She sat sideways to him, and the light of the fire
shone full upon her face. He could not consider her handsome.
Her nose was certainly broader at the end than its extreme
length, and her eyes, instead of being horizontal, were set up
like two perpendicular eggs, one on the broad, the other on the
small, end. Her mouth was no bigger than a small buttonhole
until she laughed, when it stretched from ear to ear—only<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_117" id="Page_117">[117]</SPAN></span>
to be sure her ears were very nearly in the middle of her
cheeks.</p>
<p>Anxious to hear everything they might say, Curdie ventured
to slide down a smooth part of the rock just under him, to a
projection below, upon which he thought to rest. But whether
he was not careful enough, or the projection gave way, down
he came with a rush on the floor of the cavern, bringing with
him a great rumbling shower of stones.</p>
<p>The goblins jumped from their seats in more anger than
consternation, for they had never yet seen anything to be
afraid of in the palace. But when they saw Curdie with his
pick in his hand, their rage was mingled with fear, for they
took him for the first of an invasion of miners. The king notwithstanding
drew himself up to his full height of four feet,
spread himself to his full breadth of three and a half, for he was
the handsomest and squarest of all the goblins, and strutting
up to Curdie, planted himself with outspread feet before him,
and said with dignity—</p>
<p>"Pray what right have you in my palace?"</p>
<p>"The right of necessity, your majesty," answered Curdie. "I
lost my way, and did not know where I was wandering to."</p>
<p>"How did you get in?"</p>
<p>"By a hole in the mountain."</p>
<p>"But you are a miner! Look at your pickaxe!"</p>
<p>Curdie did look at it, answering,</p>
<p>"I came upon it, lying on the ground, a little way from here.
I tumbled over some wild beasts who were playing with it.
Look, your majesty." And Curdie showed him how he was
scratched and bitten.<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_118" id="Page_118">[118]</SPAN></span></p>
<div class="figright"> <ANTIMG src="images/col06.jpg" width-obs="454" height-obs="600" alt="The goblins fell back a little when he began, and made horrible grimaces all through the rhyme." title="" />
<span class="caption">The goblins fell back a little when he began, and made horrible grimaces all through the rhyme.</span></div>
<p>The king was pleased to find him behave more politely than
he had expected from what his people had told him concerning
the miners, for he attributed it to the power of his own
presence; but he did not therefore feel friendly to the intruder.</p>
<p>"You will oblige me by walking out of my dominions at
once," he said, well knowing what a mockery lay in the words.</p>
<p>"With pleasure, if your majesty will give me a guide," said
Curdie.</p>
<p>"I will give you a thousand," said the king, with a scoffing
air of magnificent liberality.</p>
<p>"One will be quite sufficient," said Curdie.</p>
<p>But the king uttered a strange shout, half halloo, half roar,
and in rushed goblins till the cave was swarming. He said
something to the first of them which Curdie could not hear,
and it was passed from one to another till in a moment the
farthest in the crowd had evidently heard and understood it.
They began to gather about him in a way he did not relish,
and he retreated toward the wall. They pressed upon him.</p>
<p>"Stand back," said Curdie, grasping his pickaxe tighter
by his knee.</p>
<p>They only grinned and pressed closer. Curdie bethought
himself, and began to rhyme.</p>
<div class='poem'>
"Ten, twenty, thirty—<br/>
<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">You're all so very dirty!</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Twenty, thirty, forty—</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">You're all so thick and snorty!</span><br/>
<br/>
"Thirty, forty, fifty—<br/>
<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">You're all so puff-and-snifty!</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Forty, fifty, sixty—</span><br/>
<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_119" id="Page_119">[119]</SPAN></span><span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Beast and man so mixty!</span><br/>
<br/>
"Fifty, sixty, seventy—<br/>
<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Mixty, maxty, leaventy—</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Sixty, seventy, eighty—</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">All your cheeks so slaty.</span><br/>
<br/>
"Seventy, eighty, ninety,<br/>
<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">All your hands so flinty!</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Eighty, ninety, hundred,</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Altogether dundred!"</span><br/></div>
<p>The goblins fell back a little when he began, and made horrible
grimaces all through the rhyme, as if eating something
so disagreeable that it set their teeth on edge and gave them
the creeps; but whether it was that the rhyming words were
most of them no words at all, for a new rhyme being considered
more efficacious, Curdie had made it on the spur of the
moment, or whether it was that the presence of the king and
queen gave them courage, I cannot tell; but the moment the
rhyme was over, they crowded on him again, and out shot a
hundred long arms, with a multitude of thick nailless fingers
at the end of them, to lay hold upon him. Then Curdie heaved
up his axe. But being as gentle as courageous and not wishing
to kill any of them, he turned the end which was square and
blunt like a hammer, and with that came down a great blow
on the head of the goblin nearest him. Hard as the heads of
all goblins are, he thought he must feel that. And so he did,
no doubt; but he only gave a horrible cry, and sprung at
Curdie's throat. Curdie however drew back in time, and just
at that critical moment, remembered the vulnerable part of
the goblin-body. He made a sudden rush at the king, and
stamped with all his might on his Majesty's feet. The king
gave a most unkingly howl, and almost fell into the fire. Curdie<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_120" id="Page_120">[120]</SPAN></span>
then rushed into the crowd, stamping right and left. The
goblins drew back howling on every side as he approached,
but they were so crowded that few of those he attacked could
escape his tread; and the shrieking and roaring that filled the
cave would have appalled Curdie, but for the good hope it
gave him. They were tumbling over each other in heaps in
their eagerness to rush from the cave, when a new assailant
suddenly faced him:—the queen, with flaming eyes and expanded
nostrils, her hair standing half up from her head,
rushed at him. She trusted in her shoes; they were of granite—hollowed
like French <i>sabots</i>. Curdie would have endured
much rather than hurt a woman, even if she was a goblin; but
here was an affair of life and death: forgetting her shoes, he
made a great stamp on one of her feet. But she instantly returned
it with very different effect, causing him frightful pain
and almost disabling him. His only chance with her would
have been to attack the granite shoes with his pickaxe, but before
he could think of that, she had caught him up in her arms,
and was rushing with him across the cave. She dashed him
into a hole in the wall, with a force that almost stunned him.
But although he could not move, he was not too far gone to
hear her great cry, and the rush of multitudes of soft feet,
followed by the sounds of something heaved up against the
rock; after which came a multitudinous patter of stones falling
near him. The last had not ceased when he grew very
faint, for his head had been badly cut, and at last insensible.</p>
<p>When he came to himself, there was perfect silence about
him, and utter darkness, but for the merest glimmer in one
tiny spot. He crawled to it, and found that they had heaved<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_121" id="Page_121">[121]</SPAN></span>
a slab against the mouth of the hole, past the edge of which a
poor little gleam found its way from the fire. He could not
move it a hair's breadth, for they had piled a great heap of
stones against it. He crawled back to where he had been lying,
in the faint hope of finding his pickaxe. But after a vain
search, he was at last compelled to acknowledge himself in an
evil plight. He sat down and tried to think, but soon fell fast
asleep.</p>
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