<h2><SPAN name="chap09"></SPAN>CHAPTER IX</h2>
<p>An hour passed, and the downstairs rooms at the hotel grew dim and were almost
deserted, while the little box-like squares above them were brilliantly
irradiated. Some forty or fifty people were going to bed. The thump of jugs set
down on the floor above could be heard and the clink of china, for there was
not as thick a partition between the rooms as one might wish, so Miss Allan,
the elderly lady who had been playing bridge, determined, giving the wall a
smart rap with her knuckles. It was only matchboard, she decided, run up to
make many little rooms of one large one. Her grey petticoats slipped to the
ground, and, stooping, she folded her clothes with neat, if not loving fingers,
screwed her hair into a plait, wound her father’s great gold watch, and
opened the complete works of Wordsworth. She was reading the
“Prelude,” partly because she always read the “Prelude”
abroad, and partly because she was engaged in writing a short <i>Primer of
English Literature</i>—<i>Beowulf to Swinburne</i>—which would have
a paragraph on Wordsworth. She was deep in the fifth book, stopping indeed to
pencil a note, when a pair of boots dropped, one after another, on the floor
above her. She looked up and speculated. Whose boots were they, she wondered.
She then became aware of a swishing sound next door—a woman, clearly,
putting away her dress. It was succeeded by a gentle tapping sound, such as
that which accompanies hair-dressing. It was very difficult to keep her
attention fixed upon the “Prelude.” Was it Susan Warrington
tapping? She forced herself, however, to read to the end of the book, when she
placed a mark between the pages, sighed contentedly, and then turned out the
light.</p>
<p>Very different was the room through the wall, though as like in shape as one
egg-box is like another. As Miss Allan read her book, Susan Warrington was
brushing her hair. Ages have consecrated this hour, and the most majestic of
all domestic actions, to talk of love between women; but Miss Warrington being
alone could not talk; she could only look with extreme solicitude at her own
face in the glass. She turned her head from side to side, tossing heavy locks
now this way now that; and then withdrew a pace or two, and considered herself
seriously.</p>
<p>“I’m nice-looking,” she determined. “Not
pretty—possibly,” she drew herself up a little.
“Yes—most people would say I was handsome.”</p>
<p>She was really wondering what Arthur Venning would say she was. Her feeling
about him was decidedly queer. She would not admit to herself that she was in
love with him or that she wanted to marry him, yet she spent every minute when
she was alone in wondering what he thought of her, and in comparing what they
had done to-day with what they had done the day before.</p>
<p>“He didn’t ask me to play, but he certainly followed me into the
hall,” she meditated, summing up the evening. She was thirty years of
age, and owing to the number of her sisters and the seclusion of life in a
country parsonage had as yet had no proposal of marriage. The hour of
confidences was often a sad one, and she had been known to jump into bed,
treating her hair unkindly, feeling herself overlooked by life in comparison
with others. She was a big, well-made woman, the red lying upon her cheeks in
patches that were too well defined, but her serious anxiety gave her a kind of
beauty.</p>
<p>She was just about to pull back the bed-clothes when she exclaimed, “Oh,
but I’m forgetting,” and went to her writing-table. A brown volume
lay there stamped with the figure of the year. She proceeded to write in the
square ugly hand of a mature child, as she wrote daily year after year, keeping
the diaries, though she seldom looked at them.</p>
<p>“A.M.—Talked to Mrs. H. Elliot about country neighbours. She knows
the Manns; also the Selby-Carroways. How small the world is! Like her. Read a
chapter of <i>Miss Appleby’s Adventure</i> to Aunt E. P.M.—Played
lawn-tennis with Mr. Perrott and Evelyn M. Don’t <i>like</i> Mr. P. Have
a feeling that he is not ‘quite,’ though clever certainly. Beat
them. Day splendid, view wonderful. One gets used to no trees, though much too
bare at first. Cards after dinner. Aunt E. cheerful, though twingy, she says.
Mem.: <i>ask about damp sheets</i>.”</p>
<p>She knelt in prayer, and then lay down in bed, tucking the blankets comfortably
about her, and in a few minutes her breathing showed that she was asleep. With
its profoundly peaceful sighs and hesitations it resembled that of a cow
standing up to its knees all night through in the long grass.</p>
<p>A glance into the next room revealed little more than a nose, prominent above
the sheets. Growing accustomed to the darkness, for the windows were open and
showed grey squares with splinters of starlight, one could distinguish a lean
form, terribly like the body of a dead person, the body indeed of William
Pepper, asleep too. Thirty-six, thirty-seven, thirty-eight—here were
three Portuguese men of business, asleep presumably, since a snore came with
the regularity of a great ticking clock. Thirty-nine was a corner room, at the
end of the passage, but late though it was—“One” struck
gently downstairs—a line of light under the door showed that some one was
still awake.</p>
<p>“How late you are, Hugh!” a woman, lying in bed, said in a peevish
but solicitous voice. Her husband was brushing his teeth, and for some moments
did not answer.</p>
<p>“You should have gone to sleep,” he replied. “I was talking
to Thornbury.”</p>
<p>“But you know that I never can sleep when I’m waiting for
you,” she said.</p>
<p>To that he made no answer, but only remarked, “Well then, we’ll
turn out the light.” They were silent.</p>
<p>The faint but penetrating pulse of an electric bell could now be heard in the
corridor. Old Mrs. Paley, having woken hungry but without her spectacles, was
summoning her maid to find the biscuit-box. The maid having answered the bell,
drearily respectful even at this hour though muffled in a mackintosh, the
passage was left in silence. Downstairs all was empty and dark; but on the
upper floor a light still burnt in the room where the boots had dropped so
heavily above Miss Allan’s head. Here was the gentleman who, a few hours
previously, in the shade of the curtain, had seemed to consist entirely of
legs. Deep in an arm-chair he was reading the third volume of Gibbon’s
<i>History of the Decline and Fall of Rome</i> by candle-light. As he read he
knocked the ash automatically, now and again, from his cigarette and turned the
page, while a whole procession of splendid sentences entered his capacious brow
and went marching through his brain in order. It seemed likely that this
process might continue for an hour or more, until the entire regiment had
shifted its quarters, had not the door opened, and the young man, who was
inclined to be stout, come in with large naked feet.</p>
<p>“Oh, Hirst, what I forgot to say was—”</p>
<p>“Two minutes,” said Hirst, raising his finger.</p>
<p>He safely stowed away the last words of the paragraph.</p>
<p>“What was it you forgot to say?” he asked.</p>
<p>“D’you think you <i>do</i> make enough allowance for
feelings?” asked Mr. Hewet. He had again forgotten what he had meant to
say.</p>
<p>After intense contemplation of the immaculate Gibbon Mr. Hirst smiled at the
question of his friend. He laid aside his book and considered.</p>
<p>“I should call yours a singularly untidy mind,” he observed.
“Feelings? Aren’t they just what we do allow for? We put love up
there, and all the rest somewhere down below.” With his left hand he
indicated the top of a pyramid, and with his right the base.</p>
<p>“But you didn’t get out of bed to tell me that,” he added
severely.</p>
<p>“I got out of bed,” said Hewet vaguely, “merely to talk I
suppose.”</p>
<p>“Meanwhile I shall undress,” said Hirst. When naked of all but his
shirt, and bent over the basin, Mr. Hirst no longer impressed one with the
majesty of his intellect, but with the pathos of his young yet ugly body, for
he stooped, and he was so thin that there were dark lines between the different
bones of his neck and shoulders.</p>
<p>“Women interest me,” said Hewet, who, sitting on the bed with his
chin resting on his knees, paid no attention to the undressing of Mr. Hirst.</p>
<p>“They’re so stupid,” said Hirst. “You’re sitting
on my pyjamas.”</p>
<p>“I suppose they <i>are</i> stupid?” Hewet wondered.</p>
<p>“There can’t be two opinions about that, I imagine,” said
Hirst, hopping briskly across the room, “unless you’re in
love—that fat woman Warrington?” he enquired.</p>
<p>“Not one fat woman—all fat women,” Hewet sighed.</p>
<p>“The women I saw to-night were not fat,” said Hirst, who was taking
advantage of Hewet’s company to cut his toe-nails.</p>
<p>“Describe them,” said Hewet.</p>
<p>“You know I can’t describe things!” said Hirst. “They
were much like other women, I should think. They always are.”</p>
<p>“No; that’s where we differ,” said Hewet. “I say
everything’s different. No two people are in the least the same. Take you
and me now.”</p>
<p>“So I used to think once,” said Hirst. “But now they’re
all types. Don’t take us,—take this hotel. You could draw circles
round the whole lot of them, and they’d never stray outside.”</p>
<p>(“You can kill a hen by doing that”), Hewet murmured.</p>
<p>“Mr. Hughling Elliot, Mrs. Hughling Elliot, Miss Allan, Mr. and Mrs.
Thornbury—one circle,” Hirst continued. “Miss Warrington, Mr.
Arthur Venning, Mr. Perrott, Evelyn M. another circle; then there are a whole
lot of natives; finally ourselves.”</p>
<p>“Are we all alone in our circle?” asked Hewet.</p>
<p>“Quite alone,” said Hirst. “You try to get out, but you
can’t. You only make a mess of things by trying.”</p>
<p>“I’m not a hen in a circle,” said Hewet. “I’m a
dove on a tree-top.”</p>
<p>“I wonder if this is what they call an ingrowing toe-nail?” said
Hirst, examining the big toe on his left foot.</p>
<p>“I flit from branch to branch,” continued Hewet. “The world
is profoundly pleasant.” He lay back on the bed, upon his arms.</p>
<p>“I wonder if it’s really nice to be as vague as you are?”
asked Hirst, looking at him. “It’s the lack of
continuity—that’s what’s so odd about you,” he went on.
“At the age of twenty-seven, which is nearly thirty, you seem to have
drawn no conclusions. A party of old women excites you still as though you were
three.”</p>
<p>Hewet contemplated the angular young man who was neatly brushing the rims of
his toe-nails into the fire-place in silence for a moment.</p>
<p>“I respect you, Hirst,” he remarked.</p>
<p>“I envy you—some things,” said Hirst. “One: your
capacity for not thinking; two: people like you better than they like me. Women
like you, I suppose.”</p>
<p>“I wonder whether that isn’t really what matters most?” said
Hewet. Lying now flat on the bed he waved his hand in vague circles above him.</p>
<p>“Of course it is,” said Hirst. “But that’s not the
difficulty. The difficulty is, isn’t it, to find an appropriate
object?”</p>
<p>“There are no female hens in your circle?” asked Hewet.</p>
<p>“Not the ghost of one,” said Hirst.</p>
<p>Although they had known each other for three years Hirst had never yet heard
the true story of Hewet’s loves. In general conversation it was taken for
granted that they were many, but in private the subject was allowed to lapse.
The fact that he had money enough to do no work, and that he had left Cambridge
after two terms owing to a difference with the authorities, and had then
travelled and drifted, made his life strange at many points where his
friends’ lives were much of a piece.</p>
<p>“I don’t see your circles—I don’t see them,”
Hewet continued. “I see a thing like a teetotum spinning in and
out—knocking into things—dashing from side to side—collecting
numbers—more and more and more, till the whole place is thick with them.
Round and round they go—out there, over the rim—out of
sight.”</p>
<p>His fingers showed that the waltzing teetotums had spun over the edge of the
counterpane and fallen off the bed into infinity.</p>
<p>“Could you contemplate three weeks alone in this hotel?” asked
Hirst, after a moment’s pause.</p>
<p>Hewet proceeded to think.</p>
<p>“The truth of it is that one never is alone, and one never is in
company,” he concluded.</p>
<p>“Meaning?” said Hirst.</p>
<p>“Meaning? Oh, something about bubbles—auras—what d’you
call ’em? You can’t see my bubble; I can’t see yours; all we
see of each other is a speck, like the wick in the middle of that flame. The
flame goes about with us everywhere; it’s not ourselves exactly, but what
we feel; the world is short, or people mainly; all kinds of people.”</p>
<p>“A nice streaky bubble yours must be!” said Hirst.</p>
<p>“And supposing my bubble could run into some one else’s
bubble—”</p>
<p>“And they both burst?” put in Hirst.</p>
<p>“Then—then—then—” pondered Hewet, as if to
himself, “it would be an e-nor-mous world,” he said, stretching his
arms to their full width, as though even so they could hardly clasp the billowy
universe, for when he was with Hirst he always felt unusually sanguine and
vague.</p>
<p>“I don’t think you altogether as foolish as I used to,
Hewet,” said Hirst. “You don’t know what you mean but you try
to say it.”</p>
<p>“But aren’t you enjoying yourself here?” asked Hewet.</p>
<p>“On the whole—yes,” said Hirst. “I like observing
people. I like looking at things. This country is amazingly beautiful. Did you
notice how the top of the mountain turned yellow to-night? Really we must take
our lunch and spend the day out. You’re getting disgustingly fat.”
He pointed at the calf of Hewet’s bare leg.</p>
<p>“We’ll get up an expedition,” said Hewet energetically.
“We’ll ask the entire hotel. We’ll hire donkeys
and—”</p>
<p>“Oh, Lord!” said Hirst, “do shut it! I can see Miss
Warrington and Miss Allan and Mrs. Elliot and the rest squatting on the stones
and quacking, ‘How jolly!’”</p>
<p>“We’ll ask Venning and Perrott and Miss Murgatroyd—every one
we can lay hands on,” went on Hewet. “What’s the name of the
little old grasshopper with the eyeglasses? Pepper?—Pepper shall lead
us.”</p>
<p>“Thank God, you’ll never get the donkeys,” said Hirst.</p>
<p>“I must make a note of that,” said Hewet, slowly dropping his feet
to the floor. “Hirst escorts Miss Warrington; Pepper advances alone on a
white ass; provisions equally distributed—or shall we hire a mule? The
matrons—there’s Mrs. Paley, by Jove!—share a carriage.”</p>
<p>“That’s where you’ll go wrong,” said Hirst.
“Putting virgins among matrons.”</p>
<p>“How long should you think that an expedition like that would take,
Hirst?” asked Hewet.</p>
<p>“From twelve to sixteen hours I would say,” said Hirst. “The
time usually occupied by a first confinement.”</p>
<p>“It will need considerable organisation,” said Hewet. He was now
padding softly round the room, and stopped to stir the books on the table. They
lay heaped one upon another.</p>
<p>“We shall want some poets too,” he remarked. “Not Gibbon; no;
d’you happen to have <i>Modern Love</i> or <i>John Donne</i>? You see, I
contemplate pauses when people get tired of looking at the view, and then it
would be nice to read something rather difficult aloud.”</p>
<p>“Mrs. Paley <i>will</i> enjoy herself,” said Hirst.</p>
<p>“Mrs. Paley will enjoy it certainly,” said Hewet. “It’s
one of the saddest things I know—the way elderly ladies cease to read
poetry. And yet how appropriate this is:</p>
<p class="poem">
I speak as one who plumbs<br/>
Life’s dim profound,<br/>
One who at length can sound<br/>
Clear views and certain.<br/>
But—after love what comes?<br/>
A scene that lours,<br/>
A few sad vacant hours,<br/>
And then, the Curtain.</p>
<p>I daresay Mrs. Paley is the only one of us who can really understand
that.”</p>
<p>“We’ll ask her,” said Hirst. “Please, Hewet, if you
must go to bed, draw my curtain. Few things distress me more than the
moonlight.”</p>
<p>Hewet retreated, pressing the poems of Thomas Hardy beneath his arm, and in
their beds next door to each other both the young men were soon asleep.</p>
<p>Between the extinction of Hewet’s candle and the rising of a dusky
Spanish boy who was the first to survey the desolation of the hotel in the
early morning, a few hours of silence intervened. One could almost hear a
hundred people breathing deeply, and however wakeful and restless it would have
been hard to escape sleep in the middle of so much sleep. Looking out of the
windows, there was only darkness to be seen. All over the shadowed half of the
world people lay prone, and a few flickering lights in empty streets marked the
places where their cities were built. Red and yellow omnibuses were crowding
each other in Piccadilly; sumptuous women were rocking at a standstill; but
here in the darkness an owl flitted from tree to tree, and when the breeze
lifted the branches the moon flashed as if it were a torch. Until all people
should awake again the houseless animals were abroad, the tigers and the stags,
and the elephants coming down in the darkness to drink at pools. The wind at
night blowing over the hills and woods was purer and fresher than the wind by
day, and the earth, robbed of detail, more mysterious than the earth coloured
and divided by roads and fields. For six hours this profound beauty existed,
and then as the east grew whiter and whiter the ground swam to the surface, the
roads were revealed, the smoke rose and the people stirred, and the sun shone
upon the windows of the hotel at Santa Marina until they were uncurtained, and
the gong blaring all through the house gave notice of breakfast.</p>
<p>Directly breakfast was over, the ladies as usual circled vaguely, picking up
papers and putting them down again, about the hall.</p>
<p>“And what are you going to do to-day?” asked Mrs. Elliot drifting
up against Miss Warrington.</p>
<p>Mrs. Elliot, the wife of Hughling the Oxford Don, was a short woman, whose
expression was habitually plaintive. Her eyes moved from thing to thing as
though they never found anything sufficiently pleasant to rest upon for any
length of time.</p>
<p>“I’m going to try to get Aunt Emma out into the town,” said
Susan. “She’s not seen a thing yet.”</p>
<p>“I call it so spirited of her at her age,” said Mrs. Elliot,
“coming all this way from her own fireside.”</p>
<p>“Yes, we always tell her she’ll die on board ship,” Susan
replied. “She was born on one,” she added.</p>
<p>“In the old days,” said Mrs. Elliot, “a great many people
were. I always pity the poor women so! We’ve got a lot to complain
of!” She shook her head. Her eyes wandered about the table, and she
remarked irrelevantly, “The poor little Queen of Holland! Newspaper
reporters practically, one may say, at her bedroom door!”</p>
<p>“Were you talking of the Queen of Holland?” said the pleasant voice
of Miss Allan, who was searching for the thick pages of <i>The Times</i> among
a litter of thin foreign sheets.</p>
<p>“I always envy any one who lives in such an excessively flat
country,” she remarked.</p>
<p>“How very strange!” said Mrs. Elliot. “I find a flat country
so depressing.”</p>
<p>“I’m afraid you can’t be very happy here then, Miss
Allan,” said Susan.</p>
<p>“On the contrary,” said Miss Allan, “I am exceedingly fond of
mountains.” Perceiving <i>The Times</i> at some distance, she moved off
to secure it.</p>
<p>“Well, I must find my husband,” said Mrs. Elliot, fidgeting away.</p>
<p>“And I must go to my aunt,” said Miss Warrington, and taking up the
duties of the day they moved away.</p>
<p>Whether the flimsiness of foreign sheets and the coarseness of their type is
any proof of frivolity and ignorance, there is no doubt that English people
scarce consider news read there as news, any more than a programme bought from
a man in the street inspires confidence in what it says. A very respectable
elderly pair, having inspected the long tables of newspapers, did not think it
worth their while to read more than the headlines.</p>
<p>“The debate on the fifteenth should have reached us by now,” Mrs.
Thornbury murmured. Mr. Thornbury, who was beautifully clean and had red rubbed
into his handsome worn face like traces of paint on a weather-beaten wooden
figure, looked over his glasses and saw that Miss Allan had <i>The Times</i>.</p>
<p>The couple therefore sat themselves down in arm-chairs and waited.</p>
<p>“Ah, there’s Mr. Hewet,” said Mrs. Thornbury. “Mr.
Hewet,” she continued, “do come and sit by us. I was telling my
husband how much you reminded me of a dear old friend of mine—Mary
Umpleby. She was a most delightful woman, I assure you. She grew roses. We used
to stay with her in the old days.”</p>
<p>“No young man likes to have it said that he resembles an elderly
spinster,” said Mr. Thornbury.</p>
<p>“On the contrary,” said Mr. Hewet, “I always think it a
compliment to remind people of some one else. But Miss Umpleby—why did
she grow roses?”</p>
<p>“Ah, poor thing,” said Mrs. Thornbury, “that’s a long
story. She had gone through dreadful sorrows. At one time I think she would
have lost her senses if it hadn’t been for her garden. The soil was very
much against her—a blessing in disguise; she had to be up at
dawn—out in all weathers. And then there are creatures that eat roses.
But she triumphed. She always did. She was a brave soul.” She sighed
deeply but at the same time with resignation.</p>
<p>“I did not realise that I was monopolising the paper,” said Miss
Allan, coming up to them.</p>
<p>“We were so anxious to read about the debate,” said Mrs. Thornbury,
accepting it on behalf of her husband.</p>
<p>“One doesn’t realise how interesting a debate can be until one has
sons in the navy. My interests are equally balanced, though; I have sons in the
army too; and one son who makes speeches at the Union—my baby!”</p>
<p>“Hirst would know him, I expect,” said Hewet.</p>
<p>“Mr. Hirst has such an interesting face,” said Mrs. Thornbury.
“But I feel one ought to be very clever to talk to him. Well,
William?” she enquired, for Mr. Thornbury grunted.</p>
<p>“They’re making a mess of it,” said Mr. Thornbury. He had
reached the second column of the report, a spasmodic column, for the Irish
members had been brawling three weeks ago at Westminster over a question of
naval efficiency. After a disturbed paragraph or two, the column of print once
more ran smoothly.</p>
<p>“You have read it?” Mrs. Thornbury asked Miss Allan.</p>
<p>“No, I am ashamed to say I have only read about the discoveries in
Crete,” said Miss Allan.</p>
<p>“Oh, but I would give so much to realise the ancient world!” cried
Mrs. Thornbury. “Now that we old people are alone,—we’re on
our second honeymoon,—I am really going to put myself to school again.
After all we are <i>founded</i> on the past, aren’t we, Mr. Hewet? My
soldier son says that there is still a great deal to be learnt from Hannibal.
One ought to know so much more than one does. Somehow when I read the paper, I
begin with the debates first, and, before I’ve done, the door always
opens—we’re a very large party at home—and so one never does
think enough about the ancients and all they’ve done for us. But
<i>you</i> begin at the beginning, Miss Allan.”</p>
<p>“When I think of the Greeks I think of them as naked black men,”
said Miss Allan, “which is quite incorrect, I’m sure.”</p>
<p>“And you, Mr. Hirst?” said Mrs. Thornbury, perceiving that the
gaunt young man was near. “I’m sure you read everything.”</p>
<p>“I confine myself to cricket and crime,” said Hirst. “The
worst of coming from the upper classes,” he continued, “is that
one’s friends are never killed in railway accidents.”</p>
<p>Mr. Thornbury threw down the paper, and emphatically dropped his eyeglasses.
The sheets fell in the middle of the group, and were eyed by them all.</p>
<p>“It’s not gone well?” asked his wife solicitously.</p>
<p>Hewet picked up one sheet and read, “A lady was walking yesterday in the
streets of Westminster when she perceived a cat in the window of a deserted
house. The famished animal—”</p>
<p>“I shall be out of it anyway,” Mr. Thornbury interrupted peevishly.</p>
<p>“Cats are often forgotten,” Miss Allan remarked.</p>
<p>“Remember, William, the Prime Minister has reserved his answer,”
said Mrs. Thornbury.</p>
<p>“At the age of eighty, Mr. Joshua Harris of Eeles Park, Brondesbury, has
had a son,” said Hirst.</p>
<p>“. . . The famished animal, which had been noticed by workmen for some
days, was rescued, but—by Jove! it bit the man’s hand to
pieces!”</p>
<p>“Wild with hunger, I suppose,” commented Miss Allan.</p>
<p>“You’re all neglecting the chief advantage of being abroad,”
said Mr. Hughling Elliot, who had joined the group. “You might read your
news in French, which is equivalent to reading no news at all.”</p>
<p>Mr. Elliot had a profound knowledge of Coptic, which he concealed as far as
possible, and quoted French phrases so exquisitely that it was hard to believe
that he could also speak the ordinary tongue. He had an immense respect for the
French.</p>
<p>“Coming?” he asked the two young men. “We ought to start
before it’s really hot.”</p>
<p>“I beg of you not to walk in the heat, Hugh,” his wife pleaded,
giving him an angular parcel enclosing half a chicken and some raisins.</p>
<p>“Hewet will be our barometer,” said Mr. Elliot. “He will melt
before I shall.” Indeed, if so much as a drop had melted off his spare
ribs, the bones would have lain bare. The ladies were left alone now,
surrounding <i>The Times</i> which lay upon the floor. Miss Allan looked at her
father’s watch.</p>
<p>“Ten minutes to eleven,” she observed.</p>
<p>“Work?” asked Mrs. Thornbury.</p>
<p>“Work,” replied Miss Allan.</p>
<p>“What a fine creature she is!” murmured Mrs. Thornbury, as the
square figure in its manly coat withdrew.</p>
<p>“And I’m sure she has a hard life,” sighed Mrs. Elliot.</p>
<p>“Oh, it <i>is</i> a hard life,” said Mrs. Thornbury.
“Unmarried women—earning their livings—it’s the hardest
life of all.”</p>
<p>“Yet she seems pretty cheerful,” said Mrs. Elliot.</p>
<p>“It must be very interesting,” said Mrs. Thornbury. “I envy
her her knowledge.”</p>
<p>“But that isn’t what women want,” said Mrs. Elliot.</p>
<p>“I’m afraid it’s all a great many can hope to have,”
sighed Mrs. Thornbury. “I believe that there are more of us than ever
now. Sir Harley Lethbridge was telling me only the other day how difficult it
is to find boys for the navy—partly because of their teeth, it is true.
And I have heard young women talk quite openly of—”</p>
<p>“Dreadful, dreadful!” exclaimed Mrs. Elliot. “The crown, as
one may call it, of a woman’s life. I, who know what it is to be
childless—” she sighed and ceased.</p>
<p>“But we must not be hard,” said Mrs. Thornbury. “The
conditions are so much changed since I was a young woman.”</p>
<p>“Surely <i>maternity</i> does not change,” said Mrs. Elliot.</p>
<p>“In some ways we can learn a great deal from the young,” said Mrs.
Thornbury. “I learn so much from my own daughters.”</p>
<p>“I believe that Hughling really doesn’t mind,” said Mrs.
Elliot. “But then he has his work.”</p>
<p>“Women without children can do so much for the children of others,”
observed Mrs. Thornbury gently.</p>
<p>“I sketch a great deal,” said Mrs. Elliot, “but that
isn’t really an occupation. It’s so disconcerting to find girls
just beginning doing better than one does oneself! And nature’s
difficult—very difficult!”</p>
<p>“Are there not institutions—clubs—that you could help?”
asked Mrs. Thornbury.</p>
<p>“They are so exhausting,” said Mrs. Elliot. “I look strong,
because of my colour; but I’m not; the youngest of eleven never
is.”</p>
<p>“If the mother is careful before,” said Mrs. Thornbury judicially,
“there is no reason why the size of the family should make any
difference. And there is no training like the training that brothers and
sisters give each other. I am sure of that. I have seen it with my own
children. My eldest boy Ralph, for instance—”</p>
<p>But Mrs. Elliot was inattentive to the elder lady’s experience, and her
eyes wandered about the hall.</p>
<p>“My mother had two miscarriages, I know,” she said suddenly.
“The first because she met one of those great dancing bears—they
shouldn’t be allowed; the other—it was a horrid story—our
cook had a child and there was a dinner party. So I put my dyspepsia down to
that.”</p>
<p>“And a miscarriage is so much worse than a confinement,” Mrs.
Thornbury murmured absentmindedly, adjusting her spectacles and picking up
<i>The Times</i>. Mrs. Elliot rose and fluttered away.</p>
<p>When she had heard what one of the million voices speaking in the paper had to
say, and noticed that a cousin of hers had married a clergyman at
Minehead—ignoring the drunken women, the golden animals of Crete, the
movements of battalions, the dinners, the reforms, the fires, the indignant,
the learned and benevolent, Mrs. Thornbury went upstairs to write a letter for
the mail.</p>
<p>The paper lay directly beneath the clock, the two together seeming to represent
stability in a changing world. Mr. Perrott passed through; Mr. Venning poised
for a second on the edge of a table. Mrs. Paley was wheeled past. Susan
followed. Mr. Venning strolled after her. Portuguese military families, their
clothes suggesting late rising in untidy bedrooms, trailed across, attended by
confidential nurses carrying noisy children. As midday drew on, and the sun
beat straight upon the roof, an eddy of great flies droned in a circle; iced
drinks were served under the palms; the long blinds were pulled down with a
shriek, turning all the light yellow. The clock now had a silent hall to tick
in, and an audience of four or five somnolent merchants. By degrees white
figures with shady hats came in at the door, admitting a wedge of the hot
summer day, and shutting it out again. After resting in the dimness for a
minute, they went upstairs. Simultaneously, the clock wheezed one, and the gong
sounded, beginning softly, working itself into a frenzy, and ceasing. There was
a pause. Then all those who had gone upstairs came down; cripples came,
planting both feet on the same step lest they should slip; prim little girls
came, holding the nurse’s finger; fat old men came still buttoning
waistcoats. The gong had been sounded in the garden, and by degrees recumbent
figures rose and strolled in to eat, since the time had come for them to feed
again. There were pools and bars of shade in the garden even at midday, where
two or three visitors could lie working or talking at their ease.</p>
<p>Owing to the heat of the day, luncheon was generally a silent meal, when people
observed their neighbors and took stock of any new faces there might be,
hazarding guesses as to who they were and what they did. Mrs. Paley, although
well over seventy and crippled in the legs, enjoyed her food and the
peculiarities of her fellow-beings. She was seated at a small table with Susan.</p>
<p>“I shouldn’t like to say what <i>she</i> is!” she chuckled,
surveying a tall woman dressed conspicuously in white, with paint in the
hollows of her cheeks, who was always late, and always attended by a shabby
female follower, at which remark Susan blushed, and wondered why her aunt said
such things.</p>
<p>Lunch went on methodically, until each of the seven courses was left in
fragments and the fruit was merely a toy, to be peeled and sliced as a child
destroys a daisy, petal by petal. The food served as an extinguisher upon any
faint flame of the human spirit that might survive the midday heat, but Susan
sat in her room afterwards, turning over and over the delightful fact that Mr.
Venning had come to her in the garden, and had sat there quite half an hour
while she read aloud to her aunt. Men and women sought different corners where
they could lie unobserved, and from two to four it might be said without
exaggeration that the hotel was inhabited by bodies without souls. Disastrous
would have been the result if a fire or a death had suddenly demanded something
heroic of human nature, but tragedies come in the hungry hours. Towards four
o’clock the human spirit again began to lick the body, as a flame licks a
black promontory of coal. Mrs. Paley felt it unseemly to open her toothless jaw
so widely, though there was no one near, and Mrs. Elliot surveyed her round
flushed face anxiously in the looking-glass.</p>
<p>Half an hour later, having removed the traces of sleep, they met each other in
the hall, and Mrs. Paley observed that she was going to have her tea.</p>
<p>“You like your tea too, don’t you?” she said, and invited
Mrs. Elliot, whose husband was still out, to join her at a special table which
she had placed for her under a tree.</p>
<p>“A little silver goes a long way in this country,” she chuckled.</p>
<p>She sent Susan back to fetch another cup.</p>
<p>“They have such excellent biscuits here,” she said, contemplating a
plateful. “Not sweet biscuits, which I don’t like—dry
biscuits . . . Have you been sketching?”</p>
<p>“Oh, I’ve done two or three little daubs,” said Mrs. Elliot,
speaking rather louder than usual. “But it’s so difficult after
Oxfordshire, where there are so many trees. The light’s so strong here.
Some people admire it, I know, but I find it very fatiguing.”</p>
<p>“I really don’t need cooking, Susan,” said Mrs. Paley, when
her niece returned. “I must trouble you to move me.” Everything had
to be moved. Finally the old lady was placed so that the light wavered over
her, as though she were a fish in a net. Susan poured out tea, and was just
remarking that they were having hot weather in Wiltshire too, when Mr. Venning
asked whether he might join them.</p>
<p>“It’s so nice to find a young man who doesn’t despise
tea,” said Mrs. Paley, regaining her good humour. “One of my
nephews the other day asked for a glass of sherry—at five o’clock!
I told him he could get it at the public house round the corner, but not in my
drawing room.”</p>
<p>“I’d rather go without lunch than tea,” said Mr. Venning.
“That’s not strictly true. I want both.”</p>
<p>Mr. Venning was a dark young man, about thirty-two years of age, very slapdash
and confident in his manner, although at this moment obviously a little
excited. His friend Mr. Perrott was a barrister, and as Mr. Perrott refused to
go anywhere without Mr. Venning it was necessary, when Mr. Perrott came to
Santa Marina about a Company, for Mr. Venning to come too. He was a barrister
also, but he loathed a profession which kept him indoors over books, and
directly his widowed mother died he was going, so he confided to Susan, to take
up flying seriously, and become partner in a large business for making
aeroplanes. The talk rambled on. It dealt, of course, with the beauties and
singularities of the place, the streets, the people, and the quantities of
unowned yellow dogs.</p>
<p>“Don’t you think it dreadfully cruel the way they treat dogs in
this country?” asked Mrs. Paley.</p>
<p>“I’d have ’em all shot,” said Mr. Venning.</p>
<p>“Oh, but the darling puppies,” said Susan.</p>
<p>“Jolly little chaps,” said Mr. Venning. “Look here,
you’ve got nothing to eat.” A great wedge of cake was handed Susan
on the point of a trembling knife. Her hand trembled too as she took it.</p>
<p>“I have such a dear dog at home,” said Mrs. Elliot.</p>
<p>“My parrot can’t stand dogs,” said Mrs. Paley, with the air
of one making a confidence. “I always suspect that he (or she) was teased
by a dog when I was abroad.”</p>
<p>“You didn’t get far this morning, Miss Warrington,” said Mr.
Venning.</p>
<p>“It was hot,” she answered. Their conversation became private,
owing to Mrs. Paley’s deafness and the long sad history which Mrs. Elliot
had embarked upon of a wire-haired terrier, white with just one black spot,
belonging to an uncle of hers, which had committed suicide. “Animals do
commit suicide,” she sighed, as if she asserted a painful fact.</p>
<p>“Couldn’t we explore the town this evening?” Mr. Venning
suggested.</p>
<p>“My aunt—” Susan began.</p>
<p>“You deserve a holiday,” he said. “You’re always doing
things for other people.”</p>
<p>“But that’s my life,” she said, under cover of refilling the
teapot.</p>
<p>“That’s no one’s life,” he returned, “no young
person’s. You’ll come?”</p>
<p>“I should like to come,” she murmured.</p>
<p>At this moment Mrs. Elliot looked up and exclaimed, “Oh, Hugh! He’s
bringing some one,” she added.</p>
<p>“He would like some tea,” said Mrs. Paley. “Susan, run and
get some cups—there are the two young men.”</p>
<p>“We’re thirsting for tea,” said Mr. Elliot. “You know
Mr. Ambrose, Hilda? We met on the hill.”</p>
<p>“He dragged me in,” said Ridley, “or I should have been
ashamed. I’m dusty and dirty and disagreeable.” He pointed to his
boots which were white with dust, while a dejected flower drooping in his
buttonhole, like an exhausted animal over a gate, added to the effect of length
and untidiness. He was introduced to the others. Mr. Hewet and Mr. Hirst
brought chairs, and tea began again, Susan pouring cascades of water from pot
to pot, always cheerfully, and with the competence of long use.</p>
<p>“My wife’s brother,” Ridley explained to Hilda, whom he
failed to remember, “has a house here, which he has lent us. I was
sitting on a rock thinking of nothing at all when Elliot started up like a
fairy in a pantomime.”</p>
<p>“Our chicken got into the salt,” Hewet said dolefully to Susan.
“Nor is it true that bananas include moisture as well as
sustenance.”</p>
<p>Hirst was already drinking.</p>
<p>“We’ve been cursing you,” said Ridley in answer to Mrs.
Elliot’s kind enquiries about his wife. “You tourists eat up all
the eggs, Helen tells me. That’s an eye-sore too”—he nodded
his head at the hotel. “Disgusting luxury, I call it. We live with pigs
in the drawing-room.”</p>
<p>“The food is not at all what it ought to be, considering the
price,” said Mrs. Paley seriously. “But unless one goes to a hotel
where is one to go to?”</p>
<p>“Stay at home,” said Ridley. “I often wish I had! Everyone
ought to stay at home. But, of course, they won’t.”</p>
<p>Mrs. Paley conceived a certain grudge against Ridley, who seemed to be
criticising her habits after an acquaintance of five minutes.</p>
<p>“I believe in foreign travel myself,” she stated, “if one
knows one’s native land, which I think I can honestly say I do. I should
not allow any one to travel until they had visited Kent and
Dorsetshire—Kent for the hops, and Dorsetshire for its old stone
cottages. There is nothing to compare with them here.”</p>
<p>“Yes—I always think that some people like the flat and other people
like the downs,” said Mrs. Elliot rather vaguely.</p>
<p>Hirst, who had been eating and drinking without interruption, now lit a
cigarette, and observed, “Oh, but we’re all agreed by this time
that nature’s a mistake. She’s either very ugly, appallingly
uncomfortable, or absolutely terrifying. I don’t know which alarms me
most—a cow or a tree. I once met a cow in a field by night. The creature
looked at me. I assure you it turned my hair grey. It’s a disgrace that
the animals should be allowed to go at large.”</p>
<p>“And what did the cow think of <i>him</i>?” Venning mumbled to
Susan, who immediately decided in her own mind that Mr. Hirst was a dreadful
young man, and that although he had such an air of being clever he probably
wasn’t as clever as Arthur, in the ways that really matter.</p>
<p>“Wasn’t it Wilde who discovered the fact that nature makes no
allowance for hip-bones?” enquired Hughling Elliot. He knew by this time
exactly what scholarships and distinction Hirst enjoyed, and had formed a very
high opinion of his capacities.</p>
<p>But Hirst merely drew his lips together very tightly and made no reply.</p>
<p>Ridley conjectured that it was now permissible for him to take his leave.
Politeness required him to thank Mrs. Elliot for his tea, and to add, with a
wave of his hand, “You must come up and see us.”</p>
<p>The wave included both Hirst and Hewet, and Hewet answered, “I should
like it immensely.”</p>
<p>The party broke up, and Susan, who had never felt so happy in her life, was
just about to start for her walk in the town with Arthur, when Mrs. Paley
beckoned her back. She could not understand from the book how Double Demon
patience is played; and suggested that if they sat down and worked it out
together it would fill up the time nicely before dinner.</p>
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