<h2><SPAN name="XXXIII" id="XXXIII">STORY XXXIII</SPAN><br/> <span>UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE CAMEL</span></h2></div>
<p>"What sort of an adventure do you think you will have to-day,
Uncle Wiggily?" asked the muskrat lady housekeeper of
the bunny rabbit as he hopped away from the hollow stump bungalow
one morning.</p>
<p>"Well, Nurse Jane, I hardly know," was the answer. "I may
meet with some of those queer circus animals again."</p>
<p>"I hope you do," Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy said, as she tied her
whiskers in a bow knot, for she was going to dust the furniture
that day. "The circus animals are very kind to you. And it is
strange, for some of them are such savage jungle beasts."</p>
<p>"Yes," spoke the bunny gentleman, "I am glad to say the
circus animals were kind and gentle. More so than the Pipsisewah
or Skeezicks. But then, you see, the circus animals
have been taught to be kind and good—that is, most of them."</p>
<p>"I hope you never meet the other sort—the kind that will
want to nibble your ears!" exclaimed Nurse Jane as Uncle Wiggily
put his tall silk hat on front-side before and started off
with his red, white and blue striped rheumatism crutch under
his paw.</p>
<p>"I hope nothing happens to him," sighed Nurse Jane as she
went in to put the dishes to bed in the china closet.</p>
<p>But something was going to happen to Uncle Wiggily. You
shall hear all about it.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_222" id="Page_222">[Pg 222]</SPAN></span>
On and on through the woods hopped the bunny rabbit gentleman,
looking first on one side of the path and then on the
other for an adventure. He was beginning to think he would
never find one when, all of a sudden, he heard a rustling in the
bushes, and a voice said:</p>
<p>"Oh, dear! I can't go a hop farther! I'm so tired, and my
bundle is so heavy. I guess I'm getting old!"</p>
<p>"Ha! That sounds like trouble of the old-fashioned sort!"
murmured Uncle Wiggily to himself. "I may be able to give
some help, as long as it isn't the fox or wolf, and it doesn't
sound like them."</p>
<p>The bunny gentleman peered through the trees and, sitting
on a flat stump, he saw an old gentleman cat, looking quite sad
and forlorn.</p>
<p>"Hello, Mr. Cat!" called Uncle Wiggily, cheerfully, as he
hopped over toward the stump. "What's the trouble?"</p>
<p>"Oh, lots of trouble!" mewed the cat. "You see I'm a peddler.
I go about from place to place selling pins and needles
and things the lady animals need when they sew. Here is my
pack," and he pointed to a large bundle on the ground near the
stump.</p>
<p>"But what is the matter?" asked the bunny gentleman.
"Don't the animal ladies buy your needles, pins and spools of
thread? Just step around and see Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy,
my muskrat lady housekeeper. She is always sewing and mending.
She'll buy things from your pack."</p>
<p>"Oh, it isn't <i>selling</i> them that's the trouble," said Mr. Cat.
"But I am getting so old and stiff that I can hardly carry the
pack on my back any longer. I have to sit down and rest because
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_223" id="Page_223">[Pg 223]</SPAN></span>
my back aches so much. Oh, how tired I am! What a weary world this is!"</p>
<p>"Oh, don't say that!" laughed Uncle Wiggily, who felt quite
cheerful that morning. "See how the sun shines!"</p>
<p>"It only makes it so much hotter for me to carry the pack on
my back," sighed the cat.</p>
<p>"Ha! That is where I can help you!" exclaimed Mr. Longears.
"I am quite well and strong, except for a little rheumatism
now and then. That, however, doesn't bother me now, so
I'll carry your peddler's pack for you."</p>
<p>"Will you? That's very kind!" said the cat. "Perhaps I
may be able to do you a favor some day."</p>
<p>"Oh, that will be all right!" laughed the bunny, as he
twinkled his pink nose. "Come along, we'll travel together and
perhaps find an adventure."</p>
<p>Uncle Wiggily slung the cat-peddler's pack up on his back,
the pussy carried the bunny's crutch, and so off they started together
through the woods. They had not gone very far, and
the bunny was wondering whether he could not sell Nurse Jane
a lot of pins to help the poor cat when, all of a sudden, a loud,
snarling sort of voice cried out:</p>
<p>"Oh, where can I find some water? Oh, how much I need a
drink! I can go without one for seven days, but this is the
eighth and if I don't see some water soon I don't know what
will happen!"</p>
<p>"I wonder who that is?" asked the peddler cat.</p>
<p>"I don't know, but we'll soon find out," spoke Mr. Longears.</p>
<p>They looked through the bushes and there they saw a very
strange animal, and not what you would call pretty, either.
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_224" id="Page_224">[Pg 224]</SPAN></span>
This animal had a long neck, bent like the letter U, and his face
looked as though he had rolled over on it in his sleep. But the
queerest part of all was his back, on which were two humps,
like little mountains, running up to peaks.</p>
<p>"Oh, what a queer chap!" mewed the peddler cat.</p>
<p>"Hush, don't let him hear you!" whispered Uncle Wiggily.
"I think this is an animal from the circus."</p>
<p>"You are right—I am!" exclaimed the two-humped chap,
looking toward the bushes behind which Uncle Wiggily and the
cat were standing. "I heard what you said, too, Mr. Cat," the
odd chap went on. "But I don't mind. I'm a camel, and I'm
used to hearing folks say how queer I look. But I am in trouble
now. Oh, dear!"</p>
<p>"What's the matter?" asked Uncle Wiggily, kindly.</p>
<p>"I'm so thirsty," the camel said. "You see, I took a long
drink before I ran away from the circus, which I did, very foolishly,
as I wanted some adventures. Well, I'm having them, all
right! I've been lost in the woods, and, though I had enough
to eat I couldn't find a thing to drink. On the desert, where I
came from, I could find water once in a while. But here I'm
lost."</p>
<p>"And, though I am a camel," went on the humped creature,
"and can hold enough water in my stomach to last for several
days, now my time is up. I haven't had a drink for over seven
days, and unless I get one soon I don't know what will happen."</p>
<p>"Oh, I can take you to the duck pond and you can get a drink
there, Mr. Camel," Uncle Wiggily said, as he hopped out from
behind the bush.</p>
<p>"Oh, ho! What a funny chap you are!" snarled the camel,
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_225" id="Page_225">[Pg 225]</SPAN></span>
not that he was cross, only a snarl was his regular way of speaking.
"Are you a little camel?"</p>
<p>"Why, no, I'm not a camel," answered the bunny. "What
made you think so?"</p>
<p>"Because of that hump on your back," said the camel. "Some
of us camels have two humps, and some only one. But surely
you cannot be a one-humped camel! I never saw one with ears
so long!"</p>
<p>"Indeed, I'm not a camel!" laughed Uncle Wiggily. "I'm a
rabbit, and this pack that you see belongs to this poor peddler
cat, who is too tired to carry it. So I am carrying it for him."</p>
<p>"That is very kind of you," spoke the thirsty circus animal.
"In fact, it seems to me you are very fond of being kind, Mr.
Longears. You carry the cat's pack, and now you offer to
show me where to get a drink. And, if you can, I wish you would
soon lead me to water. I am very thirsty!"</p>
<p>"Follow me!" called Uncle Wiggily. Then he hopped off
through the woods, carrying the cat's peddler pack, and followed
by the two-humped camel, whose long neck swayed to
and fro like a clock pendulum, while his humps shook like two
bowls full of jelly.</p>
<p>Soon they came to the duck pond and there the camel put
his queer face down into the water and drank as much as he
pleased. He took a long time to drink, as camels always do,
for they must take enough into their stomachs to last for a week
in case they can not find more water before the end of seven
days.</p>
<p>The cat and Uncle Wiggily stood watching the camel, thinking
how queer and homely he was, but honest for all that, when,
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_226" id="Page_226">[Pg 226]</SPAN></span>
all of a sudden, out from behind a bush jumped the bad
old Pipsisewah!</p>
<p>"Wow! Wow! I've got you now!" howled the Pipsisewah.
"I'll nibble your ears now, Uncle Wiggily!"</p>
<p>The bunny rabbit gentleman started to run, but, because he
had strapped to his back the pack of the cat peddler, the bunny
could not hop fast at all.</p>
<p>"I'll get you! I'll get you!" cried the Pipsisewah.</p>
<p>"Oh dear! Oh dear!" sighed Uncle Wiggily, wondering
who was going to save him, for he knew the tired old cat
peddler couldn't.</p>
<p>And then, all of a sudden, the circus camel finished his long
drink, and, with a jolly snarl, he cried:</p>
<p>"Here! You let Uncle Wiggily alone!" Then with his
broad foot, made big and wide so it would not sink into the
soft sand of the desert, the camel stepped on the tail of the
Pipsisewah, holding him back so he couldn't chase Uncle
Wiggily.</p>
<p>"Wow! Wow!" howled the Pip.</p>
<p>"Ha! Ha!" laughed the peddler cat. "Oh, mew!"</p>
<p>"Just wait until I get loose, and I'll chase you, too!" cried
the Pipsisewah to the cat. "Just wait!"</p>
<p>"Don't be afraid!" said the camel, with a smile which made
him look more homely than before, though this didn't matter.
"Here, Uncle Wiggily, hop up on my back, between my two
humps! You, too, Mr. Cat, jump up on my back. You and the
bunny gentleman can sit there as the people of the desert used
to ride me before I joined the circus. Hop up, my kind friends,
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_227" id="Page_227">[Pg 227]</SPAN></span>
and I'll soon carry you safe out of these woods. I can go fast,
now that I have had a big drink of water. Hop up!"</p>
<p>Uncle Wiggily, with the cat's pack, hopped up on the back
of the camel. The cat, too, sprang up. All the while the camel
kept his broad foot on the tail of the Pipsisewah, so the bad
animal couldn't get loose. And when the bunny and cat were
safe in place, snuggled down in between the camel's humps,
the queer creature started off, letting go the tail of the Pip.</p>
<p>"Ha! Now you can't get us!" mewed the cat, looking down
from the camel's back.</p>
<p>"Just you wait! I'll get Uncle Wiggily yet, and you too!"
the Pip howled. "And I'll fix you, Mr. Camel, for stepping
on my tail!"</p>
<p>"Pooh! Nonsense!" snarled the camel, "Uncle Wiggily
helped me by showing me where to find water, and now I am
helping him." And away he went, quite fast, indeed, for such
a queer chap.</p>
<p>And the old Pip skipped away to put some soft moss on his
sore tail.</p>
<p>"Isn't this jolly!" laughed Uncle Wiggily, twinkling his
pink nose. "I never expected to have a ride on the back of a
camel! It's just like a circus parade! I wish Nurse Jane
could see me!"</p>
<p>And the muskrat lady did, for the kind camel gave Uncle
Wiggily a ride all the way home to the bunny's hollow stump
bungalow, and when the muskrat lady housekeeper saw Mr.
Longears up between the two humps she cried:</p>
<p>"My land sakes flopsy dub and a basket of soap bubbles!
What will happen next?"</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_228" id="Page_228">[Pg 228]</SPAN></span>
"I don't know," laughed Uncle Wiggily.</p>
<p>"As for me, I am going back to the circus," the camel said.
And he did. The peddler cat, after selling Nurse Jane some
sewing silk, stayed for some time with Mr. Longears, getting
rested so he would be strong enough to carry his own pack of
needles, pins and thread. And as for the bunny—well, he
had more adventures, of course.</p>
<p>And the next one will be about Uncle Wiggily and the wild
rabbit—that is if the teaspoon doesn't take the cork out of
the bottle of bitter medicine and give it to the rag doll to make
mud pies with.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_229" id="Page_229">[Pg 229]</SPAN></span></p>
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