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<h2 class="nobreak"><small>TWO</small><br/> The Princess Who Could Not Cry</h2>
<p class="drop-cap">THERE was once a little princess who could
not cry.</p>
<p>That wouldn’t have mattered so very much, but
the trouble was that she laughed at everything,
often on the most unsuitable occasions, and this
was an extremely vexing and awkward habit,
especially for a princess.</p>
<p>Her parents were very troubled about it, and
they called in a wise old fairy in order to get her
advice. She went into the matter thoroughly, and
finally told them that if the princess could only
once be made to cry, the spell would be broken for
ever and she would thenceforward be just like
other people.</p>
<p>This wasn’t particularly helpful, but it gave
them some hope, and they immediately set about
the task of making the princess weep. Of course
it was a rather difficult matter, because naturally
they didn’t want her to be really miserable, and
they hardly knew how to begin. Finally they
offered a reward of five hundred crowns to
anybody who should succeed in making their
daughter cry without doing her any harm.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_20" id="Page_20">[20]</SPAN></span>Wise men came from all over the kingdom to
see what they could do, and many things were
tried, but all to no purpose.</p>
<p>One of them suggested that she should be shut
up in a room by herself and fed on bread and
water for a whole week. The queen thought this
very cruel, but the king persuaded her to try it.
She insisted, however, that at any rate it should
be bread and <i>milk</i>. But every time they came to
bring the princess her basin of bread and milk
they found her laughing, and at the end of the
week she was still as cheerful as ever.</p>
<p>“Look,” she said, “my feet have grown so thin
that I can’t keep my slippers on.” And she kicked
her foot into the air and sent her slipper flying
across the room, and laughed to see the scandalised
face of the butler.</p>
<p>But her mother burst into tears. “My poor
starved lamb,” she said, “they shall not treat you
so any longer.” And she rushed into the kitchen
and ordered soup and chicken and pink jelly to be
sent up to the princess for her next meal.</p>
<p>Another wise man came who said that for six
months he had been practising pulling the most
awful faces and making the most terrible noises
imaginable, in order to be able to cure the princess.
Children, he said, were so frightened by him that
they had to be carried shrieking and howling
from the room, and even grown-up people were<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_21" id="Page_21">[21]</SPAN></span>
so terrified that they wept aloud. He requested
that he might be left alone with the princess; but
the queen waited outside the door and listened.</p>
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<p>She trembled with anxiety as she stood there,
for the noises the wise man made were so bloodcurdling
that she could hardly bear to hear them
herself, and it seemed dreadful that her child
should be left alone to endure such a trial. But
in a few minutes she heard peals of laughter coming
from inside the room, and presently the wise
man opened the door. He was quite done up, and
blue in the face, with the efforts he had been
making. “It’s no use,” he said rather crossly.
“No use at all,” and went away looking much
annoyed.</p>
<p>The princess came running out to her mother.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_22" id="Page_22">[22]</SPAN></span>“Oh, he <i>was</i> a funny man,” she said. “Can’t
he come and do it again?”</p>
<p>Another wise man suggested that all her
favourite toys should be broken up. But when
he went into the nursery and began smashing her
beautiful dolls and playthings, the princess
clapped her hands and jumped about and laughed
more heartily than ever.</p>
<p>“What fun, what fun,” she said, and she too
began throwing the things about. So that plan
had to be given up also.</p>
<p>Other wise men came, but as many of their
suggestions were cruel and unkind ones, naturally
the king and queen would not hear of them,
and at last they began to fear that nothing could
be done.</p>
<p>Now in a small village on the borders of the
king’s great park, there lived a widow with her
little daughter Marigold.</p>
<p>They were very poor, and the mother earned
what she could by doing odd jobs of washing,
sewing, or cleaning for her neighbours. But
she fell ill, and poor Marigold was in great
trouble, for she had no money to buy comforts
for her mother.</p>
<p>Their little savings had to go for food to keep
them alive, and every day these grew less and less.</p>
<p>Marigold knew all about the little princess at
the castle. She had often heard speak of her, and<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_23" id="Page_23">[23]</SPAN></span>
had even seen her sometimes riding about the
roads on her white pony. And one day as she
was cooking the midday meal an idea came into
her head.</p>
<p>As soon as dinner was over, she put on her hat
and cloak and told her mother that she was going
up to the king’s palace to see if she could make
the princess cry and so earn the five hundred
crowns.</p>
<p>Her mother did her best to persuade her not
to go.</p>
<p>“How can you hope to succeed,” she said, “when
so many clever people have tried and failed? You
are my own dear little Marigold, but it is useless
for you to attempt such a task. Give it up, my
child.”</p>
<p>But Marigold was determined, and when her
mother saw this she said no more, but lay and
watched her rather sadly as she set bravely off
for the castle with her little basket over her arm.</p>
<p>When Marigold came to the castle gates she
felt frightened. The gates were so big and she
was so small. But she thought of her mother and
of the five hundred crowns which would buy her
everything she needed, and she stood on tiptoe on
the top step and pulled the bell handle so hard that
she was quite frightened at the noise it made.</p>
<p>A very grand footman opened the door, and
when he saw Marigold standing there in her<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_24" id="Page_24">[24]</SPAN></span>
woollen frock and cloak with her little basket, he
said, “Back entrance!” in a loud, cross voice, and
shut the door in her face.</p>
<p>So she went round to the back entrance. This
time the door was opened by a red-faced kitchen-maid.
“We’ve no dripping to give away to-day,”
she said, and she too was about to shut the door.</p>
<p>But the queen happened to be in the kitchen
giving her orders for the day, and she saw Marigold
through the window. She came to the
window and called to her.</p>
<p>“What is it, my child?” she asked, for Marigold
stood there looking the picture of unhappiness.</p>
<p>“I’ve come to make the princess cry, please
your Majesty,” she said, and made a curtsey, for
the queen looked very magnificent with her crown
on her head and her lovely ermine train held up
over her arm to keep it off the kitchen floor.</p>
<p>When the queen heard what Marigold had
come for, she smiled and shook her head, for how
could a little country girl hope to do what so many
wise men had been unable to accomplish? But
Marigold was so earnest and so sure that she
could make the princess cry that at last the queen
promised to let her attempt it.</p>
<p>“You won’t hurt her?” she said. But she
smiled as she said it. Marigold had such a kind<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_25" id="Page_25">[25]</SPAN></span>
little face; she did not look as if she could hurt
any one.</p>
<p>She was taken to the princess’s apartments,
and the queen went with her into the nursery
and introduced her to the princess and explained
why she had come.</p>
<p>The princess was delighted to see a nice little
rosy-cheeked girl instead of the dull old men who
so often came to visit her. The queen shut the
door and left them alone together.</p>
<p>By this time the news of the little village girl
who had come to make the princess cry, had
spread all over the palace; and presently a whole
crowd of people were standing anxiously waiting
outside the nursery door.</p>
<p>“It’s such nonsense,” said the Chamberlain to
the Prime Minister. “A village child. I don’t
suppose she’s ever been outside the village.”</p>
<p>“Quite ridiculous,” whispered the ladies-in-waiting
to the court pages. “Do you think she
knows how to make a correct curtsey?”</p>
<p>At last the king and queen could stand the suspense
no longer. They quietly opened the door
and peeped in. And what do you think they saw?
The princess, standing at the table in the middle
of the room with Marigold’s basket in front of
her, busily peeling onions as hard as she could go,
while the tears streamed down her face all the
while. She was crying at last!</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_26" id="Page_26">[26]</SPAN></span>The king and queen rushed in and clasped her
in their arms, onions and all. The ladies-in-waiting
stood with their perfumed handkerchiefs
pressed to their noses, the pages tittered, and the
cook, who was standing at the bottom of the
stairs, muttered to himself when he heard the
news, “Well, <i>I</i> could have done that,” while the
Prime Minister rushed about the room with his wig
on one side and shook everybody violently by the
hand, exclaiming, “Wonderful, wonderful! And
so simple! We must get out a proclamation at once.
Where are my spectacles? Where is my pen?”</p>
<p>And so the princess was cured, and from that
time she became like everybody else and cried
when she was unhappy and laughed when she
was glad, though I am pleased to say that she
always laughed a great deal more than she cried.</p>
<p>As for Marigold, she got her five hundred
crowns, of course, and was able to give her
mother everything she needed, so that she was
soon quite well. The king and queen were most
grateful, and often invited her up to the palace to
play with their little daughter, and loaded her
with presents.</p>
<p>Because she was sweet and modest she didn’t
get spoiled, but grew up charming, kind and
beautiful. I did hear that in the end she married
a king’s son and that they had an onion for their
crest, but I’m not at all sure about that.</p>
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