<h2> <SPAN name="chp_22" id="chp_22"></SPAN>CHAPTER XXII </h2>
<h3> HARK! THE CONQUERING HERO COMES <br/> <br/> </h3>
<p>"What the dickens is this, anyway; a cemetery?" said Mr. Swiper,
poking the finding light this way and that as the car of a
thousand delights came slowly up toward the bend. "It's some
rocky road to Dublin, all right."</p>
<p>He cast the light along the dark road behind them and looked
apprehensively back as far as he could see. Evidently there was
no cause for fear there and he dropped the car of a thousand
delights into second gear and picked his way along the narrow,
rocky way, below the bend. "I guess it will be better when we get
around here," he said; "we have to watch our step in this jungle.
Nice place to build a church, huh?" He threw the finding light
upon the little edifice ahead and brightened the small
stained-glass window, casting a soft reflection upon Deacon
Small's slanting marble slab nearby.</p>
<p>The small figure in a gray sweater with a rather tough look, cap
drawn over his round face, who sat huddled up alongside the
driver seemed not to partake of the delights which the big car
claimed to furnish. He seemed chilled and very much worried. He
looked wistfully ahead at the graveyard where the strange, soft,
reflected light shone.</p>
<p>"The people around here haven't got any 'phones," he said.
"Anyways what's the use 'phoning Mr. Bartlett because he'll only
be in bed. If we're going straight to Bridgeboro, gee whiz,
what's the good of 'phoning? What's the use waking people up
around here, even if they have got 'phones? Gee whiz, you're
acting awful funny. Why didn't you ask me to 'phone when we were
passing through a village?"</p>
<p>"You're going to get out and 'phone when I tell you to; see?"
said our friend, the manual training teacher. "And you ain't
going to give me no sass neither, understand? I don't let kids
tell me my business."</p>
<p>"You just want to get rid of me, that's what," said Pee-wee.
"Gee, you might as well say what you mean, I'm not scared."</p>
<p>"Oh, ain't you? Well you do as I tell you and you'll be all
right. You do as I tell you if you want to get a ride home; see?
Mr. Bartlett and me are grown-up men, we are, and we know what's
the right way to do. When a kid is told to do something he's
gotter do it. You know so much about them scout kids; don't you
know that?</p>
<p>"I'll take care of this here car of Mr. Bartlett's. The next
house we come to I'm going to stop and let you out a little way
past it and you're going to show what you can do; you're going to
go back and 'phone to tell Mr. Bartlett we're on our way, and
I'll wait for you."</p>
<p>"You wanted me to do that at a house that was empty and where
there wasn't any 'phone; I could tell because there weren't any
wires. Do you think scouts can't see things? You just want to get
rid of me, that's all. You want to get rid of me where there
aren't any 'phones or people or anything. Gee, maybe I'm not as
strong as you, but anyway I know what you're up to, that's one
sure thing."</p>
<p>"Are you going to do as I tell you?"</p>
<p>"I'm a scout and I'm not going to get out till you put me out, so
there."</p>
<p>Slowly the big car moved up the rocky hill and around the bend
and the finding light which had been focused on the church
shifted its area of distant brightness until Mr. Swiper turned it
off just as the two big headlights threw their glare along the
straight level road.
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<SPAN name="image_3" id="image_3"></SPAN> <ANTIMG src="images/image_3.jpg" alt=""The road is closed,"; said Peter." title=
""THE ROAD IS CLOSED,"; SAID PETER." /></p>
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<span class="smcap">"The road is closed," said Peter.</span>
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<p>The small figure in the shabby gray sweater and tough looking cap
was nervous and apprehensive and angry with a righteous anger.
But he did not tremble like the poor little lonely figure waiting
in the darkness with eyes fixed upon those two dazzling, glaring
eyes. Five-o-seven-nine-two. There it is, Peter; read it again as
the car draws nearer to make sure. Yes, that is a <i>five</i>.
Five-o-seven-nine-two. Don't you see the little gilt eagle on the
radiator? He trembled, oh how he trembled.</p>
<p>"Looker here, you kid," said the driver to the huddled up figure
beside him; "I once croaked a boy scout that didn't do what I
told him. Do you see? I <i>croaked</i> him. No scout kid can put
anything over on me; I won't have any kids interfering with my
plans--"</p>
<p>Oh yes you will, Mr. Swiper. You may have escaped from jail, the
authorities of a dozen states may be after you. But just the same
you are going to stop when a little trembling pioneer scout in
homespun pantaloons tells you to. Look ahead, where that dim
light is, Mr. Swiper, with the cropped hair. Do you see something
shining there, held in a little trembling hand? That is a knife,
Mr. Swiper. The trembling hand that holds that knife belongs to a
soul possessed, Mr. Swiper. He is crazed with a high resolve. See
how he shakes? Oh he is not thinking of <i>you</i>. He is
thinking of the car, Mr. Swiper. He is not himself at all and he
is going to slash your tires if you pass that rope, Mr. Swiper.
So you see?</p>
<p>For it is said that opportunity knocks once at everyone's door,
Mr. Swiper. It came to you on the ruins of that old school. And
it has come away down here, Mr. Swiper, and knocked on the door
of Peter Piper, pioneer scout, of Piper's Crossroads.
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