<h2> <SPAN name="chp_31" id="chp_31"></SPAN>CHAPTER XXXI </h2>
<h3> ALONE <br/> <br/> </h3>
<p>But there was one there who smiled almost fearfully, as if
doubting his privilege of mirth in that gay, strange company. He
smiled, not as one of them, but in silent awe, and did not dare
to laugh aloud. He hoped that they would not notice him and tell
him to go home. He had dreamed of some day seeing such wondrous
boys as these, and here they were before him, all about him, in
their natty khaki, self-possessed, unabashed, merry, free. Was
not that enough for Peter Piper of Piper's Crossroads?</p>
<p>Yes, that was enough, more than he had ever expected. It was like
the scene he had "pretended" out in the little barn when he had
presented himself with the fancied signalling badge.</p>
<p>Stealthily his hand moved to his ticking shirt and removed the
campaign button. For there before him was a boy with a real, a
<i>real</i>, signalling badge. His eyes were riveted upon that
badge; he could not take them from it. Suppose someone should ask
him about the button; why he was wearing it now that Harding and
Coolidge were in office? He would blush, he could not tell them.</p>
<p>He hoped that they would not notice him for he knew he could not
talk to them, that his voice would shake and that he would go to
pieces. Now that he saw them, joyous, uproarious, bantering,
wearing badges on their sleeves, he realized that what <i>he</i>
had done was nothing at all. He heard Scoutmaster Ned humorously
belittling the exploits of his own heroes. No, Peter Piper would
not step rashly into that bantering throng with that one exploit
of his own.</p>
<p>So he stood in the bay window, half concealed by the
old-fashioned melodeon, and watched them. Just gazed at them....</p>
<p>And when they all crowded out he lingered behind and whispered to
the music-master of the milk cans, "Don't tell them, Ham; please
don't tell them anything--about me."</p>
<p>And so the party made their way along the dark road and Peter
followed and heard the flattering comments and fraternal plans
involving the little hero from Bridgeboro. Evidently they were
going to keep Scout Harris with them and have him patented, from
what Peter overheard.</p>
<p>When they came to Peter's little home, Scoutmaster Ned discovered
and spoke to him while Pee-wee was making an enthusiastic
pronouncement about Jim Burton's Packard car.</p>
<p>"You live here, sonny?"</p>
<p>"Y--yes, sir," stammered Peter, quite taken aback.</p>
<p>"Well, now, I'll tell you what we're going to do. We're going to
roll this stalled car a little way into your yard to get it off
the road. All right?"</p>
<p>"Y--yes, sir."</p>
<p>"Then we're going on to where that little fellow lives. I have to
see his folks and he has to get some scout duds and junk and
stuff and then we're coming back. We ought to be here early in
the morning."</p>
<p>"Y--yes, sir."</p>
<p>"You just keep your eye out for that car, will you? It has a way
of disappearing."</p>
<p>"Y--yes, sir."</p>
<p>"I don't mean to watch it all the time, but just sort of have an
eye out. I'm taking this little jigger out of the distributer, so
no one could run the old bus anyway. But you just have an eye
out, will you?"</p>
<p>"Y--yes, sir," said Peter anxiously.</p>
<p>"That's the boy, and some fine day you'll have a couple of autos
of your own to worry about."</p>
<p>Peter smiled bashfully, happily. That was a wonderful joke. And a
real scoutmaster, just like the pictures, had said it to
<i>him</i>. He thought that, with the exception of Theodore
Roosevelt, Scoutmaster Ned was the most wonderful scout that ever
lived. He wondered how it would seem to know him all the time.
Peter had no idea what a distributer was, but he knew now that
<i>his</i> method of crippling an automobile was very crude. He
was glad they did not know so they could not laugh at him....</p>
<p>After the Packard car, with its noisy load, had started for that
fairy region where they had movie shows and things and where
Scout Harris lived, Peter was beset by an awful problem. He was
not sleepy, he would not be sleepy for at least a year after what
he had seen, and he intended to watch the car as it should be
watched. The question that puzzled him was whether he dared get
into it or whether he had better sit on the old carriage step. He
finally compromised by sitting on the running board. And there he
sat till the owl stopped shrieking and the first pale herald of
the dawn appeared in the sky.</p>
<p>And when the sun peaked over the top of Graveyard Hill and
painted the tombstones below with its fresh new light and showed
the gray frost of the autumn morning spread over the lonesome,
bleak fields, and finally cast its cheery light upon the tiny,
isolated home, it found Peter Piper, pioneer scout, of Piper's
Crossroads, seated there upon the running board of Scoutmaster
Ned's car, waiting for one more glimpse of those heroes....
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