<h2> <SPAN name="chp_33" id="chp_33"></SPAN>CHAPTER XXXIII </h2>
<h3> HARK! THE CONQUERING HERO COMES BACK <br/> <br/> </h3>
<p>We need not linger in Bridgeboro, the native haunt of Scout
Harris, and of Roy Blakeley and his Silver-plated Fox Patrol, and
the other celebrities of Pee-wee's troop. For the adventures of
these world heroes may be found recorded by Roy's own hand.</p>
<p>It will be sufficient to say that the delegation from Kidder Lake
descended upon the peaceful home of Pee-wee Harris (peaceful
during his absence at all events) and carried it by storm. The
anxiety of Mr. and Mrs. Harris over the whereabouts of their son
being set at rest by his dramatic appearance at the head of his
martial following, there was nothing for them to do but surrender
to Scoutmaster Ned, while the party partook of breakfast in the
fallen fortress.</p>
<p>"He will eat you out of house and home," warned Mrs. Harris; "I
only want to warn you beforehand."</p>
<p>"We are prepared for the worst," said Scoutmaster Ned, as he
contemplated his discovery wrestling with a saucer of breakfast
food across the table. "In return for our poor hospitality he is
going to show us how the world should be run, and we are to be
his pupils. Now that we have stumbled upon him we couldn't close
our season without him."</p>
<p>"I'll show you how to close it," said Pee-wee.</p>
<p>The one obstacle which might have stood in the way of these
delectable plans--school--was removed by the fact that Scout
Harris was to enter a private school (pity the poor private
school) which did not open until after Columbus Day. We shall see
him wished onto this institution in a subsequent volume.</p>
<p>The outlandish sweater and rakish cap in which Pee-wee had
masqueraded through that eventful night were now discarded by
order of his mother, and on the journey to Kidder Lake he
appeared a vision of sartorial splendor in his full scout regalia
including all appurtenances and sundries.</p>
<p>As a tribute, perhaps, to the island of which he was to be the
imperial head, he flaunted his aluminum frying-pan, its handle
stuck in his belt, ready to fry an egg at a second's notice in
case of emergency. That he might never be at a loss to know where
he was at, his scout compass dangled by a cord tied in a double
sheep-shank knot to harmonize with the knot of his scarf which
could only be removed by lifting it over his head. Thus, though
he might be lost to his comrades, he could never be lost to his
scarf.</p>
<p>Twisted into the cord of his scout hat was an arrow pointing
forward, which gave him an exceedingly martial appearance and was
useful, too, in pointing out the way he should go and
safeguarding him from the danger of going backward. But if, by an
accident, he <i>should</i> go backward or sideways, he had the
empty funnel of an old auto horn with which to magnify his voice
and make the forest ring with his sonorous cries for help. And if
the help did not come, he had still one cylinder of an old opera
glass, with the lens of which he could ignite a dried leaf by day
or observe the guiding stars by night. And if there were no dried
leaves he had his crumpled piece of tissue paper. And if the
stars did not shine, he had a rag for extracting confidential
information from the wind. And if there was no wind, he should
worry, he had gum-drops mobilized in every pocket. Every safety
device known to scout science (and many of quite original
conception) were upon the martial form of Scout Harris, so that
he could not possibly go wrong or starve.</p>
<p>So it was without any fear that he set forth for the untrodden
wilds of Frying-pan Island notwithstanding that it was a quarter
of a mile wide and nearly a third of a mile long.
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