<h2> <SPAN name="chp_34" id="chp_34"></SPAN>CHAPTER XXXIV </h2>
<h3> PEE-WEE HOLDS FORTH <br/> <br/> </h3>
<p>It was a delightful ride to Kidder Lake in the daytime. There is
no time like the autumn--except the spring. And the spring is
only good because it is the beginning of the summer. Just the
same as the winter is best because the spring comes after it. As
Roy Blakeley would have said, "You can do that by algebra." But
there is nothing, either before or after, to make algebra good.</p>
<p>As Jim Burton's big Packard car sped along, the country looked
bleak and the fields wan with their yellow corn-stalks. Even the
little shacks where fresh fruit and vegetables had been displayed
to motorists were now boarded up. Their cheerless, deserted look
contributed quite as much as the changing foliage to the scene of
coldness, desolation. The sad look which Nature assumes when
school opens. The wind blew and the leaves fell and the West
Ketchem scouts fell too, for Scout Harris, who was also blowing.</p>
<p>"That's what you call a proincidence, how I don't have to go to
school yet, the same as you don't on account of yours burning
down. Gee whiz, I like camp-fires, but I like school fires
better."</p>
<p>"And you'll show us how to make a camp-fire?"</p>
<p>"Sure I will; I'11 show you how they do at Temple Camp. Is there
anybody living on that island?"</p>
<p>"No one but us, and we'll have to be going home soon," said
Charlie Norris.</p>
<p>"I like desert islands best," Pee-wee said; "they remind you of
dessert. Sometimes I spell it that way. Don't you care, we have a
month yet. Did you ever eat floating island? It has gobs of icing
floating around in it. We have that Sunday nights at Temple Camp.
When I said dessert it made me think of it. Sometimes islands
disappear."</p>
<p>"I bet the ones in that dessert do all right," laughed Nick
Vernon.</p>
<p>"You said it!" Pee-wee vociferated with great emphasis. "I'll
show you how to make tracking cakes, too, only you can't eat
them."</p>
<p>"No?"</p>
<p>"No-o-o, they're for chipmunks and birds to step on so you can
save their footprints. Gee whiz, did you think you could eat
them?"</p>
<p>"We didn't know," said Fido Norris.</p>
<p>"Gee, there are lots of things <i>I</i> don't know too," said
Pee-wee generously. "But anyway I fixed it so a scout could stay
at Temple Camp an extra week."</p>
<p>"Bully for you. A good turn?"</p>
<p>"You said it. I gave him a whole pail of berries I picked and he
got sick and couldn't go home."</p>
<p>"Some fixer."</p>
<p>"I've fixed lots of things."</p>
<p>"Maybe you can give us all berries the day before our temporary
school opens," said Fido Norton.</p>
<p>"Don't you worry," said Pee-wee reassuringly; "maybe the men who
are getting it ready will go on a strike; maybe there'll be
measles or whooping cough or something. I've had those."</p>
<p>"You're not missing much, hey?"</p>
<p>"You said it. I've been lost in the woods too. Roy Blakeley says
I get lost at C when I sing. He's crazy, that feller is. He
started the Silver Foxes. There's a feller in that patrol can
move his ears without touching them. I should worry as long as I
can move my mouth. I'll show you how to flop a fried egg in the
pan only you have to look it doesn't come down on your head. You
can scramble eggs but you can't unscramble them. Once one came
down on my head. I took a bee-line hike, too."</p>
<p>"With a fried egg on your head?"</p>
<p>"No-o-o. I'll show you how to make a thing to get olives out of
the bottom of a bottle too; it's better than a hatpin, but a
hatpin is good to catch pollywogs with. There's a Pollywog Patrol
that comes to Temple Camp. Gee, I never knew that silver cup was
in the car with me all the time."</p>
<p>"Well, we expect you to walk away with that," said Scoutmaster
Ned. "You rode away with it once. So now we expect you to walk
away with it."</p>
<p>"It's won already," said Charlie Norris. "Nick's the one."</p>
<p>"Gee whiz, I wish I had seen that signal," said Pee-wee, "but
anyway I have to admit it was a stunt sending it. Gee, I guess
you'll get the cup all right."</p>
<p>It was characteristic of Pee-wee that his thoughts did not recur
to his lonely adversary at Piper's Crossroads. His thoughts were
always of the moment and aroused by the present company. He was
just as ready to shout for others as he was to shout for himself,
and that is saying a great deal. It was immaterial to him who he
shouted for so long as he could shout.</p>
<p>Nick Vernon was the nearest and likeliest, so he was all for
Nick's stunt. And he was not in the least curious about the
things said by that lonely boy with wide eyes who had stopped the
car. He was thinking of other things now.
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