<h2>CHAPTER XII<br/> <span class="GutSmall">FROM CINCINNATI TO LOUISVILLE IN ANOTHER WESTERN STEAMBOAT; AND FROM LOUISVILLE TO ST. LOUIS IN ANOTHER. ST. LOUIS</span></h2>
<p><span class="smcap">Leaving</span> Cincinnati at eleven
o’clock in the forenoon, we embarked for Louisville in the
Pike steamboat, which, carrying the mails, was a packet of a much
better class than that in which we had come from Pittsburg.
As this passage does not occupy more than twelve or thirteen
hours, we arranged to go ashore that night: not coveting the
distinction of sleeping in a state-room, when it was possible to
sleep anywhere else.</p>
<p>There chanced to be on board this boat, in addition to the
usual dreary crowd of passengers, one Pitchlynn, a chief of the
Choctaw tribe of Indians, who <i>sent in his card</i> to me, and
with whom I had the pleasure of a long conversation.</p>
<p>He spoke English perfectly well, though he had not begun to
learn the language, he told me, until he was a young man
grown. He had read many books; and Scott’s poetry
appeared to have left a strong impression on his mind: especially
the opening of The Lady of the Lake, and the great battle scene
in Marmion, in which, no doubt from the congeniality of the
subjects to his own pursuits and tastes, he had great interest
and delight. He appeared to understand correctly all he had
read; and whatever fiction had enlisted his sympathy in its
belief, had done so keenly and earnestly. I might almost
say fiercely. He was dressed in our ordinary everyday
costume, which hung about his fine figure loosely, and with
indifferent grace. On my telling him that I regretted not
to see him in his own attire, he threw up his right arm, for a
moment, as though he were brandishing some heavy weapon, and
answered, as he let it fall again, that his race were losing many
things besides their dress, and would soon be seen upon the earth
no more: but he wore it at home, he added proudly.</p>
<p>He told me that he had been away from his home, west of the
Mississippi, seventeen months: and was now returning. He
had been chiefly at Washington on some negotiations pending
between his Tribe and the Government: which were not settled yet
(he said in a melancholy way), and he feared never would be: for
what could a few poor Indians do, against such well-skilled men
of business as the whites? He had no love for Washington;
tired of towns and cities very soon; and longed for the Forest
and the Prairie.</p>
<p>I asked him what he thought of Congress? He answered,
with a smile, that it wanted dignity, in an Indian’s
eyes.</p>
<p>He would very much like, he said, to see England before he
died; and spoke with much interest about the great things to be
seen there. When I told him of that chamber in the British
Museum wherein are preserved household memorials of a race that
ceased to be, thousands of years ago, he was very attentive, and
it was not hard to see that he had a reference in his mind to the
gradual fading away of his own people.</p>
<p>This led us to speak of Mr. Catlin’s gallery, which he
praised highly: observing that his own portrait was among the
collection, and that all the likenesses were
‘elegant.’ Mr. Cooper, he said, had painted the
Red Man well; and so would I, he knew, if I would go home with
him and hunt buffaloes, which he was quite anxious I should
do. When I told him that supposing I went, I should not be
very likely to damage the buffaloes much, he took it as a great
joke and laughed heartily.</p>
<p>He was a remarkably handsome man; some years past forty, I
should judge; with long black hair, an aquiline nose, broad
cheek-bones, a sunburnt complexion, and a very bright, keen,
dark, and piercing eye. There were but twenty thousand of
the Choctaws left, he said, and their number was decreasing every
day. A few of his brother chiefs had been obliged to become
civilised, and to make themselves acquainted with what the whites
knew, for it was their only chance of existence. But they
were not many; and the rest were as they always had been.
He dwelt on this: and said several times that unless they tried
to assimilate themselves to their conquerors, they must be swept
away before the strides of civilised society.</p>
<p>When we shook hands at parting, I told him he must come to
England, as he longed to see the land so much: that I should hope
to see him there, one day: and that I could promise him he would
be well received and kindly treated. He was evidently
pleased by this assurance, though he rejoined with a
good-humoured smile and an arch shake of his head, that the
English used to be very fond of the Red Men when they wanted
their help, but had not cared much for them, since.</p>
<p>He took his leave; as stately and complete a gentleman of
Nature’s making, as ever I beheld; and moved among the
people in the boat, another kind of being. He sent me a
lithographed portrait of himself soon afterwards; very like,
though scarcely handsome enough; which I have carefully preserved
in memory of our brief acquaintance.</p>
<p>There was nothing very interesting in the scenery of this
day’s journey, which brought us at midnight to
Louisville. We slept at the Galt House; a splendid hotel;
and were as handsomely lodged as though we had been in Paris,
rather than hundreds of miles beyond the Alleghanies.</p>
<p>The city presenting no objects of sufficient interest to
detain us on our way, we resolved to proceed next day by another
steamboat, the Fulton, and to join it, about noon, at a suburb
called Portland, where it would be delayed some time in passing
through a canal.</p>
<p>The interval, after breakfast, we devoted to riding through
the town, which is regular and cheerful: the streets being laid
out at right angles, and planted with young trees. The
buildings are smoky and blackened, from the use of bituminous
coal, but an Englishman is well used to that appearance, and
indisposed to quarrel with it. There did not appear to be
much business stirring; and some unfinished buildings and
improvements seemed to intimate that the city had been overbuilt
in the ardour of ‘going-a-head,’ and was suffering
under the re-action consequent upon such feverish forcing of its
powers.</p>
<p>On our way to Portland, we passed a ‘Magistrate’s
office,’ which amused me, as looking far more like a dame
school than any police establishment: for this awful Institution
was nothing but a little lazy, good-for-nothing front parlour,
open to the street; wherein two or three figures (I presume the
magistrate and his myrmidons) were basking in the sunshine, the
very effigies of languor and repose. It was a perfect
picture of justice retired from business for want of customers;
her sword and scales sold off; napping comfortably with her legs
upon the table.</p>
<p>Here, as elsewhere in these parts, the road was perfectly
alive with pigs of all ages; lying about in every direction, fast
asleep.; or grunting along in quest of hidden dainties. I
had always a sneaking kindness for these odd animals, and found a
constant source of amusement, when all others failed, in watching
their proceedings. As we were riding along this morning, I
observed a little incident between two youthful pigs, which was
so very human as to be inexpressibly comical and grotesque at the
time, though I dare say, in telling, it is tame enough.</p>
<p>One young gentleman (a very delicate porker with several
straws sticking about his nose, betokening recent investigations
in a dung-hill) was walking deliberately on, profoundly thinking,
when suddenly his brother, who was lying in a miry hole unseen by
him, rose up immediately before his startled eyes, ghostly with
damp mud. Never was pig’s whole mass of blood so
turned. He started back at least three feet, gazed for a
moment, and then shot off as hard as he could go: his excessively
little tail vibrating with speed and terror like a distracted
pendulum. But before he had gone very far, he began to
reason with himself as to the nature of this frightful
appearance; and as he reasoned, he relaxed his speed by gradual
degrees; until at last he stopped, and faced about. There
was his brother, with the mud upon him glazing in the sun, yet
staring out of the very same hole, perfectly amazed at his
proceedings! He was no sooner assured of this; and he
assured himself so carefully that one may almost say he shaded
his eyes with his hand to see the better; than he came back at a
round trot, pounced upon him, and summarily took off a piece of
his tail; as a caution to him to be careful what he was about for
the future, and never to play tricks with his family any
more.</p>
<p>We found the steamboat in the canal, waiting for the slow
process of getting through the lock, and went on board, where we
shortly afterwards had a new kind of visitor in the person of a
certain Kentucky Giant whose name is Porter, and who is of the
moderate height of seven feet eight inches, in his stockings.</p>
<p>There never was a race of people who so completely gave the
lie to history as these giants, or whom all the chroniclers have
so cruelly libelled. Instead of roaring and ravaging about
the world, constantly catering for their cannibal larders, and
perpetually going to market in an unlawful manner, they are the
meekest people in any man’s acquaintance: rather inclining
to milk and vegetable diet, and bearing anything for a quiet
life. So decidedly are amiability and mildness their
characteristics, that I confess I look upon that youth who
distinguished himself by the slaughter of these inoffensive
persons, as a false-hearted brigand, who, pretending to
philanthropic motives, was secretly influenced only by the wealth
stored up within their castles, and the hope of plunder.
And I lean the more to this opinion from finding that even the
historian of those exploits, with all his partiality for his
hero, is fain to admit that the slaughtered monsters in question
were of a very innocent and simple turn; extremely guileless and
ready of belief; lending a credulous ear to the most improbable
tales; suffering themselves to be easily entrapped into pits; and
even (as in the case of the Welsh Giant) with an excess of the
hospitable politeness of a landlord, ripping themselves open,
rather than hint at the possibility of their guests being versed
in the vagabond arts of sleight-of-hand and hocus-pocus.</p>
<p>The Kentucky Giant was but another illustration of the truth
of this position. He had a weakness in the region of the
knees, and a trustfulness in his long face, which appealed even
to five-feet nine for encouragement and support. He was
only twenty-five years old, he said, and had grown recently, for
it had been found necessary to make an addition to the legs of
his inexpressibles. At fifteen he was a short boy, and in
those days his English father and his Irish mother had rather
snubbed him, as being too small of stature to sustain the credit
of the family. He added that his health had not been good,
though it was better now; but short people are not wanting who
whisper that he drinks too hard.</p>
<p>I understand he drives a hackney-coach, though how he does it,
unless he stands on the footboard behind, and lies along the roof
upon his chest, with his chin in the box, it would be difficult
to comprehend. He brought his gun with him, as a
curiosity.</p>
<p>Christened ‘The Little Rifle,’ and displayed
outside a shop-window, it would make the fortune of any retail
business in Holborn. When he had shown himself and talked a
little while, he withdrew with his pocket-instrument, and went
bobbing down the cabin, among men of six feet high and upwards,
like a light-house walking among lamp-posts.</p>
<p>Within a few minutes afterwards, we were out of the canal, and
in the Ohio river again.</p>
<p>The arrangements of the boat were like those of the Messenger,
and the passengers were of the same order of people. We fed
at the same times, on the same kind of viands, in the same dull
manner, and with the same observances. The company appeared
to be oppressed by the same tremendous concealments, and had as
little capacity of enjoyment or light-heartedness. I never
in my life did see such listless, heavy dulness as brooded over
these meals: the very recollection of it weighs me down, and
makes me, for the moment, wretched. Reading and writing on
my knee, in our little cabin, I really dreaded the coming of the
hour that summoned us to table; and was as glad to escape from it
again, as if it had been a penance or a punishment. Healthy
cheerfulness and good spirits forming a part of the banquet, I
could soak my crusts in the fountain with Le Sage’s
strolling player, and revel in their glad enjoyment: but sitting
down with so many fellow-animals to ward off thirst and hunger as
a business; to empty, each creature, his Yahoo’s trough as
quickly as he can, and then slink sullenly away; to have these
social sacraments stripped of everything but the mere greedy
satisfaction of the natural cravings; goes so against the grain
with me, that I seriously believe the recollection of these
funeral feasts will be a waking nightmare to me all my life.</p>
<p>There was some relief in this boat, too, which there had not
been in the other, for the captain (a blunt, good-natured fellow)
had his handsome wife with him, who was disposed to be lively and
agreeable, as were a few other lady-passengers who had their
seats about us at the same end of the table. But nothing
could have made head against the depressing influence of the
general body. There was a magnetism of dulness in them
which would have beaten down the most facetious companion that
the earth ever knew. A jest would have been a crime, and a
smile would have faded into a grinning horror. Such deadly,
leaden people; such systematic plodding, weary, insupportable
heaviness; such a mass of animated indigestion in respect of all
that was genial, jovial, frank, social, or hearty; never, sure,
was brought together elsewhere since the world began.</p>
<p>Nor was the scenery, as we approached the junction of the Ohio
and Mississippi rivers, at all inspiriting in its
influence. The trees were stunted in their growth; the
banks were low and flat; the settlements and log cabins fewer in
number: their inhabitants more wan and wretched than any we had
encountered yet. No songs of birds were in the air, no
pleasant scents, no moving lights and shadows from swift passing
clouds. Hour after hour, the changeless glare of the hot,
unwinking sky, shone upon the same monotonous objects. Hour
after hour, the river rolled along, as wearily and slowly as the
time itself.</p>
<p>At length, upon the morning of the third day, we arrived at a
spot so much more desolate than any we had yet beheld, that the
forlornest places we had passed, were, in comparison with it,
full of interest. At the junction of the two rivers, on
ground so flat and low and marshy, that at certain seasons of the
year it is inundated to the house-tops, lies a breeding-place of
fever, ague, and death; vaunted in England as a mine of Golden
Hope, and speculated in, on the faith of monstrous
representations, to many people’s ruin. A dismal
swamp, on which the half-built houses rot away: cleared here and
there for the space of a few yards; and teeming, then, with rank
unwholesome vegetation, in whose baleful shade the wretched
wanderers who are tempted hither, droop, and die, and lay their
bones; the hateful Mississippi circling and eddying before it,
and turning off upon its southern course a slimy monster hideous
to behold; a hotbed of disease, an ugly sepulchre, a grave
uncheered by any gleam of promise: a place without one single
quality, in earth or air or water, to commend it: such is this
dismal Cairo.</p>
<p>But what words shall describe the Mississippi, great father of
rivers, who (praise be to Heaven) has no young children like him!
An enormous ditch, sometimes two or three miles wide, running
liquid mud, six miles an hour: its strong and frothy current
choked and obstructed everywhere by huge logs and whole forest
trees: now twining themselves together in great rafts, from the
interstices of which a sedgy, lazy foam works up, to float upon
the water’s top; now rolling past like monstrous bodies,
their tangled roots showing like matted hair; now glancing singly
by like giant leeches; and now writhing round and round in the
vortex of some small whirlpool, like wounded snakes. The
banks low, the trees dwarfish, the marshes swarming with frogs,
the wretched cabins few and far apart, their inmates
hollow-cheeked and pale, the weather very hot, mosquitoes
penetrating into every crack and crevice of the boat, mud and
slime on everything: nothing pleasant in its aspect, but the
harmless lightning which flickers every night upon the dark
horizon.</p>
<p>For two days we toiled up this foul stream, striking
constantly against the floating timber, or stopping to avoid
those more dangerous obstacles, the snags, or sawyers, which are
the hidden trunks of trees that have their roots below the
tide. When the nights are very dark, the look-out stationed
in the head of the boat, knows by the ripple of the water if any
great impediment be near at hand, and rings a bell beside him,
which is the signal for the engine to be stopped: but always in
the night this bell has work to do, and after every ring, there
comes a blow which renders it no easy matter to remain in
bed.</p>
<p>The decline of day here was very gorgeous; tingeing the
firmament deeply with red and gold, up to the very keystone of
the arch above us. As the sun went down behind the bank,
the slightest blades of grass upon it seemed to become as
distinctly visible as the arteries in the skeleton of a leaf; and
when, as it slowly sank, the red and golden bars upon the water
grew dimmer, and dimmer yet, as if they were sinking too; and all
the glowing colours of departing day paled, inch by inch, before
the sombre night; the scene became a thousand times more lonesome
and more dreary than before, and all its influences darkened with
the sky.</p>
<p>We drank the muddy water of this river while we were upon
it. It is considered wholesome by the natives, and is
something more opaque than gruel. I have seen water like it
at the Filter-shops, but nowhere else.</p>
<p>On
the fourth night after leaving Louisville, we reached St. Louis,
and here I witnessed the conclusion of an incident, trifling
enough in itself, but very pleasant to see, which had interested
me during the whole journey.</p>
<p>There was a little woman on board, with a little baby; and
both little woman and little child were cheerful, good-looking,
bright-eyed, and fair to see. The little woman had been
passing a long time with her sick mother in New York, and had
left her home in St. Louis, in that condition in which ladies who
truly love their lords desire to be. The baby was born in
her mother’s house; and she had not seen her husband (to
whom she was now returning), for twelve months: having left him a
month or two after their marriage.</p>
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<p>Well, to be sure, there never was a little woman so full of
hope, and tenderness, and love, and anxiety, as this little woman
was: and all day long she wondered whether ‘He’ would
be at the wharf; and whether ‘He’ had got her letter;
and whether, if she sent the baby ashore by somebody else,
‘He’ would know it, meeting it in the street: which,
seeing that he had never set eyes upon it in his life, was not
very likely in the abstract, but was probable enough, to the
young mother. She was such an artless little creature; and
was in such a sunny, beaming, hopeful state; and let out all this
matter clinging close about her heart, so freely; that all the
other lady passengers entered into the spirit of it as much as
she; and the captain (who heard all about it from his wife) was
wondrous sly, I promise you: inquiring, every time we met at
table, as in forgetfulness, whether she expected anybody to meet
her at St. Louis, and whether she would want to go ashore the
night we reached it (but he supposed she wouldn’t), and
cutting many other dry jokes of that nature. There was one
little weazen, dried-apple-faced old woman, who took occasion to
doubt the constancy of husbands in such circumstances of
bereavement; and there was another lady (with a lap-dog) old
enough to moralize on the lightness of human affections, and yet
not so old that she could help nursing the baby, now and then, or
laughing with the rest, when the little woman called it by its
father’s name, and asked it all manner of fantastic
questions concerning him in the joy of her heart.</p>
<p>It was something of a blow to the little woman, that when we
were within twenty miles of our destination, it became clearly
necessary to put this baby to bed. But she got over it with
the same good humour; tied a handkerchief round her head; and
came out into the little gallery with the rest. Then, such
an oracle as she became in reference to the localities! and such
facetiousness as was displayed by the married ladies! and such
sympathy as was shown by the single ones! and such peals of
laughter as the little woman herself (who would just as soon have
cried) greeted every jest with!</p>
<p>At last, there were the lights of St. Louis, and here was the
wharf, and those were the steps: and the little woman covering
her face with her hands, and laughing (or seeming to laugh) more
than ever, ran into her own cabin, and shut herself up. I
have no doubt that in the charming inconsistency of such
excitement, she stopped her ears, lest she should hear
‘Him’ asking for her: but I did not see her do
it.</p>
<p>Then, a great crowd of people rushed on board, though the boat
was not yet made fast, but was wandering about, among the other
boats, to find a landing-place: and everybody looked for the
husband: and nobody saw him: when, in the midst of us
all—Heaven knows how she ever got there—there was the
little woman clinging with both arms tight round the neck of a
fine, good-looking, sturdy young fellow! and in a moment
afterwards, there she was again, actually clapping her little
hands for joy, as she dragged him through the small door of her
small cabin, to look at the baby as he lay asleep!</p>
<p>We went to a large hotel, called the Planter’s House:
built like an English hospital, with long passages and bare
walls, and sky-lights above the room-doors for the free
circulation of air. There were a great many boarders in it;
and as many lights sparkled and glistened from the windows down
into the street below, when we drove up, as if it had been
illuminated on some occasion of rejoicing. It is an
excellent house, and the proprietors have most bountiful notions
of providing the creature comforts. Dining alone with my
wife in our own room, one day, I counted fourteen dishes on the
table at once.</p>
<p>In the old French portion of the town, the thoroughfares are
narrow and crooked, and some of the houses are very quaint and
picturesque: being built of wood, with tumble-down galleries
before the windows, approachable by stairs or rather ladders from
the street. There are queer little barbers’ shops and
drinking-houses too, in this quarter; and abundance of crazy old
tenements with blinking casements, such as may be seen in
Flanders. Some of these ancient habitations, with high
garret gable-windows perking into the roofs, have a kind of
French shrug about them; and being lop-sided with age, appear to
hold their heads askew, besides, as if they were grimacing in
astonishment at the American Improvements.</p>
<p>It is hardly necessary to say, that these consist of wharfs
and warehouses, and new buildings in all directions; and of a
great many vast plans which are still
‘progressing.’ Already, however, some very good
houses, broad streets, and marble-fronted shops, have gone so far
ahead as to be in a state of completion; and the town bids fair
in a few years to improve considerably: though it is not likely
ever to vie, in point of elegance or beauty, with Cincinnati.</p>
<p>The Roman Catholic religion, introduced here by the early
French settlers, prevails extensively. Among the public
institutions are a Jesuit college; a convent for ‘the
Ladies of the Sacred Heart;’ and a large chapel attached to
the college, which was in course of erection at the time of my
visit, and was intended to be consecrated on the second of
December in the next year. The architect of this building,
is one of the reverend fathers of the school, and the works
proceed under his sole direction. The organ will be sent
from Belgium.</p>
<p>In addition to these establishments, there is a Roman Catholic
cathedral, dedicated to Saint Francis Xavier; and a hospital,
founded by the munificence of a deceased resident, who was a
member of that church. It also sends missionaries from
hence among the Indian tribes.</p>
<p>The Unitarian church is represented, in this remote place, as
in most other parts of America, by a gentleman of great worth and
excellence. The poor have good reason to remember and bless
it; for it befriends them, and aids the cause of rational
education, without any sectarian or selfish views. It is
liberal in all its actions; of kind construction; and of wide
benevolence.</p>
<p>There are three free-schools already erected, and in full
operation in this city. A fourth is building, and will soon
be opened.</p>
<p>No man ever admits the unhealthiness of the place he dwells in
(unless he is going away from it), and I shall therefore, I have
no doubt, be at issue with the inhabitants of St. Louis, in
questioning the perfect salubrity of its climate, and in hinting
that I think it must rather dispose to fever, in the summer and
autumnal seasons. Just adding, that it is very hot, lies
among great rivers, and has vast tracts of undrained swampy land
around it, I leave the reader to form his own opinion.</p>
<p>As I had a great desire to see a Prairie before turning back
from the furthest point of my wanderings; and as some gentlemen
of the town had, in their hospitable consideration, an equal
desire to gratify me; a day was fixed, before my departure, for
an expedition to the Looking-Glass Prairie, which is within
thirty miles of the town. Deeming it possible that my
readers may not object to know what kind of thing such a gipsy
party may be at that distance from home, and among what sort of
objects it moves, I will describe the jaunt in another
chapter.</p>
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